>>690405791
Id do it for $20, I'm hungry af

>>690405791
Yeah, then I'd use a billion of that to donate to the SPCA and adopt a hundred cats to drown the guilt.

>>690399530
Yup, then I'd donate some money to a cat shelter and feel better.

6 billion? Do you know how many helpless homeless kitties I could help with 6 billion dollars?

Depending on context i'd do it for free.

>>690406000
Trips of truth

>>690405791
yes and then I would donate 5.5 billion or more to animal charities around the world.

>>690405791
Again, I'd do it for a couple grand. A dumbass kitten means nothing when I've gotta eat and pay rent.

>>690405791
already did it, where is my 6 bilions

I'd do it for a piece of gum. I'm a fucking poorfag

>>690406116
/thread

>>690405791
How much is it for a loaf of bread in Zimbabwe?
At a local greengrocer, 12 million dollars (50 cents US) buys you a head of wilted lettuce. Ten million dollars will buy a loaf of bread (40 cents US), if you can find any. These prices are now beyond the reach of most Zimbabweans.
In Zimbabwe, bread costs Z$10 million - CSMonitor.com
www.csmonitor.com/World/Africa/2008/0325/p06s02-woaf.html

honestly itd depend but yes
still i would go through rhetorical self dialectics of shit like my attachment value to the cat, or is/was it my waifus and how much hers is

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>>690405791
Killing for fun? Killing animals for any other reason than eating them heh..? > karma is gonna kill you,.. slowly

>>690405988
that's a good point anon, well played

600 heads of lettuce barter in zimbab 1:1 bread

>>690405791
That's an easy yes.

>>690406386
Zimbabwe switched over to foreign currencies ages ago.
They mostly use US dollars.

>>690406600
stupedest thing i read all week

I'd stomp on it for that much

Kittens killed my father. I'd do it for free to avenge him and return honor to our family.

6 Billion dollars. Well, there's no sugar coating this, I would kill it. Are you kidding me? I would smash the living shit out of that for 6 billion. I'd do it on live television. I would not have any regrets.

Not for all the money in the world, but id kill a human for free EASY

>>690405791
With that money, i could buy millions more. Then decapitate them, thereby increasing my money exponentially. I'd build factories committed to decapitating kittens with conveyor belts and shit. By doing this, I collapse the world market and become the undisputed ruler of the world.

I'd fucking eat it too

>>690406116
>5.5 billion or more
Yeah fucking right you would, you know damn well as I do that you wouldn't donate even a fraction of that amount.

Human greed trumps all. And yes, I'd do that for 6 billion dollars. I'd do a lot more cruel and unusual things for even 5% of that.

>>690406722
It's true though, they abandoned it in 2009ish
I dont think the reserve bank even accepts it anymore

>>690405791

Kek, I'd do it for 1% of that.

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>>690406925
being poor helps you learn the value of money, so i wouldn't donate a cent to someone i didn't know.
i'd pay back my debts to family, but nothing more.

>>690405791
i accidentally killed a cat once by dropping a watermelon on it's head. it's been three years since that day and i still can't stop thinking about it. so no i don't think any money is worth it.

>>690407299
I'n all honesty I'd probably blow through it all in 10 years and go back to being poor again.

But not before making sure friends and family are well accounted for.

>>690405791
for 6 billion i'd do it then eat the damn thing whole. that's too much money to pass up.

don't really give a fuck about cats anyway.

>>690407277
summer, summer everywhere

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Nope. Domestic animals, (especially young ones) are like kids, innocent and defenseless at the hands of people.

Now, nature happens, Animals get killed, toddlers get dragged off by alligators, drowned and eaten, but what is depicted in the picture is not nature, it is sadistic behavior.

Bruh for 6 billion dollars I'd kill 6 billion cats for that much

>>690406925
Most people would do cruel and unusual things if they were convincingly promised 0.002% of that.
100k in a bag to the first person to kill a cat would get a lot of dead cats.

Nah I would probably use shoe or something instead of knife

6 billion fucking dollars.


id hack a baby child to pieces while its mother watches and then prepare a stew out of it for a fraction of that amount.

