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>>690390467
>Not giving yourself an enema before you get ass fucked
>>690390467
i would tongue punch any hot fit bitches fartbox for days.....
what of it?
>>690392477
>he's never tried anal
>>690390467
>>690392477
I am gay and find this childish and offensive. Get over your heteronormative bullshit.
Butthole licking circle jerkers are the men of /b/
>>690393650
Lurk more faggot, you're late to the party
>>690392477
I used to fuck my girl in the ass and we both preferred it, unless you fuck up completely then its clean as fuck, she would never do any preparation other than a standard shower, and I wouldnt use a condom, and it was completely clean and we both enjoyed it, I don't get people saying "oh there was shit everywhere it was terrible!" what kind of fuckup achieves that result?
>>690393855
wil try this with my prostate maybe
>>690394115
Never had Chipotle before?
>>690394151
did he ever get caught?
>>690394764
yep the next day and was convicted i think the son of the woman found the body and called 911
>inb4 summer is here
>>690394854
didn't know that till now heh, just saved it for so long ago
>>690392477
>vaginas
>clean
Top kek m8
common I'm not going to keep this thread alive myself
>>690395641
Well we're not all doing 3$ crackwhores.
>>690395759
thats a dad joke if i ever heard one
welp that was almost a 3-3
>>690394854
Wrong person
>>690394854
Nah, that was the guy who strangled that chick to death
>>690396775
i like her teeth tbh /b/ros
>>690396519
>lol
>09
This is truly some oldfag shit
>>690397100
summerdubs
>>690397100
back from the fun times , not necessarily good but fun
and another flash back , wonder what that kid looks like now?
>>690395001
Fucking kek
>>690395371
I need that video of her fucking the dog.
>>690397817
bretty gud
>>690397707
"The Egg" is the one true religion
>>690393855
I was brushing me teeth in the shower for some reason once and I got toothpaste on my balls. Oh god..
>>690392697
Talking like you're cool when you're just proudly spouting a meme. Come up with something original instead of rehashing the "fartbox" faggotry from years ago. Otherwise, just stop posting.
>>690397707
woah
>>690399031
newfagging hard<
>>690397707
I must admit, this is astounding
>>690399031
Implying<
>>690400376
awesome dad is awesome
Lurking hard
moar
just a heads up, I am shooting blind. I am not checking these threads before I post 'em. Some may suck.
>>690399305
the feels everytim
>>690400614
>newfag
I'm still waiting for the day Captcha says "please select all the Tea" and there's a picture of Ice-T on there.
>>690398619
o.O
>>690401689
indeed
>>690394115
doesn't count if your gf is a blow-up doll
I have no idea what this one is....
top effort dumping, some of these never get old
>>690400614
this is the best post i have seen in a while i was hoping someone was stupid enough<<
this filename intrigues me
>>690402012
chinman is gold
>>690401044
Classic
this one is just... ugh
>>690390467
>lollygag'ed
10/10 thread
>>690390467
lol gay disgusting faggots and their anal sex will never learn, i hope the poo fetish is worth the aids
>>690397707
awsome
guys, thanks for a great thread. I work at noon and didn't sleep at all tonight. Going through a break up, great to see some classic /b/ is still around.
From the bottom of my heart, /b/, BWAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
>>690402055
turbofeels
family can be such cunts at times
>>690392955
I'll kill ya
>>690401893
kek
i'll post one more blindly to the dump. Thanks, guys!
>>690400989
This one is topkek, I even felt the awkwardness
>>690399305
This one always hurts...
does anyone have the greentext of the guy who shit in his sock and tried to sling it out a window, but ended up just sprinkling shit all over the living room?
>>690395641
if you find shit stomping cleaner, go ahead
>>690401218
Someone should fucking send this shiet to hollywood. Would be the best comedies in ages.
>>690401345
Made me feel...
Got me good.
Somebody screencap this!
>>690397625
amazing
wat<
>>690402942
Newfag that isn't even from 4chan
>>690404410
what do you know, it ain't. must have gotten it in a ylyl and gotten mixed into my threads. Sorry. It happens after posting on here for 8 years. I'll try to be more careful next time so that I don't offend your precious ideals and contribute slightly misappropriated material to a thread.
>>690390467
Its the best and anyone who does t do it right needs to die.
>>690391790
>Not liking natural butt lube
>>690396226
that is about the same chance as getting quads
>>690404824
Anymore of her? She's cute
>>690392955
Being gay doesn't make your ass any cleaner or any more intended to have a dick unit, it just makes you sufficiently degenerate to like it.
If you really want us to get over it, stop announcing your private affairs to the whole word. I don't go around screaming "I'm straight" every time I meet new people.
>>690390467
Only one post but still
Test<
>>690404378
kekarino
>>690405347
if you reverse google image search that picture, you can find a demotivational that doxes her.
>>690404410
Not sure if bait or just retarded
>>690394854
Israel Mireles killed her. He fled to Mexico and Mexico agreed to extradite him in exchange for the DA not to seek the death penalty
>>690394572
Is there ?
>>690400206
Kek'd
>>690394572
Is there more to the story?
>>690405489
Not the guy you replied to but I'm also a faggot. I've been having sex with men more or less regularly for 11 years. I've never once had a dick in my ass. I don't get the appeal. Whereas a lot of straight guys like getting pegged, having their asshole licked or even just getting a finger up the ass from their girl (or themselves). Anal fixation has nothing to do with being gay or straight.
>>690404204
Capped.
>>690405916
Feels...
>>690406071
kek
>>690398865
dont think its online
>>690399295
I masterbate with toothpaste. Masochism is fun
>>690399588
>spouting a meme
you clearly have misunderstood what a meme actually is. educate yourself or you are bound to sound like a moron when you speak.
also... what the fuck are you talking about.... fartbox has been the prefered nomenclature in my family for over 10 years. my dad dropped it on me when i was a teenager and its stuck since.
>>690390467
top kek
>>690399031
moot was always a sore looser
>>690407379
and now he calls himself names here on the ol /b/, how far have you sunk, moot
>>690407379
moot was a fucking faggot, still is.
>>690399305
the original version was better
>>690397707
Yeah, but that really is essentially Hinduism.
>>690404378
Brilliant
>>690397707
Woah.. nice thread!
>>690408186
you havin it?
>>690390467
kek<
>>690407540
He really was a smarmy, treacherous, piece of shit. I am happy with the Japanese one.
>>690405621
Not sure if using 9gag meme or using 9gag meme
>>690397707
Thumbs up
>>690409293
still, would tap that ass
>>690404201
underrated
>>690404204
So we can have thread thread threads?
>>690409293
Does Hiroshima Nagasaki even here anymore or is Japan?
