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Hi /b/. I know all you faggots are hungry right now, so let's
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Hi /b/. I know all you faggots are hungry right now, so let's cook some shit up.
> dubs chooses
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Cheesy Enchilada and nudes of the girl in background
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>>690276677
Enchilada
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Lasagna
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>>690276677
Op you have dubs. You choose. Also looks pretty wealthy there so go out and get real food.
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>>690276853
Dubs decides, and she's my sister, so no nudes
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>>690276677
banana in the girls pooper
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>>690277109
The lasagna one taste horrible though :/
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chicken alfredo
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Lasagna
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alfredo
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>>690276677
Lasanga with bits of the peels of those bananas
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>>690277265
roll
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>>690277124
Middle class. But seriously my mom never cooks shit... I mean look at my fridge
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>>690277186
If dubs combine Alfredo and enchilada
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>>690276677
roulette: prepare two random ones together and top with bananas
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>>690277265
reroll
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>>690277371
Kek this
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>>690277186
why is there a used spankerchief on the floor?
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>>690277326
Rallin
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>>690277433
winrar!!
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>>690277369
Damn bro you're lucky.
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>>690277433
Winrar
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>>690276677
Look at the salt content per serving. Enjoy your future heart attack...
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For fucking sake, we have this shit in the fridge for some reason. I mean what the fuck
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>>690277433
And now we wait for OP to deliver...
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>>690277433
Well well well
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>>690277433
winner!!!111!! xD dDDD loll
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quints get
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>>690277790
dang flabbit
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Put everything in your fridge into the oven at 350 Celsius. Don't take wrappers off.
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>>690276677
start by buying actual food.
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>>690277746
>>690277697
>>690277573
>>690277538
>>690277531

Nice trips
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Lasagna or kill yourself the potatoe and rice is disgusting and the alfredo looks terrible
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>>690277371
How the fuck would I even cook that?
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>>690277573
smear it on your sister and eat her clean
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>>690277369
whichever one you make melt a bunch of that Philly cream cheese in it

trust me I'm a chef
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>>690277886
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>>690278010
Make both in seperate pans combine at the end
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Beef or chicken?
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>>690277886
>Dubs chooses
>Nice trips
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>>690278207
beef
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>>690278010
just order a pizza

that gives you 30 minutes to rape your sister
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>>690278207
beef you faggot
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>>690278207
the dubs said both you dumb nigger!!
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>>690276677
>summer
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>>690278207
Beef if you're a real man. Chicken if you suck dick
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beef enchilada come on
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>>690278207
GOD DAMN IT PICS OF SISTER YOU HOMO CUNT
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First we must sharpen our blades, for the flesh of our enemies shall taste it's edge
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>>690276677

dude, you can literally buy a years worth of pasta and 2 years worth of the same spices for the cost of those 4 boxes.
That shot is the biggest rip off... it is basically salt, pepper, and a few other spices like cumin, oregano, etc. and 25 cents worth of the shittiest, cheapest past imaginable.
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how about we make some ravioli while you rape your sisteroli?
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>>690278804
what are you gonna use that knife for?
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>>690278928
to get her sister naked
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>>690278928
I hope he stabs himself in the cunt with it
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>>690278850
It was $6 for all four.
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We gana cook tonight
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>>690279182
Not bad, why not add a cooked egg on top of it?
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>>690279393
that shit better be frozen
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>>690277573
What is up with that milk jug? Why does it have a flat top?
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>>690279182
That's a pretty good deal nigger
>>690279424
That is some nasty sounding shit right there.
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>>690279393
mah nigga!!
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>>690276677
so how is auburn today OP?
any rain?
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>>690279722
Costco brand milk has flat tops for easy stacking and storing
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>>690280108
fuck off faggot leave OP alone.
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>>690276677
Dubs and I'm cooking the helper with you
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>>690280108
Not really, just cloudy and shit
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>>690280493
Fuck dude. Rerollin
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>>690280625
3rd times a charm
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>>690280281
>defending OP
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>>690277186
You live in a fancy ass house... If dubs post your dad's social security number.
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>>690276677
Have you seen Chef?
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>>690280596
is that considered middle class in america? spoiled fags
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Almost done cutting a pound of beef up
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>>690276677
whos the fine legs in the backround
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>>690281567
Oh shit here come that dinner
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>>690281567
thats chicken you faggot
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>>690276677
>not having superior cheeseburger macaroni
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All of them at once.
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>>690276677
Put banana in sister''s asshole and post pics
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>>690277186
if trips, we get sister nudes anyway
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>>690278010

>>690278140
This
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3 Med Eggplants
5 tablespoons vegetable oil
1/4 teaspoon fennel seeds
1/2 teaspoon fenugreek seeds
2 medium sized onions chopped
8 cloves garlic minced
6 tablespoon tomato sauce
2 teaspoon ginger
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon cummin seeds
3 tablespoons heavy cream
2 tablespoons minced parsley

Preheat boiler. Pierce the eggplant 2 jabs on each side, lay them on a baking tray lined with aluminum foil. When skin is charred turn over untill eggplant is squishy and the skin is deeply wrinkled. Peel away charred skin under cold water and chop up eggplants.