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>>690405791
I could do this for free but there is money so i will fucking destroy it all together

You want to drown cats after doing this?

fuck kinda question is that? i'd eat that fuckin little piece of shit for $50. i've been in a hole for so long i'd kick a dying child in the kidney for a new car.

>>690407795
Good luck cutting a cat's throat with a shoe, dumb fuck.

>>690408254
Who said I would cut the cat ? Using brain hurts you right ?

>>690407622
>. Domestic animals, (especially young ones) are like kids

I would argue that ALL animals are basically defenseless against humans.

>except for like lions and shit

>>690405791
No. I could never actively hurt a living mammal, let alone a babby kitty.

>>690405791
People kill more for less.

Yes.

>>690406495
This. If you kill it, you eat it. That's the rule.

>>690405888
>>690405988
>>690406000
>>690406577
>>690406600
>>690406722
>>690407277
>>690407299
>>690407622
>>690407966
:^) is this a get thread (^:

>>690405791
Id probably do it for a couple hundred and the life experience.

>>690407795
It's surprisingly hard to crush bones in a small creature on grass or soft soil.
You'd have to press it into cement or a big rock or something.

Ez

>>690405791
I would do it, and contribute $1 billion to help eliminate animal cruelty. This will save hundreds of kittens and other weak animals.

>>690405791
Of course I would. Imagine all the suffering, both human and animal, I could stop with even a fraction of that.

>>690408474
I don't think you understand how much 6 billion dollars is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXUg9WMCX_M

>>690405791
For 6 billion I'd do it to lots more than just a kitten

yes i will hold a knife to a cat

>>690405791
Can I do the challenge multiple times?

>>690408770
I certainly do understand. I also understand how no amount of money could stop the imagine of a dying kitten from haunting me.
My cat is laying on my and kneading my leg right now, how could I say I would kill a baby kitten when I have this sweet little thing being lovely?

I'm kinda fucked in the head. I think I'd have an easier time if the knife was on the OPs neck instead of a kittens.

>>690405791
I'd kill a baby with with a bag full of the heads of the kittens I've decapitated in front of its mother for less then that.

>>690409406
Wanna try and get any edgier?

Since when is /B/ so cancerously sentimental?
>inb4 something along 10 years

>>690405791
For 6 billion? Without a doubt. Everyone got a price and that's well over mine.

>>690409038
With a knife.

>>690409502
I guess I could kill the mother with the baby or force feed her the body?

>>690409607
-_-
I could very obviously not kill a sweet little kitten with a knife.

>>690405791
nope, because not only would i see that kitten every time i spent/thought about all that money, i would be fucking inundated with family members and "friends" trying to leech cash from me

i'm happy with what i've got, thanks

>>690406842

Why are you under the impression you get money every time you do it? Idiot

>>690405791
How many of those do you have? I want to sponsor space exploration and human expansion to space.

>>690409718
Good job on the edge, hope you're good and proud of yourself.

>>690409896
Moderately. Pretty sure I could get better.

>>690407608
The traffic of tthis site doesn't actually increase during summer, retard.

>>690409979
Keep at it and you can someday be the edgelord you always aspired to be.
I believe in you, my friend.

>>690407622
this
forgive me, the will to become part of /b/ isn't enough to kill a kitten yet

>>690409192
this too

>>690405791
yes. I'd do it for 1k.

>>690409192
>I'd have an easier time if the knife was on the OPs neck
no, you're a pussy

>>690405791
yep and then I'd use a billion dollars to undermine the efforts of cat shelters.

Men have become giant pussies. I love it.
Killing an beloved animal used to be what a 12 year old had to do to grow up in disney movies now sad 20 somethings can't even bring themselves to kill an animal they don't even know for massive personal gain.

>>690405791
Never

>>690405791
i would
and fuck donation
i'd also do it for 200$ or maybe 100$ even

>>690408225
I'll PayPal you $100 if you do it and stream it right now.

>>690410647
yeah no. that would be a dumb idea for that amount of money

>>690406026
yea. Could buy a freaking castle for them. This one we have to kill will be their God

>>690405791
nope

>>690405791
Hell yeah

>>690410782
Said would for $50... I'm offering twice that.

