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Stop right there!
You are a wanted criminal! I will shoot you if you do not roll singles!
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>>690384128
i dindu nuffin
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am i being detained?!
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fml
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Oh shit
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>>690384128

get the fuck outta here officer
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Shoot me then
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no trips here officer
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>>690384499
I'm dead I guess
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>>690384128
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It's alright officer.
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I didn't rape those children
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I'm White i can't be shot
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>>690384128
Dubs get. End my suffering fam
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>>690384128
I ain't got no DUbbbz my nigger
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free atlast
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Are those Oakley Sunglasses?
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>>690384128
;_;
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bang
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didnt do nuffin
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AM I BEING DETAINED?
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Shoot me you little bitch
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You can't kill me
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Cmon officer
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>>690384128
the C-4 built into my pacemaker is going to make for a wonderful surprise.
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>>690384128
Rell
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Nothin to see here
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PLEASE END ME
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You'll never catch me piggy!!
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>>690384128
Teddykillaz
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HNNNG!!
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K
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Wux lanky
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The only God cop is a dead cop
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I do not wish to create joinder with you officer
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No dubs here
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>>690385007
So true

Also /thread cause niggers can't internet cuz they are poor and homeless
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>>690384128
hello there mr officer
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something wrong, officer?
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I guess you got me...
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I'm black as shit and nervous
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>>690386652
your nigger ass won't be so lucky next time.
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how are you going to shoot me if my dubs aren't real?
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I'm a free citizen!
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>>690386718
the only thing that's real are these dubs,
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noooo
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shit
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if dubs finger in ass with timestamp
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don't shoooot
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>>690387033
i dindu nudddin!!!!
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>>690387033
too late pal
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Barnacles
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>>690384128
I'm white! Don't shoot!
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i dindu nuffin
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>>690388398
ooh shit that was close
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>>690384128
SHALL
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>>690384128
Is there a officer, mr. problem?
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>>690384128
Fk u popo
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Too bad
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>>690388666
The fucking devil
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Rip
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If quads, Ismaaiyl Brinsley is resurrected and corrupt, illegitimate authorities are banished to Satan's bowels forever
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>>690388699
autocheck
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>>690384128
You'll never get me copper see
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>>690384128
Sheit
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>>690384128
I have a tiny bullet proof shield the exact size of a bullet somewhere on my body, if you hit it, I'll be unharmed
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i don't think you have a warrant for that officer-sama
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>>690384128
You wouldn't have enough bullets to stop me even if I was guilty.
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>>690384128
>I will shoot you if you _____
Must be American
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U r gey nd kno 1 luvs u
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>>690388988
RIP
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>>690384128
I swear she said she was 18
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fug da bolis
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>>690388939
As an American, I would like to apologize for our bullshit. Not all of what we do is bullshit, but we really need to improve our culture if we want to be responsible and own guns at the same time, as we are neither; not even our police.
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>>690384128
Best ally here. My kosher dubs are perfectly legal!
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can i have your badge number sir
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don't shoot i'm white.
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A.C.A.B OFFICER 1312
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Then what, will you arrest me. ID RATHER DIE, ALLAHU DUBS
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>>690384128
Wow? I'm jus waitin for a mate CUNTstable
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butts
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This trunk is big enough enough for two, officer...
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I have rights
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>>690384128
I'm white mr officer, therefore I'm innocent.
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>>690384128
You can shoot me up anytime heart face
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Mmm whatcha saaay
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>>690384128
Officer senpai, did you notice me at last?
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yollendo
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>>690384128
stahp what ur doin
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Just kill me
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>>690384128
shit
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>>690384128
I'm innocent!
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FUCK YOU PIG FUCK YOU PIG FUCK YOU PIG
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>>690384128
Fak da popo
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>>690384128
fuck you popo
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Sorry officer. But I'm innocent
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youll never get my dubs copper!
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Tobacco use only, officer
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>>690384128
but sir.. i am white
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sewes, du fette drecksau
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do it
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>>690384128
shut the fuck up OP and go find a job
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not guilty
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Reroll
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The coops git nofin on me
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>>690384128
Allahu Akbar
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I got nothin but singles officer
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>>690384128
im white
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Does there seem to be a problem officer?
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>>690395544
yeah right. good try beaner
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>>690384128
faggot
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Hi
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>>690384128
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>>690384128
You'll never take me alive, pig!!!
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no singles here officer, am i free to go?
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>>690397122
oh fuck, cheese it!
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>>690384128
Fuck da police
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>>690397277
run lil nigga!
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>>690397277
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Sorry officer nothing to see here
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>>690397388
Shit... I did it again
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>>690397277
>>690397388
itt: high quality dubs
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Shit niiigy
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Go ahead officer
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You can't shoot me, I'm white.
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K
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Nothing in my trunk, officer
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>>690397555
Oh shit nigga
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>>690397733
CHI
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>>690384128
Shit. Better hide my dubs in the post below mine.
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Under what act of what peice of legislation am i being detained, officer?
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>>690397555
Trips 4 Truth! We gotta get the fuck outta here nigger the police are on to us!
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Not being shot is overrated
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Shit nigga
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>>690384128
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>>690398003
Hahahahahahahaha... Then they kill you and get a paid vacation and no jail time.
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>>690384128
dub lives matter
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>>690384128
>filename
kek
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pleas no kil
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>>690399999
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>>690384128

no dubs here officer, sir
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>>690384128
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I wuz a gud boi

