>>690257216
May i have that magazine?
>"accidentally" grabs your dick dick

Hey... Wanna hear a story OP?

>>690257318

S-senpai I didn't know... I-I wouldn't have... hnggggggg

Allah akbar!
>detonates suicide vest
>everyone dead
>me martyr

>grabs 2006 edition of national geographic

>>690257216
Sorry about my kids, but I don't believe in discipline. Anyway, do you want to see every picture I've taken of them?

>>690257547
hah, look at this edgelord faggot.
>not wearing bomb proof suit to waiting rooms
>faggots

>>mouthbreathing loudly

I think I saw Candlejack at the recep

> wipes booger on chair

*yells nigger*

>play gangsta rap loudly through ear buds

>slowly starts stroking dick through navy blue jeans.
>girl next to me looks and starts fingering her nose and sticks it into her vagina
>I cum immediately
>then doctor calls my name
>tells me I'm addicted to meth
>I then walk out into waiting room again
>look the girl straight into the eye and shove my hiv positive dong into her tiny chum drizzling pussy
>then lick the cum out of her pussy
>open her ass wide and spit it into her asshole
>I then slowly walk away as everyone watches me

>>690257216
"YEAH MAKE SURE TO HAVE KAREN BRING THOSE REPORTS TO THE NEXT MEETING I MADE COPIES BUT I LEFT THEM BACK AT HOME I"LL BE UP THERE SOON I JUST HAVE THIS DOCTORS APPOINTMENT NO ITS FINE I CAN TALK WHAT"S UP"

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>>690257547
I give you a look from across the room

>>690257659
y-yes, please show me their baby photos

> leans over habib
my mains a lvl 40 pally with a breastplate of shielding maxed for DPS, but I mainly tank cause i have a thirty percent damage reduc coupled with a regen aura that aggros like a boss

>>690257880
>get AIDS from watching this faggot

>>690257216
>slowly walk and grab everyones attention
>pull pants down with dick like diamonds
>everyone runs a way if luck get sucked
>waiting room empty,dont have to wait
>profit?

>texting with key tap sound on

>watching video in facebook
>moaning video

>avoids eye contact with everyone

>>690258242
I will find you and I will kill you.

>audibly sneezes and farts simultaneously

>quietly raps along with the radio

>puts headphones on

>social anxiety
>2016

>loudly chewing gum

>begins discussing why Trump is not the best option

>*clears throat*
>gets up out of chair
>walks to receptionist
HOW MUCH LONGER... I HAVE BEEN HERE 45 MINUTES AND NOBODY HAS CALLED MY NAME. IM GONNA LEAVE IF IM NOT NEXT

*Cough*--.. Niggers

>*passes Gas in the room*

>keep staring at the floor in 45-60 degree angle

Hasn't failed me yet.

>>690258792
I was here before him ma'am. Oh, sorry. Sir. Anyway, am I next?

>getup and ask what I am waiting for?

>coughing fit loudly every 40 seconds

>>690257809
*feigns indignation*
*farts*

>speaking 140db loud on the phone with the phones speaker on so everyone can hear both sides of the conversation.

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>>690258792
Im sorry sir but you gotaa wait yo turn liek everyone in here

>foreskin stuck in zipper
>slowly open zipper
>the smell of dick cheese spreads trough the room
>awkwardly close zipper
>stare on the floor

"I'm here for my sex change operation"
> receptionist slowly starts pulling down pants
>I scream asking what he is doing
>I then look into his eyes and accept I'm gay

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>>690257216
Hey this guy outside passing out his cd gave me this!

>walks in with a limp
>talks to receptionist in hushed tones
>walks over and takes the seat furthest from anybody else
>slight buzzing noise gets louder when ass is against chair
>phone is in hands, not buzzing

>phone goes off
>gunshots sound effect
Got a text

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>security guard walks in

>>690259350
If its not neros fiddling then its garbage.

*stealth fapping under his trench coat*

I HATE THOSE FUCKING N-WORDS!

>>690259715
>security guard walks towards you
"sir what are you doing?"

>looking through old nat geo magazine
>look at the clock

>>690259672
>awkwardly remove bomb belt

>Receptionist calls out number 125 to proceed to their appointment

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>plugs in USB into arm
>projects a porno
>quickly close it

>>690259854
>>690259715
>>690259672
escort person out of the building

>sniff loudly
>tap finger on chair

>>690257216
>door opens, nurse calls out name
>not my name
>continue staring them down like a hawk searching for prey

>>690259889
Guard: Stop right there! Damn nigger of sand!!

