1.timestamp 2.tits or gtfo

>>690353475
Eat shit

>>690353475
I want to cum in your mouth holy fuck

keep the poop away from your peehole and don't get an infection

get yourself tested regularly for diseases and shit

Hey there, Magikarp.

Hi human toilet. 4chan here.

hi i want to fap to you pics, please upload some

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>>690354032
She obviously means she likes getting facefucked retards

>>690353475
Would cum on your face.

>>690354320
that doesn't make any fucking sense. toilets don't suck dicks

>>690354635
yeah they do. what fucking toilets you been using m8?

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>>690353794
Already have, more then once.

>>690353895
I bet.

>>690354312
HI! I will!

>>690354320
Um, a little of the other stuff too.

>>690354442
Thank you

>>690354635
True I guess, but I do.

>>690353475

why do you do it?

>>690353475
MOREEEEEE

>>690354981
your face looks like an a+ place for a guy to sit down on pantsless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

You can suck my dick

>>690354981
i would punch you so hard that you migt actually remember having a father, before he left you and your cracked mother in that shitty one room apartment.

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>>690354981
how much did you pay for your lips? also time-stamp or your just another faggot.

Serious question. Have you ever drank piss straight out of a dude dick? If yes, what was it like?

>>690354981
I wanna put my balls on your forehead while you tongue and suck my buthole.

>>690354981
I wanna make love to you on a cloudless night under the moonlight.

I would pee on you

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>>690355721

>>690353475
>>690354981
your lips make me hard post more thx

>>690354981
I want to timestamp all over your lies

>>690353475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAabeb0XxkU

I think we're getting trolled

You are gorgeous and you are making my dick hard. I want to fuck you into next year

Still hot tho.

>>690354981
POST FEET

I don't care if this is a dude hiding behind fake pics. Im insecure enough that I'm ok with that being the case, but please keep answering questions and posting pics.

>>690354981
Looks like Riley Reid if she got a shit lip job.

>>690354981
oh please. i want to fap, not to feel sorry. upload you tits please

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would you fuck me op?

>>690354981
I want to pee between those big fucking blowjob lips

What the hell happened to her? I'm a nig and even I somehow have smaller lips?! WTF

>>690354981
show us your pooper

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>>690353475
whats up cutie?

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>>690353475
Most women are human toilets. You're nothing special, OP.

>>690357865
Why does your torso look like it has an octopus face with Jay Leno's chin trying to escape your stomach?

>>690357865
You have a disgusting body and you should be ashamed for taking such a horrid picture that somehow mad muscles look like garbage.

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>>690357865
Goddamn, put a fucking shirt on. Your stomach is fucking disgusting!!

>>690358007
well... they're barely human

>>690358283
This is true. Often times, I don't think women ARE human. They possess no logic what so ever, they contribute nothing to society, and most of them actually think they matter when in actuality, THEY DON'T.

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>>690355367
It really is.

>>690355679
Zero dollars.

>>690355721
I guess you could describe it like that, yes I have.

>>690355735
Lol.

>>690355880
Okie dokie

>>690356232
I'm flattered

>>690356622
Thank goodness its actually me lmfao.

>>690357401
I bett

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>>690357865
nigga are you serious

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>>690354981
Damn, google is smooth ;)

>>690358485
Why do you eat shit, OP?

And do you have any pictures with you all dirty?

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>>690358485
tits or gtfo

>>690353475
Are you related to Angelina Jolie? You look like her.

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>>690358485
Hey op it's you! I knew I've seen you before! Show us your cock?

>>690358485
I'd eat the food out of your butt.
Where are you from?

>>690358978
looks nothing like op you faggot

If you're near chicago and clean enough I'll feed you cum tonight.

>>690358485
Show pics depicting sexual acts so I may masturbate.

https://youtu.be/IKnXsbXBJ6Q ,

>>690358485

Do you live in NJ and can I shit and piss in your mouth? Also kik or any contact, I think I'm in love

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>>690358616
Thats cute haha

>>690358640
What kind of dirty pictures, I'm not sure if I want to take anything very naughty atm.

>>690358818
Nope

>>690358844
WOW thats a big ol dick

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>>690359687
Nowhere near there

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>>690358485

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You remind of this chick called Zoey Jones

Pic related: it's her

>>690360020
Can you timestamp, please?

>>690360191

Honestly. This. I don't believe any of this bullshit.

>>690360020
>WOW thats a big ol dick
thats a big black cock sweety and its perfect for a cute white girl with giant dick sucking lips like you

>>690360020

Any kind of contact? You are perfect, I want to piss in your mouth and fuck your throat all day.

>>690360286
That's why I'm politely asking for a a timestamp.

