You haven't fucked her yet? Kek

>>690422206
she's on vacation with her family, couple thousand miles from where I am now.

You sir are fucked. MILF is probably bat shit cray cray and she will destroy your family and leave out to dry. All of the shit you've been hiding from the wife will blow up and you'll be alone paying child support and alimony...

Moral of the story. Fuck a prostitute not a clingy drama seeking whore

>>690423289
This is exactly what my best friend, the only person I could tell, said.

Holy shit, you might have a point.

OP here, on the same topic, anyone know a good fun escort/hooker in Greater London Area?

>killyourself

>>690424919
At least read the fucking story. Already tried that.

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>>690422030
OP SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR MARRIAGE WHILE YOU CAN. ABORT THE CUNT BC NO BITCH IS WORTH THAT MUCH TROUBLE. TRUST

>>690425289
3 for 3 there. Holy shit, did I actually get the feels for a fucking drama queen?

go ahead OP, severely damage your kids futures so you can fuck some new pussy and then be disillusioned with it 6 months later.

Surely no man has ever made this mistake before. Surely no marriage has been destroyed or childhood injured because of such a mistake before.

This will end badly

>>690423289
This. Dont throw away what sounds like great life and lose your kids over a bitch youll be buying a walker for in 10 years. Youll lose interest after you fuck her anyways and regret losing everything over it

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>>690426019
>>690426294
>>690425289
OP trust us. Many have made dumb decisions like this just for a quick nut or for some temporary love. The depression will pass and things will get better. Don't make drastic choices and ruin the lives of the ones you love and yourself. I believe in you

OP here again.

So some background info here on the female.
> US Jewish with slav origins. I guess that alone is enough to raise red flags. I'm a slav too, I would know.
> Parents divorced
> Lives in UK with her husband. Married him at 35, after dating for one year when they were both 21.
> Hot AF
> Paid for her Harvard degree by...fuck, even I'm seeing it now...by nude modelling.
> Husband remarried, originally divorced a certified psycho cunt, most likely drawn to drama.
> Treated with depression like I am, same pills, that's how we connected
> Says things like "I'm gonna make you rethink pleasure" on the phone.
> Husband jealous af, also cancer survivor with ED
> not sure where to put pics (non nudes), don't want them public

Am I actually retarded?

>>690426564
op here, the walker bit made me kek

>>690427055
pics on media fire or fileshare// never trust a jew

>>690426751
OP here.

I fucking see your point. I think I was drawn to her since the suicide attempt, which was only foiled because of her (had me throw pills up).

Problem is, I'm fucking head over heels for this broad. Probably need to chop off dick to be 100% safe from fucking her.

>>690427470

I don't have much emotion except for my wife n son OP.

so in your case id play the older girl and fuck her and convince her I loved her. Get free shit and use her up.

Gotta be a lil heartless to get ahead.

>>690427470
Or you can just block her and get rid of anything that reminds you of her? Nudes, letters, etc.. Try and get some mates and hang out with them, maybe post more on 4chan? I'm not an expert on psychology but there are certainly more things you can do than talk to the jew milf to help combat your depression and etc.

>>690427867
OP here.

Yeah, I need to fucking bring myself to destroy these. This is gonna be my next challenge. Fuck, this is hard.

I haven't actually seen my wife for a month, she's on vacation with the kids and I had to stay back home and work. I suspect that had something to do with it too. Fuck this.

I'll be rejoining my wife in a week from now, and we're spending 2 weeks' vacation with each other. Not sure how that's gonna turn out.

>>690427847
I was considering that. Just not sure whether I can actually pull that off without fucking myself up. I'm positive I can get her in a hotel room, but it's my own feelings that are gonna get caught up in the shit.

Allright, I need to make a picture package with my wife and the other ho. Give me a few.

>>690428139
Fuck your wife's brains out for us OP, its the right thing to do. Also try and talk to her about how you're feeling. Let her know that its hard for you to be alone // It will be hard to get rid of her but honestly its the best thing for you to do.

>>690422030
No OP. Don't listen to the others. The Milf loves you~

>>690422030
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Either you leave your wife to be with the milf or you go to counseling and work on your marriage.

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>>690429246
DEFINITELY NOT WORTH LOL

>>690429246
Not worth it.

