>>690320059
bump

>>690321134
Thanks anon

I'm OP and I'm a faggot

I don't know if I actually love my girlfriend of five years. I stay with her because she's a good friend, and I care about her so I don't want to hurt her. She and her family care a lot about me, and I don't want to fuck them over. So I suffer

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I hate all my friends.

I have had keemstar's dox pasted to my clipboard for the past 10 minutes

I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction. I have 17 children. 2 of whom I've met. They are all niggers.

I realized this goes here

>Be employer
>Scramble all the resumes
>One half pass the test, the other half goes into trash bin
>I don't want unlucky people to work in my company.

>>690321275
No need to confess the obvious.

Ive been alive for years, 3 years ago, I knocked up this chick while I was in the air force, I had my friend tell her I died, I even printed off fake funeral cards. So I have a son who's 2 years old, his momma thinks his daddy is dead. My friend is raising my son

I've never met my son, my former gf and I seperated before the birth, all I do is pay child support

Im really, REALLY bored with my life. so bored that I decided to "forget" to pay for my soda when I was shopping just for the hell of it

nothing really amuses me anymore, I've been binge watching the simpsons but its just background noise. I'm in the middle of season 4

i am 23 years old living at home with no friends i flunked higher education due to a crippling depression i am scared shitless of interactions with other people

>>690323094
hell yeah

I hate myself and I want to die

>>690320059
>I never graduated high school but tell everyone I did, and it says I did on my resume.
Nobody's going to look that shit up.
I dropped out senior year, but I also took some college courses so I just list "some college" and they generally assume I graduated.
>I get drunk almost every night by myself.
Do you think you're special?

>>690324143
season 4 is gold

>>690326138
Same here, man.

I hate myself and my life is a mess.
Sometimes I feel like taking up hard drugs so it seems like theres some kind of explanation as to why my life is the way it is.

I like bigger women

>>690326138
23 too, got a job, but im also depressed as shit and got no real friends. bonus shit life points for being gay and mexican.

>>690320059
Hey man things get better you just have to change. Only you can change. I didn't graduate but I have a GED, a decent paying government job and still drink my ass off. I make 36000 a year with plenty of room to advance. Find something your good at and be the best at it. Shit, even if you work at McDonalds become the night manager then store manager then one day regional boss and your making like 40k. It's all about you and can you change your situation.

>>690321955

engage her in conversation. tell her how you feel. maybe she feels the same. bring up the possibility of swinging. you might be just bored. it happens in long term relationships. just be honest, but be nice about it

i made a fake snapchat to send one of my female friends a dick pic

I freaked the fuck out and didnt do it anyways

>>690323094

lol this is not a bad idea

I like fat chicks, but I still like normal sized women

I shampoo my pubes

>>690326781

chin up anon

try and make some positive changes

you can do it, you're not dead yet

>>690328447
I could fuck a fatty if she has massive cowtits
They aren't attractive otherwise
The ones that think/insist they are beautiful are the worst.

>>690327389

you need to find a purpose

you're only going to find it if you step out of your comfort zone

i believe in you

I once surprised by long-distance boyfriend over the weekend and sneaked into his room while he was out. TLDR got bored, look at his computer, saw porn, freaked. When he came back we had an argument that ended with me hitting him square in the ballsack. He has a bad heart, so the massive pain caused him to have a mini-heart attack.

This was back when I was in my late teens and still didn't know how to maturely handle my emotions. It is my #1 biggest regret in life, and I've made some really stupid decisions... It's been years, but I still think about this from time to time and become overwhelmed with guilt. How can I make it up to him? We're still together, by some miracle. He says he's forgiven me.

>>690328865
I like their big asses and knowing that there is too much fat for my dick to get through to their pussies

>>690320059
>A drinking problem
Oh. Shit. What. Are. You. Doing.

Seriously you've got to get that under control anon.

>>690328975

you need to forgive yourself then

we all fuck up sometimes

>>690328055
She would never lmao. She's upset that we haven't fucked in like 8 months, but I just am not attracted to her sexually. She's put on a bunch of weight, and I can't just be like "Drop the fork". She's even asked me if it's her weight that bothers me; of course I lied. I know I sound entitled and shallow, but I can't just get bonered over anything. The dick wants what the dick wants and all that.

>>690329731
i know how you feel man. i had the same problem with my 7 years gf. told her straight up though but guisd it as we both need to lose weight (even though im not fat, just want to get more toned) you should have been honest. be honest with her. you just gotta word it in a way thats supportive. but if you dont want to be with her even if she does lose weight...then youve got some thinking to do

>>690329177
I was with a whale one time and when I started to push it in (I have a decent sized dick) she said it really hurt.
Her doc seemed confused when she said she was sexually active. I think everyone else had just been fucking her fat folds.

>>690330646
Holy shit lol, how could those other dudes not get to her puss, maybe they were all drunk when they tried.

>>690329323
Thanks for the solid advice, kind anon. But I don't feel like I can forgive this mistake, it feel like I need to punish myself instead. How do I shake that feeling?

