Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
fish
Clizaimed
>>690361908
This is my waifu {male}
still here
>>690361908
FUCKING EARLY BAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
square pizza > triangle pizza :)
>being a bigger cuck than karen
Kill Bill Vol. 1 Or Vol. 2???
Rikka claim.
Here's my 1 post for the thread
>>690361908
canadians
Claimed
>>690361727
Oi fucking hell >>690362187
>>690362187
>>690362085
Come now, I know you have people that care about you.
Will I see you later? It's fine if you don't respond.
>>690362178
thick dick in your ass > your own fingers
>>690362200
Here's mine.
>>690361361
>Nice and shaven too
>
>>690361433
Found them!
>But let's see what's under these dresses.
>>690362116
Still hot.
>>690361650
>(Lucy)
Dude I actually learned about some too
Yuru Yuri I think works like that, so does Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka
At least that's what I'm watching next lol
Lucky Star is pretty nice too
>>690361840
>(whoever the fuck this is lmao)
>True, true. But between all the rolling and boipucci, I have problems finding common ground.
lmfao, me and you both, trust me.
Just know that half of it is Mi Liu being a sneaky shitposter
I'm from Lebanon, you work or study?
>>690361727
>(Choogen Broogen)
Fuckin nice choogen
>>690362200
nice meemay yo
>Uraraka Ochako claimed
>>690362277
>>>>6th
kys
>>690362351
You better be~
>>690362379
>>690362441
Super powered qt spotted
>>690362506
I'm talking about the 3d waifu.
>Hot.
>>690362121
Alright smugu!
>>~Brewer Asuka-Chan retorting in
>>690362189
Volume 1 all the way
>>690362584
And Im talkin about yo ass~
>>690362553
I'm sorry I forgot
I have bad concentration problems
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>>690362441
yo listen there's absolutely no way I'm gonna remember your name, also I replied to you here >>690362379
Anything else I can call you?
>>690362553
fish
>>690362147
it wasnt much really. played games a few of them were bored games and we did guitar for a bit
>>690362589
been a bit
>>690362696
it's okay
i'm going to bed now anyway
>>690361203
Squidding is when you go riding with no or minimal gear. It's HIGHLY looked down upon by most anyone that's serious about riding.
A bobber is a type of modified cruiser, that while can look decent, I personally don't like the look of most.
>You are the Lewd Princess after all!
And this reminds me, I need to get back to looking for your bike.
>>690361567
How often do you plan on riding? And do you want to be able to actually go around corners at a respectable speed?
>>690362824
board
>>690362178
I can agree with this.
>>690362189
Haven't seen either so flip a coin.
>>690362244
MUGEN
U
G
E
N
>>690362336
Good luck.
>Best idol claimed
>>690361908
>>690362589
Your drink go hom
goodnight friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s
>>690362379
No idea who that is.
Im studying! (Work on the side, though) A cognitive science major, actually. Wow, Lebanon-anon, huh? I'd never have thought I'd hear from someone in that country. How is it? Climate, culture, etc.?
Also, Uraraka Ochako is my waifu. Nice to meet you.
>>690362825
sleep tight, I'll see you later
>>690362441
Ur arse is mine
>>690362824
yeah been working 6+ days a week should be able to really party next weekend. Which is ironic because the brewery's 2nd anniversary party is tomorrow >< and I worked a beer fest today (they're nuts)
>>690362927
>>690363040
2 fags going to bed together
>>690362824
I can't remember the last time I played a board game , non virtual .
You should pick it up again , I think some anons here play an instrument
I tried not my thing , maybe later on
>>690362324
rolling for you ^-^
>>690362889
easier to eat :o
>>690362685
T-That's not tended well enough...
>>690362839
Might want to hold off...
>Mom is asking for money again...
>>690362889
God damn it soft. Why do you have to make me do this? Just watch the damn movies
>>690362898
I am hom :3 actually took it easy tonight
>>690362379
Shinoa bro made me get that telegram thing and i made the name mugen choogen after you
>>690362889
Ayyyyyyyyy
>>690363088
I thought you went to bed smug
>>690363168
This gon be you
>>690363089
yeah work sucks
>>690363122
i dont know i was more into the violin and even then i dont have a teacher
Claimedddd
>>690362839
>how often do you plan on riding
A lot, considering it'll be my main commuter vehicle to school once I get it, since bf will be taking the train to work most likely so I won't have to drive him.
>go fast around corners
As I've told you before, I'm not about that life. I am in my car, but in my car I have airbags and steel protecting me. The reason I want a bike is for the freedom and magic, not so much the need for speed. Also if you've ever seen anything on the Vulcan you'd know that it's basically a sport bike disguised as a cruiser, motherfucker's fast as shit surprisingly and you can still throw it around turns faster than any cruiser.
>>690363168
What de fuq, what for?!
>>690363313
Different smug
>>690362351
Eh? You trying to get me to strip again?
>>690363140
you don't need to roll just go down ass up and I'll take care of the rest
>>690362558
Ah! A Rikka-anon. Quality qt yourself, hah.