You ever see those chick flicks where the main character is acting like an idiot and the whole audience hates his guys?

That's you right now.

>>690428531
I really wanna talk to her about it when I see her.

>>690429340
That actually helps.

>>690429396
so does this.

Fuck, I never expected /b to be my voice of reason.

>>690422030
To be cucked this hard you make shit up

>>690428893
I know I never wanna leave my wife, ever. Not even an option. Guess I know where that leaves me.

Fuck, this is gonna be difficult.

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>>690429539
we are /b/, we are anonymoos, we do not never meme nor do we leave a brother in ruins. Per audicia ad astra

OP again.

What do you guys suggest for cutoff mechanisms? Polite email, or delete number & block all social networks?

>>690429948
"I'm sorry but I don't see any rational way in which we can have any sort of future together. This is as hard for me as it is for you. I won't be contacting you again, I hope you can understand"

>>690430204
via email or whatever you talk to her mainly on

>>690430204
ok, and to face the shitstorm of calls and emails that are inevitable to follow? Play along for a while or ignore?

>>690430204
>>690430285
Absolutely not. Do not do this. I did this. Side-ho went absolutely batshit insane. Assume that MILF will go apeshit on you. Your best bet now is to make yourself look as reasonable and cold as possible when Wifey decides to bring you up to the judgement stand.

Block and ignore.

Also, if MILF happens to NOT be crazy, she'll sweet talk you and you'll feel too guilty to cut it off cleanly. More ammunition when wifey showdown inevitably occurs.

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Bro,

You made me come out of lurker mode. I have not posted anything on /b/ in about a year.

I know its hard. Your feelings for this milf are stemming from the fact that someone was there for you at your weakest moment. Combine being in the right place in the right time with her relating to you and being hot AF and you have disillusion.

You do not need this in your life. What's more, your kid does not need this in their life. You will be caught. Milf is a phsyco & after you fuck her SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE.

I guarantee that if you tried to end things with her after fucking her she'll go out looking for your wife to tell her what y'all had been doing in an attempt to see you single.

>>690429948
start with polite email - be honest, saying you can't ruin things with your wife. Emphasize how much they mean, but don't be a dick.
There is a good chance she will scorched earth if you block her. Females are fucking insane.

One thing: Are you sure she isn't lying about shit? Like about telling her husband? Do you know her well IRL or is it online? Some of it sounds like stories a female would make up to get attention from you. She sounds like she wants/needs drama and that is scary.

>>690430508
I was going to suggest this but he asked for a polite way. Not talking to her can work as well.

>>690429246

She is cute more please

>>690429948
Gonna need more info. What does the MILF have of yours? Did you send her pics?

Basically what ammunition does she have against you?

>>690422030
you're just bored with your wife but in 2 months you'll be back to how you were before you met the MILF. just ignore the urges and cut yourself off from talking to her.

>>690423953
Found this number on a traffic light post and it said call for a good time havent tried it yet

07778627010 -Maya

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Make sure you talk to her on the phone so she doesnt have a record of it to show to your wife. (assuming she doesnt record it.)

Tell her that this aint right and that you've had a moment of weakness but you can't follow through with it. Play up that you have a child and even though your life is entirely fucked right now, you want to save your child from any future pain and confusion. She has a kid and no matter how crazy she is, some motherly instincts should kick in that will allow her to see that truth in the least.

Again dude, all emails and texts should be deleted.. But she still has them as proof so idk what to recommend for that.

Don't use email!!!!!

That's evidence that her crazy ass could send to your wife!!

Call her make it quick and easy.

>>690430545
I really appreciate that. What you say is exactly right, that moment where she grabbed me and literally saved my life, that's hard to get past. She told me she loved me right after, but later confirmed she had feels from before.

Yeah, if I do fuck her, there's gonna be hell to
pay. I'd have to James Bond the shit out of this.

>>690430846
That's the good thing. I'm paranoid by default, so...nothing. No pictures. We actually live in different cities, even though I travel to London a fuckton. Knows where I work, that's no biggie I guess. Knows wife's name, wife's easy to look up on Facebook. That's the weakest link.

>>690430508
If I do this, I'm really not sure I'll have the stones to ignore her emails and calls. One weak moment and I'm back to where I was. Plus, she will go into overdrive. I know her.

