Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>claim
There was a tiny fire in the forest so we had to take care of it, sorry for leaving suddenly
Miho claimed
>>690269998
So close, desu.
>>690269850
Nah, never fought sadly. Just trained, fixed radios, and taught martial arts. A lot of vidya, too, desu.
>>690269998
Yo
>>690269998
Penny claim.
>Nothing like a hot shower and some cold ice cream.
>>690269451
5 more years for me.
Reserves aren't bad, but not good either. Kind of a shit show.
>Desu
I like it.
>>690269497
Shaving is a hassle I don't want to deal with. Maybe another time anon.
>>690269730
I'm always aroused, it sucks.
>>690269850
Yeah ive been on mobile for about a month.
I can make money?
I did it because it turned me on to be told to do things.
>>690269888
>Those fucking trips.
>I'd fucking do it too but,
No cucumber, sorry m8!
>>690269998
kagami claimed!!
>>690269850
the boxing!!! lol
>>690269888
>>690269888
>>690269888
>>690269888
HOLY SHIT lewd time already
So, Mizore is going to have a gift for us later.
>>690270170
>No cucumber
You can use mine!~
>>690270170
Buy one m8
Best type moon claimed.
>>690269850
>What the fuck is with her anime?
That's simply a gag that has gone too far, the kaleidosticks appeared in Fate/Hollow Ataraxia (the sequel) and someone decided to make a lighthearted magical girl series out of it, but still aimed at the adult fate fanbase.
If anyone recognises this, I love you.
>>690270170
Yeah I couldn't 6 years even if they let me get another job during it. This shit just ain't the Corps it used to be, so I'm dipping out, desu.
>>690270170
any veggie will do or long item
>claim
>>690270088
Welcome back~
>>690268992
I went to a coffee shop thats on the lake here and Talked for a couple hours with some friends. Saw soooo many honeys, Drove my car really fast down the freeway.Met a cute girl with tattoos. All in All good Saturday.
what are you up karen? i want a ohayu but im too new to ask. fuck my life
Claiming superior autism!
>>690269850
I'm glad! <3
I mean, legit happy!
>>690270296
You mean Yuki's small thing right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NEmxnPT6-LM
nigga if this ain't the tightest shit then get the fuck out of my face
>>690270310
I recognize you Shiki, desu.
>>690270296
>Wew
>>690270303
That's sus as fuck, I don't eat veggies.
>>690270362
Will a sharpie do?
I dont eat veggies
>>690270370
Thanks cute tsun~
Missed anything while I was gone?
>>690270310
What is Waha?
Please love me anyway.
>>690270538
how about something thicker
>>690270485
Not me but the scene and, I know that you're a filthy secondary when it comes to Fate, I still love your gay junkie ass though.
>>690270538
Yass
Sharpie in pooper
>>690270447
Dont be rude to my nigga Yuuki! His is small but cute!
>>690270538
Already begone and I just got here
Ah going to store, brb
>>690270362
Don't give in, you want a cucumber!
>>690270538
Stop being a coward!
New list for ohayous when I can get an artist and the money. Also can someone please upload the group picture for Rei? My verification expires before it goes through
Yuno
Dio
Akiko
Rory Mercury
Ika
Kagami
Konata
Homura
Mugen
Shiro
Ryougi Shiki
Holstaur
Franken Fran
Ritsu
Mugi
Azusa
Mio
Yui
Megumin
Rei
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Miho
Shiro claimed!
What's going on?
>>690270551
Syndra trying to get trips for lewds twice both times off by one [spoiler]in revenge for me getting trips[/spoiler]
>>690270616
I really don't have anything m80
>>690270684
>>690270697
>>690270712
I don't have a cucumber m8.
>>690270636
I am not a junkie. I just like to face reality with drug induced vision, desu.
>>690270712
he doesn't have one so at least something close to that thickness will do
>>690270859
hair brush? lotion?
Here.
