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Ask a hatian time traveler from the year 2050 anything
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Ask a hatian time traveler from the year 2050 anything
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>>690417241
is it still hot?
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>>690417241
Where's my bike you nigger
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>>690417241
who won the elections?
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>>690417241
Does trump win?
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>>690417241
Will Trump ever be President of the United States?
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>>690417288
The nuclear heat from the angolo jihad war made all earth have an extra 10 Celsius
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is marijuana still popular in the future?
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>>690417331
On mars
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Did scientists finally figure out why kids love the taste of Cinammon Toast Crunch?
Protip: The Fibonacci Sequence
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>>690417407
>>690417435
>>690417445
He did win but he was shortly assassinated after one year in office by a Russian extremist
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>>690417540
The marijuana plant could not survive the nuclear blast,so weed is extinct
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>>690417649
kewl
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>>690417569
The sjws banned sweet treats
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>>690417829
Nonsense
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Are Jews still around?
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>>690418078
They are the leading source of business in the Arab Commonwealth...or at least of what's left of it
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Is the United States still around
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>>690417966
That is until the Swedish uprising
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>>690418479
The united states has become two nations
The peoples republic of America aka eu puppet and the California empire aka Russian puppet,right now its a pure stand still as each side prepares for total war
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How do you have all of this information?
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>>690417241
how much is an ounce of weed in the future!?
I NEED TO KNOW. I MUST PREPARE
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>>690419094
Since Haiti remained mostly neutral in all these conflicts, I've come in through the peoples republic and the empire unharmed and I've kept my mouth mostly shut,thus allowing me to document all these events and to learn more and more about the world in 2050 and in the past
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How shit is COD:IW
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>>690419385
Weed is extinct check above
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>>690419688
Its just advanced warfare with a lot more microtransactions and cod 4
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What new memes do you have?
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>>690420958
I'm sorry but me reveling the spicy meme of the future would tear the earth apart
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>>690417763
So nobody who is paranoid sealed alot of seeds in a led jar? I call shenanigans
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>>690421162
So you were lying the whole time then?
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>>690421223
The Jew merchants in the Arab Commonwealth might have a small weed farm next to their papaya farm but if they did the Indians would have already raided and stole them
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>>690421332
How was I lying?
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>>690417241
Hi OP im also a time traveler but i came from the year 2034 and i know that the 13 march 2031 a nuclear war have started so you are a liar OP in 2050 it's impossible since i'm probably one of the last man on earth
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I>>690421542
If you will not show the memes, then you are lying about everything else. I am from the year 2067 and everything you have said is a lie.
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This is fake cause they have all been starved out by emperor trump so we don't have to give them any more money
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>>690421631
Your an imposter
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>>690421804
Wtf dude you are a fucking liar and the future sincce the nuclear war of 2031 there are probably nobody out there i've read a lot of thing about nuclear winter and since 2031 i've not heard anything on the waves
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>>690421804
Fine but only one
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>>690421953
Like I said trump DIED and Haiti somehow survived thanks to Jamaica and Cuba... And the Californian empire
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>>690422233
>>690422233
I said the truth if you don't want to hear it it's your problem but remeber this date the 13 march 2031
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What's it like to live in a country in 2050 that barely has basic utilities?
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>>690422634
Sure Jan,anyway what are you,peoples republic or Californian empire?
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>>690423032
Kind of shitty but its tolerable, plus the Argentinian empire looks kind of nice
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>>690423079
Wtf dude seriously the conclict came from the invasion of poland by bielorussia in 2030 in 2031 in january USA send troup in bielorussia who has became a russian colonie russia has invade almost all of the contry of caucase and the 13 march 2031 after the american where about to enter russia russia launch nuclear attack in russia and this was the beginning of the nuclear war since i'm from france i know that there have been nuclear strike on my contry but i don't know where it came from and there are not such thing as empire in america or anything trump will not be too bad but cause a crisis not as bad as the 2008 one but nothing really bad will happened due to him so there are probably anybody alive in 2050 i left my time in 2034 and since the night of the war i haven't heard anything on the waves so good bye liar and remeber this dare the date of your death the 13 march 2031
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>>690417241
Going to Haiti is kind of like time travel, because it's always the stone age in Haiti.
