>>690327147
I'm scratching ticket #1

Goes on

Post all results

>>690327147
watching

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sure go ahead, anon

>>690327147
Go...

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Sorry guys, the first 2 tickets were losers. I'll scratch 2 more then update

>>690327703
Damn. I hate when that happens

>>690327703
This is a quality thread

>>690327147
If you win more than $40, you should goto the shop and get more

Waiting on the edge of my seat!

>>690327835
This

monitoring

>>690327835
This.

keep 'em goin!

>>690327703
Saddest day of my life...

>>690327908
Hivemind

Gl op

I bought a $5 ticket in Massachusetts today. I won $50. I got a $30 ticket, but it was a loser

>>690327703
But $20 ones next time

Atleast you got 20 more dollars

>>690327703
dam

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Ok guys we're in business. Won $15 total on the last 2 tickets. I'll scratch another 2 then update.

Thanks for your interest. This is fun

>>690328281

$15
learn2math

One of my friends from Texas won 10k (came out to about 7k)

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Bumping for luck.

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I bought this $20 Massachusetts ticket, and I got the "BIG" Symbol which means I win all the prizes, but they were all only $5 each

>>690328373
Mufuggin yaaas!

>>690328373
Scratch the 21 prize off

>>690328521
but thats $100

>>690328569
this you missed a winning nuber

>>690328521
>>690328706
Nice now go buy even more

>>690328569
Yeah, this guy. Also post losing tickets so this guy can check your work, you drunk tard.

Lurking. GL OP. Here's some dubs for luck

Dubs4Luck

>>690329122
got em

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>>690328569
Sorry guys the last two were both losers. I have two tickets left.

THANK YOU to the anon that pointed out my mistake. I missed a winhing number earlier so i actually won $20 so far

If I get trios you will win $50 ...

>>690329122
Checked

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GL

i'll go buy a scratch ticket right now. dare me.

>>690329509
i dare u

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GL, OP.

>>690329602
ok, got it

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>>690327147
Rubbing da Buddha for luck

>>690329509
>inb4 be there in 20 minutes

Trips4Luck

>>690329060
Don't worry OP, I got em here

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Godspeed OP, I didn't win on my scratch earlier. Hoping you fare better

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Cool thread OP. I wanna see more gambles here.

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>>690329210
Missed that #21. So i now have $20 in winning and, incidentally this anon >>690328281 was correct all along

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Good luck OP, big money my nigger, big money!

>>690327147
Sure could use a winner myself what with... just a sec.

$136,232 in student loan debt
and
$21,662 in credit card debt

I just got here , offering support.

I almost stopped to buy a ticket...or 10.

>>690327147

There's 25 million of these tickets. Just for texas, damn.

>>690329961
LOL fucked for life

hope you picked a career you enjoy to offset the stress of that debt.

>>690329967
Some places in MA let you buy tickets with a debit card and that is SUPER fucking dangerous

>>690329892
Go buy $20 worth of more scratchers. Do it, faggot! Bumping.

This reminds me of a story in my childhood.
>be 10
>at babysitters
>place was a dump, once there was a piece of meat on her couch that was covered in maggots
>feels she's lucky one day
>buys 200 bucks worth of 1 dollar lottery tickets
>used the money that was supposed to be for food on them, so she fed us a nasty cheese sandwich
>just cheese. No mayo. Not grilled
>only wins 50 bucks out of the whole thing
>gets really angry and sends us outside for like 7 hours while she sat in her room really angry
Fucking bitch deserved it.

>>690330138
I did thankfully, yes. Information security.

However, as much as I enjoy my job still not sure if $67k/yr is worth it.

Did he scratch all the tickets yet?

>>690330135
I like those odds.

But seriously I saw the odds and switched to sport duel sites. But it got taken away in texas.

Which is good because while I was competing with less people my chances of even breaking even proved to be the same.

>>690330411
How much do your parents hate you to send to there?

