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Found this little fucker outside crying. Not keeping it or giving
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Found this little fucker outside crying. Not keeping it or giving it to shelter.
Trips decides its execution
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op is a faggot
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>>690341041
Kill it via old age
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>>690341041
Eaten alive
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Space Program
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>>690341041
How about instead of killing a defenseless animal, you kill yourself.
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maybe you can take all the bad shit that happened in your life and turn it around tonight, and do something good and raise him as your own. a chance to start over and have something better. having a cat really lowered my stress and blood pressure, and i just feel better all around. idk just try it.
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>>690341041
Why execute it when you could sell it and make some money?
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>>690341041
Reporting to IC3. Lurking
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>>690341248
roll
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>>690341220
Roll I like this one
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>>690341041
Up the pooper
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>>690341220
rolling for this
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>>690341248
rr
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kill yourself first
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viking funeral
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kill yourself instead
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>>690341041
jump in front of a train while holding it
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>>690341041
Cut it's head off like ISIS would do.
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>>690341041
Kill it by shooting a bullet through your own head, and have it on the other side.
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>>690341041
hire a hooker to come over and step on it barefoot, or in heels. dealers choice.

trips get.
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>>690341041
>>690341358
also reporting. animal cruelty is a crime
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kill yourself op
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You are a total faggot if you harm that kitten.
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>>690341041
Sell it for moneys
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>>690341335
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burned at the stake. salem witch style
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>>690341220

Rolling for old age
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kill youself first m8
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Microwave it and post pics
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>>690341041
Cum to death
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Jam it up your ass
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>>690341041
dies from a full happy life
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>>690341220
Roll
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OP fucking faggot you will raise it and you will name it Bob
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>>690341486
Rolling for this.
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burn it
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trips beat the power of op.

you raise the cat to be your companion for life
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>>690341486
reroll
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>>690341559
roll
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Retards. This thread is old.
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>>690341342
Yeah, why not? Easy money & you don't have to deal with animal cruelty charges if someone finds out.
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>>690341220
thiss
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Death by heat!
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get a flower vase, oil the inside sides so that it will fail when trying to excape, and then just put shot ton of acidic stuff like clorox or vinegar, put the fucker inside, duck tape the vase openning and make only one hole, ONE, pencil size and then let it sit for 2 days
>Rolling
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>>690341041
Give it to your best friend and name it gift
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jump off a building while holding it
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>>690341664
so close :(
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>>690341248
rolling
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>>690341220
roll
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Raise it
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>>690341041
Take it to a shelter you asshat
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>>690341738
rolling
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fire
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>>690341704
you're a faggot
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>>690341220
Allow it to kill you, you sick fuck.
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Animal cruelty is not a fucking joke.
This is getting reported.
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>>690341335
gtfo newfag
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>>690341749
rerolling for this
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>>690341738
Rolling again
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Eat it
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>>690341248
make it rollll
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>>690341425
Roll
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>>690341041
Let it go
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Once again this thread was posted earlier to name the kitten.
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Pet-ed
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firecracker suicide vest
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>>690341220
Roll
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>>690341566

roll
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>>690341738
Rol ling
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Get a bucket, or something similar and fill it with bleach, then put it head first into it for 2 seconds , and post results.
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Use your spine to strangle it
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>>690341220
This
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>>690341358
fucking summerfags
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>>690341041
raise it right. your parents didnt.
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Death by bleach
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>>690341220
Rawl
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ITT: we save a kitten
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>>690341220
Re roll
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>>690341334
one if not THE most beautiful post i've seen in this cunt hole place.
well done
>gif for OP
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>>690341738
They see me rollin'
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Trip 9s cut head off
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>>690341738
do it
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Keep it, love it. It will die of old age
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>>690341950
re roll
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Death by fork
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>>690341248
rolll
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>>690341041

>Get noose
>Hang self
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>>690341041
Give him to a shelter and cut your own wrists.
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>>690341220 rolllllllllllll
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Suffocate via anal insertion.
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shit on it
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>>690342021
ITT: Newfag thinks he can stop OP by posting " kill yourself " on 4chan
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>>690341738
rrrrol
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>>690341041
rerolling
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Give it a long and loved life
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Kill yourself
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>>690341248
This
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love it until it dies of natural causes
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Kill yourself instead you slimy fuck.
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>>690341950
this lol
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>>690342153
Jesus Christ
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>>690341738
no trips?
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>>690342153
Roll
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>>690341041
MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE MICROWAVE
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>>690342061
Reroll
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By old age
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kill yourself instead faggot
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>>690342110
>>690341334
holy fuck....twice
amazing!
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>>690341220
:3
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>>690341738
fuck me rolling
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>>690342239
>>>690342061 (You)
>Reroll
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>>690341041
I've killed hundreds of cats (strays, ferals, some were pets).

I HAVE NEVER killed a kitten though.