>>690270859
And you can't go buy one? They can't be expensive. You even get to pick the size. You are letting the trips down.
>>690270088
a fire in the forest?
>>690269998
karen a cute desu
>>690270859
A Wii remote?
>>690270780
I'd very much like to see the group picture, yes. ~
And thank you for adding me. ^u^
>>690270853
Nothing currently, as far as I'm concerned.. How're you? Wie geht's dir?
>>690270780
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwRdgKxzVEQ
good shit fam
i don't have the picture so rip
>>690270780
What about me? :o
>Megumeme has a ohayo tho
>>690270854
Seems like a fun time
I saw your lewd a few thread ago :^)
>>690270780
You asking for this? Last one i had not sure if up to date.
>Miho
>>690271012
Rolling.
>>690270859
Shampoo bottle then
>>690271121
>why is hand-cunt still there?
>>690270780
the hell is this?
>>690270853
star wars ^_^
>>690271121
remove pony shit
>>690271030
Yeah, there was a tiny fire in one and we were called to put it out
Easy money kek
>>690271179
Because it's not up to date.
>>690271121
>>690271263
Latest version has hand in the sky.
>>690271121
Holy shit. <3
>>690271315
Shame he didn't actually kill himself.
>>690271179
>>690271223
>>690271263
>>690271413
Newfags pls.
>>690271080
>pic related
>>690271012
>roll
Im frickin hungry. I want some foods. Mcdonalds maybe. shit sounds cash right now
>>690271263
>>690271315
Yeah i do have the out of date one then.
>>690271151
>>690271041
>>690270938
I found an empty beer bottle...
Fair?
>>690271462
>Fuck off Mai.
>>690271512
>food
>McDonald's
Pick one.
>>690271600
Milk!
>>690271572
Yeah, that'll do donkey.
>>690271572
I guess.
Don't forget the time stamp and cute panties. Pulled off to the side of course.
>>690270132
yes! Sounds nice!
Glad you're back bongo
Why'd you leave for that while?
Also what vidya?
>>690270170
Yeah there are cam sites like chaturbate where there's thousands of people throwing money at you to do things
If you're as cute as you say! You would make a killing and you would be doing something you enjoy too!
The perfect dream job!
>>690270310
>a gag that has gone too far
Yeah no fucking joke seriously
I think you can tell by now how much I hate that shit
What's a kaleidosticks?
>>690270390
Haha nice! Scoring some babes dude? If I'm ever in America I'll hit you up and you can teach me how to talk to chicks
I put you on the list now. I can't make one and Akiko can't either but together we should be able to find someone that can
>>690270432
As you should and deserve to be!
>>690271053
Group picture is right below this reply man! Give a thank you to Miho
>>690271121
Yeah this! Thanks so much yo I didn't think anybody was going to do it lol
I forgot to chat you up, sorry. Are you doing good?
>>690271217
Ohayo list! When I get money and an artist I'll give everyone an ohayo
>>690271600
>>690271572
Depends
Is it wide?
>>690271572
go for it
>>690271600
Cow ooze
>>690271781
shit sounds cash af my nigga
>>690271465
What a great pic it was, wish I saved it~
>>690271717
No panties. Already said.
This is the last warning, I'm male, no clothes, hairy. No timestamp.
>>690271781
I say I'm not cute! But that sounds nice, I doubt I'd be wanted there though.
>>690271832
I'd use the neck, wider than a sharpie.
>>690271601
fuck off atago
>>690271650
>>690271787
I can't remember, did I tell you guys what's been going on with one of my pets the past few days?
>>690271961
Fuck off Hand
>>690271961
You got me.
Fuck off Shiki.
>>690271885
>>690272005
Yep, you did.
>>690272005
I was going to ask about that but I thought you didn't want to remember so I left it alone.
How is your pet doing?
>>690272005
No you didnt.
