>>690287795
the only thing you can impress anyone with here is your dick so get to it or gtfo

yeah but your calves are 14".

>>690287795
what the fuck is a cm? use real units.

>>690287795
You'll get knocked out like every other cunt. Only difference is it'll be easier because you're too bulky to move quickly in a physical altercation and people will laugh because you're built and got fucking decked by a normal looking cunt like me.

>telling everyone on a shitboard he is better than anyone
>using emotes

whatever floats your boat chimp

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>>690287795
lol those writs are like fucking toothpicks, one punch and you break your own wrist faggot

>>690288208
>Living anywhere but America
Kill yourself

>>690287795
Fully aware that you are troll but just informing you that during a street altrecation a .45 through your skull would pretty much halt your "strenght and power I could never imagine". So yeah have fun with your meaningless achievement :*

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>>690287795
>gf

>>690287795
still takes one direct punch to your throat and you'll suffocate in the street while i walk away with my girl.

>>690288834

Muscles aren't meaningless just because of guns. Now girls use them to judge guys. Regardless of a dude's muscles to defend him in a street fight, muscles are awesome cause it makes chicks think you're hot.

>>690287795
Get the fuck outta curling more than you can deadlift kind of nigga

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>>690287795
if you're lucky you won't get stabbed I guess, but people tend to use weapons against big guys. So be careful out there, man

>U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
Same

This is why guns exist. To even the playing field in our favour. Have fun getting your brains blown out by my Colt.

>ylilauta forced memepasta

You don't have 50cm. This is a copypasta, not even a time stamp . I've already seen this

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>>690287795
Kek. Even if you would go up against an low tier amateur boxer you would get the shit beat out of you.

If you bodybuild to fight in streetfights you're way off my friend.

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>>690287795
Your muscles can't stop this

Dude do you got skin marks when you built muscle

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>>690287795
Wow, this reverse image research is quite usefull, also too bad you can't steal someone else pride on google.

Alright I'll take the bait OP,
First off, OP is a fag, and always will be
Second off, if you grab my girls ass period, I would literally just flick you on the tip of your nose, watch as you start tearing up, slam my thumb into the bottom of your wind pipe just below the protective bone, then while your choking I'll proceed to begin breaking bones on you. I live by a real simple rule. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Or maybe I'll just bust your knee with just one kick. I'm more leery of fighting someone smaller than me, won't bat an eye going against someone bigger. Put that in your pipe and smoke it OP.

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I could beat your ass

sometimes i really wonder... why do people comment on posts like this with an actual response? i dont think there are quite enough people autistic enough to actually think this is a serious post to explain all the serious responses. so like is it still funny for a lot of people to counter troll respond to an obvious troll post? is it a lot of same fagging? these are important questions

>>690288537
hahahahahahahaha

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Nice try OP, just gonna slowly let the thread 404

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>>690287795
>cm
Our freedom could take care of you easily.

Pecs or GTFO.

>>690287795
youre a pussy your is like a twig, you should be embarrassed

I cant wait until someone puts a sticker on your back and you struggle to get it off because your muscles are so big they restrict your movement

>>690288834
Is this the katana replacement?

>>690287795
Perhaps if you had ever been in a real fight, you wouldn't be so keen to get into another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE

>>690287795
step up, I got my /b/ gang with me and they got my back

I'd use a gun tbh.

>>690287795
>A lots of experience fighting roided up meat heads
>Drop them the second they get in range because like nigs they always try to get in your face first
>Second, if you didn't list to rule one then most of these meat heads don't know how to fight because either their opponents back down or they win after the first punch. Simply avoiding that first hit will give you 60/40 chance.

Try me fag. I'm a grappler

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guys, guys guys, GUYS. GUISE. Are you really buying this pasta? This shit is designed to piss you off.

>>690287795
Lol please stop masturbating 45 times a day

>>690291326
This.
I am seriously amazed at how many of you fuck tards are legitimizing this post.

Goddamn niggas, get it together.

>>690291326
>>690291523
fuck off newfags

>>690291715

I see you. I get you. Just need to turn this train around. These dorks are falling for the dumbest shit.

>>690291715
Suck my balls boner farmer.

>>690287795
I could. Wouldn't be the first time I kick someone's ass no matter how ripped. It's just about fighting style and cunts like you only care about punching in s/o's face, which is way too easy to dodge. You wouldn't do shit against me.

Btw, I'm 1'75 m tall and my weight is 65 kg. of pure fiber (:

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>>690287795

>>690289699
Perfectly said

>>690287795
big, muscled, but won't protect you from a knife in the gut or back. Cowardly? dishonorable? Touching another man's wife is the same. Expect consequences for your action

Are people seriously still getting triggered by this?

lol

>>690287795
Soft or contracted? Don't tell me you ve measured it like a pleb. My arm circumference is 38cm soft, i am 1,87 tall and also strongman, i could beat you bodybuilding boy, and i am a natty. You look like a faggot btw

>this thread is filled with people that think muscle makes you good a fighting.

normies detected, go to an mma gym losers.