OP here. I won $10 on one of the last two tickets, which means I lost a net total of $10 tonight. Sorry guys.

I'll do this again tomorrow night aftet i trade in these tickets for more. I looked online and this particular ticket still has all 4 jackpot prizes ($2,500/week for 20 years) in play as well as a lot of on-jackpot prizes.

Goodnight /b/. Thanks again for your intetest and support. See you next time

Damn, this was a decent thread OP...

>>690330696
night you glorious bastard

Stop gambling sucker.

>>690330675
My dad didn't really listen to what I said about the conditions. Plus it was the only place flexible with his work hours. I didn't grow up with a mom so it was hard on him raising me and my brother

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>>690330696
The last winning ticket

>>690330696
I didn't know they had what was left in play online. I will have to deposit 40 bucks in the closet gas station for worthless paper that leaves gray shards of broken dreams on my carpet.


That sounds sarcastic but I am serious about buying them

>>690331182
Well remember that for when you have kids. Hope life is better now

>>690331225
Go for it brother. Can't win if you don't play

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Waiting

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Can someone with autism check my tickets for me? I missed one earlier. I am pretty drunk after all

>>690327147
>6 figure education
>buying scratchoff tickets

I'm gonna call horseass, friend

>>690331305
Yeah it is. My Dad imported my step mom from Japan so she's been a huge help

>>690331704
Don't belittle my autism, science shows I'm intellectually superior!

They're all losers.

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OP here. I have all these tickets because i bought a few (3) yesterday and this one won $100. So i went to the gas station and took $60 cash and $40 in tickets

>>690331975
>6 figure education

What? Please explain

>>690331490
Why wait? Scratch your ticket my bro

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>>690330575
OP here. I never did the duel sites but i have been using bovada to wager on sports. I play their blackjack too and the other night i turned $50 into $500. Pic related

>>690332019
Fucking Jap import moms, ruining the domestic mom market.

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yay!

>>690332909
Neat!

>>690332722
I see, seems like you are coming out ahead, these past two days.

Most I ever got on fan duel was like 150 bucks but lost that and easily double that learning how intense it was.

>>690332869
I told my Pa to get an American woman so it wouldn't be an issue when it comes to immigration but he really likes her. Plus she's from Japan so she cleans our house constantly and likes Trump. I hate anime and she doesn't even like it either.

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>>690332722
And a few nights later i played bovada online blackjack again and turned $30 into $480. I have a check for $750 in the mail

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Pepe's in the chat.

>>690333169

fanduel and draftkings feel so rigged though. especially those games with over 5k people playing.
like out of nowhere there would be guys having perfect games so close to the end of the game.

You wanna hear a story about how I won the lottery and got fucked over hard?

I won the state lottery in 07

>Won 2.5 million
>Government took more than half
>Left with about 1,000,000
>Students loan ~200,000
Paid that off then came my idiocy

Go on huge drug binge with my friends and here is where shit starts going down

Should I continue?
I could pitch a movie idea of what happened to me

>>690334695

>got fucked over hard

By yourself?

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>>690334695

>>690334695

no it's okay. OP's stories are more interesting.

>>690334695
Cont...

>I am 45 when all this happens mid you
>Good job
>Clean life, only drink a couple bud lights here and there
>Play lottery every week for 20
>Win the 2.5
FF
>All of. Sudden lots of old friends start showing up
>Introduce to to cociano
>Megusta.jpg
>High on coke one night
Here's where it all goes to hell

>>690334695
waiting for what is probably a lie

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>>690334695
OP still here. Please continue i need to know what NOT to do when i hit it big.

Also, can y'all rate my peen?

>>690335536
8/10 nice dong

>>690335536
8/10. More?

>>690333756

$6 back, fuck.

>>690335394
Literally no one was interested yet you went on anyways.

We all know what happens next, you blow your money. Now you're a poorfag like everyone else waiting to die while browsing /b.

