>>690258239
Bitch I bumped this shit for you. Dump more anon

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>>690259084
I'm with this guy. Let's go OP.

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>>690259084
here ya go

>Be me in 3rd grade
>Kid named Tony brings handheld video game to school. He's quiet and keeps to himself
>Me and friend yank it out of his hand during recess.
>Run my ass off to the "under construction/keep out" jungle gym.
>Throw his vidya game up onto the top level of the structure
>Tony goes after it, climbs over the yellow tape barriers, makes it to the top level
>Platform falls out from underneath him, he falls headfirst into concrete
>ohshit.jpg
>Me and friend run away laughing nervously
>Yard supervisor is crouched down over him, screaming
>Ambulance shows up, he gets taken away
>Luckily for us, we never said anything and nobody saw us
>Never see Tony back at school, all the kids assume he's dead
(Fast forward to senior year of HS)

>Meet super qt 3.14
>We end up dating
>go over to have dinner with her parents
>Says she has disabled older brother they take care of
>We get to her parents house, they are out at a doctors appointment
>See picture in a frame
>ohshit.jpg
>it's Tony
>Scared as fuck, but qt gf wants to fuck before everyone gets back home
>Mfw I'm nailing her over the couch, accidently make eye contact with Tony picture while I nut
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Put on spongebob and sit on opposite couches just in time for parents car to roll into driveway.
>Door opens, parents walk in, pushing dude my age who looks like Stephen hawking in a wheelchair
>Drool coming out of his mouth
>I say hi, quickly head to bathroom
>at dinner table now
>Tonys just sitting there drooling, staring at his plate
>Parents ask me how old I was, where I grew up, etc.
>Nervously tell the truth
>"Oh wow, you and Tony probably went to school together!" The mom says
>Tony slowly looks up at me with his disabled eyes
>Goes full retard, howling and convulsing
>Parents and GF thought it was a seizure, I knew by his eyes he remembered me

(2 weeks later)
>Be me sitting next to Tony in hospital room
>He on a ventilator
>He dies hours after I go home

>>690259345
Lol threw a banana

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>>690259314
ok ok keep your pants up

>>690259757
What a g

>>690259757
I want to know what happened

>>690259757
Hardcore mofo. Snaps a board on his head like it is nothing.

>>690259877
Classic

>>690259129
This one always makes me sad

>>690259757
my nigga

>>690259345
What the fuck did they think throwing that weak shit would do
May as well be shooting a tank with a BB gun

>>690259345
Story/did he died?

>>690259425
how does it feel to have murdered someone?
how does it feel to be the reason a whole family crashed into misery?

>>690259877
I did this to my mom yeseterday best prank ever

>>690260141
Why? Nala has to eat.

>>690260309
Bearly

>>690260182
I think they were just trying to break it's attention.

>>690260424
> yeseterday
Really? How do you misspell a word by spelling it longer?

>>690260770
magic

>>690260541
Nerve gas explosion

>>690260770
Brilliantant

>>690259425
Holy shit that's dark

>>690258239
Mincraft

Anyone have the webms with the best at the checkout + milk?

>>690259425

The yard supervisor knows... that this post was completely fictitious.

Seriously, finished fucking and put on spongebob?

>>690259757
lmao what is this guy

>>690261507
Brat*

>>690259425
thats so fucked dude.

>>690260587
I found it to be grizzly.

>>690259425
If true, you and your friends are cancer and you should kill yourselves. You literally stole that kids life from him... all because you were little shit heads.

>>690260309
He wasn't preventing forest fires

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best kind of rekt

>>690259757
my glorious white master race, we ll rule the world for 1000 more years

>>690259425
You fucking son of a bitch. If this is true you are the cancer of society. You are the reason I cry at night. You are the reason why good men do bad things.

>>690262309
god, that was hard to watch.