That my friends, is why the second amendment was written

>>690289079
Eh, some girls are into muscled up dudes, most chicks aren't, all but one of the girls I've dated have straight up told me that getting more muscular would make me less attractive

>>690294844
Pretty much, i am strongman but aware that fighting isnt my field, most fighters are kinda skinny, ripped and with fast punches. But mma is useless if you are a black belt in krav maga

>>690296415
She was lying to not hurt your little feelings, loser

>>690287795
Lools like you're about 5'4" tops. I would probably be looking down at your bald spot manlet.

>>690287795
>big arms means my face is immune to being struck
>big arms means im invincible

>>690296581
Eh, I'm lying next to one right now, she says you're a faggot, her words

>>690287795
I have the one weapon against which there is no defense. I was born lucky.

Enjoy your testicle cancer, steroid faggot.

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>>690296436
>But mma is useless if you are a black belt in krav maga

This just confirms how little you know about actual fighting.

krav maga is the absolute dogshit of all martial arts, anyone who knows anything laughs their ass off at it.

I honestly can't believe people can watch the ufc and still think "mma isn't REAL enough or, mma wouldn't work in a REAL fight"

like are you clinically retarded or something?

>>690287795
even tough this is bait

45 kg with a 50cm biceps on scott machine?
I can do that with my fucking 38er limp

>>690296845
Best one's are
>Working out can make my throat resistant to a quick hit
>Working out makes me less likely to pass out or die if I'm hit directly in the temple
>Working out will make it harder for someone to kick my knees in

>>690296962
Krav Maga might be laughed at by people who practice martial arts but there is no denying that in a straight up street brawl it's effectiveness in unmatched by traditional and even most non-traditional martial arts

>>690287795
until i stab you right in the fucking armpit with a bic pen you rhoid monkey.

keep your fucking hands yourself you jock douchebag. or someone bigger will make you about 11 notched below in the brochain.

>>690287795
You know body muscle makes you slower in a fight don`t you ?
unless you`re a navy seal or something you wouldn`t suck at a fight

>>690287795
pfff faggot

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>>690297490
You must be trolling or you must own a katana and think that kung fu is a parctable fighting style.

Krav maga will make you fight worse than if you had no training at all because instead of doing what feels right in the moment you will be trying to preform rigid and limited movements and holds trying to re enact your training session but it ain't gonna happen in a million years and you are going to get punched in the face.

Krav magas favorite thing to do is clinch and do knees.

maybe it's because the knee looks cool but for some reason people who have never fought think the knee is the most powerful strike.

it's not, it's the weakest strike

the most powerful strike is the spinning elbow or the round house quick.

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>>690298133
>a parctable fighting style.
practicle
that's what I meant

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>>690287795
I'm not going for mass.

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>>690298133
actually I'm wrong, the most powerful strike is the haymaker or head kick,
not elbow or roundhouse though those are powerful.

the most tactically useful strike though is the leg kick

>>690296962
Krav Maga isnt for TV programs, but for real conflicts. Its thought seriously on the army, and if you think any army is more prepared than the Israel one, then you are a fool

Muhammad ali would still have kicked your ass if you got into a fight with him

>>690298945
ok it's obvious now that you are a troll so I am going to stop responding

>>690298133
You are absolutely right on the round house kick, as far as I'm aware the capoeria round house kick has the most general force out of all commonly used martial arts moves
But properly used Krav Maga is not about force or powerful strikes, it's about one thing, causing pain, that's why it's so shit in mma or any other comparison with martial arts, it's only purpose is to hurt the other person enough that you can either get away or they give up and in that sense it is the most useful martial art to know in a street fight, there's little risk of you accidentally killing the other person and having to deal with everything that comes with that and most people you fight on the street will give the fuck up once you start really hurting them

Plus it works for me because that's how I've always fought, ever since I was a kid I only ever focused on inflicting pain in a fight
I was an angry kid

>>690287795
I BET YOU HAVE A TINY PEEPEE

Qualitatively admirable bait, but I would like to add that people who feel the need to prove their masculinity on an anonymous imageboard are probably trying to compensate for something.
Earlier today I saw a watch thread, as in wristwatches. In his post, OP claimed to be the superior male specimen because he owned a Rolex. He proceeded to call digital wristwatch owners manlets.
I would think that he has a really hard time finding manly traits in himself, or worse, he is aware that he has none, and is just some loser who bought a Rolex to prove his worth to strangers on the internet. Whichever one it may be, I find it hard to believe that an "objectively superior man" would act this way.
I suppose this could be said for all "rate" threads and variations. End my life. Kill me.

