>>690349333
Continued
Poorly describe a video games and others try to guess what it is, I'll start
>abusive mother
>fall in basement
>monsters
>kill satan
>>690367195
Among the sleep?
>>690367195
Binding of Isaac
>war has changed
>arm gets cut off
>kill mexican samurai
>"the mother of all omelettes"
>>690367195
Undertale
>>690367364
Nop
>>690367414
Yup
>Knight of Garden utensils
>Girl Knight gets taken away
>kill other knights
>save Girl Knight
>>690367414
Metal Gear Rising
>lets make a society with no government or religion
>underwater
>you can shoot bees at people
>>690368338
Bioshock???
>>690367782
Uhhh Castle Crashers?
>>690368429
Bingo
>trying to deliver something
>gets shot
>molester saves you
>kill people that shot u
>walk around an office doing weird shit
>narrator talks about everything you do
>Only fun for like, 4 hours
>>690368993
stanley something
>>690369046
Stanley Parable, yes anon
>middle aged man
>meet black dude
>meet mexican dude
>mexican dude is angry with the other dude
>you are in debt
>assault some store to pay mexican dude debt
>>690369046
The Stanley Parable
>>690368925
Fallout New Vegas
>>690367782
Shovel Knight.
I don't even know shit about that game but it was still easy.
>>690369282
yes
>Escape from prison
>traverse portals
>Go in caves, kill cultists
>Prince turns into dragon
>>690369218
gta 5?
>>690368529
Nope
hint: Came out for Wii U w/ co-op
>>690369352
Good on ya m8
>no waifus
>taunt kills
>you can dance and play rock paper scissors
>turn based
>real time
>launch flaming cows at people
>the flaming cows decrease their morale
>>690368993
Stanley parable
>>690367195
>be a hot singer
>live in city full of hipsters
>boyfriend turned into a talking ice pop
>use him to kill monsters
>>690369724
Team Fortress 2?
>>690368925
fallout new vegas
>>690369833
Lollipop chainsaw
>>690369724
Tf2
>GTA with dildos and gimps
>>690369387
Oblivion
>>690369979
>>690370092
Got it
> help your daughter kill yourselves
>>690370167
Saints Row
>>690370280
Bioshock Infinite
>a normal dad doing normal dad things
>>690370167
Saints row
>>690370471
Octodad
>>690370449
Yep
>average joe sitting at a bar with your buddy
>your watch starts flashing orange
>suddenly you're stuck with some asian bitch giving you orders to rescue people
>You are a dude in an island
>some guy tries to kill you
>you escape form that guy
>you are hunting that guy
>you kill that guy
>you kill the boss of that guy
>>690370073
Nope
>>690370834
Far cry 3.
>>690370834
farcry 3
>>690370812
The Division
>become a world-class culinary chef by making grilled cheese over and over again
>males can be abducted and impregnated by aliens
>shift+ctrl+c
>>690371508
sims, i don't remember which one
>Russia invades New York on tuesday
> fish lvl?
> nice
>bunch of short people
>you dig
>you drink
>you kill goblns for shit
>knife-ears gets assmad if you have wooden crap
>you progress until "fun" happens and rapes your bum
>>690371636
MW3?
>monsters, skeletons, and goats galore
>has an autistic fanbase and shitty lore
>you dig a lot
>fuck the angler
>fuck boulder traps
>>690371657
dwarf fortress
>>690371508
sims
>FAWCOWN. PAAAWNCH!
>>690371508
Sims 2 to 4.
>>690371974
bingo boingo
>>690371752
Minecraft.
>>690372075
eff zee-row or smashing your brothers
>>690372185
nope, close though
>You can't move from where you are
>you are the whole time watching cameras and vent ducts
>>690369610
thank you for clarifying that this thread was here first.
>>690371752
>lore
>>690370834
>every farcry
>>690372268
Terraria?
>>690371652
wave2: bsale
Runescape
>Literally just called guy
> Fuck shit up
> Go to hell
>>690371752
undertale
>>690372491
nope, think more about recent games
>turns you more racist the more you play
>ho ho ha ha
>scree scree caw caw
>>690372567
BAXONGO! you win.
>Be President
>Kill Vice President
>Cool mechanical
>Horrible puns
>>690372514
Buying gf?
>>690369429
aaaaaaa iNFINIDAGGER
>>690372423
Fnaf
>you're an anime surgeon
>...
>that's about it
>>690372677
Yiss bb
>>690372626
Metal Wolf Chaos
>>690372593
Dota 2.
>mountain
>Spoopy
>Sean Bean
>>690371952
Dig Dug
>>690372424
scuicide
>people get one drink too many
>invisible wall
>Tony hawk with wepons
>blow up a building.