>>690262182
fake as gay like a faggot dream from the homo that posted it

>>690262593
stfu its green text on b , of course its fake

>>690262182
My Hero .. Kek

>>690262593
get off /b/

>>690259425
Fake and gay. Try harder

>>690262309
staged by putin himself moron

>>690262572
love dirty pakis dying

>>690262960
sauce ?

>>690262182
This motherfucking hero beating on monkeys, then more monkeys come he still kicks the shit out of em

>>690262593
>you are the reason I cry at night

You're one hell of a pussy goy

>>690259425
lol pls kys

>>690263224
I want more like this

>>690260309
no the bear was fine

>>690263741
did he died?

>>690263275
your brain is a fucking sauce if you cant realize that kind of shit is putin propaganda naive homofag

>>690263970
did he died?

>>690262182
>Jump kick right at the start.
Dammit, I wanted it to be real. The idea of one guy beating the hell out of a crowd sounds so damn nice.

>>690259757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHZbSx0rkvs

>>690264086
i wonder if she died

>>690258239
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=057_1464413664

Get a load of this one you will not be dissapointed this guy is being burned and forced to eat a dead inmate.

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>>690258239

>>690263504
DUDE! MORE!

>>690263504
Holy fuck sauce

>>690259757
the fucking running kick breaking the board at :24
kek

>>690264224
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1464380357

Better view

>>690259757
Night of the living dead?

>>690264335
shenzen nerve gas incident

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hand crushed by press

>>690264585
kek filename

>>690264224
>>690264406
must be boring in prison

>>690262572
First time ive ever seen someone actually stop drop and roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNafv0MIdjM

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>>690263504

>>690264224
>>690264406
>>690264751
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b60_1464380087

He eventually starts eating the hand

ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠ ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠ ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠ ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠ ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠

>>690263504

dude this is hard to see

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>>690259757
WOW!! That guy is a bad a**!!

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>>690263224
Fake and gay. 2 dudes in bull costume.

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>>690258239
>new rekt bread
>same content

>>690264322
You are the real fachist here.

>>690260541
that last guy ran so fast the floor caught fire

>>690263903
stepping into liquid nerve gas? what the hell do you think

>>690263855
Worst rock concert evar

>>690265307
indian space program

>>690264214
is rabbit ok?

>>690264322

piss off, traitor

>>690265371
do you mean fascist?

>>690265502
he's just sleeping

>>690265325
so you bring OC ?

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>>690265622
Yup thx.

>>690265422
>>690265455
>>690265499
Woah

>>690264085
Holy shit!! Why did I click on that?!

>>690265325
not as sad as you, you dumb faggot.

>>690265786
fascist and fashist is not about grammar. you are just stupid. don't use words you don't fucking know, you faggot.

>>690264729
cool stunt

>>690264322
The reason trump has so much support is because of wastes of life and welfare surfers like you. Piss of you dead weight.

>>690263504
I've never understood why it runs when it's organs come out

>>690264214
That's all, folks!

>>690266699
top dolf

>>690263741
quicksanded nerve gas

>>690264406
Holy fuck that looks like hell

>>690263855
western guy detected in crowd

>>690264794
This

>>690265307
>that small moment where he realized he fucked up

>>690263974
putin is a baby boy raper

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>>690262572
why did they lynch him?

>>690264085
FUCKING AWESOME! HAHA

>>690267003
Oh god, ive seen some fucked up stuff but thats a bad way too go.

>>690264955
that bull looks way more efficient killing horses than humans

>>690265278
was a tiger asshole

>>690267003
Source? Fuckin brutal

>>690267003
why would you even go up there without a parachute?

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>>690259345

>>690267764
i just threw up. so crazy

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>>690267911
nothing of value was lost

>>690267911
>911
confirmed

>>690259757
Holy shit, that's looks like it's ripped straight out of a fucking movie

>>690264585
hydraulic press channel be like: this hand is very dangerous and can attack at every moment

>>690264562
no it wasnt you fucking faggot. They hit an electrical line thats why the smoke and fire start, how fucking retarded are you?

