>>690403861
House mate needs me to pay the rent.

>>690403861
because i still havent beat contra without the konami code

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>>690403911
nice dubs.
do you have the money ?

>>690404024
how close are you ?

>>690404333
I do, I just meant in general, if I'm not around she's fucked, so I only keep going because I don't want to ruin someone else's life because I was selfish.

>>690403861
I might do if you keep posting images and gifs that remind me I havent had sex in 3 years.

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>>690404579
well that's good you have a reason.
i hope you find other reasons that are your own too.

Because tomorrow i will get laid, so it helps

>>690404631
Haven't had a strap on up your ass in three years?

>>690404667
I doubt it, probably going to start trying to make her take care of herself then I can do whatever I want.

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>>690404631
just get a hooker bro. or jerk it.
sex or no-sex isn't the end of the world.
>>690404735
congrats on the sex.

>>690404829
Jerking it or even getting a hooker is not the same as someone finding you attractive enough to let you put your penis inside of them. It's not the be all or end all but feeling ugly grinds you down.

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>>690405021
yes it is. pussy is pussy. stop attaching silly emotional mushy shit to it. a hooker will pretend to show you emotion too. that's all bitches will do. if you jerk it you can pretend it's a girl showing you all the love and tenderness you require, with less the hassle of dealing with some chicks bullshit.

>>690403861
Because I'm not a poor starving Somalian child getting a breakfast of nigger cock every morning. Just cheers me right the fuck up

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>>690405454
that's a good thing. nigger cock probably wouldn't be a good breakfast. oatmeal would be better for the long term. it has more nutritional value.

>>690403861
Source for gif?

>>690403861
Yum we need a bondage thread

>>690405021

"as someone finding you attractive enough to let you put your penis inside of them"


Yeah good luck with that

Because I don't feel like I want to. Call me a quitter, but lately I've been feeling great. I think I'm actually becoming satisfied with life.

>>690405021

"let your penis inside of them"

So your penis is supposed to be "let inside"

fucking faggot


enjoy virginity

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>>690405639
don't know bro

>>690405797
we do ?

>>690405931
ditto

>>690405942
i'm happy you're doing great anon.

>>690406034
lol. this guy is right anon.

>>690403861
because my sister has cancer, and she needs me.

That's pretty much the only reason I haven't.

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>>690406672
sorry ur sis has cancer.

>>690405555
Bifag here, a bit of cock can be high in protein if you finsh it. Sounds good to me tbh.

>>690403861
I'n engaged to somebody I love, actually enjoy my job, and have thousands in the bank. (Not a LOT of thousands, but still.)

>>690403861
You first though. I believe the expression to be "Faggots first."

>>690403861
>killing yourself on a sunday
At least wait until tomorrow.

>>690403861
Sauce?

>>690403861
Because life is good right now.

>>690403861
Last time I tried to kill myself I learned a number of people would be upset by my departure from this gay earth

>>690407202

sauce?

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>>690403861
Because someone near and dear to me depends on my emotional and mental support and the day they die or get up and leave is the day I commit suicide by meme.

cause i had sex and fell in love like a little faggot

>first ex cheated on me, I caught him with a hooker in bed
>second ex left me,I;m extremely heartbroken.
>second ex used to beat the shit outta me for no reason
>I take 5 different types of medication for my severe depression/anxiety &therapy
>nothingworks.mfw
>I have attempted 2 times but failed
>abusive, alcoholic and neglecting family.

The question is :
>why am I NOT consider suicide immediately?

Because i've rised above the shitty life i had before.
With parents being alcoholics and junkies, i'm now free from them.
I have a lovely boyfriend, i'm about to pass my exams. I'm almost out of debt (Transferred to student loan, with barely any interest rate).
My future finally looks bright as fuck.

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>>690407220
congrats on having money in the bank.
so you think one could live off cock for breakfast and nothing else ?

>>690407289
agreed. then tommorrow wait until tommorrow.

>>690407346
that's great anon

>>690407626
none avail

>>690407848
awww, how nice anone.

>>690408020
cause life goes on.

>>690408102
I actually usually skip breakfast so adding a morning cock would involve more nutrition than present.

Unless youmean a knob-only diet, afaik that only works in Japan.

>>690408102
>cause life goes on.
Of course but it is not worth living

vr porn

>>690408076
Because you are scared?
Dont want to dissapoint people you do care about?

>>690408102
What's the video called?

cuz I'm gonna get blown in about an hour and a half when this chick gets off work

tuesday I'm going to see this crazy bitch I've been fucking with for like 3 years. probably gonna talk her into anal and she's been wanting me to piss on her for like 3 months so probably gonna jump on that.

>>690405555
quads checked

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>>690408391
that's an idiotic opinion that is not true.

>>690408526
good reason.

>>690408767
nothing.

>>690408854
nice. post pics when it happens.

>>690403861
Tube.getthelube.com

>>690408526
Good answer. Do shit that's impossible, like try being the girl or shag on the Moon.

>>690403861
I'm enjoying hearing about all the people I know being complete faggots and the consequences are already happening to them.

Furthermore I still have so much music to pirate.

>>690408854
working on vids. shes not too comfy being on film though I have a blowjob vid from NYE when she was coked up.

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>>690409183
both good reason to live.

>>690409265
nice, get more. keep up the good work.

>>690408751
Actually the opposite.
I know the people around me won't be too dissapointed. They'll just tell me to get back up on my feet. I've done it once, i can do it again.

>>690403861
can I get the sauce please

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>>690409717
no sauce bro.

>>690403861
>>690405639
http //xxxbunker.com/9643108

>>690409717
>690410236

>>690403861
Why does my filter for this faggot never work.

>>690403861
I start a new job this week.

My ex called about 15 minutes ago, and we're working through stuff.

I can always jerk off.

These are three reasons that work for me.

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>>690410578
need a better filter?

>>690410778
that's great man. congrats on the new job.

>>690410286
>>690410236