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Roll for your shitty superpower
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Rool
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>>690275238
>cause women's breasts to swell and lactacte
>useless
pls kys OP
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Rolling it up
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4 isnt useless become rich in cs go gambling
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Rolling for 1
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>>690275238
Roll me daddy
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Predicting the lottery with a 50% success rate would be amazing
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Roll my boat
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>>690276591
ez
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>>690275238
swag
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>>690275238
Roll
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>>690276621
Fuck yeah!
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Godspeed
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>>690275238
4 and 7 might be usefull
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>>690275238
rollio like the polio
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allahusnackbar
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I taketh back that rolio and request a new one.
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roolliaiaisdnanndasd
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rolllioeiore
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>>690275238
Alright
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rell
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Some of them are pretty good, especially this.
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roll bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>690277299
Got dubs do I shit whatever hotdogs are made out of?
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>>690275238
Reeee
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>>690275238
rolling for 1 or 4
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>>690275238

some of these are good
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>>690275238
roling for flight
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>>690275238
hot dogs!
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Rolling for 0
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Rollio
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>>690275238
rollin
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go
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>>690275238
>shitty

By weaponizing No. 7 you could possibly
ruin whole societies (possibly nations) in 1-2 generations, and No. 0 can make you the most succesfull man on Earth in almost everything.
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>>690275238
roll..
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>>690276624
My thoughts exactly. Play the lottery twice, win once. Repeat forever.
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>>690275238
rolling for high school
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>>690277720
I'm finally the master of my own mind
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>>690275238
Ræøll
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>>690275238
1 please
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>>690275238
rolllllly
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Rollerino
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Rolling for size
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>>690275238
jesus christ thats some funny shit right there
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roll1234
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>>690277755
That wouldn't work though
Probability of the two tickets are independent of each other so it's not 50/50
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>>690277755
>I don't know how chance works
The post
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Tyty
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>>690275238
Ich bin daniel
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>>690275238
rolling for the truth
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Limp bizkit
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>>690275238
rolling for flight
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hope for hotdogs
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Rolling for 7!!!
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>>690275238
1 ok but useless
2 being invisible and screaming gives you way more of a chance to dodge or hit then no power in a fight.
3 so i could fly but i'll have wings that's awesome
4 meh
5 well this is okay once you're 40+
6 this one is pretty useless. i'm short so being slightly taller doesn't matter
7 could be fun but useless
8 don't know how this is useful. worst power
9 sorry this is the worst power
0 depending on what "thoughts" mean this could be pretty great. so i can i use that full muscle strength humans don't use because it would hurt my muscles? could i control my pain like a monk?
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sure, why not
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>>690278397
>>690278500
statistically speaking for every 2 times he plays he will win once. it is not guaranteed he would win in the first 2 plays, but over enough games it would even out
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>>690275238
Rol
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Vell
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>>690275238
lol control your own thoughts, only on 4chan.
so i have a shitty superpower? i control my thoughts. it can be achieved through mindfulness meditation. it is most important and very weird we don't learn it in school.
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>>690275238
philli
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>>690279064
play the lottery a couple times and i'll most likely win after three tries so i guess i'm "lucky" kind of.
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1 plz hesus
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ROLL
CYKA
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Rollerino
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>>690275238
nice
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Roll and suck my ball
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>Cause women's breast to swell
>Shitty superpower
Moron
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>>690275238
4, 5, 7, and 0 are far from shitty, if you think about it.
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reroll
for 1
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>>690275238
lets go, roll
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Rolling
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plox
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Rollad
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Roleo
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>>690275238
rolling for 1 or 7
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>>690275238
rool
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>>690275238
leggo
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Rolling for shitty hot dog power
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roller
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>>690275238
>shitty
roll
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>>690275238
1 6 7 damn good
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Rollerinio
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>>690275238
rolling1
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>>690275238
Last power probably the most useful superpower.
To be in complete control of your own thoughts youd be able to keep your composure in any situation.
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yé
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>>690280895
Look like i did in high school for rest of my life?
Anyone wanna date a legal shota?
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Some of these are useful as fuck
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rollll
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only 2, 4 and 9 are useless.
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ROLAND
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rolli pooli
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>>690281305
>2
wear something over your mouth to muffle the scream

>9
feed homeless people, always have food

>4
better 50% then none
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>>690275238
Rooll
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>>690275238

rolllllllllllll
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Rawl
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>>690275238
ROLLING FOR 7, TIME TO GET HETEROSEXUALITY BACK!!!
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rawwlll
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>>690275238
I'm gonna roll a 4 or 7
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>>690275238
roll
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RAWL
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>>690281873
Instead, you turned into a glorious winged faggot.
Congratulations, sissy.
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>>690275238
Roll
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Rolling for 7 or 1
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rolling for cukc
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>>690275238
imma kill myself
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>>690282650
One reroll is allowed. Reroll
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Roll for 7
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fdsfd
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>>690275238
lkn'bgfhmgd
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>>690275238
Rollerino
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>>690275238
k
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Rolling pin
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Toll
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>>690275238
rollan
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k
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>>690275238
K
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I mean, a few of these are good
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>>690275238
Roll for laser vision XD XD XD
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Rillroll
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>>690275238
roll
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rohohol
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>>690284228
I already have that superpower
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>>690275238
/troll
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>>690276364
4 is pretty much useless because gambling is usually 50/50 anyway

7 isn't so bad, I could do this to so many lesbians

Role for 7
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rollerino
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>>690275238
1 please
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