>>690333463
I wish niggers never existed

>>690333463
OP here, also forgot, Wishes with dubs are granted as interpreted, Wishes with Trips, you are submitted to valhalla with your wish

>>690333624
Anime never existed

>>690333463
They all break when used

I wish I could be over-lord of the Jews

>>690333463
They're filled with your moms thick, stringy menstrual clots.

>>690333808
You're constantly surrounded by Jews

there are many dangerous places in the world where large penal shaped objects come down from the sky.

I wish I could forgive myself for the terrible things I've done.

I wish I was a girl

I wish to live an easy and carefree life

I wish my cock was 8 inches long and thick.

I wish I could be loved back

>>690333738
fine with me

>>690333959
Every time they came down they would go into your ass

>>690333978
You end up being a Nasty Fat Downs girl in a wheel chair

>>690333978
You still have a penis

A hat and a corn dog.

>>690333624
>>690333738
Win-win situation

>>690334059
It is, but it is moved to your forehead

>>690333969
you go on to rule the world as hitler 2.0 the lolocaust

>>690334059
It is at that length not aroused, shrivles up to the size of a peanut when aroused

>>690334181
You don't get to go to Candy Island

>>690333969
Everything you do ends up terribly.

Well, I wish to meet my best friend irl at the end of july, and my boyfriend next August, since this is apparently the real thread

>>690333624
Your race is the new nigger race

I wish everybody was heterosexual.

>>690334346
its the same person a cripple midget nigger deaf mute

I wish I could write and direct a major motion picture with total creative control

>>690334365
Heterosexually into beastiality

I wish I could get everything free at stores I go to

>>690334365
Furries now comprise 50% of the population

I wish I wasn't a fuck-up.

>>690334467
Budget of $20

>>690334365
But everyone becomes pedophiles.

>>690334467
It is a box-office flop and everyone loves it except your friends and family

I wish for a cure for diabetes.

A world war 2 tank simulator game without Russian bias comes out.

>>690334511
You were purposely made terribly.

>>690334363
white lives matter we gon riot up in this bitch justice for tod

I wish I got dubs!

>>690334570
It causes cancer

>>690333808
you're crucified by the Romans.

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>>690334277
Shieet

>>690334469
It comes with a free side of every STD known to man

>>690334068
You're loved, but only from the front.

I wish to speak all the languages.
>inb4 stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter

>>690334525
Major usually means completely studio funded, so they would ben near impossible

>>690334673
Yay i get to smoke weed legally!

I wish the Germany won the war and Hitler would still be Führer.

>>690334612
At least then I could blame someone else for my uselessness.

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I wish I had a meat baby to love.

My masseuse always gives happy endings.

>>690334562
The dream is kill. Thanks anon

>>690334826
Overthrown by Jews

i wish to do that one thing

>>690334765
You can speak all the languages, but are prone to extremely embarassing accidental mispronunciations or misuse of words that lead to you frequently getting in trouble with whoever you talk to, including in your native language.

>>690334869
Ends up being tofu, that smells of Shit

I wish this statement was a lie

>>690334691
Kek

>>690334581
It's mooe German biased

>>690334914
Forget that one thing after completing it.

>>690334628
I wish this guy had tastebuds in his arsehole.

>>690334765
Every other word you use is in a different language than the previous.

>>690334876
She is made of broken glass

I wish that the next post under me that is a wish has no drawbacks.

>>690333624
You become a nigger. And you never exist, therefore causing a paradox, seeing as if you are a nigger and wished that your race had never existed, then really you never existed to make that wish. You therefore have created a paradox and the world crumbles into ashes because of you.

>>690334529
Well bad for the girls but win for the boys.

>>690335005
He does, but so do you

>>690335053
I would like a world without Muslims.

I wish ifunny didn't ruin 4chan memes.

>>690335005
You taste it too

>>690335056
I wish someone would fix this paradox.

>>690335138
reddit does instead

>>690335124
Granted.

>>690333463
I wish that black on black crime will burn itself out evenly soon.

>>690335138
Ifunny falls, economy collapses under trumps ass.

>>690335053
Your neighbor gets ass cancer

>>690334042
You're turned into a dog

>>690333738
2chan, and subsequently 4chan, never existed either.

I wish Jimmy Carter got six terms as president of usa

I wish to be granted another wish that doesn't have any drawbacks

>>690333463
They are already used

>>690334042
You kill yourself because you got bored of everything being easy and not being challenged.

>>690335053
It wishes for gay nigger sex for everyone.

I wish I could get away with any and all crime

>>690335124
A new planet is created. All muslims go there. So do you.

I wish mods would grant me Admin

I wish I could shapeshift

A picture of my erect dick with a mustache photoshopped onto it becomes the president of the united states.