>>690271953
Go ahead i want to see your arse
>>690271781
Eh was just off somewhere for a short while doing things. Nothing big. But I mostly stick with CoD for vidyas, desu.
>>690271053
Oh, hey rei, long time no see.
Mir geht's recht gediegen, it's the weekend after all. How was the trip (or is it still in the future)?
>>690271217
Hey Kanban, how's it going?
>>690271247
easy 90 cent's to buy a megumeme :^)
Why am I so horny today?
God I feel like a highschool girl who just smoked a bunch of weed and drank half a bottle of vodka.
/blogshit
>>690272124
forgot to ask which one it was that you didn't save
>>690272333
>trips
>>690272124
:^)
>>690272333
Easy to buy me? I dunno mango, it took you a full day of rolling to get trips on me
>>690272322
Shiro do you have an ohayo?
>>690271885
What lewd ?
>>690271512
McDonald's is good! I would take you out if I were there.. Shame I'm not. 3:
>>690271781
^u^
Thank you, Miho.
>>690272369
Why does the thread have to be this lewd when I'm not at home for the first time in ages.. , __ ,
>>690272322
The trip? .3. Which one?
>>690271147
>>690271465
Just give it to me.
>roll
>>690272575
I can't help it. Even yesterday I was a horny little bully.
Feel free to ignore me.
I'm out!
>Gonna binge watch anime and play some vidya
Later ^^
>>690271953
If he goes through with it, would someone kindly save and show me later? I can't really open up a lewd in 100% public, now can I? :s
>>690272689
It's alright, heh
>>690272403
we don't care , humiliate yourself for our pleasure you kinky whore
>>690272733
Bye, you be good now!
>>690272169
>>690272200
Alright.
>>690272205
Well one of my pets who we've had so long I literally can't even remember not having her because I was so young had basically been on death's door the last few days or so.
The reason I bring it up is because I just found out she passed this morning so I don't know how much I'm gonna be around today.
>>690272369
Decent amount of gay anons live in texas.
Always an option
>>690272518
Unfortunately it's too late for that, but have an Konbanwa instead.
>>690272575
Weren't you the one planing to travel through Europe?
I might get some people mixed up here...
>>690272670
>>690271147
nothing is free in this world
>roll for both Kyouko and Syndra
>>690272507
it only took a day of rolling
i was rolling for shizuru for 4 days and still didn't get her
>>690272670
what are you rolling for?
>roll
>>690272306
Sounds good, you gonna stick around now?
Threads are always comfier with you old guys around. The shrimp came back too
>>690271953
>>690272403
Just careful not to break the bottle in your bum or anything yeah?
Let's not turn the lewd into a hospital trip!
>>690272689
Dude go fap, why not?
Horny is good!
>>690272733
Seeya penny!
>>690272875
I will add you to the ohayo list then!
It's like a jar that I fill with pennies, someday I'll get an artist to make on for everyone
>>690272852
Yuko!
>>690272829
A lot of deaths lately in /waifu/
My condolences.
>>690272575
Tohsaka's lewd she posted 3-4 threads ago
>>690272879
>roll
>>690272975
Go for her again~
>fuck
>>690271781
I actually quite like it, as long as you don't take it too seriously.
>What's a kaleidosticks?
The sticks that give them power and magical girl outfits.
>>690272829
Shame it wasn't you who died.
>>690272829
She's in a better place now, yes? What kind of pet was she?
I am sure she enjoyed your time together.
>>690272852
Yuuko with his wisdom pearls
>>690273006
Glad to know someone feels that way. I can't guarantee I'll be around much, but you'll see me poke my head in a thread every now and again. You won't be able to miss me tho, desu~
HOLY FUCK THE LOLI JUST FUCKING MURDERED HER TEACHER GOD DAMN JESUS CHRIST
>>690272852
Can't into it. I'm willing to meet up, well maybe when I have some money, but not hook up.
I'm 100% straight but my humor and openness about sexuality is interpreted as bi.
