>>690273743
tits and timestamp before any questions go flying about

Sharpie in pooper

Can you take off your shirt please?

Feet

>>690273743
Fuck off, nigger

Why don't you use the correct date format? dd/mm/yyyy

boobs or didn't happen

>>690273915
LMFAO. What is this, the 400's? Only idiots use d/m/y

>>690273743
Tits please?

>>690273912
God will you footfags kill yourselves already. You are a cancer who ruin everything with your fucked up fetish.

>>690273743
What color is your REFRIGERATOR?!

>>690274026
She's not using d/m/y you mong

can you fondle your pussy for us

Timestamp AND tits to proceed.

>>690274026
fuck off americunt

>>690274026
The sad part is
is that he is being serious

>>690274174
>failing to read who the reply was for.

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>>690274026
Something tell me you're American.... I bet you think that the metric system is dumb too...

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>>690273743
Oh my! Your comment inspires delightful thoughts in my cranial boxhold of a gameshow I only wish I could play, called OP's Pickle! I imagine myself in a shiny studio taking part in the filming of the one and only episode of this show, a privilege granted to me by finding the golden ticket in a chocolate bar, the only ticket in the world that OP wiped back to front on her quim in order to scent it with the glorious musk of her slimy hotpocket o'mystery! Upon finding myself taking part in this show, I must concentrate all powers afforded to me by my faculties to answer ten questions about the history of OP's glistening cunt. A subject I have studied for many years, leaving me with an intimate knowledge of every single fold and dimple on her twatpurse. I even know all meandering curvatures and sweaty avenues of her taint! On the first wrong answer: death by hanging to the sad sound of a swanee whistle! On answering all ten correctly, I will tell you now. A door rises on the far side of the stage and a chair is risen upwards from the ground. On this chair is our Kikish Cuddlebunny, with legs akimbo, hoisted on all manners of fiendish straps and chains so as to afford onlookers a direct view up the extremites of her cuntpumple. Emma Watson is brought to me, impaled on a spike entering her shitbutton and exiting forcefully through her beautiful feminist duckhouse.

>>690274195
OY I SAY... IT IS 18 JUNE 16.... HURR DURR I AM FAGGOT.

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>>690274380
She is still alive, but grateful to be involved in this intimate dance with OP's belching pussy. I gingerly slice away Emma's face with a knife as I ready myself to take the prize. I strip off my pantaloons and bare my purple prickstick for all to see, as I place Emma's soggy faceflesh over my own, so as to resemble the daring English Rose as we enter the final erotic chapter of this awesome tale. I crawl on all fours, closer and closer to the spread legs of this independent young character actor, my eyes fixed at all times upon the prize of her wooded gashpastry. As I approach, to rapturous applause, the putrid stench of OP's quimcheese, churned in her hairy cuntbarrel for months in preparation for this day, makes my mouth water. I finally reach the object of all my desires and pounce, like a jaguar with a lit firework up it's jacksie, to feed enthusiastically on her cheesycookie. I replenish my lifeforce on the altar of her electric puss. As I sweep my hands across her bap puppies, twiddling her nipples like Jean Michel Jarre while having a stroke, I live, die and exist on all planes as the universes folds in upon itself.

>>690273743
>5312x2988

Why post such a huge image? You suck @ the Internet.

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>>690274327
aw he think he sao funni

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>>690274425
I'd fucking whisper tenderly in her ear that I love and appreciate her. Then I'd work my way down to her frontbottom, kissing all over. I'd suck and slobber on her sluggy pisswhippets until there was gallons of thick congealed quim paste oozing from her stinky whallop wound. I'd ram my average sized penis in her inviting gowl until I explode a quart of rancid wallpaper paste up the side of her supple bristols. Then I'd cut off her nipples with a penknife and sing the theme tune to Who's The Boss. I wish I could live a languid existence in the puckered folds of her crimpballoon and feast on the sweat from between her peachy fartclappers. I would love to collect a year's worth of oozing churngrool from her piss-stink scrambled fleshflaps. I would use this to drown myself in so that I may be reborn in the bounteous spendings of her hanging slimeslot. I would love to be reborn as her son so I could latch greedily to her bulletnosed floppleberries and drink the sweet titwag manna long into my teens until I had transformed into a large beetle that could scuttle shamefully up her shitsnip and lay eggs in her wondrous bitchwomb. I'd love to seal her heaving, naked form in a large bubble and have her writhe about in distress, begging to be released, but receiving only electric shocks for every time she refuses to wiggle her furry fartbeaver in my direction while I stroke my prick proud. When I cannot take it anymore, I will do a handstand against the bubble, clenching by buttockfundament tightly so as to form a passage that could ice a cake with wet cement. Then I would unleash a fart so pointy that the bubble would pierce as I collapse on my prize as it flails about under a crinkled mass of plastic and I position myself so that I am humping hungrily against her blubbery botrump. I would love to cut off her arsebuttocks and lick her seeping botmuscles. I'd cube the buttockmeat and drizzle with olive oil.

