>>690269670
bamp

Bump, cmon OP.

Fucking christ, where is faggot op?

WTF happened to the last thread

This is like being left by a hooker after getting a hard on.

>>690270113
Fuck you cuck

Real op is probably crying from being a beta

>>690270113
stop posting this you enormous faggot, you already started a thread with this and got called out for having the MS paint skills of a 3rd grader.

>>690270113
OP obviously edited it because he's a cuck faggot

>>690270218
>>690270229
>>690270282

OP here what the fuck are you faggots talking about

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Here's what I responded, I don't think I fucked it up
All of the edits weren't me so chill

>>690270575
are seriously asking a girl you never met to hang out at her place after 7 messages.
that OP is OP

>>690270575
Good job OP, keep it chill and you'll be getting the succ tonight.

>>690270735
That's what I was fucking told to say idk

>>690270575
seems like you worked it out by yourself, now fuck off and get laid

>>690270575
Bammmmmm
I'm proud of you, great alpha response

>>690270831
Man don't take advice here most people will just want to troll and have fun.
you should meet her in a bar and grab a drink like a normal human being and maybe go eat something afterwards. And how dare you say "at your place" if she doesn't even say a word about it ahaha.
Hope it's gonne be ok, she seems rly into you anyway so hf.
And don't ask her to suck your dick after 5 min of the movie if anyone told you to.

>>690271206

>fat sjw here
>memes!

Don't feel like posting a pic and crossing out address and number

But she responded with "Sure, my address is ______"

About to send back "Cool, I'll see you then"

Is that a bad closer

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>>690270575
I'm proud of you op. Get ready to make some big cummies.

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>>690271368

dont forget to take lube op u gonna smash that past

>>690271368
lmao no it's fine, hf

>>690271206
Yeah, just 20-30 mins into the movie and then just kiss her, maybe before just look at her eyes like 5 seconds, and most important, don't be silent during those first 20-30 mins of movie

>>690271368
You got this shit, yeah it's fine. Get laid for us OP. Maybe make a thread when you're done and tell how it went.

>>690270575
This obviously isnt OP

This is an app that lets you fake messages and look at the time

>>690271627
BTFO with these faggy edits.

>>690271368
Maybe make it alright, I'll see you then, but that's just me. Overall, you can do no wrong since she likes you already. Just make sure to smell good when you go and make an obvious first move. Very good job not fucking this up

Are you old enough 2 drink OP?

>>690271782
This gonna sound beta as fuck, but you seem knowledgeable so what do you mean as a first move
Everyone has told me like to not be too needy and come off as so

>>690272055
nope

>>690272083
Stare at her longingly for a good 10 to 15 minutes and then slowly pull out a large bottle of lube from behind you. Don't break the stare while doing it.

>>690271772

cmon dude Im keking to death right here because of it and since I have cancer who are you to stop me from having fun

>>690271627
you are cheatting

>>690272812

obliusvy fake

>>690272083
First move as in making physical contact with her to initiate sex or at least hooking up. Don't worry about being needy, that's more of a long term thing that overall means don't text her all the time or demand her attention too often, let her want you more than you show that you want her. For tonight, you want to establish that you are also into her, which most people do not by saying so but by making physical contact at some point and going in for a kiss. Usually people put their hand on the girl's hand or put their hand on her thigh or something and then look at her and lean in for it. If you get too scared and can't do it tonight, it's not the end of the world, some girls appreciate guys not making a move so soon and it will make her want to more the next time you guys inevitably meet up. So either way OP, things are gonna be good as long as you show up. Some may even debate that cancelling last minute like an asshat may make her want you more, but lets not discuss that option now.

Wtf will you do at her place?

>>690273469
i think what you want to say is i should casually pull my pants down and make the helicopter to show that i'm a badass.

>>690273557
I don't fucking know
Everybody on the other thread was telling me to go this route, I just followed
I dont even know if she wants to have sex, but everybody said its obvious she does so

>>690273557
Watch movies, cuddle and fuck obviously

>>690273469
The most important thing is to be secure of what you are doing, be alpha

>>690273878
Yeah man i'm from the other thread, make me proud man
Movie and sex easy that's the route, she wants it

Are there any subtle signs that I should watch for that indicate shes not looking for sex or anything like that
I really dont want to fuck this up

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>>690274672
Yes when she laughs at your tiny penis

>>690275010
Cheers dude

>>690274672
There's no way she doesn't want it, if you start thinking that bullshit you will fail