I wish this wish never came true.

Penis.

Op has to drink his own urine once a day

>>690341081
Wish becomes a reality. You never notice.

>>690341081
it didn't but that did

I wish OP would be straight.

>>690341174
Water to wine.
Piss to wine.
All op does is whine

>>690341234
OP can no longer move any limbs from a locked, prone position.

>>690341117
You die of dysentry
>>690341174
You have to gargle it first and spit it in his mouth momma-bird style

I wish my own monkey paw with unlimited wishes.

>>690341234
Dick has no curve. Takes it up the ass several times.

I would nickles and dimes would rain from the sky

1. I wish for unlimited wishes that actually get granted when I make them without anything interfering with their creation or happening.
2. i wish any wish below this one and this one to not have any twists
3. I wish for any wish above this one and this wish to not have any twists
4. I wish for these wishes to be irreversible.

>>690341385
Has the Might Faggot Overlord OP, you cant do this shit

>>690341370
capitalist paw granted
>unlimited wishes
>each costs $19.99 plus S&H

I wish Texas still belonged to Mexico.

>>690341370
You have to go through government licensing to be able to use the monkey paw
>>690341377
Inflation destroys the U.S. economy

>>690341377
Everywhere run jews with turned down umbrellas.

>>690341385
But you become a nigger.

>>690341588
You have to take everyone currently in it with you

>>690341588
You're texan.

>>690341588
granted. Tex-Mex cuisine now a complete monopoly of Mexican government.

I wish everyone would become one race.

>>690341512
Yes I can. Maybe not by your rules but it would in theory work.
>>690341627
Rule 2 and 3

>>690341719
NO!

>>690341760
namely niggers

>>690341760
We all become midget niggers.

>>690341697
I actually am.

>>690341760
Without genetic diversity, two generations from now everyone has moderate to severe down syndrome

>>690341760
We're all White.
>privilege no longer exists.

>>690341768
You still become a nigger.

>>690341385
Yeah except your first wish gets twisted. Into you having AIDS for being a faggot.

>>690341768
Fuck you, Im OP, the mighty faggot, I declare a duel

>>690341760
Ugly people like yourself would become the next nigger

>>690341882
You see the curse really works.

I wish movie theaters sold crab legs

>>690342044
Canned Crab Legs

I wish that all twists are able to bypass any wishes that attempt to block twists.

>>690341992
I wish Op wins this duel

>>690342044
they're raw.

>>690341377
You're killed by them.

>>690342044
granted...talkies were never invented.

>>690342137
only in other dimensions. Still would need additional pylons.

>>690342029
Kek

>>690342044
They're massively overpriced.

>>690342044
54.99

I wish I had the pencil from The Lost Room that made a penny appear every time you tapped it

This is the hundred dollar guy again, please no more 7 year olds

>>690341992
Are you mad that I broke your game? You can't twist the wish itself, you can only add a twist to the wish, not twist the wish itself.
>>690342139
My wishes are still in place, you have nothing to fear.

>>690341768
First One of US to guess their last post number, Wins the duel, 6

>>690342340
3

>>690340921
I wish all wishes to no longer come true

>>690342371
Even if I lose, my wishes will still be in place, 9

>>690342371
The number after 3

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A dream is a wish your heart makes.

>>690342496
Irreversible wishes wish. I can still make wishes.

>>690342504
Fuck you, 3

>>690342336
A seven year old falls onto your head naked crotch first every time you tap the pencil.

I wish that the Amish would rise up and take back America

I wish people would stop acting like 10 year old faggots and contribute in the spirit of the thread.

>>690341385
I wish you died before making this faggoty gay wish

>you were dead and couldn't make the wish
>the game continues as normal
>your dead, can't affect my wish
>your dead, can't apply consequence
>your dead, can't argue

>>690342532
Number 5

>>690342622
Irreversible wish wish.

>>690342582
The number after 4

If 5 wish thread becomes curse thread. Cast curses on poster under you. Dubs repell curses

>>690342336
They appear in your scrotum. Also every time a naked 7 year old girls flashes in front ou you and kicks you in your balls.

I wish Tenga Deep Throat cups were free and re-usable

>>690342673
The jews steal them.

>>690342697
They're not reversing the wish.
They're reversing you.

>>690342611
you're stuck on 4chan...

>>690342697
You died before making that wish

>>690342736
Number 8

I wish to get a 5

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>>690342622
>paradoxing this hard

I wish I had a sandwich

I wish to drop kick pandoras box right fucking open.

>>690342928
It's a poop sandwich.

>>690342928
Made with Tuna > In Oil

>>690342928
Zombie turkey and its a little dry.

>>690342851
>>690342866
In turn reversing the wish, which falls under reversing the wish, I also wished for nothing interfering with the wishes from happening, I'm immune from all angles.

>>690342986
Hope escapes

>>690342611
Dubs confirm

>>690342928
Reverse manwich. Turns you female.

