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would you?
How many of you are into actual animals?
Woukd I
This is now a Wildehopps thread
>>690400869
I am
>>690401064
sweet :3 me too
>>690400869
I just draw furries for something to draw, I'm not into that stuff no thanks.
>>690401521
Same here, I think furry art is far different from bestiality...
>>690401064
>>690401231
If you could kindly uninstall life, that would be great
>>690401669
Error 404 "life" not found
>>690401587
I treat it the on the same lines as fantasy or sciFi art. I could ( can) draw humans but they get kinda bland after a while.
>>690401231
nah, im good
>>690402009
Wops was meant to quote this post.
>>690401669
Anyone have any raccoons?
>>690402313
Does this count?
>>690402313
Only one I got
>>690400949
That is ridiculously cute.
Absolutely, and I would shout
>"He's coming right for us!"
Right before I shoot him.
>>690401669
life.exe is a critical system file. Uninstalling it requires Administrator privileges, and I don't have those.
I leave this thread for 5 minutes and you go n fag it up
>>690405422
I know, right?
>>690405422
It was pretty fagged up to begin with.
>>690405906
Damn, now that's sexy to me. Haha
>>690405975
It's all sexy. You just don't admit it.
>>690405422
Then post something to the contrary
>>690406036
Well ya it's all sexy, but I have a thing for equines in general
>>690406306
I'll post what I can, but it's not sorted very well.
>>690406458
Love dat ass. And you can keep posting however you like. Just saying my interest haha
>>690406769
Eh, I literally have a giant folder of gfur porn, I just scroll to a random point and click at random.
>>690400640
I would
>>690400869
+1 to the tally
I approve of Red's porn collection.
>>690407388
dem fuckin' paws <3
>>690400640
would I what?
Look at this drawing, imagine he's real, fantasize about cartoon animal-men and live my life as a fucking pathetic furfag?
yet and 10 million times yes.
>>690400869
Not like THAT
>>690400869
Not even slightly. I love my dog, and if anyone ever tried to fuck her I'd murder them.
>>690407580
YO! What's up dude!
>>690407286
Agreed. >>690407010 in particular is extremely hot. You just know the bunny boy's seconds away from getting it up the ass and loving it.
>>690407739
Lucky bunny
>>690400640
It looks like it would do it for free, so yes!
>>690406911
Me too.
>>690407707
Dude! I finished my bike and broke my arm (on the other one
>>690408006
WHAT?! That sucks! Is it a really bad break? Can you bike with the cast on?
I have to brag a bit: I'm down like 25 pounds. I'm at 211, I literally weigh less now than I ever have in my adult life.
Hi~Boys~
How you guys doing~?
>>690400640
Yes
>>690407707
> Not even slightly. I love my dog, and if anyone ever tried to fuck her I'd murder them.
Good man.
>>690407739
I just like the cuties.
>>690408176
Hello!
>>690408129
Nah, I need surgery to put it back together.
And great job dude!
>>690408176
Been better, been worse. But every day above ground is a good one.
>>690408176
hey bb, u want sum fuk?
>>690408182
>implying the bunny isn't cute af
>>690408284
Damn dude, that sucks, I'm sorry to hear it. I hope you have a quick and easy recovery! And thanks, haha.
>>690408351
No he is cute too. I'm just specifying what I like.
>>690407707
Same here, let them hope they can run faster than I can pedal.
>>690408457
Thanks, I'll be back quick I'm sure. As long as I can play guitar still I'll be happy
>>690408582
I love this one
>>690408218
:3
>>690408284
Cool. Hope you are well
>>690408300
I would like that. Been under a dry spell for a while.
>>690408507
Bicycle drive-by?
>>690408679
Well enough. How are you this fine day?
>>690408598
Broke your right arm? How did it happen anyways?
I still want to get a guitar and try picking it back up.
>>690408656
Yeah, it's too fucking cute.
