>>690335355
you don't have to actually drink at a stripclub + tip the dancer.

>>690335640
lmao dis niga

Go get sushi and go see a movie and maybe go to a park or some shit like that

>>690335355
The theater

>>690335355
Netflix and chill nigga.
It's 2016.
Live with your parents.
Save money by watching netflix
Save money on condoms by fucking her in the butt and never calling back.

>>690335355
Make dinner together, she'll love it.

I'm a female (20, non drinker) and I would love dinner at a not too expensive but still nice place, then maybe get ice cream and walk around..sounds kinda lame but trust me, it will mean a lot to her and shows you arnt just trying to immediately fuck

Something unique and memorable. Find out whats going on in your city that weekend. Museum night, concert in the park etc.

I'd just get her drunk and stoned... Don't be a bitch.

>>690336337
sharpie in pooper

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>>690335355
Hire a clown to shit on a cake.
She'll never forget you.

>>690336337
How bout a mister whippy on my dick

I feel like it'd be better to explain my situation.

> Be me, a 20 year old engineering student
> Start going to a new church (not actually a Christian yet)
> Meet this girl we're currently talking about.
> We're both 20
> We start talking and shit
> Fast forward and she ends up giving me a tylenol during the exam period
> Jokingly ask how I can repay her
> Smoothly ask her out to the movies for the tylenol she's given me
> I end up cancelling the date because fucking DOUCHEBAG PROF reschedules an exam to the day of the date
> I ask her out again in a few days, but she says she's busy preparing for a trip.
> She comes back in July. We've talked on facebook a few times.
> Also, she and I are going on a church trip in August
Tbh, I don't really know how to ask her out again. Plz help /b/

Holy shit, thanks for all the replies guys

>>690335355
Sex club. Or porno theater.

art museum

>>690336337
Thanks man. That sounds wonderful, but kind of puzzled on how I should ask her out again (I had to cancel a date in the past)

>>690336759
That Tylenol must have been some hefty shit

>>690336035
sushi? u think im a millinaire nigger?

>>690336759
If you do not when you may, you shall not when you will.
--Thomas D'Urfey, Pills to Purge Melancholy

>>690336982

lmao we were both joking about the whole "repaying her for the tylenol"

>>690337129

Dude it was a fucking final to a calculus exam

>>690336759
I can smell the pussy worship on this one.

>>690335355
>Where would /b/ go on his first date?

Find a galley or art museum opening and see the art there, mingle with people. Then maybe get dinner together without alcohol if she doesn't drink

Another good choice is a botanical garden or a museum which has a botanical or flower garden.

Find someplace close by that has a light lunch and tea, that kind of thing. Keep it light and enjoyable.

Do not frighten your prey.

>>690337216
Mr D'Urfey did not know about the calculus. He did know about women, however.

>>690336950
>female
>thanks man

>>690337054
If you can't afford sushi, you don't need to be repopulating. Kys

>>690337155
Damn, that sounds lame.
1. Strike with club.
2. Grab by hair.
3. Drag to cave.
4. Profit.

>>690337283

Thanks man I'll google museums and shit in my city. I hope she's into that

>>690337054

OP here. I can definitely afford sushi lol

>>690337634
>I'll google museums and shit in my city
You sure you need to be dating?

>>690335355
Star gazing is a good one. You'll be outdoors and youll need to get away from the lights of the city/town. She'll feel vulnerable since she is counting on you for transportation and no one else is around- plus it's dark. Pretty easy to make it an area with little cell coverage too.

>>690337700
but I'm just not looking for something light because I don't want to scare her away or some shit

>>690337779

I have a license, but I'm sooo bad at driving

>>690337820
Here, kitty kitty kitty!

>>690337452
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>690338038
I meant to say
I don't want to make her uncomfortable by spending a shitton of money

>>690337779
Dude, you're skipping straight to the first N.

>>690337452
>>690338226

English is my second language. Is it weird to say "thanks man" or "thanks dude" to girls?

