Best of 4chan bread
>>690288938
...he realy put turtle under his foreskin?
>>690289494
...yes he really wrapped foreskin around turtle
>>690289201
best
If this is the best of 4chan then 4chan is pretty God damn shit.
>>690289614
>gold
>>690289835
Kill yourself newfag
>>690289835
As a part of it you are a golden shot too
>>690290157
GOAT
will dump
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>>690289494
im more concerned by the bottom pic. did he turn his dick into a balloon?
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>>690289201
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>>690290645
no he just closed the door to Henry's house
>>690288938
welthauptpenis germania
>Be me
>Be 2016
>Another glorious day in USM (United States of Minions)
>Wake up to my minion alarm-clock
>"BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO"
>Shit I'm fucking late for work!
>Quickly rush and throw on my goggles.
>Head out to my car and book it to the minion-doll factory.
>Boss notices I forgot my blue-overalls
>He looks pissed
>Hear him walking over...
>"TA TA TA BALA TU"
>I just blankly nod in agreement with his gibberish and sigh.
>He hands me a written warning
>it says "banonina! bee doo bee doo!"
>Be 6 hours later
>Workday finally over.
>Head to my car and pop in my government-mandated mixtape
>My car and all other cars blasting "I'm havin' a bad bad day. It's about time I get my way."
>Finally get home...
>Head inside and decide to watch some youtube videos.
>All video games released in last year are about minions... so I cant' watch any good streamers.
>All advertisements are minions.
>Decide to watch porn instead.
>Hit genres on pornhub
>Minion-kakke
>Minion-double penetration
>Minion-anal.
>notmycupofteabutohwell.jpeg
>Begin to rub one out
>Minion getting fucked making weird noise
>"Butt... baboi... butt baboi!"
>Roommate busts in the door
>He's wearing a giant minion-costume
>Screams "BELLO!"
>>690290157
>>690288938
Wait how did he accomplish this? How did he get his cockhead to be so close to his abdomen? Surely nobody has a penis THIS small, so I call bullshit.
>>690291196
What the fuck? :l When was that?
>>690290204
Fuck man. Needs to be made into a movie.
>>690290204
>>690290681
My Fucking Face
>>690292635
what is UTV
It's time to oil up
>>690290157
good lord, that was simply great
niggers
>>690290204
Damn what a shame rip brandon
>>690290204
>dying for a bitch
never fall for them, not even 1 is worth something
>>690294030
Uncle Tranny Vagina
>>690290681
Oh fuck. I nearly pissed my pants.
>>690288938
fucking adolf
>>690290204
Man that's real sad. Brandon got fucked up real good over that ho.
Not always a happy ending for good folk, not always a bad ending for bad folk. Live and learn I guess.
>>690290204
Fuck you man, i didn't need that late night depression
>>690294030
A tripfag the anon who posted that was stalking, apparently. The document linked in that post can be found here:
https://archive.org/stream/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/4chan%20sp%20UTV%20fan%20'Everything%20PDF'_djvu.txt
>>690292852
August 30 2015, how can you type if you cant read?
attention reddit newfaggots: greentext garbage isn't the best of 4chan
fuck off and die
>>690297190
>>690290204
Not the same person. Those posts were made 5 months after that person died.
>>690292852
>:1
kill yourself
>>690297788
is there more information on this? was he on some drugs, did he reported how is his leg now or something?
>>690290940
mygod i forget about this one
Does anyone have the moleman from /k/?
was this guy ever caught?