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>>690429246
Not worth it

>>690431315
That's the fun part. We're off cell phones now, because hubby stalks her 23/7. Or, you know, that's what she says.

>>690431262
>this

>>690431184
>Maya

Sounds like a slav. Turnoff.

>>690431262
Fuck, I think I like this.

>>690431861
naw man here's what you do my boy.

You fuck the milf. You secretly record it.

...that's the end of my plan. I just wait you to hit that hot piece of ass.

GL bro

>>690431658

I had the same situation but for me, it was a smoking fucking hot 22, year old and the other being my 24 year old gf, whos just a better person in general. But the first is more fun, sexy, whatever.

Well after advice I realized how retarded I was and decided my gf was the best person, and I'm lucky shed even choose me.

So I gradually made the first one hate me, until SHE broke it off. Not much chance she'll come back after she "broke up" with me.

>>690432161
>THIS

make her not like you if that's possible

>>690432161
I thought about alienating her like that. My only take on this would be to insist on fucking her like a whore and spamming her with demands, ultimatums, threats etc.

But I'm half sure she'd actually go for it.

>>690432121
Crazy chicks are the best fuck, that's proven. All the worse.

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If you have your wife's facebook log in deets i'd go on right away and block milfy. This isnt gonna stop the milf from creating a new fb just to message her but it should deter her for a little bit until she gets over what y'all had. (assuming she does.)

One of the craziest solutions i can come up with is finding a single friend and sorta just setting them up.

At that point she has a new obsession, you're safe, your bro loves you & you can sit back and watch as she slowly shows her true crazy fucking colors.

>>690432354

The trick is to do what I did. You can't make her hate you so bad she wants revenge, it's to make her fall "out of like with you" because honestly bro.. It's not love, it's a mix of lust and "want what you can't have"

>>690432527
Yeah, balancing between "likes me too much" and "wants to skin me alive" isn't gonna be easy.
>>690432509
I do. Thought about it, but the person will then show up in Blocked accounts. Can't risk having to explain that.

>>690429246

YOU CAN FUCKING FEEL THE CRAZY EYES IN THE GOD DAMN PHOTO! FUCKING DON'T!

>>690429246
I can literally hear this woman's voice.

>>690432779
Nah, just be a dick to her. I gnore her and then say shes needy when you don't reply in a couple of days. Things like that, eventually she'll get tired of it and try to end things. These anons are right

>>690432817
you should see the ones that are actually private.

>>690432942
I'm the touchy feely type and to do this is really, really hard for me.

>>690432779

I'm the 22/24 chick guy.

I did the same thing with blocking. The gf had nobody blocked so I knew she would never check the blocked area.

If she has someone already blocked thah means she at least goes into settings. My gf, literally the best heart in the world, isn't the brightest, doesn't work FB settings at all. So it's situational. But thah worked for me.

>>690432817
>>690432896

It's the crazy teeth is all

>>690433072
Would you rather act like a dick for a few days or ruin your life risking an "easier" way? Just being honest bro, you don't have a ton of options

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>>690429246
42 years old
Pigtails to look younger
Ex Nude Modell.
Promises pleasure
Willing to Ruin two families
Picked you with suicide attempt, knows your weakness and fully exploits them

My assessment of the situation-
Probably Best fuck yet, Drama crazy milf bitches use Sex as there weapon and payment
She will be Borded of you eventually
You will drop even harder than before.

Solution

Run, retarded padawan, Run.

>>690432993

Well now ya gotta post em

>>690433072

It took me being a dick for a day, it was hard. I was drunk most the time.

She then ignored for me a few days, and when we finally talked she was short, cold and annoying. I knew the plan worked when she said "okay, bye, and didn't call me babe"

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>>690433188
Good point.

>>690433080
I'm gonna have to block the husband this way, too. Checked my wife's block list, she does have people there.

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>>690427055
>Married him at 35, after dating for one year when they were both 21.
What?
> Husband jealous af, also cancer survivor with ED
poor guy. Stop messing with his wife and stay true to yours you faggot.

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>>690433072

You need to view women as replaceable.

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ancient wizard, desperately claiming for justice says:

Kill husband, and go to another country

>>690433585
Yep, that's what I meant. They dated for a year when they were 21, then separated, got back together after 14 years, dater briefly and bang.