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>>690274478

this is fake as fuck

>>690274468
Why bring sword art online into this

>>690274499
Then I'd fry with red onion, garlic, jalapeno, chorizo and a glug of cabernet sauvignon. Then, bring the plate to my bed and strip off until I look like an uncooked sausage. I'd lie in bed eating and masturbating hard. When I was finished then I would take a family of timid Asians hostage. I'd love to live as a tampon stuck up her pussbucket, I'd stay there for years becoming diseased and churning around in pus, blood and sexjuice. I'd make a rich soup from her collected teenage periods and drink it while hang-gliding into a monastery. I'd shove my mother, grandmother and the complete set of interviewees featured in Claude Lanzmann's harrowing documentary film about the Holocaust, Shoah, down a flight of stairs, just to take a bus to within a mile radius of a bench which a gust of wind from the sundress of the hospital sanitary assistant who disposed of the medical waste capsule containing remnants of the placenta of OP's first-born child wafted towards as she walked by.

>>690274434
Just zoom in on the boobs you double nigger.

show us ur dick

>>690274534
Fail

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>>690274534
too bad

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>>690273743
It's the 18th, not the 17th. Nice try faggot.

Tits or gtfo

>>690273743
So why is like being a hot gril in any way boring?

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>>690274666
ayy trips

>>690273743
Show your tits/ass/pussy.
If you're just some girl, there's nothing else interesting about you.

>>690274534
It's aiming for the post above no worries

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>>690273955
>>690273836
>>690274052
>>690274191

Do you have kik?

>>690274885
Oh my god here we go again...bare tits no cleavage

>>690274885
Nice try. Bare or nothing.

>>690274565
For a good steak you should first marinate in a few hours ahead of time with garlic salt and pepper or some other spices of your choice. Leave at room temperature in a bag to keep moist. When cooking, turn heat on high to warm the pan, and sear the steak. You then want to reduce it immediately to medium heat, flipping the steak when it begins to leak out juices. Cook to your liking

>>690274885
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOO WERE HALFWAY THERREEE
>WAOOOOAAHHHH
>LIVING ON A PRAYER!!!!!

>>690274885
Not good enough. TITS OR GTFO. ITS A SIMPLE RULE

>>690274833
The game

>>690274666
holy. shit. 666

>>690274885
There's just a bunch of children and faggots here.
Why do you bother?

>>690274885
...

Is there a scene with someone drinking OP's piss? Oh god, why do I need to watch videos of women drinking each other's piss. why can't I just be normal. My ex-gf laughed at me when I asked if I could drink her piss. Why am I destined to remain in this pissless prison. Would that I could taste the sweet salt-tang of that glorious stream from this modern day Pirene made flesh. My hopes and desires dashed repeatedly by these harpies who guard with hateful zeal the gates to their blessed pussfountains. I have planted saplings that will afford our nation's grandchildren the comfort of a mighty Oak's shade, yet I must remain unfulfilled as womankind will not bestow its kind action on me to let me bask in the warm waters of its collective poontang. I'm haunted by dreams of dying without ever having filled my gullet with slashwater from a salacious slapper. What made me this way. Why couldn't I be a pedophile like everyone else on /b? At least then I might find company. I must remain solely devoted to female piss. I cannot find solace. I'm a hateful creature.

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Rofl. This is all shit posted in a fail thread last night. Check it out, I've got her tits too.

>>690273743
ugh, you people annoy me. This picture is being reposted and OP didn't even bother editting the date.