>>690405791

easily yea 6 billion dollars, thats probably more money they your whole family on both parents side can make put together

>>690405791
No. Some acts taint the the soul.

>>690405791
well sure, puttung the knife on a cats neck and not cutting it does not harm the cat

>>690405791
the question is who would not do it

>>690410964
looks like a bunch of retards here.

I would do that and then let it go.

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>>690410922
i'd be gladly tainted
with 6 billion

>>690407622

id do it for the intial 6 bil, then pay some people a million each to make u kill a kitten

for 6billion I'd kill any animal you want

>>690411049
>someone sure doesn´t understand math here.
6 billion dollars for holding a knife to a kittens throat?
sure, no harm done, pass me the money.

Pretend to cut a kittens head off for 6 billion? Of course who the fuck wouldnt

>>690411227
it obviously implies the killing of a cat

>>690410801
Didn't the burj khalifa only cost like 2 billion dollars?
Disregarding arab minimum wage shit 6 billion is a ridiculous amount if you could make 3 of those things worth of human industry for the life of one kitten when animal shelters put down those things like jews in world war 2.

>>690411227
You know, I feel retarded.
You're the smartest nugger here.

I'd definitely do it for 6 billion, the real question is how low of a price I'd still be willing to do it for, probably $200,000-$300,000

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>>690405791
I'm a cat person, I love cats, but;

what the fuck is this, wiiverse community?
Of course I would fucking slaughter that piece of shit in to 6 billion pieces

what the fuck is this question even, do you know how much 6 billion dollars is you stupid fuck are you serious

I'm actually highly unsettled that there are liars that even state that they wouldnt do it

that's so fucking stupid get the fuck outta here with this high class bait.

>>690405791
If it's in cash so I can't be taxed for it sure.

I don't know what beta faggot wouldn't kill a kitten to become a billionaire

And anyone with any concept of how much money that really is probably would aswell

>>690411603
Nigger please I'm not murdering a kitten for money

>>690411356
i´d do it anyway.

>>690411744
pussy

>>690407622
how is it sadistic behaviour when the person is doing it for a reason that isn't satisfaction?

>>690405791
Yes. You'd have to be retarded not to. Chicken are killed for much less.

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>>690405791
I think this should turn into a late Caturday thread.
Because kittens are precious and should not become kill for anything.

>>690412105
people don't see pets equal to farm animals

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>>690406803
Faggot

>>690405791
No, this isnt face book stop being a fucking fag censoring yourself you know damn well youd keep the money and get a dog that loves riding in your new yacht in europe

>>690405791
I do this kind of shit for free. Cats are fucking disgusting. Outdoor cats are the best because they're easy to trap and kill.

>>690413529
>:c
Cats are awesome and affectionate, intelligent creatures.
Leave the strays alone or have them taken to a shelter where they can kind loving homes.

>>690407429
Lmao that's hilarious.

>>690413643
They're selfish, disgusting, and stupid. I don't just kill strays. If you're dumb enough to leave your cat outside its free game!

>>690413865
what about dogs tho

you love that dog dick tho

>>690413865
My cat is a sweet, considerate thing and I wouldn't trade him for anything.
Killing strays or outdoor cats is fucked, just leave the poor things alone. They're just trying to survive.

>>690413954
Dogs are smart and loving 99% of the time. No reason to kill them. People also don't typically let them roam the streets like they do their dumbass cats. The strays don't harm the environment like cats do. If I see a stray dog I'm going to help it because dogs are awesome.

ill do it for fucking 2+ oz of bud. thats 300$ well earned

>>690414173
They're harming the environment by killings off birds. Also they shit in peoples' yards. I'm telling you, if you give a shit about your cat, leave the little shit inside. I could be your neighbor.

Kill the fucker, and use the extra money to help other cats.

A noble sacrifice.

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>>690405791
No, because i dont have so much money.
I would probably pay 20$ maximum.

>>690405791
Too easy... I'd be almost embarrassed to take the money... But yeah, for that kind of money, kitty, human child, any rapper whatever you want really.

>>690405988
And then drown the hundred kittens?