>>690360020
How about tits and a kiss face?

>>690357865
lmao you should probably get rid of that disgusting stomach fat first

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THIS THREAD IS JUST A BUNCH OF DESPERATE FAGGOTS TRYING TO GET THIS ATTENTION WHORE'S NUMBER KYS

>>690353475
Hahaahha o love this b8. Huge lips, post the whole archive.

Why is everyone replying to this stupid shit?

>>690360020
show ass pls

>>690359193
Looks like you blind.

>>690360893
This thread is dead, what you talking bout

>>690360037
can you say DSL, Dick Sucking Lips! I need you to suck on your finger asap!

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>>690360691
It's not fat, but goddamn I've never seen someone with a musculature as freakish and bizarre as that. It's like he's got no aponeurosis of his obliques or linea alba.

>>690357865

what the fuck is that disgusting growth on your stomach? do you have a giant fucking tapeworm???

>>690353475
Sam?

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>>690360307
Lol jesus I dont think I could ever do it with a black guy if they are all that big, I would probably die.

>>690360341
I'm considering posting my kik but I'm scared I'm going to be spammed to all hell.


And all the guys talking shit about me I guess I could just not post anything? Would that make you happy?

Noooo please don't leave

I bet ur too gay to timestamp lol

>>690357865
oh my fucking sides

>>690361509
post something doing human toilet related, and I think that'll dispel the faggots.

You're so beautiful

Dubs for kik get

>>690361509

Confirmed bullshit. If you were willing to show your face, you would have no problem showing a timestamp.

>And all the guys talking shit about me I guess I could just not post anything? Would that make you happy?
And now that people are calling you out on it, you're trying to make up excuses to slink away.

>no timestamp

>>690361509

Should totally post it, I wanna talk to you! Marry me?

thread fake as fuck
those pictures are taken from ig or fb
dumbfucks

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Trap,wont show time stamp

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>>690362035
Samefag to the extreme, how about you don't hound them for a fucking timestamp? I've seen plenty of girls post on here and soc who turned out to be real that didn't post time stamp for whatever the reason was but even if this fucking chick isn't real we still want to see more pics and all you are doing is driving them off.

>>690362213
Post the username dumbfuck

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>>690362302

No, son.

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>>690362334
There is no username hes full of shit

>>690362462
>incognito tab and or clear cookies
>lmao nice try kid I aint samefagging

>>690362302
This one is a common troll. Look at the unreal huge lips. They are shooped.

>>690362562

Of course. Because everyone on 4chan who calls you out on being a retard has to be the same person.

>>690353475
Why are girls fucking up their lips? Bitches are so darn stupid!

>>690354312
Kys

>>690358141
some form of Roid belly i'm guessing

>>690353475
If those lips look like that wow, need to see pussy lips also please op. Hope they are half as sexy as these!

Hey! Wanting to ask if you can say some femdom humiliation shit in this thread?

Am I getting baited? She's fucking disgusting

>>690353475

Bitch, I want to piss on your face, use your tongue for toilet paper, and then nut in your butt with no condom.

Also, it seems unlikely these are pictures of you.

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Why is my dick so small?

>>690363041
Like what?

>>690363607
o shit

>>690363607
Insults Sph just straight up humiliation. So anything that you'd see as humiliation is good.

>>690363607
at least stamp if your not gonna show tits

>>690353475
post a pic of you making a duck face

girl I am dying to see some nudity. every pic you post is filling my cock with blood, now its throbbing and swinging around with each pump of my heartbeat

>>690363902

This is OP trying to satisfy his fetish after he failed to pose as a woman to do so initially

>>690353475
those lips look so fake

>>690360844
/thread

>>690355999
Nice dub trips

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>>690357865
I guess no other retard has seen this photo but me. That's called silicone injections

>>690358141
My sides

>>690364203
Not actually Op sorry Man, Just someone waiting for op to post nudes while browsing Doujinshis.

>>690364495
is she gone? or is it a he with bait?

Not a single timestamp and over 100 replies.

>>690364704
I have no idea where OP went, I was just trying to see if Op would do femdom shit for beat material.

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>>690361844
Oh you mean like this?

>>690363902
I don't know if I can think of anything, I'm not really a very mean person haha...

>>690364704
I'm still here

>>690365182
i am now piss-ready

>>690365182
what the fuck does doing the chubby bunny challenge have to do with a human toilet

>>690365182
duckface pls, OP

>>690365182
Rip my hopes of getting you to do femdom stuff. They crushed right before my eyes.

>>690365182
that works. I'm somewhat aroused now. So how did you get into the human toilet thing?

