>>690420294

That I'm fat and awkward

my tiny peepee

>>690420294
My fatness and small penis. And my suicide methods, they love that.

>>690420294

Probably the fact that I go on /b/ and collect the goodest memes

My self-loathing charm?

>>690420294
hairy back and cleft lip

>>690420294
I'm socially aggressive and funny.

my inability to talk to them

>>690420778
>cleft lip
nice

My balls are really big

>>690420294
my autism and ugliness

>>690420294
my tiny cock, they love it.

My account balance

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>>690420294
muh benis

> My skills
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My sense of humor, but that's offset by how ugly I am

Sluts love guitars bro lol.

>>690421257

Is that you? Because your damn right

im mysterious :^)

>>690420676
Fucking hot

>>690420294
Your dad's money

virginity

I have beautiful, soulful eyes.

I used to look a lot like Orlando Bloom when I was younger.

Now I'm older, fatter, balder, and I look like if Colin Farrell had a cancer.

I've always been a sperging creep with too high standards, who became clingy and insecure at the onset of any relationship a female was foolish enough to stumble into with me.

>>690421875

If anything just break it off, I was in a relationship with this cute guy until he got really attached really fast. You have your whole life to find a "soul mate" seize the moment and take that dick boi. You'll only be so cute for so long.

Post more or post a kik. I need this shit

>>690420676
so hard right now

>>690421022
checked

>>690420294
My going away

My hair/my eyes. Also, I'm a good story teller they like that too. It's not that hard boys

>>690420294
They don't

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>>690421257
Sorry

my angelic face and awesome personality

7 years, 3 relasionships... have no fucking clue how I landed them?! Not to hot and not too ugly soo?!

I change from a really nice guy, to a total fucking asshole from time to time. I'm somewhat selfish and try to get what I want....

this is the first time I'. single for more than 1 month in a year... so yeah.

Also I'm no way near being a muscular giant. I got a dumb ass face tattoo from whe I was younger. I do not have huge dick (average I guess?) and I can no way smooth talk like players etc

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>>690422948

My fuzzy hair, my brown bambi eyes, my dick and the fact that when I want to do something I just do it and that I treat most of them like shit.
The best part about treating every girl like trash is that if you are nice to her once she feels special.

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pic related

my wallet

>>690422948
>>690423125
Fuck off, faggot

your string-bean figure and gawky giant flipper hands make you look as about as feminine as an ash tree

>>690420294
My hair.

Ginger but not butt ugly, with dark red hair instead of that cheesy ass looking orange shit.

I feel very lucky to have been born a male ginger and not be fuck-ugly.

>>690420294
my bank account is trips $0.00

nothing

My height (6')
And I consider my jaw pretty attractive

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the clothese I buy them

>>690421531
Osu player - LoL player confirmed

>>690423371
Just so you know, I was just reposting that faggots pictures because he deleted them.

My maxed runescape account

When they see me leave the room.

>>690420294
that I dont talk to them.

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Well the way I get people staring or asking me to their dorm It's either looks or I've got something stuck in my teeth. I guess I'm funny if I do actually talk.

The humor where I almost exclusively talk about killing myself

>>690423527
that fucking pic again

that fucking disturbs me

>>690420294
Literally nothing.

>>690420294
That I'm tall. I think that's all.

pretty much that im just there, available

Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he’s called a stud. But if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she’s called a slut, and people think this is unfair… Nah. It’s completely fair, and I’ll tell you why, alright? ‘Cause it’s fuckin’ easy to be a slut. It’s fuckin’ hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs.
“
— Jim Jefferies

also this
>>690423753

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>>690424073
>>690423781
>>690423753
>>690423477
>>690423464
FUCKING.
H O T
O
T

I have a 14 inch cock that ejaculates chocolate and money

>>690420294
that im
preselected by other women
leader of men
protector of loves one
willingbess to emote
and successful risk taker

>>690420294
The fact that i have 3 1 TB disks filled with shitty memes... I'm 22 and a virgin yes.