>>690263617
You stupid fucking bastard. What the fuck did he think was going to happen? That's basically a welding rod...

I'm still surprised at how fucking stupid people can be. I know this means I am one of stupid but at least I'm not cook my tongue with a sparkler stupid.

>>690259757

Gypsies?

>>690263504
>>690264955
The degenerate cunts that orchestrated this deserve to be paralysed from the neck down

>>690268755
you had to take the bait didn't you

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>>690259129
sloths are pointless in evolution.
can't they just die out already?

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>>690269000
Dude, Go fuck yourself

>>690268755
new here?

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>>690269335
>Dude, Go fuck yourself
It's okay to be upset.

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air strike gifs incoming.

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>>690269335
are you implying sloths matter?

>>690263855
Now this is how you control the faggot uprising.

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>>690260141
>This one always makes me sad

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>>690263504

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>>690264085
animals have survival instincts
>dog just sits there

>>690267003
it's a trap

>>690258239
what happened to his leg? i never managed to get this info

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>>690268770
> I know this means I am one of stupid but at least I'm not cook my tongue with a sparkler stupid.

can you just stick to your native language, i hate seeing people fuck up such a simple language

>>690269953
the part after 4 minutes when his head gets caught in the metal prong. GOD that's insane

>>690268305
do a barrel roll

>>690267512
Kill yourself you fuckin edgy loser

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>>690259425

can we get the video of the guy fucking a goat with the ac130 watching him?

>>690267003
ok what the fuck hes been climbing for 2 minutes how long is this shit and is it worth watching???

>>690263970
couch doggo

>>690270105
Your not fooling anyone you sneeky nigger

>>690270561
YES! wait 4 minutes

>>690266084
Bait this hard.

y'all listen up ...

I remember when /b/ was a raw, elemental force of directionless hate and sewage. Pissing in an ocean of piss.
I remember cp threads being the norm, not the rare exception.
I remember when we raided a cutting site... "cutting buddies" and we raided it so hard we crashed their server and they literally never came back. We kicked someone off the internet. They deserved it, and it was glorious.
I remember raiding "family friendly" sites with gore and scat and CP and Delicious Ron.

I remember when /b/ was the font from which all memes spread across the internet.

I remember the board literally moving so fast that a thread would be born and die in less than an hour, and the only way you knew it was there was the OC that you had experienced with your fellow Magnificent Bastards.

Now instead of raids we get bananas.
Now instead of CP we get "claim you're celebrity waifu"
Now instead of disgusting, offensive raw unfiltered shit we get "dubs thread post your dubs"
Now instead of original content flowing from /b/ and spreading across the internet, we get reposts from 9gag and tumblr.

There's no dark beauty, no malignant humor, just a bunch of underage useless faggots spamming bananas, "YLYL" and fucking triforces.

/b/ is disney.

/b/ only flows in the direction of the majority, so this is obviously what you wanted. You voted for this. you decided this.

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>>690270723
maximum kek. this is why i wont have kids - so stupid.

>>690260331
I've killed, i've killed quite a few people when I was in Afhan and Iraq.
You shouldn't lay that shit on someone, he's not responsible, you are a fucktard, I hope you are on a ventilator soon, fuck knows your brain is as fucked as Tony's.

>>690266699
Good stuff

>>690270723
repost!!

>>690264335
damn... what kind of gas did that?

>>690263304
Is that cum?

>>690271082
nerve

>>690264322
waste of dubs kys

>>690270782
so fucking stupid.

>>690268305
why the fuck didnt the guy helped him

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>>690270757
No, we just got rid of you fucking weirdos. We were here first and have been always. WE don't like cp, we hate your fucking self-righteous crusades, and we help those who help themselves.

