>last two digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight
>>690254740
Rollin'
>>690254740
This thread is like cancer had a cancer baby
>>690254920
>>690254740
This is so shopped I went blind.
Henry Rollins
This thread is now about Tiffany Dale.
Rollin some dubs
>>690254740
steampunk girl, thank me later, go wank
rolli rolli
Oh baby. Let's roll
>>690256600
haha
>>690256600
Looks like you'll definitely need to wank
>>690255049
/thread
>>690256600
You poor homo
Check it
Rolll...
00 get
ROLL OUT
00 get
F
00 GET
anything get
>>690254740
00 dubs incoming
68 ?
>>690254740
Rolling for fake ass gay shit
>>690254740
Meh
>>690254740
Czech em
>>690254740
Bring it on.
99 roll
>>690254740
I got u
Rollerino
>>690258199
All praise the seks lord
00 get
do it
>>690254740
rollin' for 00
>>690254740
dont u think last digit divided by 5 is more realistic?
>>690254740
> going to a bar or club
> hot chicks hitting on me
Rolling out
>>690258492
Not even that is realistic for b tards, wildly optimistic is what i would call it
Well...
>>690254740
just about to head there now so..
rell
Rawls
elder scrollin'
rek
Roll370
lel
>>690254740
gimme pizd
>>690254740
01 get
Dub 0s
>>690254740
Dudum
i intend on sleeping from 9PM until 9AM because i have been working hard at my job as a man with a job and do not have time for these bitches.
00 get.
>>690260926
how will 26 of these sluts hit on me while i am at home in my bed and asleep that seems very odd i should invest in an alarm system
>>690254740
lets do it, i might actually leave the apartment today too
99 pls... little fag here
>>690254740
Roll
Yoooooo
rollll it baby
I'm never invited to a party
most likley none
>>690261362
lol 62 i dont think that many people will even be at the bar
I'm invited to a swinger party tonight with the girlfriend. If I go, I might be able to fuck 3 or 4 women, do a three way and watch pretty much heterosexual scenario you can imagine.
If I roll under 5, I'll go. 4 is within reason. If I roll 5 or more, I'll skip and fuck my girlfriend at home. (I once fucked 7 women, but it was my birthday party. Any number over 4 will be considered unrealistic.)
I'm not even going to a bar
>>690261600
I guess I got a zero. I'll send the girlfriend home and jack off.
Ima get all da bitches tonite
Baby, oh baby!
>>690261676
fuck that, send her to the party to get all the cock. just because you rolled a 00 doesn't mean she did.
also rolling for unrealistically high number
>>690261676
But you rolled under 5
>going to club/party
>>690261978
You're right. I didn't think about 0 before rolling. But 0 can be 10, as well.
k
>>690254740
i guess 00 for me then
>>690261931
She could go without me. I met her at a swinger party 10 years ago. I went to a party with a different woman a few weeks ago, when girlfriend was sick.
>>690254740
What if we stay in?
>>690254740
Here comes double 0's
lets go
>>690258679
Idris Elba....everything a black man should want to be.
Calling 00
>>690254740
rollerino
>>690254740
letse gooo
>>690254740
rolling
>>690262623
Alright roll for going out
lets see how lucky i am
Seems legit, I'm heading out. L8rz fagz
00 get
Aight, lets go
AHAHHA ROLLIN BOYSE
>>690254740
They call me Mr. Shagger
>>690254740
checkem
Roll for 00
>>690254740
ROLLING
>>690263322
>>690263322
Winner winner, chicken dinner!
Your prize: attention from idiots as retarded as you and me.
>>690254740
Easy, since I'm a bouncher at a club for the average age of 20...Rolliiiiin'.....
the catch is no one on /b/ goes outside
>>690254740
here comes double zeros
Double zero get
Rollin'
Oh my
>>690254740
Czech my dub 0's :^)
ROHLIN!
00?
Mate everyone knows the best parties are on a Friday
>>690254740
>hot chicks
>hit on anyone
That's not how it works dear.
>>690257001
heh better than nothing
fuck
>>690254740
Xxy
Sooo none?