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Hey /b/ its my birthday today I was wondering if anyone want
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Hey /b/ its my birthday today I was wondering if anyone wants to buy me dayz standalone

http://steamcommunity.com/id/evildogger/
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Provide proof it's your birthday and I'll gift a copy.
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>>690425765
How can i prove it?
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>>690425813
Photo ID or birth certificate with timestamp. Is that so hard?
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>>690425895
can you prove that you even own those games?
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>>690426128
I fucking did with my pic >>690425765
I have shit to do today on father's day so you have a very small window to get this done before I have to leave.
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>>690426247
dude please i cant find my birth certificate its at my mums house and ive had a shit depressing birthday and this would make it better.
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>>690426589
>Photo ID

You don't even have a license? Wow, I can't believe I'm wasting my time here. I'm literally hand holding your way to a free DayZ. I'd tell you to get a job to buy the game yourself but you seem overwhelmingly incompetent and full of paranoia.
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>>690425765
>>690426247
miserable b8

>>690426589
play the modded arma2 version using the dayz launcher

or wait until steamsales and get this trashgame yourself
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Any kind giftanon here, who would bless me with any multiplayer game from my wishlist, or prototype 1/2 please? thanks
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shaunpegg/wishlist
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>>690426998
>it's b8

It's not, but OP is either too dumb, too lazy, too entitled, or too underaged to be able to get a copy.
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>>690425765
Who the hell has 7 copies of DayZ in there library. If you have that many stop being a selfish nigger and gift the poor guy one and make his day.
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>>690427345
>458 items
>shows 7
kys faggot
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>>690427551
He fucking typed DayZ in the search bar you twat
>kill ur self
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>>690427551
>not knowing how to narrow down your items using the search box

Poorfag with next to no items confirmed. It's getting embarrassing that you poor people talk like you actually use Steam and its many features.

>>690427450
Explain to me why I should just give away something because I have more of it. What entitles him to it?
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>>690427813
you make a good point, but i doubt the kids lieing, he clearly is having financial struggles and can't afford it for himself otherwise he wouldnt of asked. help a nigga out
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>>690426589
>having nothing with proof of age
This is a sure as shit sign you're underage.
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>>690428029
>OP samefagging his own thread
>lieing

It's my birthday today too. My only wish is that OP doesn't get DayZ :^)
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>>690425584
Oh shit it's my birthday too, my birthday is tomorrow and the day after too. BUY ME ALL THE GAMES.
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>>690428029
I am willing to give him a copy of DayZ. I just require him to back up his claim that it's his birthday. If someone is going to go online and beg random strangers for a video game using the birthday excuse, I'm not going to just take his word for it. If he produces proof that it's his birthday today, I will gift the game. It's just that easy. But I'm only going to be around for another 15 or so minutes before I leave for father's day related activities.
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>>690428199
thanks for the kind words, much appreciated.
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>>690427345
why arent you playing arma 3 with breaking point mod instead?
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>>690425584
Where in the UK are you from?
I might get it for you if you meet me and give me a cuddle.

Also, maybe I'm being stupid here and I don't know much about games, but looking at its store page on Steam, there's quite a lot of bad reviews. Is it actually bad?
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>>690428627
its worthless nowadays. the devs take too long during its development. there are several alternatives out which are way better
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>>690427285
bump
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>>690428431
Because I'm playing other games.

Guess OP is gone now that someone called his bluff.
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>>690429090
>Guess OP is gone now that someone called his bluff.
Funny how that always happens
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>>690429090
it will most likely take me more than 15 minutes to
>find my passport
>edit infomation out
>transfer to pc
>upload here

forget it, ill just kms
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>>690427285
the first level of doom is included into its demo. try it out
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>>690429429
>thinks he's fooling anyone
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>>690429429
>no license to pull out of wallet

Oh come on. If you didn't spend so much time trying to shitpost or debunk my legitimacy, you would have gotten everything uploaded by now.
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>>690429429
>take picture
>blank out info in MSpain
Wow, so hard.
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>>690429813
It's a very hard concept to grasp for
>liars
>underage people who read about free games on 4chan from reddit
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>>690429944
Yup.
You'd expect someone who actually wanted the game and was presented with a seemingly legitimate offer to at least try, rather than continuing to make up excuses.
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just buy him the game, you filthy fuck.
if not, pls die of cancer and get the fuck of my face. those fucking niggers talking about getting a job, fuck off forever. i will never EVER get a job. but i get money u fucking loser. cut your dick off!
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>>690430212
Still one DayZ richer now.
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>>690430212
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>>690430212
>just buy him the game
> i will never EVER get a job

t. not OP (for reals guise)
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>>690430212
>not OP
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>all that -rep on profile
kek

So, can we all just report OP on steam now? He's obviously acting like a huge faggot.
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>>690425584
Make your inventory public and I'll consider it. I'm not gifting shit to someone with a private gift inventory
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>7 +reps
>3 -reps
>"all that -rep on profile"
fag
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>>690429580
thanks, but my pc can't handle it. it's only on my wishlist, if I ever get so lucky to get a new pc
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>>690430785
done
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>>690430948
Reported for hacking :^)
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>>690431079
>-rep wait for vac :)
>28th May
>still waiting
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>>690431065
Now show proof it's your birthday
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>>690431212
Good thing I've helped the cause along then
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Write "cunt" on your forehead with timestamp and I'll give you a copy
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