>20
>0
>preparing noose

>21
>6 full penetration, 14 if hand and blowjobs also count.

Stuck up cunts in high school not wanting to fuck was lame. Usually meant they were all the more willing to tug or suck though.

>>690254217
noose?
>40
>0
here

>28
>18

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29
0

>20
>1

itssomething.jpg

>>690254140
19
27

>>690254140
>26
>2

>>690254140
21
2

>>690254442
What's your combat level on runescape

22
3 women 1 man

I like this thread, because its forced me to actually think about a question i havent genuinely answered in some time.

Im 21 and im going to say 17 ladies and 3 men

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>44
>21 partners

>>690254140
> 27
> 4
> one of which was a man

>22
>18

>>690254700
why would someone who can get 17 girls would also go with men? These threads are always 100% fake.

20
3

>>690254377
>10 years of leveling.

Have you unlocked most of the wizard talents yet? What's it like?

>>690254871
Cause maybe he wanted some dick

19
4

20
5

>>690254140
>25
>2
I'm disease free and happily married. Get on my level, faggots.

20
4

Honestly, with most girls it is overrated. Sluts are all about feeling good. Find a good woman who's devoted to you, and it's actually pretty good.

21
4

It's something.

>>690254140
>26
>0

Magic powers, here I come.

>>690254140
18
more than 14, lost count. Not proud, honestly disgusted.

21
20ish

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>>690254140

>29
>2 (or 3 if you count my niece who molested me when i was 6-9yo)

14
1

>21
>2

23
4

I'm shocked the number is higher than 0 considering I'm a friendless, autistic loner

>>690254140
26 (12)
First at 18.

36 years and coincidently 36

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>>690255257

>niece molested me when 6-9yo

>>690255424
He must know
>that one weird trick to get beautiful women addicted to you

Age 30
Partners: + then 100 i stopped counting at the age of 19

>>690254217
Same as anon
>20
>0

I think I have issues I can't keep eye contact with them for more than 2 seconds flat.

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>30
>0

>>690254140
25
1 if Bill Clinton rules, otherwise 3

>>690255551
I'm not completely sure what you're getting at but I got laid at 18 first and between then and now I would have had 12 sex partners. More if you want to talk foreplay, but we're not. Last time I got any action was about 5 months ago though.

>>690254140
>23
>0

Actually proud to be a kissless hugless virgin, makes me feel special.

>>690255709
Wow ten more lvls higher than me.

Are you get, unsociable ...
What's your flaw ?

>>690254505
Tell me ur sekrits

>>690254140
>25
>1
Been with the same woman for almost 10 years

>>690254140
at least 300 women and 100 men

>>690254335
>14 if hand and blowjobs also count.
It's Bill Clinton rules, those don't count

>>690255944
im 45 britfag

>>690255803
I think the same but some times when.I see couples I feel like absolute shit

Do you also get that feeling

>>690255932
Good for you buddy. Work hard, have children, love the one you're with. You're the minority these days and its a shame.

>33
>4

I was progressing towards wizardhood and then one day realized I wasn't even really trying, and thereafter banged 3 different girls over the course of a few months. I think I screwed up and cut my streak short by marrying the third one, but not before fucking no. 4 (an old friend I'd been wanting to fuck since the day I met her).

>>690254140
>24
>32

still crying over my last relationship of 2 yrs. I fuck for human interaction

>19
>4

40
Around 300

>>690254140
>19
>2
I think it's okay, right?

>18
>3

I've fingered a few more but didn't get head in return so don't count them

>>690254871
Muh deviancy buddy.

Couple bisexual dp sorta scenarios. I wouldnt expect a sexless loser to understand

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>>690254140
>18
>0

I've only been with opies mom

>19
>2

>>690255932
Ya what the other anon said don't let the poem media and bull shut talk of this gen duck you up

Love her , treat her right and expect the same in return

Good luck bud

Honesty is key

>19
>12
sex is still breddy gud

>>690254871


Also you seem to be implying that gay men c hoose to fuck other men because they arent good enough for women.

Top fuckig kek kiddo

>21
>3

>19
>7, but only 5 with sex

>>690254140
>19
>2

>>690254140
> 20
> 0
I don't even want human relationships anymore.

>>690256006
>>690256329
Thanks bros.

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>>690255115
>25 y/o
>Single n' mingle
>23 Sluts fucked
>0 STDs
Bitch please

>>690255833

No social skills, not interested in meeting new people.

