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Your last number determines how beta are you.1-2: you'll never get a girl, sorry


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Your last number determines how beta are you.

1-2: you'll never get a girl, sorry fam.

3-4: you'll probably marry a landwhale.
5-6: You'll marry a nice girl, but don't expect too much.

7-8: You'll marry a nice stacy, you'll fuck her 2 times a week.

0,9: You are now a chad. Your wife is a 9/10 model. You fuck her 7 times a week.

dubs - You'll get a waifu.
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Fuck you keemstar you don't control me
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>>690406555
What do I get for trips ? a super waifu?
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>>690406555
oh shit nigger
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Rolol
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>>690406441
I am already enrolled in Hogwarts to become a wizard so what could go wrong?
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Try 4 dubs
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>>690406618
You get a keemstar.
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>>690406441
Everyone call op a stupid nigger
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Trying 4 dubs
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>>690406441
Rolling
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>>690406707
Then i'm downgrading to dubs
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>>690406777
>Trying 4 dubs
>>690406555
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I can get a girl ez
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Rollero
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Pls waifu
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>>690406441
roll
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>>690406844
Fuck me. Alright i'll try to get dubs like you master.
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whoop
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kay
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fuck.
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mmmh kay
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>>690406844
>mentioning 4 dubs and gets dub 4's

Nigger.
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>>690406441
roll for killer memestar
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>>690406441
ok
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>>690406441
Tortoiseshell
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guess I'll roll
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>>690406441
sadfasdfgasdf
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>tries for dubs
>gets trips
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alpha as fuck
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>>690406441
rolling for repeating digits
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Rolling for memes
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>>690406441
Let's get right to the roll
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rollerino
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Roll 1
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>>690406441
noway
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>>690406441
Roll for great justice
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Cheeki breeki
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fucc
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rolle
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>>690406441
roll
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>>690406441
rollerino
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Rolling for the sweet keemstar effect
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>>690406441
ROLLING
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-roll
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Pls be gud gf
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leeeets get roooooooooid into the nooose
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Rolllol
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>>690407155
I'm OK with this
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>>690407222
Fucking nigger
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rawlin
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>>690406441
memestar
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rollings
s
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ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
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Kill me
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>>690406441
Kys keem
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_roll
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Rollinggg
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I'm fuckd
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chad dom here i come
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>>690406441
rolirolo
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Reroll
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Keem is life
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o shit lel
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Dicks
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Sonny eollins
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Nug
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Oh shit
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Rollin 4 dubs
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Don't fuck me over Keemstar! Roll.
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4 dubs
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Ay lmao
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>>690406441
you don't know me
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>>690407555
I hope you like a filled asshole.
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-roll
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Rolo
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>>690406441
11
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roll for the horrible truth.
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I'll bite.
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1 get
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Ain't gonna stop me copper
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Roolll
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please dubs
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[spoiler] idc [/spoiler]
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trip
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Alright then.
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fuck it
roll
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Fuk u boi
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rip feels
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xddddddddddddd edge
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rool
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Let's go
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Fuck
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>>690406441
I want to kill myself
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>>690406441
Rollino
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rolllllllll
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Suicididqle
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ofc
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Roll it
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Sub b
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>>690406441
Rather 1-2 than 3-4.
Dubs get.
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>>690406441
roll
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Well
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>>690409374
well at least I marry someone right?
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>>690406441
Roll
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I am the chad.
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>>690406441
Must not die virgin
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>>690406441
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1 pls
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rolll
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רםךך
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>>690406441
FUCKING NIGGER
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>>690406441
I have waifu
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Memes
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Rollin'
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Just want a girl
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>>690410000
Holy fucking quads
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>>690410000
Checked. This man gets to die and have 92629362 virgins.
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Never
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Boerewors-rol
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Let's see it
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>>690406441
roll
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what is waifu?
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ok
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Pretty sure I'll get a - 2.... Roll
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rollerino
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>>690406441
Ayoayoayo
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Fuck you keemstar
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>>690406441
Toilet roll
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Fuck yeah!
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Yee
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Ok, let's roll
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>>690410285
waifu is live
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Reroll?
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Roll 0 or 9
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>>690406441
Rollerino
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>>690406441
Rollerino
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Rolling the roll
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Reroll
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>>690406441
roll
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Rolling 4 whale
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>>690406441
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER!!
roll
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rolly polly
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Crawling
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>>690406441
raul
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Rolling for the wale
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waaifu
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>>690406441
outta the way, Alpha rolling through!
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>>690406441
rollos
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Roll n rull
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>>690406441

>rolllllll
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>>690406441
waifu pls
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>>690406441
Go!
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rollerino
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>>690406441
roll.
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>>690406441
roll
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>rickroll
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roll
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>>690406441
Egg roll bok choy dick chee
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Kill me
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>>690406441
ROOOOOIIIIIIIIIGHT, INTO THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
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>>690411262
well, this has been accurate so far...


kill me
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rollininininininininininining
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>>690406441
Waifu pls. You know I'll tread you rite bby.
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>>690406441
roll
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Cmon Chad or landwhale
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>>690406441

>Dubs.
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Expectations being downgraded as we wait
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We Chad now boys
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>>690406441
Rawl
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1-2 get
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>>690411950
nailed it
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Roll for de waifu, cause waifu is laifu
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Rolleriono
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>>690406441
Mk yujbggf
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Rooolll
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>>690412241
Fml. At least I'm not spending my money on some bitches
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>>690406441
rolandolan
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Rolling for super Chad.
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one pussy pls
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AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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>>690407055
>>690407066
>>690407077
Three in a row holy shit
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tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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>>690412431
I knew the result before I even rolled...
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Roll of fate
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hi
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Igt677 uu77
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Waifu get
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>>690406441
>>690406441
>>690406441
Roll
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Spook
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Hi, I'm Chad
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>>690407800
Lmao
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>>690406441
>>690406441
rawl
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>>690406441
Rolllllllllles into the nullllllllls
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rollerino
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>>690406441
lets roll
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dolan
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I'm a virgin
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Rool
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>>690406441
rtyuiol
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>>690406555
>>690406618
No, he gets Mr Bean
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>>690406441
Roll
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>>690406441
llor
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>>690406441
ROLOLOLOLOL
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I considering to am hero.
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Rollolololo
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rollingh
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>>690413163
Won't be back. Killing myself.
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Ye
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>>690406441
ok
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>>690413220
I'll take it.
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My name a chad
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rawl
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>>690406441
roll
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Sure
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Fml
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Memes
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Rolll
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