ROLLING For Space Program
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>>690341041
OP won't kill it, he's just using that as bait for his thread. Rolling for killing yourself instead and giving everything you own to the kitten, faggot.
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>>690341041
Let it go to a shelter and fucking kill yourself post results
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You stupid piece of shit Fucking faggot nigger cunt
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>>690342175
roll
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Crushing
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>>690342238
Roll
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SAVE KITTY PLS
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OLD AGE
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OP you need to be beaten and sodomized repeatedly over a weeklong period you sick fuck
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eat it
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>>690341334
/thread
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>>690342153
Lost.
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Kill him by putting him back outside and let the elements take care of him.
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>>690341334
>defenseless
>has claws
how edgy do you think you are here in/can watch the edgiest of shit/can't see a animal die
>you probably loved jurassic park you monster
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>>690342378
ss
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>>690341220
Rolling for this.
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>>690342367
>>690341041
Rerolling
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>>690341447
roll
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Drop from the tallest building in your town/city; take video
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sharpie in pooper
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>>690342153
Kek
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>>690342445
>>690342443
you guys are useless
also kill it via aging
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Throw it out the car window and make it hit another car's windshield
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>>690342153
>>690341248
One of these two
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Burn it alive.
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>>690342443
>>690342445
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Give it to an animal shelter, then noose yourself.
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>>690342443
rerolling: Let it go
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give to shelter
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>>690341041
rerollingg
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>>690342490
This but record from top of building and at bottom
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>>690342277
Czeched
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>>690341738
op said he aint doing the shitty "don't kill it" rolls, rolling for dis
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>>690341041
You harm the little fucker and your entire family dies in a horrific car accident
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op is too much of a faggot to kill it. it's probably the only other living thing he's touched since mom.
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>>690341447
roll aga
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>>690341220
This and also kill yourself OP
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>>690342238
1 minute in microwave
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Space program video
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reported

>inb4 summerfags

This isn't the first time we've gotten one of these faggots arrested newfags
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microwave
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>>690342556
Owwww the irony
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>>690342548
Rolling for this.
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Curb stomp
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>>690342490
Roll
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i move that we free this little cat from OP´s tyranny and name it "Moot"
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Suffocate it inside your asshole
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>>690341041
Don't you even dare to hurt that poor animal or i will kill you!
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kill it with love
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>>690341041

Too young to be on its own. Needs milk fed to it via dropper. Go to the local pet store and get kitten milk. Do this NOW.
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>>690341738
trips
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Put it up your ass
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>>690342588
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>>690342567
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SHARPIE IN POOPER SHARPIE IN POOPER
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>>690342557
Rolling
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>>690342613
Kek
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Hard fast hemmer to skull.
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>>690342665
so close
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>>690341041
adopt and love it for the rest of its natural life
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fire
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>>690341738
trips i said
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Suck it up a vacuum cleaner.
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>>690342070
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>>690342644
>arrested newfags
punctuate!
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>>690342392
kek the newfags are crying hard
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butter knife the arms off, then head
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>>690342627
Roll
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kill yourself
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>>690341041
Shelter and go kill yourself
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SPACE PROGRAM
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>>690342238

Glorious roll

also

PRAISE KEK
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>>690342692
See
>>690342153
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Taking a roll
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>Going this long without trips.

You're all faggots. Anyway, OP, burn it alive.
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>>690342799
ree
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>>690341220
roll
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>>690342806
reroll
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>>690342816
this
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DHARPIE IN POOPERRRRR LETS GOOOPO FUCK THE LITTLE HAIRNUGGET IN ITS BLEEDING ASSHOLE
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>>690341335
This please
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shoot yourself in the head. since nobody cares about you I will assume you live alone, and rarely have visitors. that way the cat can feed on your decaying body.
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blender
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Choke on it
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>>690341220
Roll
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>>690341041
Rolling for microwave.
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Throw it at a wall as hard as you can
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>>690341041
Bring it to the humane society and then hang yourself you piece of shit.
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>>690341220
ROLLIN
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Kill yourself and write the cat as your sole benefactor in your will
CHECK EM
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Get a crayon and stuff it up its ass
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Reroll
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Break it's legs with a pair of scissors, then let it bleed out.
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>>690341220
HERE
WE
GO
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>>690342733
hit it with cloth edger?
twat
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>>690342883
REEEEEEEEEEEEROLL
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hang yourself you faggot
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>>690342627
Rolo
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>>690341426
Roll
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burn the thing
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poop on it
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>>690341220
Roll
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make a paper hat for it and put it on his head
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blender
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>>690341738
This
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>>690342816
this
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>>690342799
>arms
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end your life first
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BURN IT!
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>>690342961
aristocats, I like it
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Yell at it until it dies
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tie it to balloons and let it be one with the sky
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Fry it up and then eat it. Save it's little bones and make them into a necklace.
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>>690341220
Reroll
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>>690341041
Stomp on it.
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>>690342238
Y'all suck
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Keep and love and become cat bros and ascend to valhalla when you die and the cat bro will be waiting to ride you into battle in ragnarok
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In your arms from old age after you two share life together and it changes your outlook and makes you a better person.
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>>690343013
She's a witch! Burn her!!
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>>690342238
Rolling
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bleach
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Put in a box in front of local supermarket and walk away
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Microwave
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>>690341041
eat it
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slap it to death with erect penis
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>told god to check my quads

give the kitten to a SHELTER
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>>690343074
>Anonymous 06/18/16(Sat)23:18:14 No.690342883 ▶>>690343002
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Make a crown for it and make it king.

Mate it with others and keep them, making a royal family.

Then jump off a bridge you sociopath.
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>>690341041

If trips, then you are to call the nearest vet and take it there in the condition you found it in.

Also, if trips, there is a god and he will smite you and send you down to eternal suffering if you hurt that kitten.

p.s OP is a faggot.
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Stick it in your ass until it suffocates
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Anal fuck it.
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old age
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Just let the poor damn thing be. Give it away or some shit.
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>>690341664
he literally said he wasn't going to and you think wasting trips would change that? my god these newfags are crazy desperate

anyways, put it in a blender if trips
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Let kitty claw your eyes out.

After you are permanently blind, accidentally step on kitty on 22 December 2022 at 2222.
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Bansai Kitten
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>>690343183
>Microwave
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Give all your love and care for the kitty, and let it die of old age.
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Kill it by becoming a ghost and possessing it.
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fuck it to
death
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Fuck it on ass
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Failed space-program.
Attach firecrackers for midair self destruct.
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