>>690362696
But her name is amazing! How about her superhero name then?
>Uravity
>>690363088
Is there more than one Shinoa-anon?
>also wut
>>690363343
Still love it. I usually get the chance to drink on the weekends unlike the vidya job, and I just got a raise so i feel like an appreciated panda ^_^ i would never complain about this career.
Erza claimed
fuck off sandniggers, bash ye in de gob, m8!
>>690363321
B-But I'm male!
>>690363399
>600 bucks
My sister's birthday is coming up and she aparently has no money again...
>>690363467
Of course not, this is just a medical evaluation.
>
>>690363343
Try online one It will be harder for sure but better than nothing and paying , plus not having the full time for a paid one
>>690363467
>>eyepatching intensifies
>>690362336
o shit
>>690362589
Music bro?
>>690363000
Mi Liu is the funniest shitposter here, sneaky as fuck
Climate is gay, changes fast as fuck and always to extremes. Internet is absolute garbage due to the corruption and keeping prices high. People are nice and it's not an extremist muslim country like people seem to think. It's like a smaller dubai
Cognitive science? What's that? I'm studying Business
What do you work? Got a shorter name for your waifu? Maybe a nickname?
I'm Karen yo, nice to meet you too. If you ever need to tell someone about your day, complain or just kill time with, I'm right here whenever you need.
>>690363119
it's not gay if the socks don't touch yo
>>690363313
Mugen Choogen is the best name nigga, glad you figured it out finally
How'd that date go
>>690363572
Hm
You mind being called gravity? I got some memory/concentration problems.
>>690363638
nice thickness
>>690363140
Aesthetically pleasing too.
>>690363215
I'm sorry OED, movies aren't my thing.
>>690363313
What's good?
>>690363653
Not anymore you're not~
>>690363609
well thats good
>>690363688
i should do something that needs less devotion.
>>690363572
Yes you called me alt-smug didn't you mate?
>>690363653
Impostor! I ain't buyin it!
>>690363702
Eye patches are very important to being super awesome.
>>690363467
>>690363702
My waifu is a rehabilitated eyepatch loli.
yours are just disabled.
>>690363638
Stolen
>>690363796
Are you going to make me feel like a girl?~
>>690363927
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>>690361361(you know)
Watch it then.
Rory-sama claimed
>>690363638
Oh shit boi wat up!
>>690363932
Ya goddamn right~!
>>690363702
>>>eyepatching intensifies
>>690363913
It's the truth!
I treat frostbite victims, you may have some and not know it!
>That's why I need to do a full body inspection~
>>690363795
I will make you enjoy them!!
>>690363572
I think we have talked before. Unless someone else claimed her or something I am not sure. Anyways thank you! Do you enjoy the anime My Hero Acadamia as much as the manga? Or do you like manga a whole lot more?
>>690363972
Worth a shot
>>690363918
Mine's not disabled. Her eyes work fine.
>>690364088
That sounds mighty fishy when you're looking that happy...
>>690363972
>smug hank
>>690363380
I'd say the choice is clear then. Go for the Vulcan.
Although have you thought about an Adventure bike? They're generally as comfy as cruisers, but have the speed and cornering more like a sports bike. Plus, throw some panniers on it and take it long distance, or even light offroading.
>Planning to get one myself eventually
>>690363653
What in the fuck kinda present does she need to get for $600?! I'd give it to my mom because I owe her money regardless, but just for a present that seems a tad extreme...
>Implying a boipussy can't get preggo
Mizore pls
>>690363408
Hello other smug
>>690363780
I was blind, but now i see
Incredibly awkward
>>690363795
Just posting and snacking, had someone doing some vocaroos for me but it looks like they left.
>>690363897
1hr a day could suffice
And you can have your pick at those , there are plenty of small and part time hobbies
>>690364041
>ooohhh, please do~
>>690363927
U wot m8, i'll shank ye mum.
>>690364275
Bend over~
>>690364129
You tried.
>>690363913
They're quite comfortable. Everyone in the future will be wearing them
>>690363918
my eyepatch or my loli is disabled?
>>smirk
>>690364275
>>ooohhh, please do~
>>690364340
>Bend over~
Oi m8s that's bloody fokin cancer.
>>690364156
I just love my job. Now please remove your clothes~
>>690364231
It's also to "help her out" until the first.
>Want to give it a shot? You may have to try a few times tho~
>>690364340
Bend over?
>Like this right?~
>>690364266
so uh yeah what else is going on
>>690364074
kek. still need to get off my shit and gimp in doubl eyepatches on my go to patch asuka chan pic
Back from playing league
>>690364421
ayy another tsundere~
Most of the waifus here have smug potential
>when you get your ass beat to a pulp by a twelve year old
>>690364410
>>690364564
So is an "accent"
>>690364231
I actually think adv bikes are pretty neat, and want to look into them eventually. Also thanks for not being one of those sport bike riders that rags on any and all cruisers, cause I absolutely love both. I do plan on getting a sport bike eventually because as you very well know, there's no such thing as only having one, but I just feel like I'd get more mileage out of a 650 cruiser than I would a 300 sport, just because the Vulcan is light and forgiving enough to learn on, but beefy enough to where you won't want to sell it after a year in order to upgrade. Whereas with a 300 sport, at least from other people that I've talked to, you generally grow out of them pretty quickly.