>>690365182
were waiting for you to post something dirty

>>690365182
Hey can we get tit pics or pussy pics?

I don't care about the rest of the thread, but are you satisfied doing whatever it is you do?

>>690365182
Please post more pics

>>690365182
Why not just put a toilet brush up your ass and be done with it?

>>690365182
Snapchat?

>>690365275
Cool.

>>690365357
Its not marshmellow.

>>690365374
I'm really sorry :( I just cant think of anything!

>>690365442
One of the guys I gave head to was into it and introduced me to it

>>690365643
I guess?

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hmm...

>>690365815
yeah it is marshmellow. prove me wrong faggot

>>690365815
If you think of any humiliation things to say i'll be here <3

>>690365942
>implying you wouldn't let a 10/10 rubber duckie come to life and furiously blow the unliving sperm out of your dick

I'm gonna use a face because replying properly is dumb.
But, if your satisfied in it, how do you get better at it.
Also how much do you like the weeknd
:/

>>690365815
Do you live in los Angeles?

>no time stamp anywhere

>everyone falling for this bait

>>690365815
Would you do piss bukakke?

>>690366171
Yes, actually

>>690365815
Would you want someone(me) to be your toilet?

>>690366299
Which part of LA?

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I'm deleting photos of my ex, save them 4chan.

>>690366403
compton nigga

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>people are actually falling for this bullshit

>>690366403
East
>>690366288
Maybe
>>690366328
Definitely ;)

>>690354981
>Already have, more then once.

Are you allergic to shit?

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>>690366328
That wasen't me, I will not post where I'm from, atleast not directly on here.

>>690366403

34th and Vine

>>690366550
I would..but do you Have a penis?

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

>>690365182
Do you like anal sex? What is it about being a human toilet that turns you on?

>>690366550
If you're real OP then post more pics.

>>690361509
please add me on kik Shizzle1979

MORE PICS!!!

>>690366608
Please don't pretend to be me

>>690366403
I live in East LA

Yea, I'm bored :/

>>690366793

This isn't me, please stop. And sorry, I don't live in East LA.

>>690366754
I don't use kik

>>690366671
Never done anal

>>690366445
Post more

Post pics to prove you're OP

>>690366550
In Long Beach area. Want to meet up?

Why worry about it, you don't live there :/

>>690366871
Why do you come on this thread just to ruin it? I'm going to stop posting pics.

>>690366793
Time stamp tits or fake

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>>690353475

What happened to your lips?

>>690353475
Am i the only one whose finds a resemblance with angelina jolie? If it wasnt for those lips i could had swore it was her

>>690366906
what turns you on the most? doesn't have to be a sexual turn on either... though you seemd to point the thread in that direction initially..

i love you OP you are beautiful, the thought of kinky toilet sex w you makes me diamonds

>>690367053
Post Pics it proves that you're real OP

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This thread is making me oddly aroused

fake thread for dummies

First off, you faggots seem to forget the golden rules. Secondly, you all sound like beta faggots trying to get this cum dumpster to talk about why "she" eats shit.
Are you queers more interested in conversation rather than seeing tits and pussy?

>>690365182
Time stamp retard.

Timestamp or you're a fraud

>>690367405
Based god beta king is finally here, thank god you finally arrived.

>>690367405

This thread is fake and shit and your attempt at being an alpha /b/tard is cringey.

>>690367405
Fuck off cis scum filthy fucking degenerate trying to be alpha

OP, how much dick would you suck if there was no limit.

>>690367405
I'm bored, I just want to talk to women, is that wrong? Besides, she's interesting. :/

>>690367405
dun da da duuhhhhh pure faggot fedora prime is here...

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>>690367780
Enjoy talking to a man that's pretending to be a woman.

>>690366608
You're from the Netherlands

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>>690367405

OP pleaz continue

>>690368062
I wasnt even talking to him/her. I'm just mad at you for trying too damn hard to be waito naito

>>690368236
No op, you can fuck off and kill yourself.

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>>690367053
That face is just yum and you stay in cali, but you dont use kik......alas it's 12:24 and I'm horny and falling for bait

>>690368559

Translation:
>I so desperately wanted her to be real. Please kill me.

>>690368557
I don't care if you're mad at me, op is clearly full of shit and all these faggots are eating it up.

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>>690366608
The only post that was mine is this one.

>>690366328
No...

>>690366647
Eaten poop I guess...

>>690366671
No. I just like pleasuring guys to the extreme and usually that involves letting them pee while I suck them.

>>690368818
That's exactly what I meant. You're absolutely right. How will I go through life without reading about some neckbeards roleplay fetish?