>>690335465
Everyone else also

>>690334476
The rest of the population are also furries (YES!)

>>690335465
You can only get away with it when you have a dragon dildo fully lodged in your anus with no lube.

>>690334176
Win-win

>>690335401
2nd term, US finds his CP stash

>>690335558
Become a mod. 4chin shut down weeks later. Mods arrested for cp.

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>>690335318
My neighbor's roommate had a stroke at work on Thursday. Your wish was granted in advance.

>>690334765
You're so terrible at speaking each language that it sounds like another; IE Spanish sounds like French, Korean sounds like Chinese, etc

>>690335714
Ass Cancer =/= a stroke

I wish a one hundred dollar bill would appear ten feet in front of me every time I said "Money Time"

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>>690335714
kek

I wish for these wishes to have no negative effects and do exactly as I say for the next unlimited wishes I have.

>>690335558
you become a fag like moot

I wish all muslims die

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I wish to have a spooky skeleton guardian to spook the hell out of everyone.

>>690333978
you become feminist.

>>690335891
Ends up dispersing Zyklon B, every time you do so

>>690335960
including yourself.

>>690333463
>They fall faster than a Magnum bullet, killing millions

I wish that I become the greatest guitarist of the modern era, better than every guitarist before me.

I can shit projectiles like bullets at high velocities

>>690335667
Lol they still elect him four more terms. He pardons himself

>>690335891
It appears inside of a 7 year old girl's vagina.

I wish that every muslim and muslim lover would instantly be lit on fire

>>690335933
Replaced by white sand niggers

>>690335647
Like I wouldn't be doing it like that anyways

I wish I was aborted.

>>690335933
Jews overrun the world.

>>690336075
does she come with it though

>>690335904
Granted, all electrons affected by your wish vanish.

>>690336106
You survive

>>690335860
Close enough ya goon.

>>690336070
Asasinated by scarface

>>690336046
>You trained to play the drums, instead

I wish that I could make fictional characters real

>>690333463
I wish that this wish will never come true.

>>690335904
Wishes come out perfectly. Take collateral damage from random shit around you for the rest of your life.
>no exceptions

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>>690336106
Trans-Atlantic Abort or Abort to Orbit?

>>690336176
The nearest 7 year old girl is teleported to that location.

>>690336280
she disappears as soon as she appears

>>690333463
They still have BBCs inside of them.

>>690333931
zozzle

>>690336422
Along with the money.

I wish Christopher Columbus never existed.

>>690336106
theres an afterlife and you live a long 100 year life there before moving on to the after after life

>>690336243
Personality like Frankenstien's monster. They'll never love you, but want you to make a lover for them.

>>690336243
>They only desire to kill you and will stop at nothing to do it.

I become the strongest person in the world.

>>690336275
kek

>>690335904
You have to pronounce your wishes in an ancient forgotten mayan tongue.

I wish for unlimited POOOWAAAAAAH

>>690336517
you become Christopher Columbus.

>>690336517
Granted, Britain continues on as an invading asshole of a country and stunts the general level of technology.

I wish for unending wishes, granted with original intent.

I wish marjuana is legal.

>>690336517
his mother named him iamanidiotandaredtard comlumbus you get named after him

>>690336250
It becames true

I wish for a wish such that no horrible twist can be applied to it

>>690336702
They only work if voiced while fucking a minor.

>>690336490
wtf so now all I have is the ability to yell "Money Time" and see a flash of a 7 year old girl as a one hundred dollar bill enters her vagina???

Actually wait no I'll take it

I wish for absolutely nothing.
Fuck this wish up.
You can't.
>inb4 I wished for nothing, therefore I am nothing

>>690336650
you get it but you never notice you get it.

I wish that every wish below this one didn't have a horrible twist.
And that every wish above this one does not have any twists.

>>690336897
The universe implodes and becomes absolutely nothing.

>>690336753
Cost triple their original price.

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>>690336517
Agreed. The longer it took to reach India the better. Filthy Poo in the Loo's.

I wish Anne Frank survived the Holocaust and became a Jewish version of Hitler and killed twice as many people.

I wish that the wish above this one only takes place in Africa

>>690336702
you need to be dead to use them.

>>690336897
Everything you own is taken from you, leaving you broke, homeless, and with no posessions

I wish the USA would not be a nation of dumb asholes.

>>690336753
on mars

>>690337050
People now praise Jews on the internet.

>>690337081
Good thing it isn't

>>690337050
>They're filled with your moms thick, stringy menstrual clots.
New Germany takes isreal's place

>>690336702
You remain a retard, and your intent fucks you over everytime, but you're too stupid to stop wishing.