>>690408693
Kinda in a way, but with out the gun. Let em live but put the hurt on em.
>>690408820
Meh, could be better. Job hunting sucks atm. Plus side, I landed a gig as a DJ for Thursday :3
>>690408897
Left arm. Went mountain biking with the boys after work and went over the bars. broke arm, dislocated other shoulder (popped back in on the spot) and got concussion. Plenty of bruises and road rash too.
>>690409018
I know what you mean. DJ gig should be fun though!
>>690409018
Good luck with the search, although it's funny for some jobs like waiting tables or store clerk they want a year experience but how can you get said experience if nobody hires you right ?
>>690407492
>tfw when no male canine to knot and fill my butt
>>690409245
Damn dude, that's horrible. I do hope you recover quickly, cause being laid up with a cast for months on end sucks bad.
>>690409412
need to obtain pet male great dane
>>690409280
Sometimes earnestness to learn will get you in the door.
>>690409353
>tfw no cute butt to pump fulla cum
>>690409407
It is. Broken leg was worse. Thanks, I'll get it knit up real quick.
>>690408958
That's not as gangster.
Pop pop pop, watching zoophiles drop.
>>690400949
sauce?
>>690409678
Just get some pipe beatin niggas on his ass...
>>690409245
Been years since ive spinned industrial music, i cant wait. Hopefully get some, im pent up and sexually fustrated.
>>690409280
Ikr. How do they know if im a sink or swim if they wont give me a chance. Thst and most places dont want to deal with a educated man.
>>690409800
yay for posting an image where the dude appears over 12 years old
>>690409780
Done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyTeYIfy7H8
>>690409643
I know you will dude, best of luck!
>>690409780
The blue ones?
>>690409643
I say that at every interview that I view the job as a learning experience which it is essentially.
>>690409678
I guess I'm just not the gangsta type.
so has anyone here ever actually been knotted for real
>>690410099
Yep
>>690410099
By a toy? Sure, multiple times. It's fantastic.
By an actual animal? Get out. That's disgusting.
>>690409800
Industrial? Fuck yeah. Throw some Combichrist in there for me
>>690410021
>>690409930
not the blue ones
>>690410099
I have not. But always wanted to knot a furry femboy. Or a fursuiter.
>>690410299
>Throw some Combichrist in there for me
Unf, Combichrist is so good. Firing up Spotify~
>>690410299
Already have. Kickstart the fight. Cant change the beat, and sent us to destroy ir in the setlist :P
Pic is me in a nutshell
>>690409800
Well I got a gig washing dishes for three days and made more than I do in a month . I'm a pretty frugal ( cheap) person as well. But your right sink or swim is the thing .
>>690410585
Ha, sexy than.
>>690410590
Not even a pizza joint woukd hire me. Telling me im overqualified...maybe, but i just want to work.
>>690410169
what breed?
>>690410202
because jerking it to make believe tranny animal people and cubs while jamming a rubber toy in your ass is any better, come on everyone here are just beast lovers and homos in denial
>>690408284
I feel you. It's collarbone for me
and fucked up MTB
>>690410303
Honestly, suits look kinda fun. I know those bastards must get hot in there though. That's my #1 complaint.
>>690410474
I got him on now too LOL
>>690410585
If you're that cute too you'll pull some tail I bet. I would hit on you for sure.
>>690410092
It's OK anon, neither am I.
>>690410299
But they're the toughest.
>>690410791
I find that bs. Over qualified. I went through the same. If I want to work let me work damn it
>>690410856
Geman shep
>>690410856
> because jerking it to make believe tranny animal people and cubs while jamming a rubber toy in your ass is any better, come on everyone here are just beast lovers and homos in denial
You're so wrong that it's hilarious..
>>690410856
>come on everyone here are just beast lovers and homos in denial
Woah woah woah, who the fuck ever said I was in denial about being a fag?
I'm 68% gay I'll have you know.