Seriously, the only dick I can stand touching is my own.
>>690273073
Hmmnn, hmmn..
>>690272875
Oh, no. I am planning to walk through Europe, but it won't happen for another 2-3 years, hehe.
>>690272829
Sorry for your loss. Hopefully your pet went happy and painless. I've had to have a dog put down before its hard to deal with sometimes.
>>690273276
I know the feeling.
>>690273227
I'll dump all the Karen-Kongou I have whenever I see you too
And you will at least have me to talk to about your radio fixing and vidya adventures
>>690273276
So much this
It won't upload!
I stuck a bottle in my as for nothikg, stupid data caps.
>>690273276
get a femboi and lock him up
>>690273513
Uso da!
>>690272879
Come on.
>Roll for Tohsaka and Kyouko
>>690273513
Gake and Fay
Upload it bitch
>>690273265
What are you watching? o3o
>>690273513
Maybe you just need to upload it later, when I'm actually at home..!
>>690273575
>Rolling
>>690273006
British
You are very motivated today
>>690272829
Viking funeral
>>690273152
Too bad these pearls can not be sold.
How was your meal?
>>690273276
Good saying.
Many can relate to this.
But you'd touch a dick for the right amount of cash. We all would.
>>690273513
better make it work you have a public to entertain
>>690273513
You're keeping a bunch of horny people waiting.
>>690273575
>>690273668
>rolling
>Kyouko off by 2
>>690273279
Hmm-hmm
>>690273598
Fuck you faggots, I'll post it midnight tonight EST. I'll have signal by then
I need to go to work, see ya!
>>690273150
You got Steam Karen?
>>690273736
It was alright I guess.
How are you doing today?
>>690273800
>Rolling for Tohsaka and Syndra
>>690271953
MIZORE!! NOOOO Dont do it.
>>690273668
>>690273800
Fuck this, im done.
>Last roll
>>690273933
>>690273962
>roll
>>690273962
kys
>>690273085
I dunno, I always hated ecchi/romance. Romance I don't like cause it's just not my thing. But again, with ecchi I would rather just go watch porn.
To each his own tho.
I only watched three episodes and gave up at one of those shower scenes.
>>690273736
I had a good day today, so I will pay it forward, as usual!
How long were you lurking?
>>690273800
>>690273575
>>690273668
>>690273962
THIS is how you do it
Watch this roll, kids.
>rolling to pet the cat
>>690273907
Who do you have added? I don't give out my ID anymore, I'll find you though.
>>690273887
>almost 8 hours later
If you hold out on us, it's not just your ass you'll have to worry about.
>>690272322
just hopped out the shower? whats gucci with you?
>>690272829
Good Night Sweet Prince.
Sorry to hear about your pet. They truly are amazing things. Losing one is never easy Be strong your doge/cat? wouldn't want you to be sad.
>>690273887
So that's in 2,5 hours, huh?
>>690273935
The lewdness MUST procceed, it seems.
>>690273073
no i had to settle for the cheaper option
hence why i rolled for and got you :^)
>>690273800
>>690273575
>>690273668
>>690273962
>>690274036
rolling for all of you
>>690274036
You didn't even make it to the really lewd part in season 2 then.
>>690273661
Mommy's Little Girl
>megu
>>690274235
need more lens flare
>>690274036
Just add me here.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>690274126
rolling
>>690273933
I am doing just fine. Thank you for asking.
You are keeping good care of these threads as always. Why haven't you become the dictator yet?
>>690273962
Space balls rolling
>>690274036
Just got into the end of last thread.
You all deserve good days everyday.
What was so amazing today?
>>690273736
Probably, but that would require a LOT of zeros.
>>690274281
You fuck
What is all the rolling about ?
What are you rolling for? Tell me how it works.
>>690274530
How many zeroes?
>>690274678
rolling for you :p
>>690274737
First your offer, then we negotiate.
It is time for my departure. See y'all in a couple days, may get on mobile in next couple days.