>>690335536
Clip of you cumming or gtfo

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>>690335736
Sorry only this one that is similar. Taken at work in the bathroom. I jack off almost daily in there

OP is new favorite OP.

OP, this was fun.

you were not a faggot today.

I always like participation threads

>>690336177
I agree with >>690336098 more cum.

>>690335394
Cont...

>On the web high on blow
>Feel like a big guy
>Get email from another big guy with fancy title
>Pretty sure I've heard bout this guy on CNN or something
>He must know I am big guy now too
>What's to get me in on. Hot investment
>Give him my last 600,000 in installments
>Keeps promising to show me results if I pay more
>Smh wut have I done.
>Realize I've been had
>Read about similar scams on web later

TL;DR: if some guy contacts you claiming to be a Persian Prince with a large sum in his will but needs cash to get it out and he will split it with you
DON'T DO IT.
I dun goofed.

>>690336177
Has anyone ever caught you?

>>690336512
Nice troll attempt queer. Delete your 4channel account

>>690336592
No it's a single bathroom with a locking door, completely enclosed. There's even a shower stall that i have showers and stroked off in multiple times

>>690336512

it's not even funny. :(

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OP here. Smoking a blunt with my brothers. Im the middle bro

>>690336976
has anyone ever asked why you're taking showers at work

>>690337146
Losing money is never funny anon

>>690337218

your story isn't funny. you losing money is funny

>>690337318
Fuck you

>>690337559
anons mad because his story is terrible greentext

>>690337217
No, it's a warehouse and in the summer it is hot as tits. And i lie to everyone and tell them i have a second job so i dont get asked to do extra shifts and shit. So they think im cleaning up for my 2nd job, but really im just going to the titty bar

>>690337559

lol.

>>690337692
you are the best op ever will you be my husbando

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>>690336976
Oh, okay. I did not read correctly. I was under the impression it was somewhat of a break room.

>>690337692
hows the titty bar? You get any action? prices for lapdances?

in exchange
>I went to a trucker's titty bar in the sw US
>hot chick sitting alone at bar
>I go talk to more whole some ones
>the hot chick disappears in the back room all fucking night
>I finally get the last lapdance of the night with her
>she makes out with me and grabs my cock and tells me she wants to make me cum
>lights go on and I spent $100+ with no release

My niggaaaa #rollin

>>690337657
>>690337747


I try to warn you guys about something that effects millions of Americans and you critique my story telling skills. I m not looking for humour. I preach awareness.

>>690335536

i will not rate your peen, however, i will give you advice on if you hit it big.

mind you, these are rules i would try to follow, and they might not work for you for whatever reason.

- if possible, keep winning a windfall secret from family & friends. people will come out of the woodwork to try to get a piece of your loot & will play on every possible emotional angle to get it.

- especially keep your fortune hidden from your spouse; large sums of money can turn even the most loving of people in scheming, vile demons. (a prenuptial is a must.)

- pay off outstanding debts; get rid of them, but do it in a subtle, understated way; don't brag or tell others you got your shit paid off.

- avoid the temptation to start buying big ticket items; these will draw attention from friends and family and questions will arise of "how can you afford that?", which can lead to the discovery of your fortune, plus it can make you a target to those who would steal from you, thieves & other criminals.

- remember that the money is not earned at a job, but is (usually) a one and done event, and when it's gone, it's gone. this is why about 90% of professional athletes go broke within 5 years of retiring; they always think the money is going to be coming in while they are playing, and don't adjust their spending and plan for the future; think marathon VS a sprint for your financial decision making.

- remember that you have absolutely no obligation to make charitable donations; don't piss away your fortune to a bunch or organizations just because you feel charitable; they won't return the favor if you go broke.

in short, meter you spending and think before you spend; you want to make this money last a lifetime.

>>690338036

oh we are aware that you are a dumb fuck.

your story is just fucking boring.

>>690338112
Can't forget to line up some financial advisors.

>>690338166
You think I am on an imageboard to entertain you?

You are a special type of faggot

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>>690327147