>>>>690327389
bro I was there and I went there hard drugs are not the answer head my warning anon I'm an oldfag of 11 years and this is possibly my 3rd time ever posting to try and emphasize how seriously bad of an idea this is I promise how ever bad boring or useless u may think ur life is hard drugs will destroy you. you got a lot of time to find happyness don't ruin it with drugs hang in bro

>>690330585
Tried that too... I go to the gym 3-4 days a week, she rarely goes with me. Eats like garbage. When she does go, she spends most of her time in the sauna.

>>690322235
post or gtfo

I tell everyone I know what i'm planning for my life but I don't. I'm failing college and as a result of wasting my last 2 years I suffer from a very depressed mood. Not sure if it's real depression because I can't be bothered to check. I can't be bothered to do a lot of stuff.

I'll probably die alone and poor and inadequate.

>>690320059
i fucked a chick and then stole her ipod and a couple of her brother xbox 360 games,

had the girl of my dreams for 4 years. Last 6 months of our relationship fell into major depression and pushed her away and broke up. Now for years later life is back on track but i still love her and dream every night i could correct all my mistakes and get her back.

>>690331230
you need to put your foot down then.

>>690331191

you need to identify when youre feeling like this and tell yourself all the reasons why youre a good person. its normal to feel guilty, but you have to cut yourself some slack. you were a different person then. if everyone beat themselves up every time they fucked up, there would be no one left. accept that you made a mistake

i sometimes play skyrim unmodded

>>690332599
What right do I have?

I got so desperate for sexual or romantic connection I hooked up with gay kids at school so I could feel that same connection and validation again. I fucked one in the ass and blew the other. I swallowed. I can't bring myself to tell anyone, it disgusted me even in the moment what I was doing but I was so used to that being a backbone of my personality with women I had to find the substitution. A year alone and I couldn't do it anymore. I also almost helped one of them kill himself so he would never tell anyone. I fear every day someone will think I'm gay, as ever since and even then the thought of homoerotica disgusts me, though the comfort I felt fucking one of them in the ass that I've never had with a girl because I actually care what girls think of me did turn me on for quite some time, but I found it with a girl recently who I cared for just as little and jizzed all over her without any guilt of only making her come once with my small dick. I'm so afraid of everything sexual and don't know exactly where the scarring started, maybe being molested by my friend when I was little or sex just being such a taboo topic in my house that my parents ever finding out about me even having a girlfriend terrified me. They weren't against it, just was never talked about.

>>690320059
I never graduated either.
I love a girl who loves me. But it's better we don't date anymore.
I push people away once my mental state deems them useless.
I smoke to spite my father.
I live my life encircling a Lelouche level of hate and sadness.
I honestly have a hard time even finding people that can be on my mental level. There are a lot of Nig Nogs in the Oklahoma-Texas area.
Finally, I wish I could take hold of opportunity without doubting myself into dismay.

These are my confessions, from a depressed guy who needs to reinvent his life.
Abandoning after posting.

>>690334505
You romanticize your depression to get some excitement and edge out of life. It's obvious from the way you talk. You didn't abandon after posting, you're still here, waiting, hoping somebody cares about this intoxicatingly sad life you've built up in your head. Nobody will love it the same way deep down you know you do. Deny it all you want, the truth will always find you in the end

>>690328975
Wow, your life must be the dullest thing on Earth

>Sneaked

>>690334348

nigger, if youre not attracted to her because shes fat, but wont even be honest about it, what do you expect? she deserves the truth and who knows, maybe it'll get her ass into shape. either that or leave her. just remember that its you choosing to be suffer in silence.

bump, more people confess! you all have something

>>690320059
Fuck outta here, dustin

>>690321955

It's what happens when you're comfortable in a relationship. It happens eventually.

>>690320059

My left testicle hangs about an inch lower than my right testicle. I've never told anyone because I think it may be cancer-related, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

i am horribly depressed, not over my ex gf of a two or so weeks, havent had friends in years, and will probably never be happy

>>690334505
fucking melodramatic try-hard edgy faggot

back to tumblr you go

>>690338628
youre a fag, you have no real problems. those will go away with time, youre literally withdrawing from the chemical of love, as bad as heroin withdrawals and it will be over in time

>>690320059
I think I'm fat.

>>690326138
Same. Except I'm 16

>>690339131
HAHAHAHAHA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
>>690339484
yeah exactly, youre 16. you dont have real problems

>>690329731
It's rude if you come off like a dick. My girl dropped weight cause I told her we should be healthier if we re "gonna live a long life together"

>>690340428
>HAHAHAHAHA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
Every time when I go to take a shower, after I enter the bathroom and lock the door, I start by taking my shirt off, my pants, and then my underwear. I weigh myself, and then look at myself in the mirror. When I look at myself, I often comment on how fat I am.
I also notice my flaccid penis length. I'm a grower, not a shower, and it lowers my self esteem a little more when it's a particularly cold day and my penis is shriveled up even smaller than it already is. I'm uncircumcised, so my foreskin looks like an accordion, or kind of like a crinkle cut French fry.