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Honestly /b/, what is the amount of times you fap a day/week? I fap 1 or 2 times a day, is this weird?
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>>690350635
2 or 3 times a day.

No, once or twice doesn't strike me as weird.
On the other hand, I haven't actually discussed fapping with a lot of people.
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>>690351482
Exactly, i haven't talked to people so i have no idea.
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Once or twice a week. Sometimes less. I think I'm unusually not-horny.
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1 or 2 times a day too, but in the ends of the week... 2 or 3 a night
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>>690351730
I feel that
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I haven't really talked with anyone about fapping.

Usually about once to twice a week, sometimes less sometimes more depending on how horny I feel.
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>>690351671

>>690352028
Ayy I'm not alone
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31 years old

Still fap once a day pretty much exclusively to trap/tranny porn
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>>690351671
Same here on average, more lately 3 times a week. Gonna fap tonight though
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>>690350635
Get out of here you fucking casual faggot I must fap at least 8-10 times a day to suppress my sexual urges
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>>690350635
depends on what ive done that week, if ive been sober, once a day, maybe twice if i feel like it, if ive been on drugs (excluding weed), maybe once when im on it then not again the entire week even after ive sobered up, most drugs kill my sex drive/need to fap.
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around 3-6 times a day. Is this bad?
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>>690352616
Wouldn't say bad, who gives a fuck?
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>>690352422
Dubs, and lol
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>>690352842
I mean any health a effects of fapping this much
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i fap something like every other hour

i guess it's ten or twelve times a day
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>>690353095
Not thank i know of, i know fapping is healthy, especially for 'cleaning the pipes' but i don't know how regular it is supposed to be
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>>690350635
Fap 3 times a week and paid for it
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>>690353623
>>690353623
Fap at work? kek
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>>690353095
maybe less sperm production, but idk
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>>690353408
You must be a god at finding porn
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>>690350635
41 and fap 3 to 4 times a day still. 14 is personal in a day record; but involved Viagra.
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>>690352144
Yeah,its not that I don't like fapping, it just isn't on my mind all the time.

Also just not masturbating for like, a month is actually awesome, after like 2 weeks you don't think of it at all, made my mind clearer. Also when I did get back to fapping it felt amazing.
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>>690353885
i'm a fucking porn finding mastermind

i don't think there's anything i've ever set out to find i didn't find, although some stuff is rare

real mother son incest for instance has been an incredible challenge to find
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>>690354126
14? Damn anyone topping this?
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>>690354151
>>690354151
For sure, a determined boner is a dangerous thing
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>>690354126
ive been able to do 21 and a half one summer. Some faggot came to my door thats why its halg
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Alot less than I use too. Once a day maybe twice if the gf is a bitch. So usually twice a day. I remember jerking off until it just twitched and nothing came out.
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>>690354126
>14
Holy shit, dude. Viagra is one hell of a drug.

I've topped at 5.
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>>690350635
depends on your age. If you are over thirty that is ok
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>>690354473
>>690354126

Story or is it pretty stale? Did you just think 'I am gonna fap so fucking much today'?
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47 years old here, 6 times a week. The missus wants sex on Sunday
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>>690354497
it is actually possible to cum blood if you abuse your cock enough
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>>690354618
I think im at 3-5 too
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>>690354667
does she have nice tits
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>>690354497
Haha holy fuck hope you were/are okay
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>>690354667
nobody believes you are getting sex from your wife once a week faggot.
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>>690354667
One off, and nice
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>>690354642
18, so its weird?
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>>690354646
Nah not really. I just woke up one monday and started jerking it. I was actually looking up writing tips for kids and learned how to teach my nephew how to write properly. Then I thought wait if I hold my dick like a pencil and go up and down instead of old death shotgun grip maybe it would be enjoyable. It was amazing. I even thought my balls would be erasers.
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>>690354831
OK, I exaggerated. Still an exuse not to fap on Sundays.
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>>690350635
I'm the exact same
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>>690354968
Fucking kek
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Any time I shower and I shower twice a day soooo twice a day


One time I didn't for a week and fapped 5 times in a day
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>>690354473
>>690354618
>>690354287
if you don't have ID then the drug is crazy. Had an uncle who died and found a small stash of viagra. I was plastered drunk and took one, I was crazy hard for hours even after 5th fap.