>>690420294
i go to the same uni as this fag

Honestly, and this is actually more of an insult to my pride than anything but it's the fact that I have two sleeve tattoos and a chest piece. They seem pretty much to just get wet for my tattoos then after I've deep dicked them the allure wares off.

>>690424544
is he your boyfriend?

I think he's your boyfriend

he's your boyfriend and you just admitted to having sex with him

Eyes. Also for my smarts but that's just a show, I'm a fucking dumbass naturally.

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>>690424773
Dont be jelly.

Nah i see him all the time at the gym taking pictures of his biceps like hes swole and he has a massive following of 10 year olds so thinks hes gods gift to women

can give info (name/uni/gf etc) on him if interested

>>690420294
dont know, there is something about me girls really like
like a mysterious cloud or aura that i ermit
i know that sounds cringy, but i dont know how i could describe it
im not that good looking ( i could be but i would need to invest money, like fixing my chin, its a bit asymetric from an accident as a child )
for me its really easy to pick up girls, i just have to look at them, i cant describe it
like i went to the beach with a buddy, and there where like 10 girls laying arround
so i started looking, and did my moves, and then i saw 2 girls i really found attractive
and i dont know how i do that, but i looked at them, a little smile, and few minutes later, they came over and asked for my number
also, yesterday the same thing, there were like a group of 17 year old, and they smiled at me, showed me their butts and stuff, they started changing their panties bcs they were wet, and "accidently" the towel fell down and i could see her pussy. she laughed looked at me and smiled, meanwhile there was this 27 year old with her boyfriend laying on the left side of me, sticking her butt in my direction, kissing her boyfriend, rubbing her but, and always looking to me, smiling
im 20, i look like a 16 year old, not the best looking guy, and normally not in the visual and age range of women older than lets say 18, but still this happens all the time
i dont know what it is, maybe someone knowing of this could explain it to me

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>>690425328

If anyone in this thread is a homosexual and would like to talk to me.

My kik is wumpus9097

>>690425576
ha gaaaaay

>>690425214
Nice try with your jealous lies, he's actually a great guy. He's smart and funny, and helps everyone when he can.

>>690425328
Calm down, it's anonymous, Angelo.

>>690425923
Either you a fag or you're Rhys Pickering

>>690426445
I dare you to post ANY proof of anything other than him being a great guy, and not just jealous fat neckbeard rage because you're not him.

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>>690426823
Wow your faggotry is genuinley so intense.

Climb off dumbos dick for a while if possible.

>inb4 another jelousy rant - i look better than him, apart from his face, his face is pretty damn perfect.

>>690420294
Nothing, they don't find me attractive. :( Somehow my self-loathing doesn't seem to work. How can I become more attractive?
>inb4 go to the gym

Honestly, most people regardless of gender say I'm funny in a witty, snappy way. Girls especially complain about me "teasing" them.

>>690427622
You're literally inb4'ing quite possibly the only thing you need to do

>>690420294

He should lift. He has a good facial structure and if he combined that with being swole/shredded he would be drowning in pussy if he wasn't already.

>>690428077
Judging by his j00cy claves, I'd say he's a wrestler or already does some sort of aerobic sport.

my half-closed red eyes

>>690428202

Would be better if the rest was swole too.

>>690420676
no joke i actually had a girl start hitting on me because we talked about memes and she was like super into them. i even told her i sometimes go on 4chan and she was like, thats so cool!

It probably helps cuz i do ok in the looks department

>>690420906
my mouth looks like a pussy

My height. My Green Eyes. My Thick hair. My Deep voice. My Wit.

All that matters is height and wit. Everything else is bonus.

>>690429259
where r u from? because where im from height doesnt really matter to most girls. as long as you're like 5'7" you'll do ok.

>>690425328
Of course they did, honey