>>690342986
Has nothing in it

>>690342673
your AC, fridge, and other cooling devices break. You live in Buglapur.

>>690342603
Because they have only horse carriages this takes 500 years.

I wish I was a respectable black man

>>690342928
It tastes just like shit.

>>690343046
I didnt reverse the wish, I removed you

>>690342928
Your mom dies of a freak heart attack and the last words you ever said to her were "Mom if you don't give me that fucking sandwhich I swear to god I'll kill myself"

>>690342846
They're public and you have to share them.

>>690343046
You sound like a DeviantArt RPer.
I would know.
I was one once.
I can recognize one of my own.

>>690343206
But by doing so,you kept the wish from happening, which my wish prevents.

I wish I have dubs.

>>690343046
Random motherfucker stabs you in the ass from all angles.
>No buttplug
Fucking liar

>>690343137
>respectable
>black

pick one

granted...you are Obama...

I wish every cartoon character came to life and terrorized humanity.

>>690343273
I have never been on deviantart.

>>690342915
I wish you weren't such a faggot and just played the game like everyone else

>>690343137
You are the victim of institutional racism.

I wish I was white, rich, and good-looking with a great personality and big dick

>>690343338
>Obama
>Black
>Pick one
no u

>>690342532
Im gonna kill you

2

>>690343404
I did, I beat the game, games are meant to be won

>>690343360
Your personal torturer is Sonic.

>>690343378
Sure you haven't.
I believe you.

>>690343502
I OP THE MIGHTY FAGGOT WIN THE DUEL

>>690343502
Win...rar?

>>690343472
and cancer

>>690343620
Someone give that man a blowjob!

>>690343360
PC fucks advocate for cartoon rights, laws pass through Congress making it illegal to fight back or discriminate against cartoons

>>690343293
But you never made the "he he can't touch me I am le master" cause you were dead.

Since you didn't make the wish, it WOULD BE reversible if you ever made it.

>>690343472
Sjws torment you constantly and get you arrested for being white.

I wish I wasn't gay

I wish I knew how to successfully manipulate people.
Haven't wished in a while.

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what OP >>69034502 did to
other nigger >>690342532

>>690343915
you're in traps

>>690343404
I'm not even the guy arguing with you I've just been guessing numbers and posting questions and twists for fun lol

but to be fair he DID say no interfering with his wishes and killing him WOULD do that

on the other hand he's a faggot so really god has abandoned us

>>690343528
No you fucking sperg, that's wrong, games are meant to be played

>>690343915
Get a girlfriend who pegs you in the ass.

I wish I could take a shit right now

I wish I could crawl inside your head and eat my way out.

>>690343922
You have no real friends.

I give the best oral.

I wish airsoft the sperg sport was never thought of or invented

>>690343502
>>690343502
Lol I'm not OP or the wish faggot just guessed "the number after 3" for fun

>>690343799
It really all comes down to who makes the wish first.

>>690344058
> Shit full of peanuts and corn

>>690344152
You.
>>690343756
>>690343620
Go here

>>690340921

I wish the wishes of all other anons above me get their twisted wishes

>>690344058
You are unable to leave the toilet.

>>690344058
You have eaten chili last dinner.

>>690344058
Volcano shit. Spicy torrent of chunky diarrhea

>>690344294
Hahahahaha

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>>690344196
I still killed that faggot and won the duel

>>690343799
1. I wish for unlimited wishes that actually get granted when I make them without anything interfering with their creation or happening.
2. i wish any wish below this one and this one to not have any twists
3. I wish for any wish above this one and this wish to not have any twists
4. I wish for these wishes to be irreversible.
5. I wish that wishes that prevent these wishes from happening in the first place are null and void.

I wish I could fire bend as if I was a fire bender

>>690341385
1. I wish for the same exact thing.
2. I wish all wishes like these and anything trying to accomplish anything remotely similar to be null and void in any and all future threads, since you only said above and below and nothing of future threads
3. I wish for this wish to be immune to every and any thing trying to invalidate it.
4. I wish you'd quit being a faggot
5. I wish you barred from any and all future threads under penalty of immense faggoty

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I wish to have a spooky and cool skeleton guardian to spook everyone except me.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I wish these two would get married.
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

>>690344295
You experience every twist

I wish I could know the truth about any situation at anytime

>>690344603
Too late.

>>690344421
ok dude good for you just know that the ones that said "the number after" were me and I wasn't the one arguing with you. The other guy was being a faggot tho so good job

>>690344603
Your ass magnatizes big black nigger cock

>>690344573
I wish people would ignore this guy.
What's he gonna do?

>>690344714
Only works in drama.
Clueless whenever not in drama.

>>690344573
oh my god this guy again

>>690344574
Your mother is lost ,your father hates you and you're inferior comparing to your sister.

I wish my family loved me.

I wish the all still existed

>>690344714
The truth is found to be a lie

>>690344889
Hey man. Leave his vagina outa this.

>>690344898
your dad loves you a bit too much

>>690344898
They love you incestuously.