Paradoxically have a very busy life so no time to spend to make things change

>>690256513
Np

Keep it up

25 and 178 shag alot

>20
>8
Very overrated.

>>690255970
goddamn it

>>690254505
You got gang raped or something?

>>690254140

19

8 partners

>>690255929
being a woman and being there

27
At least 40 and i have no idea whether to count the twins as one or two
I lost count around 20, when i was like 21 years old

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There are guys saying sex is overrated. Either there is a problem with what you are doing if the girls you go with. If you get to it and you're trying to emulate porn or you don't allow your emotions to get involved (she is an object, its just sex), it will be unfulfilling).

Good sex should be like making love to a woman you're trying to rape. It should be a little rough, a little dangerous and you should definitely kiss. You need yo grab her hard and tease her. Pull in close and let her skin feel your breath before diving right in. Bite her. Growl. Become the animal that you are. She should cower below you like a deer, like prey, about to be devoured but absolutely willing to let you. She should open herself to you, have her expose herself, opening her legs. Pause, let her know you're looking at her, between her legs, into her soul and most intimate edges. Please her, lick her, kiss her and bite her. Do what she likes and drink every, glistening fluid that flows from her. Hold eye contact as you penetrate, make her know she is all you can think about, grip her hair, her body.

Like that, don't just smack her arse and mumble unenthusiastically "Yeah baby, you're a whore, suck that dick".

>>690257179
Oh and thats just women
Add another dozen or so guys

33
7 (married for 6 years, before that was in two relationships lasting 4 years each)

perfectly happy banging the same chick over and over or my left hand, beats making some random chick pregnant or getting std's

>>690257467
Preach

>>68625812
27
6

>>690254140
>24
>1
Had sex with an older dude for money

>>690254140
>25 (got GF 2 years ago)
>24(31) (if blowjobs etc is included)

16
1

>>690256603
What are you doing that takes so much time from your life

32
10

>>690257273

I understand that..
But when you ve done it thousands of times..
The excitement wears off..

Sometimes I m just bored to get into character..

>21
>1
Kek. I still have sex with her so it's ok

>22
>18
I have a problem with stealing mens women.

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>>690254140
>18
>2

>>690257927
Maybe so. I hope I never bed 1000 girls to be put off it. Try roleplay? But actually really get into it. I used to fuck a girl who was majorly into it and could act. We're not talking crappy costumes so much, teacher/student, etc... so normal clothes are still okay. If you can bevome the roles it's pretty intense.

Side note, are you guys putting the number of times you've had sex or the number of women?! I mean I am at 12 but MANY times per girl.

>>690258218
obviously many times per girl but also one night stands

I'm probably 80% relationships 20% one nights with my 32/10

>>690258437
Oh +1 rape, but she was asking for it

>>690254140
18
None

I have had one girlfriend who I never even kissed after I broke up with her, I got back stabbed by another girl I loved for 2 years, one month ago.
I'm a big time introvert /b/ and college starts in 1 month.
How do I look/act alpha and get some chicks?

>>690258551
> I got back stabbed
How's the wound healing?

>19
>0

>24
>6 long term relationships, probably dated 10 girls and 1 guy in total
>Kisses 8 I think, fucked the 6 long term ones
>Never kissed or fucked the guy

>>690254140
>18
>3
It really is

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>>690254140
>25
>Somewhere well over 100

I smashed hard in high school but the creation of Tinder while at college really stepped the game up.

That shit is just too easy, literally multiple fresh chicks each week.

>>690258218

As I said before
40
Around 300

And too bored to get into character

Do role play a lot..
Got a very nice slutty gf.
Rough sex,pegging,exhibitionism

But sometimes I just don't the energy or the will to fuck..

Modern life I guess

>>690257273
Emotions are Conditioning

>>690258633
not very well.

>>690255285
>14
>1
>kek

12

32

>>690254140
16
0

>>690259383
Have you tried being a man?

>>690255397
HOW DID YOU DO IT ???

>20
>Male
>5'9"
>White
>0 gf's but have talked to females at least

>18
>0
RIP

>>690259575
I'm being a man i believe.
Ever since I came to know about what she's doing.I totally cut her off, she tried to fix it twice but I didn't accept it. But it still hurts like a motherfucker. We had so much in common, I really thought she was my soulmate. FUCK HER.

>>690254620
kek

>>690254140
>28
>7

>33
>9
>7 virgins, 2 only one previous owner

>>690259570
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS