>>690415254

I'm a type one diabetic. I am also an alcoholic and I get really bad reflux.

>>690415254

pilonidal cyst, always fun

>>690415254
Aspergers.

Aspurgers

>>690415409
Oh god. I got one of those last year. Flares up about about every other year but last year it actually got bad enough it formed a head and busted during me sleep... felt like a 12yo girl waking up to her first period. Had to make my wife squeeze all that nasty stinky shit out while bent over the sink... that's love right there

>>690415254

I'm fat. That's about it. I've also probably got IBS. I get the shits every week no matter what I eat.

cluster headache.
It comes 1-2 times a year and all i can do is shaking and holding my head in the hope it stops.
but it never stops until i finaly sleep.

I broke my spine at t4 and t5 and damaged just about every disc. Along with 17 broken ribs (healed now) every day is a slow requiem of agony. But i can still walk. So no excuses.

>>690415377
Alcohol and diabetes aren't good friends, as I'm sure you well know...

I have Cushing syndrome

>>690415792
hahahahahahahaha

Ass-Burgers

Sometimes when I cum, I get really bad headaches

>>690415254
Degenerative disk in my neck. Cut off part of my thumb, have a lack of sensation. I've had pneumonia twice. Sciatic pain down my right leg following a car accident, hurt my hangers sometimes which is really fuckin annoying.

Anyone want to see the thumb I have pictures of the wound and how it looks now.

>>690415254
i am a garden of perfect health, i've never suffered from any kind of "medical case" other than the rare cold, i didn't have to have my wisdom teeth removed, they came in straight just like all my other teeth, and i don't have allergies. how's it feel knowing you'll never be as genetically perfect as me?

>>690415998
its aspurgers

>>690415879
I heard knocking on your head can help with that in some case. Odd as that sounds.

>>690415908

My HBA1C is under 7, I drink neat spirits or heavy red wines usually so the sugar intake isn't really a huge factor. I do get morning phenomenon however, that might be caused by my liver releasing glucose during the night from the drinking because I'll become hypoglycemic after passing out.

>>690415792
same.
190 cm and 115 Kg, or for the amerifats, 6.2 and 250 lbs

>>690416082
yes

>>690415980

Yeah, it's great.

>>690415923
You're just fat, get bent(on a treadmill)

>>690416097
Kys you're not fooling anyone

>>690416195
I'm 6'1 and 270 :p I'm working on it, though.

>>690415879
Eat some mushrooms. The cool kind...

>>690416150
Interesting enough movement or loud noises don't matter, maybe i'll remember it but highly doubt it will help

>>690416244
stay jealous :^)

Diagnosed with ulcerative colitis last year. Got so bad I had a laparoscopic sub total colectomy back in November. Left me with an ileostomy bag now.

Worth it as I'm not nearly shitting my pants 15x a day now. Last year was rough...

>>690416097
If singles you get cancer.

Because of the achalasie i lost 30 pounds in two months.

>>690416362
>>690416097
if dubs you get aids

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

>>690416195
wtf you're literally me but 10kg less

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>>690416362
dick

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>>690416412

>>690416362
I already have cancer so suck it

>>690415254
Why not train your body to eat backwards?

I guess then it would hurt to shit

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>>690416204
>>690416082

This is after I changed the bandages. Don't have anything directly after but this is day one fresh.

>>690415254
That sucks. Is it like a sharp pain (like an ear infection), or more dull?

I have pectus excavatum. It's a big dip in my chest and makes me look like I'm part bowl. I used to really, really hate it, and be self conscious about; never took my shirt off for anything other than a shower. Could give less fucks now. Not like there's anything I can realistically do about it anyways.

>>690416548
If i eat steak and it wont go down then i can shit meat out of my mouth.

>>690415254
Strong Migraine - Starts with visual loss on my right eye, starting with a ring that expands and covers my entire eye. Afterwards I can't even feel my eye, leading to a evergrowing headache and i'm just sitting in a corner, in the bathroom where it's the darkest and coldes, all the while my eyes are welling up and pushing out tears, not because it hurts, but because of pressure behind my eyes.
This then goes on for about 6-8 hours, in the meanwhile i start rocking back and forth like a insane person, blubbering "Make it go away, make it go away.."
If i get too much sensory information, i vomit foam, not stomach content, but foam. Thick and a lot of it.
After that i get a little better... for about 5 minutes, but then the migraines comes back and fuck my head over again.
I usually have a pounding headache for about 5 days after the ordeal.
Haven't had one in about 2 years, so it's just a matter of time now.

>>690416081
Youre hut dehydrated, drink water all day long

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>>690416591

Agoraphobia
Gender Dysphoria
>inb4 Tranny turtle

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Mandibular tori

I've had MRSA infections before. Wouldn't recommend it. My face swelled up with pus and had to be cut open and drained out.

>>690416767
What the fuck.

>>690416736
Meatslicers make a clean ass cut at least kek

>>690416134
No burgers come out of my ass.

>>690416767
yikes

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>>690416591

>>690416653
Imagine chocking because you ate a way to big of a bite i have that with everything. Dinking eating and burping.

