>>690252100
Should I get pizza or chinese

>>690252211
Pizza is much more diverse in food groups, but chinese has robust single flavors...

That's a question for the ancients, but I'd go chinese.

>>690252100

how to get over heartbreak ?

even tho youre forced to see your crush on a daily basis ? you know in your brain completely that you should move on regardless, but pain still creeps up every once in a while .

>>690252636
See other chicks. Go out with the boys and pick some girls up. Will fix it trust me

>>690252636
This is something that I myself still feel on occasion. Even a broken heart long gone and healed, it comes back. Pain reminds us who and what we are. Pain is the reason that joy comes so easily. Suffering is the Ying or the Yang to Fulfillment.

I have been with a very special somebody for over 3 years now, yet still I sometimes miss the coldish touch of my Ex way back in high school. An ex who emotionally abused me, critized my height, shamed the size of my cock to her friends, and would ridicule me on reddit.

Why would I miss her when the person I am with has changed my life forever? I'm still trying to figure that out.

My best advice for easing the burden of the mind is staying busy. That's the entire reason for this thread here, ironically. Perhaps a new hobby? Join a club?

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>>690252100
Okay, I have recently got with a girl after a long time screwing around. She's cute and seems to like me a lot. But I'm not sure if I feel the same in return. I'm mean, I don't feel a connection and I don't think she has a passion like I have for music and art. Also I'm a heavy drug enthusiasts and she is more a classy girl.

My question is should I tell her what I think? I like to be honest...

>>690252100
source of that gif :0

How do I get a gf?

She seems to want to be dominant, i can't allow that because I have a bunch of shit I need to convince her to do. And the male is usually the dominant one.

Also I can't satisfy her in bed, when we make out my teeth get in the way and makes both of us uncomfortable. When I try to put it in I can never get it on the first try. And also, how do you eat pussy?

I know i'm a mess

Best way to play with a bitches nipples. Is there even?

>>690253113
Hair is a fickle thing. So is fashion. I don't know what you look like, or your personality. There is a LOT of great information online about matching hairstyles to (MOST IMPORTANTLY) the shape of your fucking head. The easiest way to look like a complete dingus is having a shitty haircut. Humans are weird, hair sadly still matters.

>>690253170
Refer to the bottom right corner of my Gif, frendo

>>690253062
Yes! It warms my heart to even know that you've considered telling her this. How can she possible know how you feel if you don't speak your honest mind? How do you know she won't instantly respect you tremendously, and in turn, how do you know this won't push you into realizing that she could be something more?

You will miss 100% of the chances you don't take, and communication is one of the best possible chances to ever endure.

You're on the right track.

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>>690253309
Try reddit.com/r/nofap

It's not about girls but rather turning your life around and leaving your box

>>690252100
If a train leaves Chicago headed west at 9:53 am and another train leaves Salt Lake City headed east at 11:02 am, how long will it take for you to fuck off?

Ok hi i need help with my hair cut what to do .My current one is kinda like hitlers one and my hair colour is brown

>>690253530
Post pictures we have no idea what you look like

Im not op btw

>>690252100
Know that this is a very vasic question, but how the fuck do I meet girl for something else than friendship?

I know a lot of girls, but these are girls I only meet when in large groups of friends. We talk, we have fun and all that. But no one seems interested in anything else than a talk. How do I let them know I'm interested without looking like a creep? I also don't want to send fb messages as an ice breaker, it has to be in person.

I don't think people dislike me, but I'm just easily forgotten.

Also, give me a few tips to know when a girl actually is interested.

>>690253333
If she's not satisfied now, she never will be. Get rid of that one so she can fuck all the AIDS covered nigger dicks she wants, go find a girl that loves your dick and your tongue no matter what.

Been dating this great girl for 6 months now. She was a virgin and is still really funny about sex so we don't do it often and when we do it sucks.

Problem is she just gets real uncomfortable with everything and gets super tense.

How do I help her relax? I've asked her and she doesn't acknowledge there's a problem at all.

This is really killing me as I've had 2 relationships before with really great sex and I know how amazing it can be, but she has no idea how to let go and enjoy it.

>>690253365
Communication. Each partner is different. My nipples are ez-buttons. I've been with people who cannot STAND nipple play. There are no absolutes.

>>690253333
Nice quads. It sounds to me like you could use a healthy dose of "everything I ever knew was wrong."

Are males always the dominant ones? There are Matriarchal cultures throughout all of life, including humans. If you won't let her explore the role of domination, how can you possibly expect her to let you do all that convincing you say you need to do? Respect is a two-way street.

If you are having trouble even kissing, and eating her out, that is a clear indicator to me that you haven't even bothered asking her. How am I, a stranger online, supposed to tell you how to please a human I've never met? Do all women masturbate with the same dildo? Do all men sit in their vehicles the same way?