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>>690299152
>it's only purpose is to hurt the other person

That's what all fighting is about

>ever since I was a kid I only ever focused on inflicting pain in a fight

I know kids like you and they generally suck at fights

I challenge you to go to a BJJ gym or an MMA gym and challenge some to grapple sparring, not even real fighting, and see how well you do.

>>690287795
>i...cum...50...time...s...do shit...in...street...o...r...mouth, or even...anywhere but into the tips of your shoes...I grab your...ass and...pen...i...s....swallowing you...with...lower lip shaking. Me...I will do...This...effortlessy...45...t...i...me...s....you never could even imagine.

Jesus fucking Christ, what are you compensating for here?

>>690287795
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>690287795
Ebin mene.

>>690299585
Just because someone has a modicum of power does not mean they are compensating for anything mr.girly man

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how on earth is this thread still going?!?! All you fucking 'bad asses' are replying to a re-post.

this is super embarrassing. im super embarrassed for all of you.

>>690299582
Utmost kek

>>690287795
You have big arms OP, but I bet you're a manlet; therefore, I'd fucking destroy you in a fight.

>>690299797
No, not saying it does, got to give the guy credit for getting into such shape, but it's the fact that he has to show it off, as if he is compensating for the shit personality or his distinct lack of social skills.

>>690299801
People are confused and scared, when they encounter a pasta that's new to them. I don't know where it came from originally but it's posted on Ylilauta at least fifty times a day.

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>>690300038
what's wrong with compensating for a lack of social skills?

>>690299576
Not so much, fighting is usually about harming the other person until they can't oppose you anymore, usually by inflicting injury, pain is a part of it but it isn't usually the focus

Oh yeah, definitely not the most efficient way to fight, I attribute most of my wins to my autist sperg rage and the fact that I apparently don't stop getting up until I am held down (I can't remember any of the fights that got to this point so I only have witness accounts)

Please don't mistake me here, I'm not trying to say that I would win in a fight or that Krav Maga would beat other martial arts in a straight fight, just that it's more generally useful to someone who's only really gonna be fighting dirtbags outside a bar or muggers in an alley
I am like 6'2" and 60kg, I can't grapple for shit

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>When OP was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large
>And now that OP's grown he eats five dozen eggs so he's roughly the size of a barge

>>690300279
If you actually weigh 60kg, any man would fuck you up in a fight. Your're a little bitch.

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>No one...
>Plots like OP
>Takes cheap shots like OP
>Plans to persecute harmless Anons like OP

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>>690300279
yeah okay streetfighter

>>690300277
Nothing, it's just doing it in a dickish manner which is used to put people down is bad.
Alternatively OP could use his experience with this sort of thing to try to help others out with getting into shape themselves, instead of trying to put them down.

>>690287795
Experience is best in a street fight, fag.
Just because you lift doesn't mean you can throw down.
You prolly a hoebag thinks he's the shit, but would turn tail and run like a fag in a real fight

>>690300683
you make good points

>>690300728

what are you? 12?

>>690287795
Ylis taas vauhis :D

>>690289079
Women find a wallet full of cash more attractive than muscle.

>>690300849
Thanks, surprised to see something positive on 4Chan.
Not really going to lie and say "Well,you need street fighting experience" or any shit like that because I don't have it, and if I did, I probably wouldn't be on 4Chan

>>690300279
if you are 60kg and you can't grapple, you can't fight.

it takes muscle to be able to strike effectively but you can grapple fine without it.

130 pounds is literally nothing.

There was a very experienced fighter at my gym who weighed 130 and I could kick his ass simply because I had so much weight on him.

you need to be at least 160 lbs before you can fight people larger than you effectively.

>>690287795
Why do you care so much about street altercates anyway

>>690301156

be honest. you'd still be here.

Go back to fucking /fit/ you cuck.

>>690287795

You have the worst "bulked body". Typical guy only trains his arms to look intimidating, mostly fat makes u look big.

>>690301279
Small dick syndrome. Thats why

>>690300578
>>690300622
I actually do, I have weighed between 50-65 since I was 15 and it's just not true that I am unable to win fights, it honesly doesn't matter how big the guy is, if you don't take the big punches and hit them where it hurts (throat, knees, nose, temple, solar plexus, soft ribs, spine, instep, blah, blah, blah) then they will go down or back off
I seriously think you fuckers underestimate the power of a quick chop or punch to the throat, everybody reacts the same to not being able to breathe
Humans are covered by points of incredible weakness, it's not hard to take advantage of them if you know where they are

>>690301156

I mean really. You go out and get in a fight with a grown ass man and then you never come back to 4chan? is that how it works?

