Show us your dick

proof?

>>690420094
Holy shit, your that chick from batman!

>>690420094
which ones go ass to mouth easiest?

>>690420094
New Fag.... Fuck off

>>690420094
Who are you?

>>690420094
who were the actresses?

Why do you lie? What do you get from this? Is it because you just want to get some attention?

>>690420392
Proof or you've been fucking your dog with pictures of various celebs taped to his face.

>>690420481
> New Fag
newfag trying to call others newfag spotted

>>690420392
can't show much proof since i'm not with anyone of them anymore

Name two women you fucked BRUH

>>690420554
It's because he's a nigger
Inferior.
Makes him need to lie

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Pics or it didn't happen ;:^)

>>690420644

i'll leave it to your imagination, but one of them is a Jennifer.

>>690420094

Proud of you mate.

I have no questions for you but wish you a good life and listen to me brother please stay out of canada in 2042. Trust me.

>>690420633
Any proof you have
Doesn't have to be substantial
Just credibal

>>690420094
Are they as vain and vapid as we think they are?

>>690420094
i thought you only get trolls in wow

>>690420094
Bullshit.

Oh shit, wait, that's not a question.

> sage goes in all fields

Fuck, that isn't a question either. I'm not very good at this.

>>690420094
Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?

>>690420094
Do you think actors should be banned from marrying each other?

>>690420625
>calls out newfag for being a newfag for calling him a newfag

Who's the newfag now?

>its you

Which actress was the kinkiest in bed?

>>690420788

Not that much, being rich and famous gets very mundane, you forget about it sometimes

>>690420981

i guess i'd have to say the one that appeared on Over the wall and The Forger.

>>690420994
So is there substance to your relationships with them or are they playing carreer musical dating all the time.

>>690420554
Maybe he's lying, maybe he's legit. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, as I've also done things that sound like boastful lies.

>>690420094
Of the six, who is the best lay? Who is the dead fish? Who looks the best naked? Do you think their looks or fame affect their sexual prowess?

Define "Hollywood actresses."

>>690421194

I think Melissa was a real surprise, really really hot in bed. wouldn't expect since she was so cute when we started dating

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>>690420953

well i asked a legit question and of course op won't answer it.

fuck you op

fuck your thread

get cancer and die

sage and i'm out

>>690421143
Hayden Panettire, nice.

Do you ever consider giving an incredibly expensive gift to a rebdom poorfag? Not begging, just positing every poor kids fantasy that a rich person gives them a crazy expensive watch or car.

>>690420994
What movies have you been in?

Don't have to be exact.

>nacho libre
>tenacious d
>kung foo panda

Etc.

>makes AMA thread

>doesn't reply of have proof.

Fag/10

Have you ever been 'official' with any of them?

>>690421449
Got 1 out of the 6, nice, anon.

>>690420094
You can't just make claims like this and have people believe it faggot. You say you're an actor so either show face and timestamp or gtfo niggertits.

>>690421577

No, never been official, if i ever want a serious relationship, it won't be with anyone on the business.

low quality bait

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>>690420094
Do you have a family right now?

>>690421402
shut up tinydicks, there is no such thing as rules for oldfags

>>690420602
Lost

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>>690421402
Kek did you make that just for me?

This ones for you

>>690420393
kek

Ugliest one?

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OP here, this is one of them that I fucked

>>690420094
Answer my question, is there any substance to those type of Hollywood relationships?

ITT: Bunch of faggots took OPs word for gospel without any shred of proof

Man, it's smellin real summery around here

how was anne in the sack??

>>690421402
holy b8

>>690421824

I have to say the ugliest one was an actress who performed on Mean Girls, god what an awful body, i'm not really shallow, but dude, i still like hot girls. It's not lindsay btw.

>>690421908
No they're all lizards, like pepe

>>690420094
whats your name?

>>690422071
can u list the 6??

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>Mfw OP successfully convinced a bunch of fags that he's a celeb
>mfw they all believe him despite no evidence

>>690422156
i've said two by now, an anon guessed Hayden Panettiere, and i said Melissa Benoist was a real shock in bed, what a hottie.

>>690422075
Your lying about everything

>>690422071
Just say who you fucked, you cuck. Like those sloots will see this and figure out it was "YOU"

>>690422148
Charlie

>>690422071
Glenn coco?

>>690422292
rachel mcadams?

>>690422335
>he hasn't fucked any celebs

It's hilarious how you fuckin retards are just believing everything he says. Are you that autistic?

>>690422309
Don't have to believe me. You'll be replaced soon enough

>>690422441

Nope, i've never met her.

this is weak bait

>>690420094
By "actresses," do you mean the ones who are taking token wages as waitresses at bars to bide their time in between gigs?

>>690422541
yup, post who you are or else its fake, faggot

>>690422537
Amanda seyfried

>>690421578
Was that before she started dating the monster that could wear you like a cock sock?

>>690421376
You fucked Melissa McCarthy? Eww

>>690422681

yessss

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It's all fucking lies,
Ignoring the request for proof
Being vague
Op is faggot whos only lay will always be your uncle when you were 7.
Faggot take another dick from your father's brother

>>690422729

yes, late 2012.

>>690422465
You act like we aren't just playing along to piss off the ones who aren't in on the joke.

>wheredoyouthinkweare.mp4

I wish someone could just like pick me up.

>>690422788
how was she??

>>690422891
>in on the joke
Jokes are funny, this is just retardation. Keep trying to control that damage though, ya fuckin autist

>>690422882
u fuck anne hathaway??

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>>690422804
It's funny how teaching people about bait and lies on the internet changes literally nothing but if we stopped 4chan would just be fucked for eternity

How famous are you OP? A household name? Just famous in the states?