>>690410906
>Honestly, suits look kinda fun
Suits seem fun, but the mascot-y proportions just kill any sexual appeal for me. I do admire anyone that wears one all day though, they probably reek of sweat...
>I got him on now too LOL
Oh my god I didn't realize there was a new album this year.
>>690400640
Would I what? Tell my father I love him? Yes
>>690400949
stolen
>>690410791
Same here
Anyways my contribution to the thread.
>>690410856
Pffff, what denial? I'm gay
>>690410903
Oh no! We're a mess!
>>690410927
Well, they are german...
>>690411066
Only 68%?
If they could make sleeker fitting ones I'd be so fucking down.
>>690410906
Went to a con some time ago, some men were staring at me scoping me out. Even had a few suiters too. However, they were all teases. I provided them with booze but they didnt deliver. Went off to other partys that were private as hell...
I just want what is pic related. That too much to ask for from a fur-industrial/metal head dj?
>>690410680
dressing up as a dog and grinding on eachother while beating it to drawings of dog cocks and shoving rubber dog knots in your shit pipe is no different to actual dogs
its just another version of "just because I like loli doesnt mean I like cp"
>>690411015
nice knot often?
>>690411317
yeah.. Tomorrow I'm going for RTG. Hope is growing back properly. I'm not exactly in the mood for surgery.
>>690411401
WELL YA GOT ME THERE
>>690411344
I don't have a suit or I would help you out.
>>690411470
I need surgery :/
>>690411317
>Only 68%?
Yeah women are nice. Probably why I like the fem boys so much.
>If they could make sleeker fitting ones I'd be so fucking down.
One can dream. I think it's the head that really fucks things up. I have seen some skin tight suit bodies and well made heads that looked pretty good. Maybe when I'm in better shape.
>>690411401
>dressing up as a dog and grinding on eachother while beating it to drawings of dog cocks and shoving rubber dog knots in your shit pipe is no different to actual dogs
>its just another version of "just because I like loli doesnt mean I like cp"
That's like saying "My girlfriend put on a schoolgirl outfit and we roleplayed teacher/student, I may as well go fuck a small child"
>>690411577
Its okay. Smashin a suiter(s) is one of my fantasys. You can still help me out ;3
>>690411577
but the worst fucking thing is that scrolling hurts my hand
>>690411401
touché
>>690411401
A person can absolutely like loli but not CP. A lot of people prefer hentai to actual porn for example.
>>690411754
if you get turned on by this or any feral you like animal porn plain and simple
also continue
>>690411577
do you have to pay for the surgery? I'm lucky enough to be from Europe, so health insurance is mandatory
>>690411599
Girls just don't do it for me. I like the cute stuff, so guys that are cute really do it for me. I was way into CD when I was younger so that's probably why.
And I would love a skin tight one like that.
>>690411809
If I wasn't a busted up pile of hurt I'd definitely try!
>>690411816
Right hand?
>>690412056
yes i do. I have insurance though. and rich parents
>>690411599
if you and your gf are roleplaying where she plays the part of a schoolgirl and you enjoy it then yeah part of you wants to fuck schoolgirls
just as if you want to fuck someone pretending to be an animal part of you wants to fuck an animal
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>690412204
Not so bad after all
>>690412204
right it is
>>690412204
Aww. Wish you a full recovery. Hope your well soon. I could be your nurse ;3
>>690412204
>I was way into CD when I was younger so that's probably why.
I still dress up sometimes, but broad shoulders and square hips do not make for a pretty girl. Oh well. At least I have cute underwear.
>>690412355
Your inability to separate fantasy from reality scares me.
When nutjobs talk about video games and violent movies turning people into mass murderers, they're talking about people like you.
>>690412355
Your understanding of human psychology and sexuality is so profound, anon.
