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My girl is passed out. (Not under the influence). What do I do?
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My girl is passed out. (Not under the influence). What do I do?
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>>690348230
take pictures of her soles nigger
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Write her a poem about how beautiful she is when she is asleep
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Uh... nothing
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>>690348230
lick her asshole
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>>690348230
lets see her face
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Okay. I'll let her sleep. GN anons
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>>690348230
show her tits. if not spread pussy
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>>690348230
See legs
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Cut off all her blonde hair.
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>>690348230
Timestamp faggot
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>>690348539
Not letting the flash hit her face. Here's a recent one.
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>>690348230
Show me her tits
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>>690348230
See part of face
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come on op lick her asshole before she wakes up
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>>690348758
Not perfect, but I like them.
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Make sure she's comfortable and let her get a good night's sleep.
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>>690349075
If dubs do this
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>>690348230
post webm of you eatting her pusssyyyyyy. Tongue deep.
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>>690349068
I like them too keep going
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>>690348230
Pop that white head. That fucker is ready.
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>>690349386
kek
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>>690349075
roll for this
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>>690348230
Gently wake her up and explain to her you're a piece of shit, that she can do so much better, and tell her never to call you again. Once she leaves, delete her from your phone.
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>>690349300

Under cover shot.
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>>690349646
It's been 4 years. She would have known by now!
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>>690348917
roll for this
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>>690349300
Here anon
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>>690349695
She seems pretty hot. Try to reveal as much as you can.
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>>690349695
Get finger wet and ram it in her ass
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>>690350148
Very nice... more! Sleeping tits?
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>>690350148
show her asshole
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>>690348230

stab your dick with a rusty nail
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>>690348230
Cum in her hair
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>>690350506
Not risking much more. But here.
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>>690351058
See if you can get her to turn over, softly. Then take out the camera after.
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>>690348230
Place her into the recovery position and check for obstructions in the airway.
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>>690350422
:)
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>>690349068
they look very nice, post more
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>>690351058
>a fucking nigger


might as well take of pic of you resting your dick on her
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>>690351397
Awesome more!
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>>690351397
Nice shot m8 keep going
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Anyone else have a girl to post up?
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>>690351397
is she wet up front? rub her
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>>690352197
50/50. Being half asleep doesn't help.
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>>690352687
spread her lips!
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>>690352687
Would eat/10
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>>690352687
these are prime! can we get a full body, minus the face obviously the flash
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>>690352687
so edible
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>>690353792
She won't roll over! Frustrating.
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>>690355083
Damn, we gotta see that pussy spread. Try to get her legs open.
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>>690355083
Please get pictures of her soles!
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stick your dick in her ill give you 100$ dollars american
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Show is more pussy, fuck that 2 day stub is so hot OP MOAR
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Show face and feets
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>>690355492
OP>>690355083
Give me your email i promise i will
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squeeze those zits on her back
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do it pu551
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>>690355700
dubs have spoken!
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She's being difficult. This is what I can get.
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>>690356701
dick! I am the dubs!
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that is a pretty pussy
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>>690356701
spread her pussy lips!
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>>690356701
Nice! Do this: >>690357143
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nice fucking pussy mhmmm
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>>690351058
spread her cheeks more, want a better shot of that poochute
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>>690357468
This
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does she have a vibrator? use it on her on te lowest setting if she does.
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>>690357468
Do this!
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Leave her
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>>690357842
She does. But it's late. A phone In one hand and a vibrator in another would be suspicious.
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>>690356701
>>690357143
this
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>>690348230
Pop that pimple
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jerk off and cum on her
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>>690357468
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Kill yourself
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>>690358441
That is one flat ass
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>>690358441
OP, do this >>690357143
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>>690349075
Roll
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>>690358441
Use the vibrator OP
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>>690358441
her holes are perfect
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THANKS OP! look at her hairy asshole fucking hell
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>>690358441
best OP ever
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>>690358673
virgin spotted
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>>690358521
It's the angle. She has a decent ass.
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>>690358594
Thanks anon. Here. Got a good one.
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>>690358883