>>690337057
Kek

>>690336846
you cant wish for moar wishes read the fine print on that wish container.

>>690337081
The USA becomes extremely intelligent and nationalistic, eventually attacking the rest of the world causing WWIII.

>>690337050
exclusively jews.

>>690336920
Twist: this is the only wish that doesn't come true.

>>690333463
I wish for a genie

>>690333463
I wish that the concepr of "death" and "pain" wasn't real, therefore, every human lives as an invincible, immortal person, and peace and happiness reigns

>>690337302
Ah. But here's the thing, that twist isn't possible.

>>690337309
It's Jafar.

>>690337357
*concept

>>690337050
>>690337057
Kek

>>690337309
To call it you hace to shovel the whole lump up your ass.

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I wish I had 5-6 people in my home to play Catan with 24/7

I wish that all women become qt monster girls.

>>690337357
To avoid crushing the planet in immortal throngs, sex becomes impossible.

>>690337309
Genie only grants one wish per person and counts the previous wish.

I wish for this wish to go ungranted

>>690337413
Of course it is. It's the one wish you left vulnerable to twisting.

>>690337255
Ends up winning, civilians who accept arrest are earthicans

>>690337309
the genie is not controlled by you but that guy who you hate.

I wish disco never died and was always popular.

>>690337419
we kill Aladin, take over Saudi Arabia and become billionaires

>>690337533
They're all jews (especially they're cheating)

>>690337533
You lose the rules and nobody believes your interpretation/memory.

>>690337413
Your wish doesn't include the wish itself, so it is possible.

I wish to reboot the universe. Anything that you can think of becomes reality.

>>690337615
It's two wishes.

>>690337546
they eat u.

>>690337728
Only hipsters bring it back

>>690337357
Earth becomes overcrowded with undying people to the point where everyone is buried under each other, occassionally fucking, creating an endlessly multiplying planet-sized blob of unkillable human beings, until the entire universe is full of people eternally gasping for air in space

>>690337769
>>690337615
>>690337302
I didn't specify, but it's two wishes.

>>690337728
so also disco music

>>690336920
i wish this doesn't come true

>>690337777
>nobody noticed this yet

>>690337533
You have to use the orange pieces from the expansion pack every time, even though you don't really like orange

>>690337877
You only get one, so it's granted as one wish.

I wish i can have a wish win zero consecuenses

>>690337977
I know. It saddened me. Also check'd.

>>690337936
it doesn't, but it feels like it did

>>690337777
lucky quads grant your wish.

>>690337588
It goes ungranted, but also your dick falls off and your wife leaves you

>>690338053
It's the wish you just made, and you don't get any more.

>>690337777
but the reboot fails and you get the universe blue screen of death you can do whatever you want with a one inch blue box

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I wish He-man was dead

>>690337777
Thanks quadman

I wish the earth was flat

>>690338407
so are breasts

>>690334869
it cries and poops

I wish I could see a small but legible number above everyones heads that was equal to the length of their dick, in inches

>>690338043
1. I wish for unlimited wishes
2. i wish any wish below this one to not have any twists
3. I wish for any wish above this one to not have any twists
4. I wish for these wishes to be irreversible.
I just broke your game.

>>690338467
>implying people on 4chan don't want flat chests

I can do literally whatever I want and people will rationalize it in their minds, so I can get away with anything.

>>690335465
You feel so insanely guilty for having that power that you cannot ever use it deliberately and if you accidentally break even the most minor law you severely self-mutilate.

I wish the inventor of captcha had died at birth

>>690338565
your number is the smallest

>>690338607
jesus

>>690338565
Numbers larger than yours flash in front of you constantly.
Numbers smaller than yours lie all the time.

I wish my semen was thick baja blast, so girls would eat my cum

>>690338664
Someone else made it

>>690338688
the size of the number doesn't matter you fucking retard it's whatever the number itself is, 3, 4, 5, 25, etc

>>690338565
You can only see it after taking ten shots of everclear straight no chaser.

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>>690338664

>>690338603
The only thing you will ever be capable of wanting to do is become a nullo.

>>690338585
>you get unlimited wishes
>paw doesn't work because the one wish rule is taken into effect before your wish is actually granted
loopholes man

>>690338585
I also wish for this wish and the wishes in this comment to be protected from twists.

>>690338829
Well then I wish they died too

>>690338823
fuck dude I would probably eat someone's cum if it was baja blast that flavor is fucking amazing

>>690338181
>>690333658

>>690338905
Then you invented it.
>Paradox
Wish invalid

>>690338585
As OP, I declare this shit to not work

>>690338885
I wish you hadn't typed that

>>690339023
Then I wish I hadn't invented it.

>>690333658
Then what do quads get?
>>690337777

I wish for lots and lots of penises.