>>690433363
I believe your assessment may be correct, master. I need to work out how to deflate the whole thing without sparking her wrath or getting in trouble again. Some good suggestions in this thread already.

>>690430455
ignore. You don't want to lead her on to the idea that there may possibly be any way to continue

Unless of course you really do want to fuck the old lady

>>690433590
>>690433514

These are awful, I can see her britbong accent. Sexy in full clothes isn't usually like this lol..

>>690433931
Fuck yeah they are, you can barely see her. I'm posting them because I suspect they give off the crazy vibe more so than anything.

OP to make a proper assessment we also need to see your wife. Especially naked

>>690434065

Doing a good job so far with that.

Just remember what I always had to.

You had your fun talking with her, time to go back to a person who really loves you.

Once you fuck her it's now real, and real makes it worse. It's fantasy and wishing right now.

It'll be easier to move on before you fuck her. And if you don't want to on, there's 2 options. Break up with wife, marry the crazy lady, now have step kids and child support.

Think of it, you're the young hot piece of ass to her.

She ever tell you she never felt this way about anyone?

>>690423289
this alimony is huge if you are in USA

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>>690433849
Only way to Deflation is-

Talk to her. Recognize that she helped you in a time of weakness. Show your Moral compass.
Beware the Sex trap that often is introduced with - what feels right cant be wrong -

Remind yourself that you are a man and only the though choices define you.

Do not blame her for anything. Thank her for reminding you what is important in live. Hug, no kiss.
Turn 360 degress never look back.

Tell your wife about suicide attempt But that you snapped out of it. Do not lie, But make it Sound nice. It is about you and your wife, not about another woman.

Stand proud, shitstorm will be managable and Pass.

I speak from expierence with crazy milfs.

I think what I'm gonna do is sit tight and wait for her next piece of email (yeah, she sends me emails, go figure).

These days she oscillates between "I'm gonna fuck your brains out" and "we should really be friends".

When that arrives, I'm gonna be posting it here and /b/ can come up with an answer, if any.

In the meantime, this thread has helped beyond what I dared imagining.

>>690434866
What you have to understand is just how weak and faggot-ish I am when it comes to the milf. She can fucking deconstruct me in 5 minutes or less. But your words ring true.

>>690429246
looks like my aunt...

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>>690434911
Oh and Please dont Write long emails to her. Evidence that will be Held against you

>>690434464
super hot tall black, big tits, small waist, big ass. Problem is, after the first kid was born, sex is meh. I'm still into it, she just lost a lot of interested. This is the one thing I never told the MILF though.

>>690422030
look into polyamory. Some popular starter books are The Ethical Slut and More Than Two

>>690435388
Funny you should say that.

She's having this very discussion with her husband right now. She told me that. She actually went into great detail about this aspect of it.

>>690435362

>tfw when one adjective changes this whole game.

Everything I said before was wrong. Go for milf.

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>>690435121
That was my weakness... I Know the Radiant presence that leaves you so vulnerable. And that is the danger. Face the deamons, you must Show her that you are more than weakness. If not she will be your succubus and leave a dead husk.

>>690435542
Saw that coming.

OP

>>690435668
I think a big part of the problem is just how much I've let her learn about me. The things that trigger my depression, my anxiety attacks. The things I want. I fucking told her almost everything, things I haven't told anyone else ever before.

Dumb move huh.

>>690435362

>black

Yeah this is now a ylyl thread

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>>690435362
Dont tell US, tell your wife and work it out.

>>690435976
Fuck yeah. After this experience, that's definitely something I have to do no matter what.

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>>690435950
I Stil hope He meant Black Hair. Please say you have mixed races?

Are you Black too?

>>690429246
dude she's obviously has crazy eyes. like it's blatant. omg op how fuckin dumb re u

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>>690435927
No it wasnt a Bad move. You needed to vent your fears.
Just move on.

>>690436363
I think this thread has already established that I'm a fucking retard. No arguments here.

OP

>>690433363
#truth

OK, this thread actually helped me a fuckton.

I think it's clear what I have to do. I'm pretty fucking helpless when she unleashes though, so I'm gonna need more help.

Everyone happy with waiting for her next email (she says she needs time to type a long one, whatever the fuck that means) and then helping me with a reply?

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