Spread pussy lips OP she seems wet
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>>690359620
i wouldn't be able to resist licking her asshole
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>>690359620
Great ass. Keep spreading her. Let's see more pussy.
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>>690359620
spread her pussy OP
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sharpie in pooper?
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>>690359785
>>690359730
Risky!
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>>690360065
yum!
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>>690360065
Mmmmmm nice. Spread her pussy lips. We wanna see if she's getting wet.
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>>690359620
I want to lick her asshole soo bad
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>>690360065
Now is when u either add lube (actual or just lots of spit) and then go for it... pussy is allot better if no proper lube is at hand
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>>690360761
Damn, keep trying though. I believe in you!
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>>690348230
Not much since she's passed out from exhaustion if it's not drugs or alcohol and she'd probably wake up pissed
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i'd rub her clit, try to make her cum in her sleep
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>>690361275
WTF fantasy do you live in? Lol
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spread her pussy lips OP
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>>690361275
i've actually given my gf an orgasm in her sleep. it can happen. she's a deep sleeper.
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About to go to sleep. Enjoy. Give me a few more requests.
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>>690362209
spread her pussy OP
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>>690361834
Normally if that happens, she wakes me up horney AF.
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>>690362209
spread her pussy lips if you can
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>>690362209
cum on her
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>>690362209
few more asshole shots
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>>690362209

>>690362289
>>690362389
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>>690362209
spread her pussy
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Cum on her pussy
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>>690362375
Got any vid por PICs?
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>>690362389
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Am I the only one here that thinks she is fucking filth? tell her too learn how too shave those ass hairs make me sick.
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>>690362703
Nothing yet. We've talked about using my GoPro for a video.
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>>690362768
So hot. More like this. Both sides if you can
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fingr in boss
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>>690348230
Wait till she wakes up boi
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>>690362834
Ass hairs are normal. Especially after being together for nearly 4 years.
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>>690362929
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>>690348230
Put cock on forehead. Timestamp with tits. Do it, faggot.
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>>690363116
Just because you are together for a long time doesn't mean your girl has too be a filthy whore, she obviously shaves so why not do it properly?
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>>690363388
I'm flaccid from drinking. How about I flip you off "faggot".
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>>690363630
Can you show her face? Or more of her full body?
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>>690362209
How is Tina doing, anon?
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>>690363550
Not sure about you anon, but I find shaving my own asshole smooth a challenge.
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feet please
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OP delivered tonight
one more good shot with as much as you can get in it
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>>690363630
>>690363771
Who's Tina?
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>>690363630
Willing to show her face before you leave?
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>>690363630
Are you a nigger or a fine upstanding black man?
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>>690348230
2 choices
>leave her alone
>go for it

The choice Is yours
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ITT: OP rapes female and /b/ revels
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>>690363826
Too hard to get. Sorry anon. Maybe toMorrow night.
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She's fat, fuck her while she is sleeping and then dump her. Find a skinnier girl. Wait till the skinnier girl passed out and post pics of her.
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>>690364016
I'm white. But after a 14hr shift and a few beers, I'm questioning my skin color.
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>>690364438
Nice b8
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>>690364438
125lbs is fat?
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>>690364633
/r/ing tits and face (or full body if you don't want to show face)
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>>690364633
She seems cute. Let's see this >>690364883
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>>690364879
Depending on height.. what if she's 4'6..
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Your cock on her body
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>>690365144
Nice.
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>>690364438
>she's fat
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>>690365144
Do it op do it for the dubs
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>>690364633
This
>>690364883
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>>690365377
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>>690365144
>>690365377
>>690365544
You can't stop the dubs
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>>690365544
>>690365544
So much dubs
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>>690365544
Dear God...
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Final post for tonight. Since she's "fat".
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>>690365693
Dick on her now OP I am dubsman
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>>690365693

skinny fat, needs to tone that shit
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>>690365693
She's absolutly not fat
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>>690365693
Noooooo. Don't worry about anyone who say's she's fat. Their obviously wrong.
We would still love to see more of her. I think she's sexy, and these pics are great.
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