Tried his cialisis too, was not as intense. The V is basically uncontrollable hardons. Almost to the point you cant rid of them.
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>>690355109
Ayyy
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>>690354679
I've cum blood but it was from seriously ramming the fuck out of my prostate
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>>690355306
Damn hah, enjoyable or a little scary?
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>>690355058
ok, I laughed way too hard at that.
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>>690350635
once a day recently. it fluctuates, i went like 5 times a day when i was a virgin. and up until last year i was completely celibate for 5 years. no girls no faps
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>>690355410
Hurt alot? What did you do?
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>>690351671
>>690352028
>>690352144
>>690354132

Femanons?
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Once a month
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>>690350635
1-3 times sex in a day and around 8 times fapping in a day. I might have a problem.
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I've talked to my friends about it. I usually just tell them 3-4 times a week out of shame, but its more so 6-7 times a week.
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>>690352384
Who this is?
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>>690355849
underrated post
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>>690355822
I'm too much of a pussy to get a real dildo so I use an improvised toy that is obviously way too hard, was up on my knees riding it one night and shot a bright pink load.

It didn't really hurt, there was some burning. The orgasm was fucking amazing
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At least 3 times a day.
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>>690355566
both. While fun it still felt almost like a chore after a certain point. Being throbbing super hard for 6 hours gets uncomfortable.
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>>690355942
How and why?
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>>690356207
6 hours? isnt it supposed to last like 4? or just exaggerating?
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>>690356049
I see no problem other than you need to get a better partner to meet your needs.
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Always when I wake up, usually at least once right before I go to bed, and I work from my vehicle as an overnight security guard at a dark, deserted site on the weekends, usually 3 or 4 times throughout my shift. Usually when I get home from work during the week, as well. I guess that averages out to 3-4 times a day
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>>690356204
Ma boy
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1 Fap= one orgasm?

If so about 6 a week
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all you guys are lucky, I can only do it once per day for some reason. like after I do it once I cant even get a boner for rest of day so fapping a second time is painful even if its hours later
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3-7 times a day.
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>>690356564
Ever been almost caught fapping? I delivered pizza to a security guard watching porn, didnt see him fapping though
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>>690350635
You're good.
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>>690356595
Yeah fair
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>>690356599
Maybe its for the best
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>>690350635
It's really weird that you fap that little
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>>690356599

Jesus Christ Faping once is just the warm up for me
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>>690356521
forget 6 hours, you can still feel it the next day. So much so that normal people start with 1/4th of a dose and still get what you need out of it.

It is fun to get hard as a piece of wood, you start slapping the furniture around and shit. It however messes up with your head big time. I don't recommend it if you don't have issues.
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>>690356729
Thanks fam
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>>690356932
Messes with your head? Care to elaborate?
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>>690350635
>I fap 1 or 2 times a day, is this weird?
Not for someone from >>>/d/.
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>>690356521
Again. I dont have Id. It might work that way - or intended to - on men who need it. I also don't know the dosage I took. Even after passing out, I still had morning wood that would plow through concrete. It was the most intense dick is diamonds boner I had since watching thai lady boys. 6hrs no joke, and I woke up super hard morning wood on top of it. too the point it was painful.

Remember this shit is made for guys who cant get it up. Im already a horny fucker as it is.
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I like to wait 2-3 weeks before jerking off because it makes me cum literal buckets

So yeah. I don't masturbate often
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>>690357168
You take the pill and your dick is harder than it has ever been, great right? So you do it again and again. Then you go to fuck a girl without the pill, how confident are you?

In the back of your mind you are going to be thinking about taking that fucking blue pill
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>>690357915
I'd rather have a hamburger every day than a steak twice a month
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>>690350635
No, that's pretty tame. If I have the chance I'll go 5-6 times a day and I'm middle aged.
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>>690358076
I like this
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>>690356599
Try drinking lots of water. Also, it helps if you're not out of shape
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>>690358076
It's a damn good steak though.