>>690274530
Name your price~
>>690274678
Stealing waifus, sometimes lewds
>>690274496
>Why haven't you become the dictator yet?
I don't think I'm good enough to be one!
>>690273006
That sure is better than what most other people here fill their jars with.
>>690273279
Oh, I thought that trip might have been the reason I didn't see you in a while.
That reminds me, last time we met I was trying to find 10/10 lewdness.
>>690273032
Yup.
>>690273150
A cat.
>>690273322
That's all I hope too.
>>690274203
Too late.
Rolling For Blonde Hair Alliance
>>690274839
Stay safe
>>690274837
three fitty
>>690274898
No candy for the kids.
>>690274837
Five zeroes?
>>690274898
>>690274805
Oh, I see. What would one need to steal et.c.? .3.
>>690274013
Oh come on
>>690274678
If you roll trips you can demand something of the waifu you're rolling for
Karen is ultra pure though, she needs quints since someone already rolled trips and quads
>>690274297
>really lewd part
I'm glad I didn't
Post pout?
I have one too now
>>690274942
Oh? What do people fill their jars with?
>>690274496
I have a very poor relationship with my parents, in real life I am stubborn and angry all the time for no reason that I can control.
I broke down to my father yesterday and instead of just sending me a message back he came all the way from beirut and just watched me sleep instead of waking me up.
I don't want to be a failure but being compared to my parents makes me feel like that's all I can be.
>>690275280
cum
>>690274970
That's not how it works baka!
You gotta roll for a waifu!
>>690275373
In?
>>690275280
Oho, that's pretty neat, I guess. ~ Hmmn, Rei is the same, there'd need to be quads at least for nudes and quints for actual lewd stuff.
>ultra purities unite <3
>>690275280
Because you ask so nicely.
>>690275453
jars
>>690275453
Rolling for Karen's Hair
>>690274805
rolling
Rolling
>>690274913
Just get really really sarcastic and aggressive to all. Works every time.
>>690275133
Kids need love too
>>690275219
I'd think trips.
If you want to make your waifu cry.
>>690275280
I love how that constitutes as a good day.
You must be getting a lot of repressed emotion out. Sounds like a relief. He must care a lot.
>I'm pretty stubborn and angry too irl
>>690274954
All I can offer you is a virtual hug
rest in piece cat, you had a great life and a great owner
>>690275219
3 of a kind
rolling for you!
>>690275555
Quads
>>690275196
>X00,000
Try again. As much as I would love that money quickly, we are trying to buy my dignity here. Afraid I'll hold out for at least two more.
>>690275663
I dislike crying mostly, so I will never roll to steal. I mean, why would I steal if I already have my superior autism Rei? <3
>>690275555
What kinda request is that?
>>690275813
>cum in jars
I'm not sure
>>690275712
rolling
>>690275777
Seven
>megu
>>690275663
Sorry, it's called jailbait for a reason.
>>690275541
>POUUUTTTTTT
>>690275663
Kek, and apparently Makoto is very shy!
Opposites of the thread, yes?
Father and mother expect me to be a big success but I feel all I've done is disappoint them and do nothing.
How about you? How's your week been?
>>690275595
never shino
never
>>690275502
U L T R A P U R E
Karen wants me to post pout in thread.
Fine.
One last try for Kyoko and Tohsaka
>>690275878
Kek'd.
A strange request, mind you.
>>690275712
W-What are you rolling for, exactly?!
>>690276048
Purest of the pure!
I can't stop playing WT after marathoning GuP, send help.
>>690276138
One more for Syndra and Tohsaka aswell then.
>>690276211
reroll
>>690275225
I'm done
>>690275541
>That pout
I wish I had one to post
>To lazy to try and find one
>>690276192
>I can't stop playing WT after marathoning GuP
I see nothing wrong with this?
>>690276092
Spread ass
>>690276211
Last time roll
>Tohsaka