Fuck kikes

>posts waiting thread on /b/ in phone
>instantly derailed by CP, trump, cancer banana, lolis, spider man

>>690260337
>Doctor Goldberg will see you now

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>Awkwardly stares at children waiting as boner triples in size

>>690260423
>posts in this guy's thread
>threaten to kill him

I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU OP

Hey, does this look infected to you?
>proceed to fish out my genitals

>>690260900
>>690260744
Checked

>clock
>"tick tock tick tock"

>drops empty soda can
>pick it up

>>690257318
While you're at it, give 'er a good jerk please faggot?

ZIG ZOG THE NIG NOG IS HERE TO BE A FAGGOT!

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>Stands up staring at nothingness, ignoring everything because autistic faggot.

Monday's right?

>change posture in chair
>"long awkward creak"

>>690258866
>Granny has flashbacks of concentration camp
>has stroke
She was the last survivor anon, how could you?

>door opens by a middle aged slightly obese woma
>everyone lifts heads in anticipation for their name to be called
>calls my name
>walks towards door avoiding awkward contact with everyone
>accidentally make awkward eye contact with everyone

>CRAZY RAMBLING

>try to pick my nose stealthily
>everyone can tell I'm picking my nose

Doc comes in
>who is next?

>>690257596
My nigga

>continue to look down at phone
>tapping intensifies

>sneeze loudly
>No one says anything

>>690260217
*i'm still masturbating the whole way out*

>>690257216
>see you shitniggers waiting
>turns 360 degrees and run away

OMG listen people, Rihana has new bff!!

*farts alowly and loudly*
*Looks around nervously and says nothing*

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>>690257596
UnderrTed post

>some one else sneezes quietly
>three people say "bless you" simultaneously

>mom with crying kid comes in

>"THANK GOD HE'S GONE..."

>>690264821
>farts to keep the family away
>feels underwear filling with shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

>LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY

>>690265063
>everyone looks at you

>looking at porn with my phone, forgets to turn sound off, approximately 6 seconds of scat porn audibly plays

>yawns

>>690265443
>Heh stupid loud ads
>No one believes you

>>690265443
>looks at you and smirks

>>690264908
>"Shut up, nigger!"

>Aggressively bounces leg

>snorts so loudly that everyone in the waiting room vomits furiously

>>>690268663
>Kid starts crying again cuz of snort

I can't stop sneezing. I grab the tissue box and hoard it for my self. Every few seconds, a few sneezes. I try to control it but the spray gets away sometime. A big glob is snot lands on the shoe of the guy projecting porn from the usb stick. A pile of tissues is being stacked next to me. If anyone complains to me, I tell them my gender identity is binary, and they should stop repressing me

>>690257809

*Hands four year old back to parent*

"I'm done with it now".

>feels like i've been here forever
>read each magazine twice
>check time to see how much longer
>no clocks
>phone is dead
>get up to ask receptionist
>"how long til I'm called?"
>she asks my name and consults a very long list
>"276 days, 11 hours, and 5 minutes"
>w-what?
>"w-what?"
>"you're dead honey, now go sit down"
>confusedly walk back to my seat
>sit down feel a little better
>forgot what was so worrying
>still bored tho
>halfway through the 4th old magazine
>I wonder how much longer
>decide to check when I'm done reading these magazines

>Spots moderately attractive man who brought his child to the doctor.
>Stealthily checks out said hot daddy from across the room

>get up and piss on receptionist and >>690270042

>>690260090
... Sir, are you a robot?

I'm sorry, I hate robots. Please leave.

>>690270647
>GIV CHIPPO?

>>690257216
Awful lot of welfare niggers in here amirite

>>690264200
>le yuo do not knwo thta 360 dogrees are full circle adasdasdasdada
also check'em
niceme.me

>>690258102
"I like League of legends too."

>>690258431
>avoids eye contact
>doesn't know you're avoiding eye contact

>>690259036
A woman to love you, probably.

>>690259579
Why didn't you go to emergency dude wtf there's kids here

>>690259672
>Slowly puts 'I sell drugs' sign away

>>690259830
Yeah, I think Niagara Falls enthusiasts are the end of America and unity all together.

>>690260423
>Posts traps in this thread
>starts to sob

>>690257547
>implying I'm not wearing lava-proof boots
Fucking idiot.

>>690261555
>Time is a tool you can put on a wall
>or wear it on your wrist
>The past is far behind us
>The future doesn't exsist

>>690264511
Where's your parents?

>>690273506
kek

>>690257216
>playing castlvania on my gameboy

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>spark a joint and pass it to everyone

>fap fap fap

>POOPS

>>690276229
>passes to the next person