Still, i wouldn't argue... to each their own, ja?
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>>690358289

Impressive.

I'm 42, only have the urge a few times a week.
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>>690358076
And this is why Americans are so fat and unhealthy. Fucking Amerifats can't resist their temptations.
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I can also like only watch POV, it just feels like im getting fucked, not watching someone get fucked, i feel like a cuck otherwise.
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>>690358758
FUCK LOL
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>>690356711
Never been caught, but I've had to stop halfway through to deal with shit. Where I post up, anyone close enough to catch me would already be trespassing, and 80% of the time I already know if someone is on my site because I've covered most of the perimeter with motion sensors, after a news station did a story about the "abandoned eyesore" I cover and people started coming out thinking they'd strip copper or just break in for the hell of it. Dunno how I ever got by without the sensors before, it's a massive 14 story hotel project on a 35 acre property.
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>>690356357
Anti-depressants destroyed my sex drive
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>>690358758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTB7k1tVujA
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>>690357915
Holy shit fam, could you hook a /b/ro up with some more tracer pics?
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>>690356599
Lay off the sugar drink, eat better, find a fetish, and rest more. Also, get some exercise.
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>>690359034
On Zoloft for over a month, still fap 1-2 times a day
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At least 4-5 times a day, and I have a gf I live with. But we only fuck 1-2's a week.
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>>690359657
Do you fap if you dont fuck? or do you gamble and fap before gf gets home or whatever?
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In a good day, I can fap 3-10 times a day..
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>>690359097
maybe.

if i can find them..
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>>690352616
Very bad
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I used to do it 3 times but
Now 1 or 2 some things every day
I'm getting old
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>>690354287
Oh yeah, absolutely. Over 20+ in one day.
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>>690359928
WP
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>>690360209
Story? I think you won in this thread
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omg so im weird when it comes to this, like I can control the amount of times I want to jack off per day/week/month with no problem and before I couldn't do this. I think it might be because of my SSRI's and them killing my sex drive. However, I can still masturbate or get it up whenever I want. But sometimes I would go weeks with jacking off daily and stopping abruptly just to see if I can without problem, and sure enough...I can.

Anyone else like this??
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>>690353095
I think it takes a mental toll. 2-3 a day for me. I know for me at least it drastically reduces my self confidence.
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>>690360352
Went from 2015/10/28 to 2016/1/5 without fapping once. Wasn't really a big deal kinda just, stopped feeling like it.
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>>690350635
At least once a day unless i hot something special like went hiking, or other activuties that takes up a while day. Getting to fap twice now since its summer
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>>690359742
I fap first thing in the morning next to her in bed, sometimes if I wake her up right, I know she'll fuck. After we fuck, like an hour later I go back to our room and jerk it.
>>690360310
>16 years old back in the early 2000's
>house to myself, just installed limewire.
>literally nobody will be home until tomorrow.
>bottle of baby oil
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>>690361078
We live together and she doesn't work.
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8 - 15 a day.
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>>690351671

>>690355849
I'm trans if that counts? (Not on hrt yet tho)
>>690354132
Oh yeah I know. It's nice.
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Not enough 1
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>>690355849
im a femanon and fap literally two, sometimes three times a day. I masturbate, and an hour later usually I'm ready to go again

the weirdest things get me horny too, like a girl wearing a tight dress on tv or if I see a picture of an attractive looking man in a suit.

I've masturbated in every room in my house, except other's bedrooms, I've masturbated to almost every fetish and tried several on my own like peeing on myself, tying myself up, etc

I love hentai and discovering new porn. I use all the porn sites, porn iq porn md pornhub redtube xtube motherless that one that's just a blue background with yellow text

I love poooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn and masturbating

recently I bought my first bullet vibe and I love it. it doesn't go in the pussy, just on the lips and clit and it's yummy

actually I wanna go back and make a note, I pee on myself in the shower by leaning up on my shoulders and it's awesome I love it and get wet every time and have to masturbate after

I masturbate while browsing /pol/

I might masturbate right after this

I love pretending i'm a robot built by space aliens being taught how to have sex by hot Russian scientists