>you're name isn't important
>kill the fucking shit out of, like, everyone
>You are a cyborg with a sword and ninja abilities
>Nanomachines
>>690372810
Ringa ding ding baby
>>690372626
Saints row
>>690367195
>space craft
>rogue ai
>bunch of zombies
>unfair af
>>690372960
Hatred
>>690372960
DOOM 2016
>>690372970
Overwatch
>>690370471
>>690370610
underrated post
>>690373133
exactamondo, friffle friend
>>690372970
Metal Gear Rising
>>690372423
Five nights at freddy's ?
>You're in space
>rebels are bad guys
>why the FUCK is everything on fire
>yes, johnson, i wanted you to walk in to the room that has no oxygen instead of the medbay, you dumbass
>it's like minecraft but submerged
>something about leviathans
>markiplier plays it WAY more than he needs to
>>690367195
Oh shit nigger I went to middle school with the fag in that picture.
>>690373426
Subnautica
>>690373384
Borderlands the sequel ?
>>690373494
precisely
>climb
>murder bad guys
>more climbing
>murder toll rises
>more climbing
>game ends with you gaining nothing since the beginning of the game
>Nobody can have your Senpai~
>Nobody~
>you drink at a bar
>your wife gets amnesia or something half a year later
>become fireman
>fires put out = 0
>>690373662
Assassins creed, any of them?
>>690373662
Ice climbers?
>Poland is god tier
>Just one more turn
> Gandhi has achieved a domination victory
>>690373741
Firewatch.
Fuck man, that game was feelsy as all hell.
>>690373711
Yandere simulator
>>690373763
Good guess actually. Didn't consider that one. Think of a more modern setting.
>>690373851
yuhss
>>690367195
>caught by border patrol
>lots of fire happens
>you scream really loud and old people can taste it
>people write incoherent songs in your name
>stars teach you how to do things
>you can go to space in one hit
>>690369429
shovel knight
>Vroom Vroom
>24 hours later
>Vroom
>SCREECH
>VROOM
>40 hours later
>Vroom Screech Honk Crash Vroom Vroom oasdofhaskubiubohweborbasdbfasdfbasd
>>690373835
Civ
>you move into a new town
>high school turns into a giant tower at midnight
>you and your friends are constantly shooting themselves in the head
>>690373741
>>690373846
you got it. i absolutely adored it, just finished playing it a second time through.
>delilah>julie
>You are on the right side
>You hate the guy on the other side and want to beat him
>so you throw squares at him.
>Youre a virgin
>girl asks you out
>you have a literal heart attack, you fucking beta
>waifus and feels
>>690373941
really?
Skyrim
>>690373384
FTL son
>>690371952
Terraria
>>690374043
OP Simulator
>>690374013
the game needs a sequel more than the universe needs carbon
>>690374043
The story of Anon: The pegging awakens?
>>690367414
fallout 3 and new vegas. no arm cutting tho
>strategically tap left for 8 hours
>>690373711
Yandere Sim
>>690374043
Isn't that about like demons and shit and everything is animu?
>everyone dis bar you
>you kill 4 of them
>sniped=every time
>>690367195
Binding of Isaac
>>690374043
4chan simulator.
>>690374043
Katawa Shoujo
>Killer buff guy in a rabbit suit
>caged up with a maniacal laugh
>breaks free
>top down shooter
>many levels
>other playable characters include guy with metal jaw and an undertaker looking guy.
>>690369833
Transistor
>>690374043
Real life.
>>690367414
advanced faggotfare.
fuck outta here with your cod bullshit
>wake up
>Your mother threats you with have children
>You wear a tie
>meet some lady
>lady goes to jog interview
>the boss is a pervert and tries to pursuit the lady
>you see that and you try to follow them
>you save that lady
>that lady is a nun
>>690373662
mirrors edge catalyst
>>690374341
Dies*
>>690374249
Rome total war?
>>690372545
No one saw the poor Doom right here ?
>alooooooohhaaaaaa
>>690372958
Sunset overdrive?
>>690367195
>"What do you say we give it a pine cone?"
>>690374447
>Potentially knows game
>Tells someone to get out for knowing game
>wat.jpeg
>>690371636
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty
>>690374534
Lilo and stitch
>>690374498
haaaaaa good guess but no. much more niche.
>space
>every youtuber played it
>space
>makes you feel like and idiot
>space
>kill the fucking planets
>>690368080
>>690374245
>>690374447
It was Metal Gear Rising
>>690374632
nope. think of aloha as more of a meme
>>690374447
it isn't cod though, you autist
>suddenly remember you have a daughter
>meet your ex
>world ends but it's okay
>>690374428
hotline memeami?
>>690372771
Halo 3
>>690374451
Less futuristic. Think current day setting
>>690374031
Pong
>obscure rape game on an old as shit game system
>>690374043
Oh damn, I know it but can't remember the name.
>>690374782
uhhh thats not f.e.a.r is it? been a while
>>690374782
Melancholia?
>you go to a lot of gyms but never work out
>you have your own room but your mom (who you live with) doesn't
>singlehandedly take down criminal organizations
>>690373948
The crew?