>>690369210
Based op

>>690369210
Hey can you just make a timestamp to ward off all the faggots, all you have to do is take a picture while holding a piece of paper saying /b/ and the time and date.

>>690366550
Hnnnggg more of those sexy fucking lips girl. I happened upon you in soc. Those lips have gotta make my dick cum.

>>690369210
whow you're even taking each picture in a different room! how nice of you
fuck off fag

>>690369210
Post timestamp you fucking bitch

>>690369210
Northeast Ohio?

>>690369210

Jesus Christ. No one believes you, dude.

>>690369533
>>690369926
>check file names
>wow these ones are numbered before her previous pics
>obviously shes fake lmao

>>690369210
So, would you host a bukkake piss party?

>>690370237
This, thread is full of retards who can't even read.

>>690370631
Of course.

>>690370237

Holy shit dude.

>>690369210
im a guy and you're pleasuring me with these pics but itd pleasure me to the extreme if i could see your asshole

>>690371305
If you still dont get it her first pics were recently taken, the last few ones shes posting are probably older ones on her phone or whatever

>>690371634

Either you're OP trying to salvage this thread or a naive and gullible dumbass.

>>690371937
I'm not op, dawg if you dont like this thread then just leave im trying to get my dick off to this bitch and your not helping.

>>690371518
Obviously never going to happen
>>690371634
> older ones on her phone
> on her phone
> her phone
> her
This is definitely a man.

>>690372058
you're*

>>690372058

Your parents never loved you

>>690372253
So what, i can be her daddy.

To Op, u look hot, pls reply to me

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>>690372528
>To Op, u look hot, pls reply to me

>>690372640
keked

>>690369210
>I just like pleasuring guys to the extreme and usually that involves letting them pee while I suck them.
Nuh dick

>>690372528
Oh my fucking god, fucking perfect! Even on /b/ you're begging for a response
>p-plz respond

>>690353475
Hey bighead.

Now I'm starting to remember why I took a break from 4chan... guess I don't have any mental disabilities (what you call a normie). I can smell the sweat and desperation through my fucking screen, Jesus Christ. Go out and talk to an actual girl and not fap to some fucking bait.

>>690369210
Im going to make you suck my cock, and then after I cum you're going to drink my piss to wash it down/fuckthisthread/micdrop...

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>>690358485
Gosh i want your lips around my cock!
Rate?

>>690374919

miserable failure/10

>>690375080
He might be that, but that is a nice dick

OP here, I was a boy all along! Trollolololz

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>>690374919
Its really big and nice...

>>690375428
Pics plz I wanna see ur fat dicc

>>690375576
are you human? wtf

>>690375576
holy fucking photoshopped

>>690375576
this is some uncanny valley shit.

>>690375741
Why does it's face look so fucking strange in this picture

>>690375576
Come on, answer. Netherlands or not?

>>690375576

Oh, thank god. You're still bullshitting us with this garbage.

>>690375576
Bit of a weird angle which is making your face look strange but still nice lips

>>690375975

You deserve to be baited, son

>>690367092
i guess i really am the only one kek

>>690375576
What the fuck is this

What are your thoughts on 5 inch uncircumcised white privileged diqs

>>690376231
I am well aware that OP might just as well be a fat neckbeard. Still, I'm curious whether she/he is from the Netherlands

Don't feel like starting a new thread, this girl who now goes to my highschool got my snapchat, she's 16 as of last month and a virgin. She's only like a 5/10 but she's 5' even and like 100 pounds. Do I smash or give up on it? She's slightly insane and would be a broken condom nightmare, but young pussy...

>>690377110
This thing is obviously from mars, look at that face.
>>690375576

>>690377135
She might claim rape man, watch out. Make sure to keep evidence it was consensual

>>690377135
Do it, don't be a faggot.


You'll have plenty of time for faggotry in jail.

>>690377135
Do it if you're under 18

>>690377621
Kek

>>690364408
My thoughts exactly.

Are you're armpits hairy op?
Pic to prove it

>>690377135
You moron always smash not pass make sure she always comes to you, never let her take any pictures, and deny it if it ever becomes a problem...

And condoms on a virgin with no proof just go raw any baby you deny because young

>>690373666
Satan you so mean.

>>690378170
Or just write a sequel to the bible and say it was a virgin birth.

Haha all these sad Virgin cunts scrambling to send a post just to speak to a girl (who tbqfh is more than likely to also be a sad virgin cunt) bunch of sad fuckers!!

>>690377788
>>690377591
I'm over 18 but the law in my state is 16 is legal to 20 something so I'd be okay, but it would be awesome. She gave me a blowjob awhile ago and it was top notch shit but I didn't Fuck her because we were in a public place. Still though, really considering it