I downloaded several mp3 files of different types of people moaning in different language and I masturbate and rub my nipples while listen to them and imagine i'm having sex with them

now a days things don't even have to be remotely sexual for me to be turned on by them

I was playing with paperclips the other day in my kitchen as started linking pink and blue paperclips together, it got me so horny pretending it was me forcing girls and guys to have sex, linking several together at once, I actually had to masturbate

but, it's so weird because otherwise i'm a prude who hates showing skin as is embarrassed when people talk about sex in front of me
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>>690361397
Thats pretty hot, tits?
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>>690361875
no, too much of a prude

post your penis tho and I'll probably masturbate to it

if you do make sure to get your balls in their good, my favourite thing is imagining licking that little seam like line on the sack. I actually am super attracted to balls, more so than the penis itself I think
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At least 2 hours a day, more when I'm on vacation.. I can cum in 15 mins but I really like to let it build up... 1h30+ jack off session is not atypical. Im bi and whats weird is if I jack off to women, I might still be horny for cocks right after, so I do it twice back to back. My gay fantasies mostly involve dressing up and acting like a submissive whore, like the one I watch usually and servicing a real male.

Im fucked up sexually but I live well with it, If I could find a good feeder/top I guess I would just quit women for good and wank less.
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>>690350635
black naulo -0o9shu fuciign ruins it; go post yuro whore some where else
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>>690361397
Yo what's that snapchat though
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>>690350635
I fap too often for my liking. It's almost like complacent self rape at this point.
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>>690362777
Worst trips ive ever seen, wasted.
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>>690361397
>lying on the internet

fuck off roleplay faggot
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>>690362814
no snapchat. at least not one i'd swap pics on.

be more creative! invite me to omegle to chat masturbation tips. lemme know you can actually support my habit first
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>>690363071
>anonymous image board
>freedom to tell the truth

Oscar wilde and all that. fuck off, learn how to use the beautiful tool that has been given to you by that faggot moot
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>>690358806
Same here. Pov is just hotter in general.
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>>690351482
On the other hand.. is a great masturbation pun...
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>>690363208
Eye contact is key to cum buckets
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>>690363194
>Oscar wilde

yeah, a faggot would go to him.
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>>690363677
Butthurt Virgin
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>>690362950
Topkek
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>>690359034
anti depressants made me a fiend. I could fuck for hours without cumming. I would smoke a bowl and just got at it until my dick was sore. it was pretty neat. I felt like I was given a super power. Now off anti depressants, and I don't have sex or really fap. I don't think I will ever top that sexual peak in my life....which is sad, but not craving sex anymore is kind of a blessing because I spend all my time doing art and educating myself instead.
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>>690350635
1-4 times per month
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>>690350635
I fap once a day for an hour or two, thats enough for me.
I never understod those guys who faps 3-6 times a day
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>>690364929
Pics of art?
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>>690350635
1-5 times a day
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3 or 4 times a day my max is 8
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>>690365143
Currently away from my home :/ It's mostly pen and ink stuff. If you check out Davey Cadaver you will kinda understand my style. It's a bit morbid. I like drawing weird monster things, and psychedelic art, like mandalas/sacred geometry.
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1-2 also OP
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>>690365861
Love that shit
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>>690366467
Love you too anon! Happy fappin'
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>>690361397
the funny thing is that with all this you are still not half as horny as your average 17 year old boy
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>>690354399
kek
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>>690367634
if you can believe it, I'm less horny now than I was at 17
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>>690350635
Usually 2-3 shots at 2-3 times everyday. Matter of fact if I don't get to let out I turn into a duche. II'm usually the nicest guy in the world. Although if I don't let out a few or get some through out the day I'm a total dick
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>>690356932
>slapping the furniture around and shit
kek
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>>690353885
Because Google is hard to use? Jesus you're dense.
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>>690357915
5 shots my 1st time each fap session a day. Usually 8 or 9 if I wait a whole day or too. I turn into an ass hole if I don't get some or fap it out. Funny things I'm the most polite & most non sexual person you will meet. It's cause I get it out of my system when I wake & before I go to sleep
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>>690364801
Source please?
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Once a day.
After my second my dick hurts like dick every time i pop a boner.
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