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>>690424302
Kek ,anyway kill yourself nothing happens the 13 of march,go kill some Swedes with your baguettes
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What are your initials
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>>690424575
Is it a game for you i talk about your future and the future of the humanity but if you are too afraid go on another thread
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Everyone knows that Hatians can't time travel.

Not fooling me lol.
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>>690424389
That's insulting as fuck, you piece of shit. Stone Man had tools and a social structure, fuck off.
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>>690425109
Never anyway what do you know about the common wealths
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>>690425261
I stole a time machine from the empire
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>>690424832
HLV
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>>690425504
I know that these state will be the most inactive in the war even if britain had launch nuke and india nuke pakistan on china i've didn't even know anything about this organisation before you ask me
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>>690425886
Here's what happend
Germany/EU nuked Saudi Arabia
Pakistan nuked Russia
Russia responded
US nuked Libya
China nuked us and so and so on,got it?
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>>690426699
No dude
First usa nuke russia then russia nuked east erope and usa then britain nuked china and china with north korea nuke india japon south korea and australia and then pakistan nuked india then india nuked pakistan middle east country and africain country then south africa nuked south american country and then i think that all western european country got nuked but i'm not sure because tv stop working and soon after we get nuked
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>>690427367
Honestly I need more data,no fucking TVs in Haiti
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And now suddenly, he is actually a time traveler and this is all true.
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>>690417241
who did you steal the time machine from
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>>690427768
But i don't fucking live in haiti and OP is a liar they are nobidy in 2050 since the war of 2031 i am probably one of the last men on earth and haiti still very poor but i thing that somme of them at least got Tv
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>>690428005
My question is how someone from Haiti can time travel?
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>>690428229
Liar a lot of people are still alive I'm the real time traveller not you
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>>690428194
OP is a liar dude how can you belive in haiti and a time machine in haiti seriously in 2031 a nuclear war killed almost everybody in 2050 they will be probably nobody left
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>>690428194
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>>690417241
You are all liars I am from the year 2100 earth was destroyed as sjws got their hands on nukes created the great feminist empire what's left of humanity lives in spaceships.
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>>690428384
I am a real time traveler and in Haiti i am not from they're but i don't think that they have a lot of antiatomic bunker that can resist antimater boosted nuclear bomb with 3 stage that are 500Mt of power
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>>690417241

Impossible. All haitians have aids including obama. All will be dead from asshole cancer within ten years
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>>690428479
I stole the machine from the Californian empire,it was my only hope to stop humanity from killing itself
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>>690417241
how many immigrants did trump kill in his first term?
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>>690428793
They have grown....immune
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>>690417241
I thought the UN abolished niggers 2036
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>>690428666
Satan confirms this
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is michael jordon still alive?
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>>690428799
>tries to save humanity
>nigger
i believed you at first op but now im sceptical
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>>690428799
Their are no empire or anything wtf dude and nobody will save the humanity it was a classic geopolitical conflicts between to nuclear power country sorry to break your dream
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>>690428857
He didn't want anyone killed, but he did shoot three terrorists a week before he was assassinated
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>>690428857
0
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>>690417241
are you niggers still the poor slaves of the dominican republic?
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>>690429057
When the fuck did I say they were good?they adopted the roman empire style shit even the commies are less brutal than them
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>>690429129
Some yes,some no
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>>690428949
Well without humanity there can't be watermelon so yeah imma need whitey
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>>690428928
He was reincarnated as the leader of the jigaboo tribe in italy
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>>690417241
what is the california empire flag?
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>>690428620
You are a liar and i can prove it look at that this flag came from a guy on deviantart who create fake flag he even create this communist flag of californian empire lol : http://ryukok.deviantart.com/art/Californian-Communist-Flag-490294606 dude in 2050 nobody will still alive due to the war of 2031
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>>690429966
Check above
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>>690430304
Stop using muh 2031 even though you know your lying
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>>690417241
Are dominicans niggers?
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>>690428273
Radiation after nuclear war made them mutate.
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>>690430642
Its mixed
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>>690417241
Why don't you just fuck off?
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