I wen church

I dindu nuffin officer
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>>690384128
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
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>>690384128
How about no
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This is a very creative and original thread
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>>690384128
I dare ya
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>>690384128
Jon come home, your mother and I miss you

-Dad
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>>690384128

You do not comprehend the forces you are trifling with!
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rolling for my life
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1v1 me rust m9
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Yo... ugh... im a nigger
My dick is getting bigger
I got a pair of dubs
And youre nothing but a bub
You little fucking cop
Im kill ya with a chop
You peice of fucking shit
Ill eat you with a dorito. Faggot.
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DINDU NUFFIN NIGUH
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>>690384128
I am good boy tryina get mah life on track
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>>690384128
Now hold on, officer, and check em.
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>>690384128

do it pussy
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>>690384128
not again
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>>690384128
FUCK THE POLICE
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Wrong guy.
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Nice Springfield XD. I AM A FELLOW OFFICER OF THE LAW
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Fuck you, pig
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>>690387033
nigger got shot
>hands up
>get dubs
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i'm a nigger
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What you gonna do, pig?
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>>690384128
OK OK WAIT JUST LOOK
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>>690384128
aight boi
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>>690402999
OH FUCK
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>>690402999
aw shit call the national security
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Rip me
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Ok
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I'm clean officer
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leaving this world isn't as scary as it sounds
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>>690384128
u wot
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>>690402900
you too nignog
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trump 2016
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I love hate crimes
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Must be a mistake officer
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>>690402999
>>690402900
>>690397733
>>690395544
>>690388988
>>690388699
>>690388666
>>690387033
>>690384499

y'all niggers are dead
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Please end my torment
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>>690384128
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Quads Get
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>>690403599
lucky day
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Just passing by officer I'll be right on my way with my singles....
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PLEASE NO SINGLES
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Oh shieeeet nigga
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you think i carry dubs?! do i look like a nigger ?!
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Nigga fuck u
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I'm dyslexic and i have a pig benis
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nnuffin here but a proud nigaa
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You dont have ballls officer
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quads
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officer is a fag
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no officer plz stop
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edgy
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*shoots first*
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>>690404355
oh shit no
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>>690404355
YOU DIED
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>>690404420
pls
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>>690384128
pls kill me officer
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>>690404355
HA HA YOU DIED
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Nigga pls
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>>690384128
Sir your not a women nor are you holding a lobster
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This post ends with a four
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>>690404119
What's that from?
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I am innocent sir, may I please move along?
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DINDU MUFFIN
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you can't arrest me i'm not even a nigger
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>>690404844
kek u ded
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>>690404119
This is how fucked up the world has become.

we used to be into kid stuff when we were 13

Now 13 year old girls, fuck and suck, roll blunts, and carry on like fucking adults.

It takes all the fun out of being an adult.

I fucking did my time as a fucking teenager wanting to be grown up,

Now im fucking grown up and 13 year old kids can basically do anything I can do.
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Bring it copper
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>>690384128
Fuck you pig.
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>>690404844
U r ded
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>>690384128
Dubs- and OP is a PHAGGOT
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>>690384128
sorry officer
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Go on then
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>>690384128
Pls oficar
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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM PIG! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES NOOOOOOOW!
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>>690384128
uhhhhh
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If dubs she will be my girlfriend
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>>690405088
ur ded
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Heil Hitler
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>>690405229
reroll
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>>690405088
checked!
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shieeeeet
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>>690405260
rerolling again
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>>690405184
... i'll suck your dick if you let me go
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>>690405088
Ded
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>>690405285
i fucking hate the universe
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rollllll
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Go ahead
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>>690384128

FTP!
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>>690405328
ok ill try to reroll once more
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>>690405442
ffs.. if dubs i should kill myself
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>>690384128
Lelkek
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>>690404119
is this emilia clark?
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>>690384128
im dead
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nothing to see here officer, im just a gentle giant.
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>>690384128
I'm a nigger, deal with it
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>>690385051
That is one big ol cock anon.
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WAIT IM WHITE OFFICER
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>>690384128

Singles motha' fucka'
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>>690405711
nice try, wetback
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
'murica
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>>690405711
guess it didn't matter
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>>690384128
I have a bomb in this car
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