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>last two digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight
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>>690254740
Rollin'
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>>690254740
This thread is like cancer had a cancer baby
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>>690254920
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>>690254740

This is so shopped I went blind.
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Henry Rollins
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This thread is now about Tiffany Dale.
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Rollin some dubs
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>>690254740
steampunk girl, thank me later, go wank
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rolli rolli
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Oh baby. Let's roll
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>>690256600
haha
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>>690256600
Looks like you'll definitely need to wank
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>>690255049
/thread
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>>690256600
You poor homo
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Check it
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Rolll...
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00 get
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ROLL OUT
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00 get
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F
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00 GET
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anything get
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>>690254740
00 dubs incoming
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68 ?
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>>690254740
Rolling for fake ass gay shit
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>>690254740
Meh
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>>690254740

Czech em
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>>690254740
Bring it on.
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99 roll
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>>690254740
I got u
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Rollerino
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>>690258199
All praise the seks lord
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00 get
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do it
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>>690254740
rollin' for 00
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>>690254740
dont u think last digit divided by 5 is more realistic?
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>>690254740
> going to a bar or club
> hot chicks hitting on me
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Rolling out
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>>690258492
Not even that is realistic for b tards, wildly optimistic is what i would call it
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Well...
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>>690254740
just about to head there now so..
rell
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Rawls
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elder scrollin'
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rek
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Roll370
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lel
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>>690254740
gimme pizd
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>>690254740
01 get
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Dub 0s
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>>690254740
Dudum
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i intend on sleeping from 9PM until 9AM because i have been working hard at my job as a man with a job and do not have time for these bitches.

00 get.
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>>690254740
0
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>>690260926
how will 26 of these sluts hit on me while i am at home in my bed and asleep that seems very odd i should invest in an alarm system
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>>690254740
lets do it, i might actually leave the apartment today too
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99 pls... little fag here
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>>690254740
Roll
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Yoooooo
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rollll it baby
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I'm never invited to a party
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most likley none
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>>690261362
lol 62 i dont think that many people will even be at the bar
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I'm invited to a swinger party tonight with the girlfriend. If I go, I might be able to fuck 3 or 4 women, do a three way and watch pretty much heterosexual scenario you can imagine.

If I roll under 5, I'll go. 4 is within reason. If I roll 5 or more, I'll skip and fuck my girlfriend at home. (I once fucked 7 women, but it was my birthday party. Any number over 4 will be considered unrealistic.)
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I'm not even going to a bar
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>>690261600

I guess I got a zero. I'll send the girlfriend home and jack off.
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Ima get all da bitches tonite
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Baby, oh baby!
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>>690261676
fuck that, send her to the party to get all the cock. just because you rolled a 00 doesn't mean she did.

also rolling for unrealistically high number
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>>690261676
But you rolled under 5
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>going to club/party
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>>690261978

You're right. I didn't think about 0 before rolling. But 0 can be 10, as well.
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k
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>>690254740
i guess 00 for me then
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>>690261931

She could go without me. I met her at a swinger party 10 years ago. I went to a party with a different woman a few weeks ago, when girlfriend was sick.
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>>690254740
What if we stay in?
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>>690254740


Here comes double 0's
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lets go
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>>690258679
Idris Elba....everything a black man should want to be.
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Calling 00
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>>690254740
rollerino
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>>690254740
letse gooo
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>>690254740
rolling
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>>690262623
Alright roll for going out
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lets see how lucky i am
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Seems legit, I'm heading out. L8rz fagz
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00 get
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Aight, lets go
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AHAHHA ROLLIN BOYSE
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>>690254740
They call me Mr. Shagger
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>>690254740
checkem
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Roll for 00
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>>690254740
ROLLING
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>>690263322
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>>690255930
Gg
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>>690263322

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

Your prize: attention from idiots as retarded as you and me.
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>>690254740
Easy, since I'm a bouncher at a club for the average age of 20...Rolliiiiin'.....
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the catch is no one on /b/ goes outside
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>>690254740
here comes double zeros
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Double zero get
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Rollin'
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Oh my
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>>690254740
Czech my dub 0's :^)
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ROHLIN!
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00?
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Mate everyone knows the best parties are on a Friday
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>>690254740
>hot chicks
>hit on anyone
That's not how it works dear.
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>>690257001
heh better than nothing
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fuck
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>>690254740
Xxy
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Sooo none?
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