Shatter your delusions man. You've got a couple of them

How can I open up? I've had no friends basically all ny life, so I'm not going to ask how to get a girlfriend since I haven't even made a proper move towards it. But it's really hard for me to do it irl. I say irl because I've been always successful in relationships online, always had many friends and a potential lover was always around the corner. Given that, by my word, my online encounters were genuine, how can I throw my personality and who I am - out there, to other people?

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How do I start dating or looking for someone if I have 0 experience , and a hugless, kissless ect virgin at the age of nearly 28. Should I hide the fact, or be pretty open about it?

I dont just want a quick fuck, but a nice relationship.

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>>690253459
>try reddit
Nigga what?

I will post after like an hour or two i have no pics of my self and i want to censore them i dont like being made fun off

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>>690253421
Thank's. I'll do.

I always fucked up my relationship until know.

>>690253860
Not reddit

R/nofap

Don't act like a fucking child

>>690252100

Today I'm going to get lunch with my ex gf (4 year relationship). We haven't seen each other in a year. She's been pushing for this meeting to take place more than I have and I finally relented. What are my chances of getting laid today?

>>690252100
how do i get my relationship to end without my girlfriend noticing or how do i get her to end it on good terms?

we have a daughter btw

>>690254037
Say you found someone else and make out with your daughter in front of her. Problem solved.

>>690253972
FINE

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>>690253948
*now

>>690254115
she's 15 months, won't work

>>690254037

Tell your daughter to talk to mommy when she's alone and say that you've been fingering her holes.

>>690253774
Quads guy. I know what she likes she wants me to tease her but I should've mentioned that I'm new to sex aswell

The kissing and making out really bugs me because my teeth shouldn't be an issue or be in the way, i'm certain this is a problem on my part because i've never heard of making out or kissing and your teeth getting in the way being a general problem, neither from my friendsbor my environment

How can I allow her to be dominant?

Thank you btw

>>690253486
Like 3 seconds.

>>690253615
You are worried about what people think about you. You said it yourself, they forget about you. You aren't being YOU. You are being shy, and there are many ways to overcome that. You should try working on confidence, and realizing how innocent the word 'no' really is. So you make a move, and she says no, did your world end? Did your beer stop foaming? No it fucking didn't, and you're a better person for having tried.

Would I be with my SO right now had I never asked her to fucking Taco Bell? TACO BELL dude. I took her to Taco Bell and she has since changed my life.

Take more chances, and don't be afraid to use real resources on the internet for help.

>>690253725
She sounds nervous maybe, or maybe there is a deeper issue that she is not ready to share. It took my SO years to tell me that she has this insignificant little mark by her butthole. I couldn't even believe how self-concious she was. I wish there was a way I could tell her "babe, you could poop on my chest and I'd still love you."

I'd take a bullet for this gal. Maybe try reassuring her that everything is okay. Give her gentle reminders that shes beautiful. Compliment her body during sex. Give her the power she feels she doesn't have. When she shows herself to you, look at her like an excited puppy. Tell her honest and sweet things. Kiss her body.

Make her comfortable by showing her that its okay to be comfortable around you. No judgement, even minor things.

>>690252100
How can I make my boyfriend feel less insecure in our relationship? This is his first relationship as a 23 year old (my second) and I feel like I have to tell him every step I take. He's scared of colleagues at work and even childhood friends.

>inb4 "hurr stop being a slut and partying around"
I only "go out" to the cinema, which I did three times since we started dating, twice with my mom and once with a friend who has a girlfriend. Other than that I may go and buy groceries or go for a walk on my own. Also, my first relationship ended because the guy broke up with me.

>>690252100
How do you feel knowing that women are the vessel to life mother nature is a women the essence of life is all in women and her body is a temple of life and god. By having sex with her you are destroying her temple.

>>690253785
Your first bit about not going for GF yet is incredibly mature. You rezognize that you struggle with personal relationships. A significant other is a Raid, whereas other relationships might run more like a Dungeon. Ill say it 100 times over, but you should explore interest groups.

Clubs, hobbies, adventures, activities. How can you hope to gain new experiences and ideas if you don't do anything new? How can you change your life, if nothing at all has changed?

I suffered through depression, and long story short, jumping out of windows fucking hurts. I found my biggest problem to be my complacency. I loved gaming. Gaming is still a hobby, but it was my LIFE. We are social creatures meant to live, explore, and love.

You need to do just that! Get out in the community, and learn and feel what it is to be human <3

>>690253837
I hope you can get some advice from this guy above me here ^^^^^

Complacency is dangerous. I see it so much online especially, and I myself have been there. We have to DO MORE as humans. We can't submit to our comfortable routines.

>>690254635
laugh out loud

>>690252100
Its there any chance of my ex and me getting back together?

Detail:
We met at age 13. She moved interstate at 15 and I left home a year later to be with her.

We were together for 15 years before she suddenly started loosing interest in me. Cheated on me with a guy half her age, and left me without giving a reason.