>6 billion dollars
Who would not

>>690414281
The call animal control to pick up the stray and bringing to a shelter. Get traps that don't harm them.
My cat is strictly indoor, he's a little wimp so I don't let him out of the apartment.
But I've met plenty of very friendly strays in my life that don't deserve to die.
I've got one who runs off other animals who approach me at night.
If it didn't cost $400 to adopt that cat into my apartment I totally would

>>690405791
I couldn't keep my eyes open but of fucking course I would do that for 6 billion dollars.

Anyone who says no is a fucking liar.

>>690405791
and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit try to hurt me n smell like shit n takes anything like a little pussy and is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce like the ugly hippo loser loser women

>>690405791
Nobodys gonna ever offer you anything similar. This thread is a waste of time. GTFO.

>>690414614
Why do that when it's easier and more fun to kill them? You're an idiot.

>>690405888
This. Someone animal shelter worker probably kills kittens every week and for $3 per hour.
The $20 is generous and absolutely something I'd take for 10 seconds of work.

I would do it for a 100 bucks. Maybe even less.

What kind of question is this? Of course I would! I would saw that fuzzy nigger like it was a giant gummy bear and give it back to it's parents, Conan style. I would fuck its severed asophogus for 6 billion dollars.

>>690414760
Because I have no desire to kill another living mammal.
I own a cat, I love cats, why would I ever want to kill one?

>>690414730
are you mentally ill.

>>690414879
I get that you're a cat fag. No shit. You're trying to tell me that I should go out of my way to trap and take giant rodents to shelters. Instead of just putting out a bowl of antifreeze or strangling the little fuckers. That's why you're an idiot.

>>690414879
For 6 billion dollars

>>690414976
Yeah pretty much. Have the compassion to take an animal who could make a wonderful companion to someone to a shelter.
Why do you even want a dead animal on your hands? It's still work to get rid of a dead animal's body, you could just put that energy into taking them to a shelter.

>>690415100
Wouldn't do it. I go out of my way not to harm living things.

>>690414879
for $6 billion you fucking fagget

>>690415362
See
>>690415284

>>690415201
It's so much more fun to kill them. If I don't feel like dealing with the body I just give them antifreeze, and then they fuck off and die a few hours later. Cats are disgusting infestations and it's just plain fun to kill them.

>>690415201
And cats aren't companions btw. They're selfish parasites.

>>690415439
If you think it's fun to kill another living creature then you have a problem.
Get some fucking help dude.

>>690405791
Bruh you kidding me? I'd do that shit in a heartbeat. I wouldn't even flinch.

For that kind of money I'd personally eat a dozen of those cute little faggots alive, I'd put soy sauce on them motherfuckers while they still meowing and chow down, fuck outta here with that shit.

Dude for SIX BILLION DOLLARS, $6,000,000,000, I'd rape each kitten first.

Hell, I'd do this shit right in front of my grandmother, I'd do it to my little sister's kitten, I'd do it to some fucking gun toting hillbilly or whoever, I don't give a fuck who's cat it is I'm raping the shit outta it and eating that cunt and collecting my pay cheque.

Anybody who says "No" is an official idiot.

>>690415543
My cat is very much a companion. He's a sweet little thing that I raised from a kitten, he's never put a claw on me and he just likes to sleep on me.
I've had two cats like that, they are wonderful companions. Especially cuddly when you're sad.

>>690415565
A lot of people think it's fun to kill living creatures, like hunters. I feel like I'm doing the world a favor; there's way too many of those fuckers and they disturb the bird populations.

>>690415679
six
billion
dollars

>>690415673
I think people who say no don't understand how much money 6b is. It's not even millions. It's BILLIONS!

>>690415679
I don't disagree about the threat to the bird population. But the solution to me is not a mass slaighter of cats, it's a matter of spay/neuter and relocation to new homes where they can be cared for.

>>690410118
Bruv, are you incapable of basic math or otherwise retarded? You do not pass six billion dollars!
I'll put it in perspective: If the Third Reich paid $1000 for every jew killed in their name, and you were responsible for killing them all, you'd have the same six billion at the end of World War II. Think! $1000 per jew, and you kill six million of them!
Six billion is an absurd amount of cash. You could do anything with it.

