John Rawlings

rollo

Replyino

>>690279833
Aaay dubs. Im pretty fucked.

>>690278867
roll

SCP 867
SCP-867 is a species of coniferous tree visually similar to Picea pungens, or blue spruce, except for its distinctive red coloration and a complete lack of seed cones at any stage in its life.

SCP-867's leaves are hollow structures similar to hypodermic needles, containing a single long, thin seed and a tiny gas pocket at the base of the leaf. When a living animal brushes against the leaves, the gas pocket expels and injects the seed into the skin of the animal using a mechanism similar to that of an auto-injector. The tiny size of the seed, which is coated with a liquid with anesthetic and coagulant properties, renders the injection essentially undetectable.

These seeds can lay dormant in the skin of an animal for up to two (2) weeks, after which the seeds begin to grow, extending tendrils throughout the host animal's circulatory system. This growth causes excruciating pain within the host animal, can last for up to twenty-four (24) hours, and invariably ends with the host's death. Following host death, the new SCP-867 specimen(s) will burst from the host's body and grow to full maturity within thirty (30) days, consuming the host's body in the process.

>>690278867
Rolling for something I can fistfight

>>690280097
>SCP-097

apparently mine is a pumpkin

>>690278867
shit
nigga
roll

>>690280453
shit

I got a bar that controls people's minds

>>690278867
Cool lets see

Rollerino

>>690278867
fajfjajfkldsajfkljafjajfljafjda

>>690278867
Yooooo

>>690278867
Roll

Rolls Royce

Ralf

>>690280922
Worst thing is I wouldnt even know that I am screwed...

>Rick Rolling.

let's see what monster is coming for me.

>>690280903
Mines a tunnel that when you pass through it you dissapear

>>690281112
Apparently i'm getting killed by a fucking rollercoaster.
Dafuq?

Ruoo ll

Roley poley

LETS DO GHIS

Going for it

>>690280724
Talking raccoons

>>690278867
how fukd are i

>>690281602
I get a place to live but statuses

>>690281393
A book that when you write in it, it plants a memory of what you wrote

lloR

Negusroll

>>690278867
I'll roll

>>690278867
Nigger thread

Fuck

how fuckcd are mi girl

As long as I'm not d class tester I'm good

>>690282003
A extremly deadly flu-like contagious disease

>>690278867
Aaaaaand...

Rell

:-)

Niggers

:-3

Alhamdulilla fags

>>690278867
ROLLLLLLLLLL

I'm gonna die.

>>690283123
Knew it. Got sucked into a singularity.

Rollerino

>>690283054
I'm not very fucked.

Description: Out of the water, the subject most often appears as a female humanoid with a mean volume of 90 L comprised entirely of water (other forms are possible, commonly geometric shapes). When it enters a body of water, it becomes indistinguishable from its surroundings. The subject must periodically return to a body of water in order to maintain its volume due to evaporation. Initially found in ████████, it was moved to Site-08 for further study. Subject was initially curious about Foundation personnel and seemed to enjoy interacting with maintenance staff and researchers, and mimicking their forms. After a number of weeks, the creature apparently felt comfortable enough to remain out of the water during routine monitoring, though it retreated when attempts were made to study its composition.

>>690278867
roilllll

To roll or not to roll.

>>690278867
Rolling it

>>690282806
And I have a way to bring back dead porn stars...

TRolling

Rawl

rollerino

rollingngngn

>>690283278
Fml it's a fucking giant robot spider

>>690278867
m

Roly poly

>>690283278
Fml it's a giant fucking robot spider

Rerroll

Ok

>>690278867
roll for troll

ohh yeah

niggers

rollerino

Rollo

Reroll

K

>>690284050
Description: SCP-050 appears to be a statue of a monkey reading a book, approximately 1 foot3 tall. On the bottom of the statue are engraved the words "To The Cleverest" in cursive script.

The statue has so far proven resistant to all forms of damage4. As such, there is no accurate method to date the object.

When left alone, SCP-050 has shown itself to be both useful and antagonistic to its current owner5. Although never seen to move, no matter the manner or amount of recordings, any room it is left in becomes very clean, to a polish whenever possible. Paperwork is filed, trash is emptied, and in general, clutter is removed. However, SCP-050 also has a tendency to leave traps for its owner, so current holders should carefully check their offices upon returning. Its just a statue of a nigger

meh

>>690278867
Rolling for pet

Rollololol

>>690284343
A god who's comfortable being there.
I'm pretty much okay with this.

Fuck it its time to roll

>>690278867
reunited are damn good, roll

rooollllll

fucking rollan

>>690284599

Damn Kids i get a sick cake

>>690278867
räl

ロール

>>690284796
Ghost cat thing that doesn't really do shit.
What's next?