>move to new town
>uncles best friend kills people for fun
>jump in tvs
>truth overcomes all
>Generic TPS
>Gain Telekinesis
>Generic TPS with telekinesis
>Sick game because not many other games like it except for maybe Force Unleashed. Except Force Unleashed isn't a TPS.
>>690374853
Minesweeper
>>690374431
Correct
>>690374994
anonymous?
>kill people
>kill more people
>cant be killed only knocked unconsious 39,000 times
>comes back and kills more people
>bout to go kill more people, but there be a feast
>>690375025
No
Older.
>>690374994
Pokemon
>>690375029
Persona 4
>>690374374
Got it, nice anon
>>690373129
Call of duty: Infinite Warfare>>690373662
Donkey Kong
>>690374449
Plumbers don't wear ties.
>>690372970
Warframe.
>>690375094
Easy one, Fable
>>690375052
Shinsekai Yori
>>690375029
Totally wasn't his best friend.
Docking buddies, that is debatable.
>>690375069
Close.
Think more about hentai.
>>690374428
boo bunny plague
>>690374694
NASA
>>690375159
I'm really looking forward to P5
>>690367414
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
>>690375094
Mount n blade?
>>690375069
>>690375222
shit, i know what game this is. it pretty much is hentai minesweeper
>>690375222
Legend of Zelda
>>690374853
Custer's Revenge
>>690373976
Persona 3
>>690375137
yes
>>690374994
pokiman
> nuclear ice breaker
> cyka blyat
> kronos
>Shake a tree
>Piano falls out
>shake another tree
>bees
>>690375490
>>690375494
nope and nope.
actually, i'm pretty sure the game was banned in a few countries.
just think about hentai.
>You are a guy with sunglasses in egypt
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>690375548
got it
>a few weeks
>4 people
>hurricane ruins town
>>690375667
Animal Crossing
>>690374374
>Took that long for someone to figure it out
First time I actually feel oldfaggy.
>>690375052
PSI OPS YOOOOOO THAT GAME WAS MY SHIIIIIITTTTTTT
>have sword
>huge ass forest
>I'm a fucking lizard
Some fuckin robots fighting as mercenaries hired by companies
>god of war, but easy af
>Save your autstic friend
>>690375354
ba ba ba bingo bois
>>690375667
Pacman world or something like that
>>690375784
I just entered the thread m8
>>690374534
Get out of here, ....
>>690375693
>the game was banned in a few countries.
Maybe rapelay then? I wouldn't exactly call it obscure or old though.
>>690375743
life is strange
>>690375927
devil may cry
>shitty government job
>get to judge foreigners all day
>glory
Save a high religious figure
Accidently gain some weird fukin power
Kill dragons
>>690375862
Correct yo. I feel like it needs to be re-made.
>Facility holding dangerous creatures and objects forces you to take part in experiment
>Power goes out and you're the only one in the room who survives
>Wander around scared shitless because you can die from looking at a fucking painting
>Find a way out while avoiding dude who can walk through walls
>Alcoholic cop
>Violence
>Crazy people
>>690376079
Nah
>are normal dude from Texas
>transported to fantasy world
>epic quest involving swords, sorcery, and lasers
>beat evil wizard
V2
>go back to fantasy world
>evil wizard had a girlfriend!
>fly around the solar system finding shit to beat her
V3
>evil wizard's plan was to summon *this guy!!!* (the Morgoth to evil Wizard from v1's Sauron)
>fantasy world is really starting to take shape
>no spaceflight
>"I'm an old man"
>ultimate evil Morgoth guy is a computer
>>690375862
Cube world?
>>690376043
*clap clap clap* you got it, dude.
>>690375927
Windwaker
>>690376182
Scp
>>690376018
>violent emission warning signals
you got it! idi nahui
>>690375755
Yes :-)
>balls and animals
>nothing like the anime
>big red sword that looks like a straight-up laser penis
>friend can't jerk off anymore
>now it's reyn time
>>690376279
Idi K Mnie ...
>>690376151
Passes Please
>>690376241
Nope
>>690376151
Papers, Please
Glory to Arstotzka
>>690376390
Wipeout
>pizza boy
>criminal wants your pizza
>you build/fly helicopters and jetskis and shit
>bitchin theme song
>>690372928
Kholat bitch
>>690376151
Papers please.
>Glory to Aristotzka
>>690376151
Papers please
>>690375702
Serious Sam
>>690376425
No More Heroes?
>>690376551
Lego Island
>>690376536
nope
>>690376165
Skyrim
>>690376274
Got it, good job anon
>>690371636
Freedom fighters?
>>690369387
This isn't poorly described. That's exactly what happens.
>Do
>You
>Like
>Hurting
>Other
>People?
>>690376188
Max Payne?
>Columbine but in a mall
>Arcade mode
>be robot
>commit mass genocide
>don't fuck the red version of you, don't fuck the red version of you
>>690376620
nah, not no more heroes
>>690375905
Armored Core
>>690376687
Saw
>>690376687
Come on anon hotline Miami
>>690376182
mario party?