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don't just desert your thread like that faggot

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>>690424231
>Contributes nothing and tells other people to post more

Thanks faggot

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>9gag
>newfag detected

>>690426787
>>newfag detected

tbh i copied that from /r/ a few weeks ago, however, mistakes were made...

>>690424910
hahhahaha

>>690428059
Let the bodies hit the floor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

>>690428876
>dat godamn smile beside that joke
shit it got me

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Ok faggot we get it HAHA ok HAHA you happy.

>>690425256
Kek

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>>690429244
Just dumping a folder, that's all.

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whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?
when you dump a load in a washing machine it doesnt follow you around for 10 months.

>Q: What can bring out your inner child
>A: A coathanger.
>_________________________________________
>Q: What breaks when you give it to a toddler.
>A: Their hips.
>__________________________________________
>Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
>A: A Doberman on a children's playground!
>___________________________________________
>What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
>The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
>___________________________________________
>How do you make a 5 year old cry twice?
>Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.
>___________________________________________
>What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
>Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
>___________________________________________
>Why do black people smell?
>So blind people can hate them too.
>___________________________________________
>What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
>My bike.
>___________________________________________
>What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
>On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
>___________________________________________
>What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
>The woman.
>___________________________________________
>Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne?
>Acne comes on your face after puberty.
>___________________________________________
>>today i was woken up with a blowjob.
>whaaaat tell me how?
>>well i should stop sleeping in the subway with opened mouth
>___________________________________________
>Why can’t stevie wonder read?
>Because he’s black.
>___________________________________________
>Whats long and hard on a black man?
>The first grade.

>Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
>A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
>___________________________________________
>Q: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
>A: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
>___________________________________________
>Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bricks?
>A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
>___________________________________________
>Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
>A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
>___________________________________________
>Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
>A: I don't have sex with my sandwich before I eat it.
>___________________________________________
>whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long?
>A dead baby in her womb!
>___________________________________________
>Q: Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first?
>>Who gives a fuck?
>___________________________________________
>Have you ever eaten an Ethiopian cuisine?
>>Neither have they.
>___________________________________________
>How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
>>a dust pan
>___________________________________________
>What do you call a (insert favorite ethnic group here) with two wooden legs?
>>A waste of wood.
>___________________________________________
>What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf and blind girl?
>>Break her fingers so she cant tell her mom.
>________________________________
>What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
>Wipes his butt.
>______________________________
>Why did Mary drop her ice-cream?
>Because she had no hands.
><knock-knock>
>Who's there?
>Not Mary.
>_____________________________
>A rabbi and a priest are sitting on a park bench. A 10 year old boy walks by.
>The priest says "lets fuck him!"
>The rabbi says "out of what?"

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>>690429797
Stop my sides can't take so much kek

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>>690430688
Sadly, I don't have anymore.

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>living in cucked countries
>associating yourself with people that get triggered by such jokes
Lel

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Easy there Kennedy!

>>690431129
Well here's a funny story:

>Two Christian missionaries go to the Middle East to help the poor
>They decide to visit a mosque
>One has to use the restroom
>He goes to the basement and sees a trough
>His friend walks in and sees him pissing in the trough
>He yells at his friend "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!"
>The one pissing replies "I'm using the urinal"
>His friend response: THATS NOT A URINAL, THAT'S WHERE THEY WASH THEIR FEET

>>690429745
Death metal

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>>690431971
Sounds like something that really happened.

>>690432541
Its 200% funnier if it DID happen

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>>690433342
More of this

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>edgy

>>690433733
I've got 2 more but aren't funny

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>>690433342
Lel, got more?

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>>690433881
Oh they're not funny?
>as opposed to the rest of this thread

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>>690422977
What did the muslin do when he walked into the gay bar?

Ordered shots for everyone.

>>690424987
kek

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One of those times when history was made.

>>690429797
>black people
>not niggers

>>690427299
lmfao

>>690435072
>foruchan

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>>690435093
Not all black people are niggers, but they all fucking smell.

>>690435764
>white girl goes to a bar and meets a black guy and they hit it off. they start having a couple of drinks and after a while decide to leave together. On the way to the car the white girls asks "is it true what they say about black guys?" the black guy says "yeah" and she says "prove it" so he stabs her 37 times and takes her purse

>>690436026
>What's long, black and smelly?
>The unemployment line

>>690429251
Kek

>>690436195
>whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
>in front of the dog there are skidmarks

>>690434513
I remember this thread. Before it was a meme.