>>690412495
hey wait, I also want one
>>690412377
if you imagine doing this or get turned on by it, you like dog cock whether you want to accept that fact or not
please continue
>>690412381
Nuuu. Not a Orange stack. Replase it with a Mesa/Boogie trip. Rect. or Peavy 6505+
>>690412358
Whoaaaaaaaaa!
>>690412381
Still hurts though!
>>690412460
shit.
>>690412495
Thanks! I'd appreciate it
But how often does the patient give the nurse injections?
>>690412583
Same here. I turned into a full blown hairy man overnight. I miss it sometimes.
>>690412583
says the guy into gay furry who dresses likea woman...
>>690400869
I'm not into animals at all, but I do like some animal features. But I've never been sexually interested in a real animal.
>>690412770
sup
>>690412635
;3
-3-
>>690412770
Whenever you want ;3
>>690412699
Agree, Mesa is killer. But myself I've stuck to some sort of electronic multi effect and conventional speakers. At least for playing at home
>>690412770
>I turned into a full blown hairy man overnight.
Ugh, all this money wasted on cancer research when we should be developing a pill that gets rid of body hair from the neck down. So much money wasted on razors for my balls.
>>690412825
And what exactly does that prove or disprove? I like dressing up in cute outfits so must actually want to be a woman?
>gay furry
#triggered
I'm bi you shitlord. 68% gay. It's math, bitch.
>>690412825
But he knows he isn't a female fox. He can separate fantasy from reality.
>>690413020
forgot pic
>>690412583
I guess I could pass as a girl, if I let my hair grow out again. I mean happened once a couple years ago at a store where I was addressed as ma'am. Although she did approach from behind XD.
>>690412947
furry is just a way for the brain to justify a deeply repressed fantasy to dick or be dicked by an animal or to disconnect from the fact you like gay porn by removing the human aspect and hiding it behind an impossible animal face
>>690400949
Would you?
>>690413098
Don't they have hair removal shampoo for that ?
>>690413020
>>690413139
I prefer amps that sound meaty with clarity. Like Randalls, Peavy and Mesa's. Tubes all the way.
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>>690413254
Lucky. I can't pull that shit off. So now I just go for cute outfits that are a little more androdynous or just underwear. I have a set of rainbow underwear/knee highs/arm warmers that's fucking awesome.
Of course any other day I'm in a t-shirt and shorts.
>>690413098
if you are male and you like dick even a little you are gay, you are just a homo who will still put his dick in a woman
>>690413304
people are imperfect. These images on the other hand are not.
>>690413375
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>>690412978
noice
>>690413345
Yeah, Nair. It works alright, but it's a bit of a process and I wouldn't want to use the stuff on my groin or balls. Did Nair my ass once. It was so fucking smooth.
>>690413442
>you are just a homo who will still put his dick in a woman
Pretty sure we call that "bi".
And I never denied being a fag.
>>690413375
Of you could just not open the threads you don't like and not waste your time?
>>690413304
THIS, THANK YOU FOR GIVING THE DELUSIONAL FAGS A CHANCE TO WAKE UP
>>690413354
I would suggest that you find a live studio recording of the guess who playing on a amp that was on its way out which it did right after they finished the song the amp blew I think it was called bo-diddly
>>690412966
nothin' waiting to leave for work in about an hour
>>690412971
Hahaha! At least twice a day. Time for your medication nurse.
>>690413098
I kinda like it now. Cant shave that stuff myself. everything goes ingrown
>>690413354
marshall
stack.
>>690413384
fucking cute
>>690413574
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>>690413304
Speculation.
>>690413549
I need some nair. Im a bit hairy an want to get rid of it. Want to be smooth. -3-
>>690413712
lame.
>>690413549
Sound better than threatening your balls with a razor.
>>690413725
bois seem to like my fuzz
>>690413634
thank you spodey
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>>690413831
np ma nig, pleasure
>>690413773
ehh, I like to eat, so I gotta work.
>>690413967
new one