>>690364643
Funny.
>>690364639
>smug potential
whatever do you mean~
>>690364706
Hey Aizawa how've yo been?
>>690364564
This niggas jelly nigga aint getting the D
>>690364570
Yesss~ Das it.. good girl~
Now take it~
>>690364564
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess k
>>690364570
Mizore's ass is so cute
>>690364688
So is shitposting in waifu threads on the internet, but here we are.
>>690364264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o2x5rJCKJ2
>>690364706
Is your waifu from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>690364866
I could say the same to you frenemy
>>690364866
>that copy pasta
Kek
Is this the real smug or alt smug?
>Tohsaka
>>690364822
>
>>690364866
Yes it is. Very cute.
>>690364121
Kek, and how do you propose that?
>>690364264
Sounds pretty chill man, a relaxing night. Were they singing or playing something?
>>690364608
I really want to help you a push you a little and just found a flea on my dog , I might need to poison all my room and around the fence
Also free day tomorrow too I hope I'm craving some ice or juice
thats about it right now
>>690364889
This nigga gets it
I like you already
>>690365033
Good.. Good~
>>690364794
Yo. I'm aight, talking bikes with Makoto and listening to tunes atm. You?
Goodnight ye fags, it's like 5AM and I need to rest or so it goes
>>690364570
Sounds like some BS. Oh well.
>Implying a few times doesn't mean a few days
>>690364706
I understand cruisers have their niche. I have a soft spot for any and all motorcycle, even Harleys despite how much I'll rag on them to all hell. And ya, you do outgrow 300s fast (as is evidence by me getting a fucking 1100cc as a second bike like a retard) but the gas mileage on a 300 when not redlining all the time is fucking amazing.
>Was planning on going for a NC700X for my Adv bike
>Would need mad dosh to get it though
Maybe if my ZX11 ends up not being as nice as I'd like, I'll sell it and grab the NC with that dosh. Who knows.
>>690365203
>
>>690363780
I'll keep an eye out for him then.
>bad weather, good people
Got it. Same where I live, actually. I'm not really good on worldy issues so I didn't hold an prejudice. I'm simple. And dense. It's like...psychology for computers. Like, I'm working on how the human mind works, so that I can make a computer work the same way. A.I. is a good example of my field of study. Business is a lucrative field to be in, for sure. Does it suit you? My job is just a boring part-time job. And I'd rather not say, haha. I'll be sure to complain to you everyday then!
>>690363780
Gravity is fine. It's the English form of her superhero name anyway.
Donmai.
>>690363899
I thought you were a shitposter ahaha gomen gomen!
>>690364121
Manga is best! The anime is doing well in following it so far, but I really don't care for it all that much. And I'm sorry if I forgot you. I'm still new to this.
>>690365020
Do you please old men for money
>>690365042
I am gonna tie you down and make you watch them with me and milinda!
>>690365175
what kind of dog? that sucks and what kind of juice?
>>690365319
alright then
-the one who gets drunk!
>>690365319
seeya mi liu
mavis reporting for duty. whats up misfits? i can't sleep.
>>690365319
Good night ya beautiful bastard~
>>690365346
Oh my~ Reserve cowgirl? Thats whats up!
>>690361908
Damn it, hank hill once again, made it difficult to find this thread.
Clammed.
shit i am bored
>>690365297
I'm doing fine myself. I'm just listening to Ace Combat soundtrack.
>>690364979
Correct-o negro
>>690365513
That's just asinine. Use Ctrl + F
>>690365465
Thats erza ya idiot, mi liu post some white haired queer
>>690365479
Bikes, painful fingers, and FOB. You?
>>690365513
Sup Ika.
>>690365536
>AC OST
Good taste.
>>690365522
Go wank
>>690365465
U fokin wot m8?
>>690365455
Just a small puppy not sure what breed also a semi-wild cat who loves to climb onto everything
I'm not sure , maybe OJ since its the most present in the fridge as long as its cold anything will do right now
>>690365372
So that's a no you're a fake right :^)
>tohsaka
>>690365333
I get 300kms on a 14 litre tank on my 400. Thats a daily thing, and not me going hard
>all the time anyway
But this bike has lasted me for a while and is a perfect daily ride.
>>690365522
Me too.
>>690365479
Deciding what games to play and a beer.
>>690365363
Its all good. Yeah I love the manga as well, but the show makes me happy because I have something new to look forward to each week
>>690365333
It is BS.
>Probably on pills again.
We may need to take time to reaserch this, for science of course.
>Well need lots of data~
>>690365495
You don't want to get a mess on your face with normal cow girl?