>>690416767
do you not have a tongue? wtf am i looking at?

>>690416767
Oh god

How far down does it go?

>>690415254
Does it prevent you from sucking cock ?

>>690416767
That's nuts dude.

>>690416905
Shit, /b/ro, sorry to hear that. Hope there's some treatment available for you in the future.

>>690416499
the irony kills me

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i got a greasy beard
and a strange tongue

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

>>690417016
I have surgery in a moth they will cut away the muscles in my throught. I have had it for two years

>>690416817
>>690416886
>>690416909
>>690416931

Calcium growth behind my lower teeth. Doesnt hurt and they don't grow.

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>>690416767

>>690417123
You wanna buy a candy bar or not?

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Combo of anxiety and severe acne, which as a result, leaves big holes in my chest from picking. Also, not a disorder, but pic related. It's my hand, doing a thing that I can do. Don't know the term for it.

>>690415254
Otitis externa
ear canal infection, i´ve had this for several years now.
>any advice?

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>>690417083

>>690417083
Shampoo or a shave can fix your beard. As for your fucking tiger tongue Good luck.

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>>690417123

Total color blindness

>>690417182
Can you get it removed?

>>690415254
Severe clinical depression
>been in psychiatric
>several suicide attempts
>appetite and sleep troubles
>huge cannibinoids consommation
>social circle diminution
To summarise, any /b/fag in here

>>690415254
>Riding my bike home from work
>1 am snowy as fuck
>Going along at 15 max, both feet scraping the ground for balance.
>Going down a straight road
>Guy doesn't stop soon enough for a joining road to stop at the end fo the road and slides out into the main road
>Car riding the other side of me skids away and mounts the curb
>Car sliding out into the road bumps me
>Basically pushes me over, no damage
>Woman gets out and asks if i'm ok, I seem fine
>Day after my hand has swollen up, no loss of feeling, no pain, no restriction of movement. Assume it's a bruise
>Work 4 straight days on it, swelling doesn't go down that fast but it is going down
>Healed fully but now can't clench my little finger into a fist.

Need to get it fixed, can't punch anything because it'll be the first thing to break.

>>690417309
The term is double-jointed I think.

>>690415254
/g/

>>690415254

gout in the big toe of my right foot. It flares up once a year give or take. When it hits, I'm a gimp for a couple of weeks. I know it's only going to get worse as I age.

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>>690417477
Yeah. That's what I think it is, but I'm not double jointed anywhere else. Normal range of movement in every other joint

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>>690417393
How many colours am I holding up?

>>690417309
that looks kinda cool

>>690416767
what does that do?
better write it to us so nobody has to search for it 1by1

>>690417446
nerve damage

>>690417654
The one that can vote.

>>690417654
Hand.

>>690417681
Thanks :)
It scares the crap outta most of my friends/people I show it to. Real funny to watch their reactions.

I suffer from severe faggotery

>>690417309
I dont understand whats going on there

>>690417397
I could but I've just never got around to it.

Funny thing is it's actually changed my speech pattern because my tongue doesnt reach the bottom of my mouth.

I basically mumble. It sucks sometimes.

Also, I get ice chips stuck under there.

>>690417859
good

I have one additional chromosome.

>fortunately for me its the Y chromosome

>>690417654
One.

>>690416591
fuck I did that to my index finger once in college, but not nearly as bad. thought I was going to have a flat spot forever, but it eventually healed up without a scar at all.

>>690417769
>>690417773
>>690417957
All correct.

>>690417941
was it xyy that have increased criminal tendencies?

Ive suffered from cluster headaches for my whole life, you dont understand pain until youve had a cluster headache, its worse than anything

keloids on my chest and shoulders

>>690417083
I know a girl with a tongue just like that. she also has really rough hands

I have fagorittis

>>690417689

See

>>690417182

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>>690417859
Sorry for the bad picture, this is what's going om

>>690418045
Yes, but I think that's a myth, according to recent studies.

>>690418053
rip

>>690417083

The term is 'fissured tongue' or 'lingua plicata'. In young people it can be a diagnostic factor in a couple of genetic disorders, but you'd probably know if you had them.

>>690418053
I had a root canal with no anesthetic after 4 days stuck out at sea with a rotting tooth

That was pain. The only thing I have perceived as being more painful than that would be testicular torsion.

Random terrible headaches. And a shoulder that used to dislocate constantly.

>>690417083
Washing up liquid fixes greasy hair.

>>690416097
Autism is a disorder

A boner that has lasted for more than four hours.

>>690416097
Having your wisdom teeth come in perfect actually means you are less evolved human than the rest of us
Good for you monkey

asthma, adhd (inattentive)

the asthma is pretty much a non-issue now, managed with preventers and fitness

the adhd is a relatively recent diagnosis, and though the diagnosis has allowed me to understand more about why i've behaved the way i have all my life (and the medication gives me the ability to choose what to focus on), it's still pretty fucked

>>690415254
I have a bad case of priapistic macropenismia. It's when your penis is too big, shiny and awesome.

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>>690418137

>>690418064
Ow. That sucks, anon.