>>690405129
Add cleaning to the list of things I need to do.

>>690405129
call the cops!!!

>>690405129
>remove bitch from toilet
>use toilet
>leave toilet saticfied

>>690405129

Be surprised at how sanitary it is compared to most public bathrooms.

>>690405731
summerfag

>>690406089
>Cant detect troll.
>Calls someone else a summerfag

>>690405129
turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>690405129
damnnnn thats a fine pussy

>>690405129
1. You should always first ask her if she's ok or needs help.

2. If she can't respond, assume the air passageway is blocked and administer CPR.

>>690406205
well you would be walking towards the body then

Get ready for round two

>>690406267
ewwwww

>>690406267
>must follow the steps in the correct order
So, autist or robot?

>>690405129

hey, that's pretty good

*unzips dick*

>>690405232
why would you clean a public bathroom?

>>690405129
>Ask if willing to have sexual intercourse
>Disregard answer
>Fuck her right in the pussy

>>690405129
Finger pussy.
Then I'd call cops because I'd rather not risk getting arrested for not informing those government faggots about someone who is already dead.
Stupid law.

ew, good thing I always carry a razor and shaving cream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAEownqddg

Ask myself why I'm walking into a subhuman Asian bathroom again. Relieve myself. Leave.

>>690406323
>being this new
summer end please

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>>690405129
fuck it while it's still warm

>>690406267
topzozzle

>>690406500
why would you question someones answer to the question within the thread that exists to answer the question YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

>>690406488
>*unzips dick*
looks like it's my lucky day

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>>690406582
summer will never end

>>690405129
call the police and report it
because im a huge gaylord and no fun whatsoever

>>690406689
curiosity

>>690405129
> Take a picture
> Call the cops
> Post it on /b and ask the same question

>>690405129
Check my map I'm walking in circles

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>>690406630

1. Take out 5-gum
2. Bite away a piece of it
3. Put the other piece in her hand and the package in her other hand
4. Walk away

>>690405129
CPR and if she gets stabilised roll her into the recovery position, failing that, molest the body

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>>690405129

>>690405129
That's a chink's toilet. Call me racist but I prefer women of European descent

>>690405129
puke, probably piss my pants, call police, be damaged for life

>check body temperature
>if warm, fuck her on the spot
>if cold, throw her in the microwave for a bit and proceed to fuck her.

>>690406323
dont back out on your own mistake :)

She's... BLOODY HOT

I'm done. I'm fucking done.

>>690405129
that's what happens when you strain too hard while shitting

>>690406960

Pubes don't look dark enough for a chink, she may not be one.

Check my map because I'm driving in circles.

>>690405129
Fuck her.

First go to toilette, caus thats why i went to the bathroom.
Then go back to bedroom and continue fucking the head.

>>690407141
I'll have to wait for the test result to come back before I stick my dick in her, just to be safe

>>690407113
Lol

>>690407152
hey! You were in the thread thread! Cool!

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>>690405129
ask myself how the fuck i ended up in a public bathroom in mexico

>>690405129
>Move it
>Have a piss
>wash my hands
>take a picture of the body
>leave

Fucking faggots

>implying that I would do some crazy sexual shit with ti

Fuck off edge lords.

>sees no feminine penis
>walks away

>>690405129
Furiously fuck her severed throat hole

>>690407282

You got principles, I respect that. Hope sh'es a whitey

Try to find her head and glue it back on.

The good deed of the day is now done.

>>690405129
Leave. You're in a squat toilet country. No one cares.

>>690407668
prelubed for your pleasure. smart thinking

>>690406488
Is your dick in disguise?

if i knew 100% i wasnt getting caught i think id fuck it, just to see what its like?

>>690408156

no, in your mom

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Smash her in the butthole, cum in her pussy and leave.

>>690405129
Blast it with piss.

I look for the head. If there is a head, proceed to facefuck, else procede to a normal,boring, corpse fuck.

(I can't find source of the image, only strange-ass japanese rape sites. Anyone?)

>>690408758

what if she gets pregnant?

>>690406479
if smiles were boners
this post made me full flaccid

>>690406845
jej

>>690408985
Cut her belly open, smash the fetus' butthole in, cum in the open wound and leave again

>>690406924
kek

first thing id do is check her pulse to see if she is need of cpr. check airway and if clear and not breathing begin mouth to mouth until ambos arrive.

good chance shell make it woth cpr and maybe defib if available.

>>690405129
Wipe up my cum and leave

>>690405129
There's no harm if it's still warm.

post pics with timestamp on /b/.

Move corpse, do my biz, leave, never speak of it to anyone