Heat a skillet filled with vegetable oil until hot. When hot, add fennel and Fenugreek seeds. 5 seconds later put in onions and garlic. Fry and stir for 5 to 7 minutes until onions and garlic are golden brown. Next add tomato sauce one teaspoon at a time and keep frying for 2-3 minutes. Then put in eggplant, ginger and salt. Turn heat to medium low and saute for 10-15 minutes. Add cummin cayenne, black pepper, cream and parsley. Cook for a minute to heat the cream.

Serve with rice.
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>>690281677
My sister you deviant scum
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>>690282334
damn, so close.
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>>690282393
more of her OP
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>>690282393
Moarrrrr
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>>690282334
Who the fuck keeps fenugreek on hand lol
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>>690282393
please take more pics of your sister's bum
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All of them if dubs
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If dubs, sharpie in pooper
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>>690276677
Get your sister to shit into the mix
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>>690282503
Indians (red dot kind)

but seriously fenugreek added as a spice makes shit taste dope
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>>690276677
disgusting habitat
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Adding the milk
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>>690276677

dude I just made stew in my pressure cooker. so can't even mess with this.
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>>690281567
chicken thighs
beef
pick one
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>>690282880
What's wrong anon? Not enough empty Doritos bags for your liking?
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>>690282393
eat THAT for dinner
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>>690282393
More sister pics plz
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Alrighty /b/. Everything is in the pot and cooking
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>>690282334
needs less spices and more meat
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>>690283549
while we wait let see moar sister
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>>690283549

While we wait, get moar creepshots of your sister, OP.
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>>690282900
You fucking faggot you chose the worst one
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4Head
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>>690283549
o my jesus
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>>690284201
He's mixing it which enchilada
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>>690284201
Simmer
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There's really no way to get any "creepshots" from this angle. Plus, it's all just a waste of my time, time that could be used to build a better humanity, a better future, not just for ourselves, but for our children and those to come after them. The time is now men, to change and become one with the gods. Forward is our only option now, turn your head or blink an eye, and you'll get lost in the dust of tomorrow.
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>>690285334
Throw bucket of water on sister so she takes clothes off then take pic
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>>690285334
With legs like that she can ride my bike
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>>690285334
I agree OP
BUMP THIS, FUCKING /B/TARDS
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How much for a day with ur sister?
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>>690285584
i like the way you think, anon
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>>690283560

Fat ass american spotted
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...or GOATS smilk,There's really no (You) to get any "(You)" from this angle. Plus, it's all (You) a waste of my (You), (You) that could be used to (You) a better humanity, a (You) (You), not (You) for (You), but (You) our (You)s and those to (You) after (You). The (You) is now (You), to (You) and become one with the (You). Forward (You) our only (You) now, turn (You) head or blink a (You), and (You)'ll get lost in the (You) of tomorrow.
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ADD SEMEN. EXTRACT WHILE STARING AT SISTER AND BRAYING LIKE A HORSE.
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>>690286010
Angry Indian detected. I love beef.
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>>690285334
>a waste of my time, time that could be used to build a better humanity, a better future
Nigger, you're making poor man's Kraft Dinner. Just fucking force her out of the fucking clothes already.
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Ok /b/. Are you ready for the inevitable? The time is at hand /b/ro there. It's your turn to rise up now, your turn to smell victory, and to lick the silver spoon. The Alfredo is well done, but our hearts are still raw, raw with the desire to seek out new boundaries, new planes that we can't even fathom of.
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>>690286394
Yes, rape and processed food go hand and hand. It is the only way.
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>>690286453
>dark meat
>likes to get cucked
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>>690286756
His sister is a whore too
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Here you go Bros
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>>690286453
ok ok, we knew you were gay when you didn't want to fuck your sister
so quit with the faggot speak
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>>690287322
I ain't see no cheesy enchilada mixed with it "bro"
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>>690287322
Bro I'm gonna wreck your sisters pussy bro gonna cum in it
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>>690287755
You see a sandwich right?
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>>690287322
Now dump it in the garbage.
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Get your sister to slather herself in the food and post pics
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>>690287992
MAKE THE ENCHILADA NOW BEFORE YOU HERE A KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR
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>>690287322
pics of sister eating that slop
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>>690288509
If you bust down my door, then can I offer you some perfectly ripe cherries?
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>>690288902
Cherries in butthole.
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>>690288902
cherries in sisters butthole
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Just happy that this thread died with +100 posts. Goodnight /b/
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>>690289523
>>690289269
Both
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>>690289682
you really shouldn't show your house and your sister's face on 4chan, summerfag.
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>>690289682
say it's the cherry in pooper challenge for 4chan video in aid of cancer research
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>>690289682
holy shit your sister is ugly never come here again
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>>690289682
now this I can fap too
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>>690291458
Time to look up the Auburn WA school picture sites.
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Has she sucked a dick yet? Maybe your dads or something, I dunno.
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