>>690300239
I think it originates from Ylilauta, first time I saw this was liek 2 years ago in finnish

>>690301556
I'm talking to a my little pony friendship is magic fan boy right now.

>>690301619

interesting.

>>690301572
>>690301470
Well perhaps I worded that wrong. I mean, if I was the type to go out and do "street-fighting", I probably wouldn't think "Hey, let's sit at home at 1 in the morning and go on /b/"

>>690288208
>real units
>units

Stupid fuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centimetre

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>>690301572
yeah, fight club told me that getting in fights automatically makes every aspect of my life better.

>>690287795
>U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
So mad right now but i really want to cuddle with your bicep senpai, its cute.

>>690301781

Dude, you know that's exactly what you'd do.

>>690287795
This is Mercia and I have a gun wanna try it?

>>690301916
After a long day of street fighting I like to soak my consciousness in the bubbling black slime abyss of 4chan, keeps my edge up.

>>690301916
Well no, I'd probably be getting drunk or whatever, really.

>>690296897
>I'm lying next to one right now
tits and timestamp or gtfo
if u were a real man u could share a pic of her tits with us
>inb4 shes asleep

>>690301158
Do you know how much force you have to hit someone in the nose with to knock them off balance, make their eyes water and temporarily shut down around 30-40% of their vision
A literally toddler can do it
Do you know how much force you have to use to wind someone by hitting them in the lower ribs?
A 12 year old can accomplish it

Strength helps in fights and against someone with fighting experience is probably mandatory to win, fortunately for me, most of the people I have fought have been the same random low-experience schmucks as myself and it doesn't matter how strong they are, hitting a vital point will put them down

>>690296897
Most girls who say muscle don't matter are like girls who say big dicks don't matter

It's because they have never had a boyfriend with those before so they don't know what they are missing.

Girls love when you physically over power them and demonstrate how much stronger than them you are.

>>690302095

You... you do realize you can get drunk and be on 4chan. Right? A computer isn't a car or heavy machinery.

>>690301713
It just sounds like you've never been punched in the throat, have you ever actually been in a street fight?

>>690302059

this guy

>>690287795
That's not even 20 inches. Try harder son and one day maybe you won't be a little bitch anymore.

>>690302125
bro you're pulling out the statistics for nose punches now!!!

omg haha I'm busting my gut laughing at you.

you sound like you are in middle school

>>690302340

you sound like a 12 year old.

>>690289982
All of those answers are correct. The newfags dont know any better, and the other fags go along with the ruse to laugh at the newfags. It's a large cycle of shit. People like this do exist, though. Just not here.

>>690302547
Got to agree. I've joined in on the conversation, but partly just because I find some of the responses about street-fighting and shit like that hilarious.
I mean c'mon, how many street-fighters are on 4chan? Got to be newfags.

>>690289982

i don't think it's samefag. there's 4-5 of us in here all debating the meaning of life inside a completely shit post after reading the responses.

Quick kick to the back of the knee followed by a hard elbow to then kid the neck solves this problem. Just dodge the hulking idiot until that opportunity arises

>>690287795
I dont know why im bothering... but being strong / muscular is about 10% of what a fight in the street comes down to.

It really is who goes the furthest the quickest that wins most times. I've been in a lot of fights in my life - and I've lost plenty, won plenty, how strong I was compared to the other guy rarely mattered.

>>690302318
I have yet to meet women I can't overpower, you don't need obvious muscles to be strong

>>690289982
pissing in an ocean of piss mate

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>>690287795
anon, cut off the b8 and shut the fuck up, please. if you're gonna spank my gf's ass, I'll just pull out my gun and shoot you

>>690302458
>>690302519
I don't honestly have a response to this level of faggotry, if you want to pretend you know shit all about fighting of any kind please just don't act like dumbass nigger fucks when you get told you're fucking wrong by someone who does know what they're talking about

>>690303573
and I guess Im reading that for the rest of the night

The amount of replies in this thread that are just "I would shoot and kill you for being a bit of a dickhead" are why I'm glad I don't live in a country where the populace is stupid enough to block gun control

>>690303662

so your response it to call us "nigger" and "faggot".

Boy, I haven't heard that one before.

>>690298133

what about a flying knee?

>>690304196
I literally just told you, I don't have a proper response to the level of fucktardation you are shooting out of your ass over here, I mean I really don't like blaming shit on summer but boy, here you are

>>690298548

why is your dick wet? fucking gross

Try touching your back

>>690287795
>"U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life."
you come here, on 4chan, and not only on 4chan, on /b/ to tell us that you're enjoying your life?
"HEY GUYS, LOOK AT ME, I AM REALLY REALLY ENJOYING MY LIFE, OK?!?"

dude...just cut the bullshit