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Guys I really dont know who would win here. opinions?
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Guys I really dont know who would win here.

opinions?
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>>690400506
How much magma is 1 magma
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>>690400506
Is the magma sentient?
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>>690401781
Exactly 1 whole magma.
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That many eels wouldn't fit inside the solar system
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>>690402666
>implying 1 magma would you satanist
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>>690400506
Magma is still inside the vulcan
So magma would win
If lava, it would also.
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>>690400506
1 magma
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>>690400506
electric Eels + magma(hot) = cooked fish

humans eat fish... 1 quintillion fish would end world hunger. Humans win.
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>>690400506
a trillion lions
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>>690400506
Why do you fucking pleb even post a picture of lava, when you say "magma"
Learn the difference
Or maybe ur just b8, because nobody can possibly be this stupid.
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>>690401781
Exactly cos^2x + sin^2x magma
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>>690400506
need to clarify are the eels contained in water, or are they flapping about on dry land ??
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>>690404286
who gives a fuck... oh i forgot you are the only one
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>>690404348
That much is a lot, can that be graphed ?
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>>690400506
Eels win. I mean think about it, it's simple math.
1 quantillion vs 1
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>>690400506
Magma: molten rock, aka lava before it reaches the surface, all magma is touching, 1 magma= all magma, all magma = 5.19564×10^21 kg
1 kg of magma has 1.6x10^3 J of heat energy
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>>690404742
but what if 1 is sixthtillion million OP hasn't specified
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>>690404286
>>690404507
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>>690402666
Japan eats that many eels in 3 years autist.
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>>690404930
>specified
>very shitty grammar
make your mind up, anon.
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>>690401781
good question
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>>690402666
If I travel at 55mph for an hour in one direction, how far have I travelled?
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if that many eels collided with 1 magma, a eel planet would form, with the one magma at its core , and liquid eel around it, pretty much a eel earth.
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>>690405530
>a eel
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>>690404900
For more explination:
1kg magma needs 562kg water to cool completely so thats about 2.5283×10^26 kgs water needed, 1 quintillion eels would contain ~1.8x10^18 kg water total.
magma wins.
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>>690405530
That'd be an eel moon, since the core wouldn't be able to breathe, which would turn the "ball" of magma into an eel formed magma eel, so practically it wouldn't be magma anymore but eel magma eel core. Ever heard of a "planet" with an eel magma eel core core eel? Didn't think so
>Fucking fuck off newfag, do your research
>Fuck i fucking hate people likle you
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>>690405435
3,484,800 inches.
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>>690400506
The eels would, but they would lose some of their number at first and no longer by 1 Quintilion for a while. They would have to have babies for a little while to get back to 1 Quintilion, at which time they would be pronounced the winner.
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>>690405727
>>690404900
Sometimes /b/ is a cool place.
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>>690400506
if the eel were to go into the lava the eruption would be so large the 1 whole magma would be everywhere making cool faster and because of the amount of eels's blood will cool the magma
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>>690406030
That's not the point, stick to the subject, jee
Getting off track...
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>>690404348
more like -e^iπ
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>>690406099
Dubs of deceit.
1 magma has 10^7 times more heat energy than the eels could take.
>>690405727
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>>690400506
Through the laws of kinetic energy transfer, the eels would quickly cool the magma into a rock which is just magma's solid state. The remaining eels would die of old age but the rock would still be there.

>Magma wins
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>>690405727
>magma wins
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>>690406251
But then it's not longer magma, just silicate rock.
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>>690404900
this is absolute bullshit because isn't a solid rock simply magma in its solid form? All magma must include all solid rocks as well.
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>>690401781
3 white = 1 magma
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>>690406244
that's thing the shear amount of eels would have enough to both "explode" and drown it in blood
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>>690406403
Magma by definition, must be molten.
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>>690406213
More like
>OP=fag²
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Enough eels to cover up the 1 magma I bet, eel pile wins
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Escalators, Escalators, Escalators.
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>>690406349
It could become liquid magma again. Nobody said it had to maintain a liquid state to win. silicate rock is solid magma. only difference is how fast the molecules are moving and the space between them - that's it!
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>>690406244
what are you talking about?
didnt you read the ELECTRIC eels?
they can produce enough lightning so that the magma gets ionized in plasma and its dispelled in the air. moreover, eels have special genetics and they can eat 22×10^-18 magma each without harming themselves.
1 magma has no fucking chance. maybe 2 could do it
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>>690406503
Magmas don't evaporate eels blood. Just like jet fuels don't melt steel beams but jews blood does.
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>>690405727
define "cool completely"
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>>690406503
See the post.
even if each eel could absorb 1 kg of magmas full heat energy(which it can't, it would take about 500 eels per kg/magma), the magma would still have over a million J of heat left in it.
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>>690405252
underrated
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>>690406503
but there wouldn't be 1 quintillion eels anymore and they'd be disqualified. Is the rule that there's 1 quintillion left over or are you honestly saying 1 quintillion eels can win even though some would be dead?
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>>690406718
this is 1 Quintilian eels the result of 1% of that in the magma would cause an eruption
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>>690406654
Everyone knows ionized magma plasma would vaporize the entire galaxy.
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>>690406900
yes the latter
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>>690406654
what about this?
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>>690407307
>2 magmas
not possible.
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>>690401781
About half as much as 2 magmas
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>>690402277
>>690402666
>>690404466
>>690404588
>>690404900
>>690406099
>>690406244
>>690406900
Chek'd
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>>690400506
But how many is 1 quintillion?
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>>690402666
Yes it would, for the>>690403628
volume of earth, you could fit 6x10^26 eels, yo yes, it definitively fits in thé solar system dumbass
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>>690400506
bump
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>>690408566
Darglief obviously
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>>690407307
is it even possible to have 2 magmas?
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>>690408666
Satan, you should know.
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>>690408832
shit
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this whole thread is acoustic.
>1 eel verses magma, magma melts eel, eel becomes magma
>1 quintillion eel verses magma, magma melts eel, eel becomes magma, magma still wins
fucking l2science niggersfaggots!
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>>690409801
>Gonna bippity bop that magma
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>>690409801
At his age he could probably rape 1, maybe 2 magmas, but 3? Unlikely.
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How big are the eels?
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>>690410509
they are as big as eels
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>>690404169
The fish would rot and most likely grow bacteria that could potentially end humanity.
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>>690411207
both
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