Stop trying to make this something you always wanted it to /b/

>>690269864
animals also know how to bait

>>690271042
>fuck this, I'm getting away
>wait, the car is burning too much, fuck

>>690271174
got a longer version? i want to see the aftermath

>>690262182
Gakest and fayest thing I've seen in a long time.
Trust Russia to make shit this shit.

>>690263617
>when you're so fag that you urge to give a blowjob to a sparker

>>690264335
man i love these nerve gas ones.

>>690259757
Oldboy lives on

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>>690271174

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>the edgy animal rekt 15 yr old is back

>>690270723
Good parenting.

>>690270553
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=93d_1384239379&comments=1

>>690270339
did he die?

>>690266521
Oh I don't know, maybe fucking panic?

Idiot.

>>690271573
naw OCP put him back together.

>>690262572
I love that, he tries to breakdance and they kill him for trying to imitate an infidel.

>>690271196
Congrats on being such a pussy

>>690264085
delet this

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>>690271527
niggu even his brother didn't pay attention to him.

>>690271196
Look where you are feminine penis.

>>690262182
Another reason niggers won't ever be able to rise above. They were all jacked slender monkeys too. Fucking niggers.

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>>690271691
>being this much of an edgelord

>>690269637
why do they always have crosshairs while the gun fire goes always around it?

>>690264585
WELCOME TO HYDRAULIC PRESS CHANEL

>>690271123
no motherfucking g damn shit

>>690262800
>>690263276
don't be this new please

>>690271754
>>690271691
its stupid how much gasoline he wasted.

>>690262593
You cry at night?
Holy shit, you're one of those genuine wankers who actually give a fuck about shit.
Get off my chan you fucking retarded loser, we don't want your kind here.

This is a fucked up place for fucked up people, we'll have no retards here!

>>690271840
it's called centering

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>>690271691

>>690270070
Are you retarded? Because although he didn't use quotations, that was perfect English. Maybe a couple words forgotten, but still. Chill, twat.

>>690271840
Time delay for flight of projectiles over the distance and wind

>>690270857

Follow thru with your threats

>push mre agrain rand I frucking strab RU!!
>fruck you rasshole bre a mran!

>>690271840
Distance is a factor, the crosshair gives a general direction

>>690271690
Thank you Anon. This gave me the kek I needed.

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>>690271754
>feminine penis.
someone say feminine penis?

>>690270625
kek

>>690271721
Shut down your PC Faggot and GTFO.

>>690271174
when infomercials fail

>>690264322
MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!

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>>690270561
bro it loops every 7 seconds or so

>>690264322
kek, fuck America.

>>690271955
Nah,

>>690270070 is right.

>>690271840
I think its something to do with the movement of the plane, after the payload is fired the plane is already several hundred feet away by the time it hits the ground

>>690263224
It might have been two guys in a bull costume, but it was a bull in the man costume.

>>690271917

Jesus fuck, what is going on in here? Why is he so eager to get his arm cut off?

>>690270070
English is not a simple language amigo

>>690259757
gypsies in Hungary in a nutshell

>>690269652
#SlothLivesMatter

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>>690264322
>bernouts are still the salty

I will vote Trump just to piss u fags off

>>690271690
>French cars

>>690263855
Sand people are fucking disgusting

>>690272012
Nice wild instinct.

>>690271456
what happened?

>>690259129
summer fag confirmed

>>690263741
Should have left the earlier bit on there, where she ever so carefully removes her shoes to stop them getting wet. Best bit!

>>690260587
kekd

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>>690272378
>#SlothLivesMatter

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>>690272260
nigger got caught stealing a second time

it was either the hand or his head, i would have gone with the latter tbh

>>690271456
>Hello darkness my old friend

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>>690272524
>summer fag confirmed
>>690259129

>>690263855
Now I'm all in favour of getting stoned, as much as the next guy, but this... they seemed to have missed the point.

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>>690272485
dog has good instincts tru