OP here, is funny how you ask for proof but you believe in time travelers thread and shit, not gonna tell my name but James Franco and Seth Rogens are really close friends of mine. we lurk together /b/ sometimes.

>>690423025

she was ok, really shy at first, just regular sex, nothing special.

>>690423131
McLovin confirmed.
Conquer that pussy MANG

>>690422891
Does someone have to post the "anyone take shit seriously here is a fucking retard" or are we all in agreement that this is all lies and we're fueling OP's
Autism?

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>>690420094

>>690421888
trips. Also are you sure you fucked that? Maybe it fucked you?

>>690423131
Are you that fat unfunny kid, jonah hill?

fucked any in the ass?

>>690423128

i've not been in any really cult movie but i was in a movie where rose byrne was.

>>690423115
Aren't the lies what makes it what it is
If you come here expecting truth or believe anything without time stamped picture and a contract signed in triplicate
Then you're a retard who needs euthanisation

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>>690420094
How many more Batman movies are you gonna do?

>>690423479
Have you fucked her? She is sooooo fucking hot

>>690423479
u do her too?

>>690423441

i've hang out with him but he's really not like you guys see him in movies, he's your definition of autistic.

>>690423045
Right...coz thats why we come to 4chan for the memes right? Coz reddit and facebook are for autists. Edgy know it all teens like you deserve /b/

>>690423580

yes she's hot but no, i haven't just friends, a real shame though.

>>690423131
Fuck off Evan Goldberg
You're not famous
You're just a sarcastic cunt who resents not making it big yet
Loved you in million dollar baby tho

And the biggest fail would be if this were true and you didn't get any of them preggo. now GTFO

>>690420094
Which actresses does the most bearding?

>>690423576
Oh and also, what's Anne like in bed?
Is she a breather or a moaner? Active or lazy?

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>>690423131
>Seth Rogens
Rogens
at least get the name right

>>690423774

cameron diaz, by far.

>>690423801

moaner, active.

op here I have a billion dollars and a magic pony an I can fly

>>690423279
I just don't understand how people can get upset over typical /b/ shitposting

>are you guys seriously believing in ops lies???? Soo autistic!!!!!

Kek

>>690420094
How many of them basically fuck their way into rolls.

and wtf happened to Lacey Chabert, did she get passed around hollywood or somthin?

>>690423972
Define
>Bearding

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>>690420786
>credibal

>>690420094
Prove you are famous

>>690424285
Obviously not. If she had been, she'd likely be an Oscar winner by now. She'd at least get regular work.

>>690424459
No
We don't care that he's famous
just that he's rich
>Post a pic of a flaming 100 dollar bill with a timestamp in front of it and we'll believe you.

>>690423550
Isn't there a very formidable caption of this on frontpage of /b/?

>>690424067
how is she with cum

Can you fucks just give up on this troll already?

38 million dolar's doesn't make me that rich, many , many actors have much more than that and make that in just one movie.

>>690424758
this

>>690424866

doesn't swallow if that's what you're asking.

>>690420094
Whats the power hierarchy in hollywood, who do i need to be down with to make movies?

>>690424067
I'm a little upset that I know that now...
like not that I know it, but that I found out through you instead of first hand.
>even if this is a troll I'm still upset I don't know first hand.

>>690425363

for me it was Don Schain, a degenerate fuck, but he got me in really quickly.

>>690425262
gr8..tell me more about anne..be elaborate

>>690425609
>Don Schain
mmm

Whats Kendrick like in bed

>>690425831

likes it in top, being in control, really sexy look on her eyes, aaaaaand, she loves doggie also.

>>690420699
The dubs commands!

>>690426231
howz the body....

i'm 28 now, if anyone cares to know who am i

>>690420094
Are you Zac Efron?

>Don Schain produced High School musical, which is where Zac Efron first started gaining popularity
>Zac Efron was in the movie "The Neighbors" with Rose Byrnes
>Friend with James Franco
The internet says his networth is $18mil, though.
Help me fill the gaps, guys.
This is prolly bs but it's fun.

Also, OP, show proof.

>>690426327
>>690426427

Zac Efron is also 28

>>690426301

why am i feeling like you are about to cum when i tell you this, hahaha, what a funny guy, really smooth skin, amazing control of her movements dude, really hot in bed, i like Melissa Benoist more though, not for the body or anything, i just do.

>>690426231
so its anne, melissa and hayden..3 down 3 to go

>>690426427

shit, bye /b/, it's been fun, internet networth is wrong, says james has 20 mil. he has much more than that

>>690426620
big fan of hers..not to forget those nips

>>690426754
who are other 3 supposed fucks..vanessa hudgens

Fake and gay

>>690420094

where did you meet them? Legit question.

>>690426754
Hey, can you do us all a favor?

Next time you have an interview or in your social media platforms, can you mention /b/ so we can have some indefinite proof that this is Zac Efron? You dont have to mention this particular thread, just anything about /b/. Can you do this for us?

>>690427869
done

>>690428027
u do jennifer aniston too?

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Prove it faggot time stamp

Was Hayden a good fuck did she suck and swallow also any of the girls into anal or other kinks

>>690428027
When I Google "Zac Efron 4chan /b/" nothing comes up. Give us a hint?

wat

>>690420094
Prove it you cunt, post a pic only you could of one of these girls naked. Or fuck off

>>690420094
To seek this much attention, such angst, much edge, wow

post on your twitter: "I really really really like this picture" with a picture of your choice to prove who you are

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>>690420625

>>690420094
Why the fuck would you say "ask me anything" if you're just going to answer with cryptic bullshit? This is idiotic.

>>690426754
Post nudes of all of them next time you're here.

Actually, do it now. We need some fresh Nessa nudes, and we know you have them.

Thanks /b/ro.