I wish for a cute femboy with a nice butt

>>690323098
So like I can fly but only at 2 mph?

>>690323344
but he has cancer, given 1 month to live

>>690323527
you can fly, but every time you do, a child in india commits arson

>>690323344
he has the AIDS

I want all of /b/ lurkers to be happy

>>690323098
remember when someone wished that the thread would die
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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I wish for the destruction of the earth

>>690323858
they become happy because real life suddenly is as horribly sick and twisted as the shit they fantasize about

I wish I can Kill anyone without a trace, at will

>>690324039
all the niggers survive

>>690324126
you don't get to decide who

>>690324126
nobody knows who you've killed, but they do know _that_ you kill. everyone stays a good long way away from you.

>>690323981
facebook "porn" threads take its place

>>690323098
I wish my Miata would run flawlessly again..

>>690324502
gas prices go through the motherfucking roof

I wish I could turn water into liqour

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>>690323632
I'd take that deal.

I wish to always be comfortable, physically and mentally

I wish Trump becomes president

i wish for my dream girlfriend to become real

>>690323632
>horrible twist

>>690324842
all the liquor tastes like shit

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>>690324844
But you become mentally retarded.

>>690324842
The liquor turns back into water if anyone tries to drink it

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>>690323098
I wish for everyone in this thread to follow my music

https://m.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

>>690324944
she immediately breaks up with you because you were the most attractive person in your dreams (cause they're dreams) but that is the exact opposite of the case now.

I wish that every person who is currently not white, dies.

>>690325180
you're now deaf

>>690325181
yeah but here's the thing, if she is my dream girl, she wouldn't break up with me

>>690325180
your soundcloud gets hacked
*proceeds to hack soundcloud*

I want to die at age 50

>>690325279
Definition of white changes.

I wish you would stop granting wishes

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Omnipotence

>>690325279
Only albinos would live.

>>690325319
she gets arrested because there is no record of her ever existing
you can't retcon with a wish

>>690324944
She will become real after you have died.

>>690325371
> currently

>>690325382
I start granting wishes instead

>>690324944
She never got proper immunizations and dies instantly.

>>690325357
it's from a shotgun to the chest

>>690323098
I wish i had a job

>>690325676
it's in a captcha solving farm in china

i've done so fucking many of these
why am i so good at ruining people's hopes and dreams

I wish every horror movie character would come to life and terrorize the world.

>>690325676
its the worst job ever and you get shit pay

>>690325471
Become unable to affect the physical world in any way.

>>690325471
You go insane from seeing all that was and that will be

>>690325816
They are weak to water

>>690325816
they start with you

>>690324944
It was your hand

>>690324896
Trump becomes president

I wish the universe collapsed in on itself.

>>690325952
They would do enough damage by the time people figure that out.

>>690325180
No one did

I wish for the death of god

>>690326113
There are multiple gods and you only kill the abrahamic one.

>>690326044
>>690326033
>>690325811
>>690325155
>>690324944
>>690324844
>>690323344
checked

>>690325357
But you die a virgin

>>690326228
kek

>>690326087
A new one forms, just like last time.

>>690326113
Impossible you fucking heathen

>>690326113
God was never alive to begin with. Now you've given God a life which God will live for one hundred trillion years.

>>690323098
i wish i had more motivation to do things

>>690323098
I wish for no detriment to this wish.

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>>690325893
>>690325939

>>690326494
granted, but now you cant wish for anything else

>>690326444
You just want to kill yourself

>>690326444
You take meth to get motivation

>>690325676
A test subject

>>690326444
you get trips

>>690326357
Edgy

>>690323344
It's actually a woman pretending to be a femboy.

>>690325883
already worked at mcdonalds bro

>>690325052
Yes.Yes it does.

>>690323632
But that's a fantastic deal. Id fly to my fridge to get a beer just to know some kid is burning a house down

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>>690326568
God damnit,

>>690326087
followed by subsequent big bang and creation of a new universe in a repeating cycle ad nauseam

>>690326113
replaced by hillary

>>690325079
I am okay with that.

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>>690323098
I wish that everyone's wish is interpreted exactly as they wish it to be.

I wish every rock star popular and still alive from the 60s and 70s were 26 years old again with all their current knowledge intact and able to live for sixty more years.

>>690326113
Plotwist, God doesn't exist

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I wish for the ability to go into a trance state at will, and explore my mind like it's an rpg

I wish i die painlessly right now

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>>690326044
Wish granted

>>690326707
but then it's not a femboy. he wished for a femboy. you gave him something that's not a femboy.
that goes against the rules. you have to give them what they wish for, and look for a loophole.

>>690326868
But they are mute and also quadriplegic

>>690324090
Disabling extensions to say this: FUCK YOU

>>690326868
They all die at 27 and got forgotten

>>690327015
You get revived

>>690326868
they're zombies now.
gay zombies.

I wish OP wasn't a faggot.

>>690326972
You got down syndrome

I wish Wonder Showzen got ten more seasons all good.

>>690326608
>>690326616
so do i get to pick my drawback, or is it both?

if pick, ill go with meth. cant be that bad, and if worst comes to worst ill just stop meth and be apathetic again.
>>690326701
>ohhbabyatriple.mp3

>>690327201
Now he's a nigger

>>690326868
Their "current knowledge" is being brain dead because they decomposed years ago

>>690326836
Only applies to wishes with dubs

>>690327247
The actors get replaced

>>690323527
more like you can fly but you have to keep flying up

>>690327139
I can finally prove that there is no afterlife. Try harder

>>690327015
you go to hell where you suffer unbearable pain

>>690323098
I wish for the ability to fluctuate my iq at will

>>690325180
You're a fucking nigger holy shit. This site is whites only, please leave or we'll be forced to 'eliminate' you.

>>690327338
what about trips?
>>690326444

I wish cheese pizza never existed.

>>690327465
Your IQ can only fluctuate between 1 and 2

>>690327465
Just in the ranges of 40 and 60 points

>>690327465
granted, but you can only fluctuate it lower

>>690327456
But you also get permanent brain damage and can't explain there's no afterlife

>>690326113
there is no god so a god is created but then it can be killed because he is god

Anyone who replies to my post gets cancer

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I wish to become a cute succubus girl.

>>690327524
Trips recieve an extra wish

i wish for a better graphics card

I can get a job as search and rescue and support my family

>>690327465
You can only do it with a dragon dildo completely up your ass no lube.

>>690327646
granted, but you do to.

>>690327223
lost

>>690327465
It can only go as high as your age

>>690327710
You get a great graphics card, but it destroys any computer it touches on contact.

>>690327646
But the cure to cancer works and is available everywhere for free

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>>690327223

>>690327672
But you are invisible to everyone and lack of genitals

>>690327673
fukken yea, i wish for dubs

>>690327672
You get assraped by demons on the reg

>>690327710
But you have a Mac

>>690327465
Granted, but you're a nigger

>>690327600
Could have just made me a woman. No one would care what i said

>>690327537
You die at age 35 as a virgin faggot with a neckbeard.

>>690327830
fuck...

>>690327598
that would be pretty cool tbh

>>690327710
It's a nvidia one

I wish I could make Dildos rain from the sky

>>690327537
cheese torture becomes the new norm

>>690327900
Hah wtf? Hows that related?

I wish a second holocaust happens

>>690325471
You're still bound by human endurance. (Eg, you can move planets but you feel every kilogram in human terms)

>>690327893
Or better yet a black woman, people would think you're on crack

>>690327537
Wish granted, but you gain life-threatening allergies to any food that isn't cheese pizza.

>>690328031
Granted, but you're a nigger.