>>690415753
I'm talking about the real world where you don't get 6 billion dollars for killing them. I do it anyway, if I got 6 billion dollars for every cat I killed I would easily be the richest person in the world.

No because I'm not an edgy summer cancer fag and these who said ''yes'' deserve to be fucked in the ass by a aids ridden black mainly tranny

>>690415812
Or the fun solution is to kill them :)

>>690415903
Lmao you obviously don't understand the value of 6 billion dollars retard

>>690415929
Killing animals is not fun.
Like I said, get some help.

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>>690405791
I did this as part of a pledge process to join my fraternity.
No knife though. Had to use bare hands.
Pledge bros pissed out so I told them I would strangle the life out of it as long as they held the legs from scratching me.
TKE

>>690409038
puss puss, are you a vegan too?

>>690415903
>No because I'm not an edgy summer cancer fag

you should kill yourself

>>690416011
A lot of people disagree with you. That's why hunting exists. I hope you're a veganfag bc otherwise you're a hypocrite.

>>690412096
$6 billion == satisfaction

>>690412444
People are idiots

>>690405791
Probably. Don't think I could forgive myself though.

It's not like it's sentient or anything. Of fucking course I'd do it.

>>690416104
I'm not. I just have some compassion for domesticated animals and have no justification for purposeless killing.

>>690416202
In other words, you're a hypocrite.

>>690415673
You can't call anyone an idiot while talking like a nigga.

>>690405791
You'd be an absolute fucking spastic not to

what the fuck am i going to use 6 billion dollars for?

it would be way more trouble than it's worth

>>690416127
Killing for food is different from killing for fun.
Slaughtering stray cats because you can is different from slaughtering chickens for food.

I would gladly hold a knife to a cats throat for 6 billion

>>690416242
See
>>690416307

>>690416307
Killing cats to save bird populations makes more sense than killing chickens so you can fatten up on some chicken McNuggets.

>>690405791
Yes

Not enven for 1G$ but if you kill all yid of the earth no problem

>>690407299
I grew up with my mom and she is rather poor too yet I'm not a crazy psycho who would do anything for cash.

>>690416364
Placing cats that we as a species domesticated into homes makes sense.
Killing chickens so a large amount of the population can get nutrition also makes sense.
Killing cats that we domesticated because they're an uncover once or because we think it's fun doesn't make sense.

nigga, I'd be cat hitler for $6 billion

Anyone who says no is retarded

>>690416609
If they're outside, then they're wild animals and they're free fucking game.

>>690416202
>no justification for purposeless killing
IMHO 6 billion bucks is a one nice fucking justification. I could buy a godlike life for every single cat in the fucking world. Everything has a price.

>>690407277
>being poor is edgy

>>690405791
Yes!

>>690416712
They are capable hunters, but are still a domesticated species that we are responsible for creating.
>>690416740
It does not. There isn't anything money could buy that would take away the haunting of killing a living creature.

>>690416894
Again, if they're outside, they're fair game. Nothing you can say will make me not want to kill those disgusting creatures.

HAHAHAHAHA

>all these gay cunts trying to justify animal abuse by donating money to animal rights charities!

>animals
>rights
Pick one

Legit hard mode question
>kill 1000 cats from homes around your neighborhood for 6 billion
>no one will ever know it was you but the bodies must be left for the owners to see that their cats were knifed by some diabolical cunt

>>690416980
What even makes you think that they're disgusting?
They're discrete about their waste, and are indredibky effective by hunters.
They even treat their humans like kittens and attempt to care for them.

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>>690405888
this, when I take my dog out at night I let him chase & maul the fuck out of cats and kittens. Last night was a prime example.
>pic related

>>690417244
If you have an indoor cat, your house smells like shit 100% of the time. You've probably become immune to it but it does. It's absolutely disgusting. Not to mention they will kill animals and drag their corpses inside

if there is no possiblity of jail I'd do it for 2$
if there was no possiblity of jail for a human kid I'd kill it for 500$

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>>690405791
yes i would i hate cats