>>690278867
Rolling havent followed scp in so long

>>690278867
rlrl

dsfghjkil;

>>690285352
FUCK OLD LADY MONSTER THAT MAKES YOU EUPHORIC

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Roll

lesgo

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vuvs

Niggers i'll rollin'

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ROOOOOOOOOOOOLL

>>690286118
Aquatic protists that turn into nukes.

Rollerino

>>690286177
Some kind of shit bout a document or folder, can't be assed pasting it

Rol

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>>690286396
Oh no... a chair.

rolan'

Rollarino

>>690286558
A bunch of contact lenses that give you night vision and x ray vision

Meh, prolly some lame ass shit

ey b0ss

>>690281001
Shit

Time for roll

Rollollolloll

Rollerino

fuck you faggot shit

rolliiiiingggggggg

rolling for something rad

rolling for curiosity

hui

>>690278867
Probably dead aroo

rolll

>>690286496
Weird coral shit

>>690278867
rolling

During an SCP-562 incident, SCP-562 attempts to convince the subject to attend a party. After contacting a subject and establishing a rapport, SCP-562 convinces the target that they either attend the same school or live in close proximity to each other. SCP-562 will then tell the subject of a “party”, “dance” or “revel” in the area, and encourage him or her to attend it. Though SCP-562 is very persuasive, there appears to be no compulsion affecting the contacted individual. If the subject refuses, or terminates the connection without accepting, no anomalous effects are reported.

Persons who agree to go to the party vanish in what is referred to as a 562-Claim event. When next the subject walks through a door, they are transported to an unknown location. Tracking devices on the subject fail, and electronic monitoring reports them disappearing as they pass through the door. Humans observing a 562-Claim event report seeing bright, multicolored lights through the doorway and hearing unidentifiable speech and music, as well as a lingering smell of nutmeg.

Kinda creepy but kek'ed at >smell of nutmeg

>>690278867
Rolling!

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Let's

Rollol

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>>690288377
Screwed

Rollio

SCP-550
wtf.SCP-550 is a humanoid composed of wood shavings from Fraxinus excelsior measuring 2.1 meters in height and 70 kg in weight.SCP-550 closely resembles a human male suffering from advanced muscle atrophy, though it lacks all exterior and bodily organs. SCP-550 is mainly compliant to human subjects, though it is restricted to following simple commands. Conversation through alternative systems of communication has been unsuccessful in determining if SCP-550 is sapient.SCP-550 is able to smell despite the lack of any sensory organs, and does this solely for the purpose of locating human corpses.

SCP-550 is mainly drawn toward corpses in early stages of putrefaction. If no such cadaver is in the vicinity, it will attempt to locate one itself through bipedal locomotion. Upon finding a cadaver, SCP-550 will unravel itself to create a wide split in the area where a chest would be, and will kneel over the cadaver and make physical contact with the cavity. This cavity does not appear to be different from SCP-550's exterior, and it secretes high concentrations of hydrochloric acid. The acid produced by SCP-550 does not dissolve the wood it is covered in.
SCP-550 is capable of incorporating simple molecules and compounds through its cavity. The hydrochloric acid it produces is used in breaking down organic substances located in corpses, allowing it to take nutrients through pores in the wood it is composed of. SCP-550 mainly intakes amino acids and various proteins, though it is unclear in how it uses them to maintain itself.

SCP-550 will continue making contact with its chosen corpse, before closing its chest cavity and standing up. SCP-550 will then release a slurry of materials, mostly containing loose portions of epidermis, articles of clothing (if present on the corpse), and stomach bile. When deprived of corpses for several days, SCP-550 will enter a dormant state and refrain from movement for an indefinite period of time until a corpse is available.

Fuck me rolleroni

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>>690278867

>>690278867
roll

rolli

>>690287957
FUCK SO MANY DETAILS REROLL REROLL

Rollerino

I hope I'm the dildo looking brick.

rolling for 682

>>690288778
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-778
>just a confusing park trail
kek

>>690278867
Roll

>>690288668
I got a fucking knife that makes my victims unable to defend themselves. Hell yes.

Do it

Lets see what nightmares we can conjure up today

ral

Rollie pollie lick my cornholie

roll my nigga

>>690289089
What the fuck...

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-089

>>690289118
rollin again, this time I wanna be a bill gates.

>>690278867
Give me something fuckable

>>690278867
roll

Rollerino

>>690288996
Cool, a weird paper thing.

Rolling for something alive

Description: SCP-069 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-069 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-069 will take on the appearance, mannerisms, and knowledge of the recently dead individual.

Rollie

Rolling Stones

>>690289666
Those trips tho

rolling for 173

>>690290174
So fucking close

pls no