>>690335355
the movies isn't ideal
you're sitting next to each for 2 hours not really saying shit
the point of a date is to build a connection, to explore where things go, and if you're not talking then you're not building it are you?
Remember she's meeting you to experience you, your personality. The location is irrelevant, personally I take girls for a smoothie or some yogurt, then walk around some shops.
Have fun OP

>>690335640
>>690335921
edgy first to post ironic comment for the #84984 time is not funny

Depends. Do you know the person well or not.
A) you know them well. Plan in advance an outting. Something you both enjoy and will keep you active. Max duration of 2 hours with option of getting something to eat afterwards.

b) you don't know them that well. Standard is coffee or snack (eg ice cream). Its casual and if things go poor then it's an easy out. If things go well ask during the event if she wants to do something else like go for a walk to go check out another local spot (bowling, museum whatever might be around or she might be into). Try to keep it fun and short. 3-4 hours at max.

>>690338384
They prefer "cunt" or "jizz husk" but, honestly, I think it's all PC bullshit

>>690336258
The fuck is this
>2016 uses condom
Do you know mother fucking birth control nigger, its more effective and you get to actually experience the joys ofsex unrestrained

>>690337700
Don't try to impress her like that on a first date. Be yourself and have fun. Flashing money is never attractive.

>>690338860
have fun with the stds

>>690338689
I never understood how two people going on bowling could be a good date.
You take turns rolling the ball and you don't really have the chance to talk to teach other because it's a continuous cycle of person A and B standing up and sitting down

>>690335355
Live music or performance is ideal. A large event (big sports, fairs/fates/etc, local culture, whatever, as long as there's room to wander and participate in random things) is a good option. If those fail, dinner followed by whatever entertainment you can drum up. If you have to, invite her to your house. Just don't go to the movies.

>>690339040
Thanks, like I said, I didn't want to make her uncomfortable by spending too much money

>>690337944
You can achieve a similar effect with a secure underground bunker. You just need to get her inside

>>690339055
Dude. STDs are just a constiparcy perpetuated by the Jew run media.

>>690336759
Ask her out. If a girl wants it she'll come get it. If the answers anything other than yes, ignore the fuck out of her.

>>690338833
kek, I needed that

>>690339164

Thanks fam I'll google who's playing in the city.

>>690339055
he did say gf nigger, not some promiscuous fuck
But ok, get a std test takes less than a day

>>690339143
You take breaks and joke. It's just meant to be fun. Of course you can also yell at her OVER THE LINE just to see what she does

>>690335355
Minigolf. It's fun, and maybe you'll touch her.

>>690339311
Holy shit. We have a philosopher right here.
I'll keep that in mind man. If she's interested in me, I guess she'll say yes even though I'm awkward af

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>>690338580
this is truth, better listen to get laid OP.

>>690339487

Oh minigolf is cool. Thanks man!

>>690336759
get her pregnant
then tell her you're a pro-lifer and she has to has the babbay and marry you
HAHAHAHAHA

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OP here.
Thanks for the support guys!
I apologize for my awkward English
Here's a gif of a cute girl

>>690335355
Walk around a sculpture park or the scenic path around your towns harbor.
Then pork her on a park bench.
And hold her down while a few bums have a go at her torn open asshole.
Explain to her that you're a charitable guy and enjoy helping the homeless whenever you can.

Also, is holding hands too much on a first date?

>>690340167
if you live in England in the 1700s and youre in the aristocracy, sure.

>>690340114
but what if opie doesn't live by a harbor?

>>690335355
coffee bro , go to cafe sit down and talk about shit!

>>690335355
See a movie. Gives you something to talk about after incase you get nervous n

>>690340562
>2929
>not living on the water
>so behind the times you probably still think its 2016

>>690339055
condoms are not effective for all stds
>i got herpes

>>690340599

Beta_conversation_simulator_v1.02
> h.. hey so how was your trip?
>> it was okay
> silence