Its been about 10 months since she left, and has shown no interest in keeping contact. Wont answer my texts, and she removed me from all her social media. Haven't contacted her for about 3 months now because I don't want to bother her anymore, but fuck I cant move on, despite my efforts too.

>>690252100
I am trying to enchant my dick with +10 potency and upgrade it to "Entrancing Dick of the Thundering Griffin." However, the spellbook appears to be missing some of the key pages for the spell. Now tell me, sorcerer, what must I do to gather yon bitches to my lowly "Wooden Blunt Training Dick of the Meek Apprentice?"

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>>690252100
How do i get in a relationship?

>>690253948
Change is but a breath away. Best of luck!

>>690254006
Impossible to say. I know nothing about your guys' relationship, or you, or her.

>>690254037
Be honest. For you, for her, and for your damn daughter, dude.

Do you think growing up, the three of you will be happy having these bitter feelings dancing around backstage behind closed curtains? Do you think your daughter will grow to be loving and honest if you yourself can't muster the courage to be JUST THAT? Sit your SO down, and talk to her like a fucking person.

This is YOUR daughter, HER daughter. A living, breathing soul with a life ahead of her who is depending on you two, the parents who CHOSE to bring her into this world. You must make the right decisions with her in mind at all times. This is a permanent decision. You've created life, and that is a beautiful thing.

You cannot hope for any resolution without total communication. Tell your SO that your feelings are fleeting. Tell her you are fucking afraid, because anyone would be. I know you are because I'm afraid for you. Tell her you want what is best for your daughter and that is the exact reason why you are confessing that you do not love her anymore.

Monogamy is unique. Don't be discouraged because you've been told your entire life that you're only supposed to have 1 partner. You're not. You can do whatever you'd like to, my friend. You can love. You can live.

Just start with being honest.

OP

I cum in under one minute of sex. Im starting to learn start/stop tecnique but i want mote tips on how to last longer in bed. Any good tips?

>>690254757
The thing with me is I have good close friends just never attempted to pursue romance or a relationship. I have hobbies and interests so I wouldn't say I'm entirely antisocial and introverted. But looking at the time thats gone past its been more than a decade since I left my biggest social aspect (school) and ever since then my only interaction with women have been casual greets at the supermarket.

And its not that im so much afraid of engaging in a conversation, its just that...how do you even start it without scaring them away with some awkward shit or appearing desperate.
I feel that if I just let the natural course flow it will be too late, so I need that spark.

Curious about what's the best practical way you have found to manipulate others, both females for sexual pleasure (or not) and males for personal gain? Please, give an example so I can do it too

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How the fuck do I get my gf to come?

I have never had any problem with my previous girlfriends, they all reached the orgasm.
I'm not very good at oral sex but I can last a lot (sometimes too much) and I can easily switch from caring lover to more rough sex depending on the girl taste (this one likes it rougher).

I have also bought some toys, and she especially enjoy her womanizer (look it up on google or look at the Yonitale videos). She arrives at a point where she shakes and it seems she is having an orgasm... but then she always ask me to fuck her. Usually girls are more sensitive after an orgasm. So I doubt she gets them even with this toy.

Does she have very weak orgasms? The problem with penetration is the distance between the clitoris and the vagina?
How can I improve?

Thanks OP


here is a pic of her.

>>690254311
No, thank you for being open to new ideas! I'm a broken record here, but talk to her. communicate. Let her know exactly whats on your mind.

"Hey babe, lately when we've been having sex, kissing doesn't feel right. It kinda hurts my teeth and I think I might be doing something wrong"

Any variation of that would work. Then, together, you can both lay in bed and practice kissing, laughing as you mess up, make weird noises, and discover strange feelings that you didn't know otherwise existed: And you'll do this all together!

How exciting ^^

As for allowing her to be dominant, I suggest the same approach. Let her know that it's time to try it, then, together, you can explore what works and what doesn't.

Total honesty is the brick and mortar of a relationship that will withstand siege and war.

>>690252100
If you learned alot about it, how come you never get any?

>>690255396
it wasn't really a decision, we're pretty young, and nobody decides to do this shit at this age. it happens, that's all

>>690252100
How do I get over people

I fear that the one I desire doesn't actually want anything from me, even when we've been really close a few weeks ago, she seems like she's trying to avoid me recently.

>>690254491
You've come to the right thread!

I was your boyfriend. Or, rather, still sorta am. My jealously issues were rooted so deep within myself that even I still don't know where they came from, or when they went away.

For me, what helped the most was when my SO would be very honest and open with me, and I in return about my jealousy. We had a couple neat little rules that gave me innocent power to imbalance the scale in our relationship. If she was freely willing to let me check her text messages, then why should I distrust her? I was also told time and time again that I could call her at any time if she went out partying, just to check up on her.

I never called, and only checked her messages two times. After a the second, I finally started to perceive my own faults for what they were. It felt wrong to look through her messages. I knew I trusted her, I just had to figure my way there.

Be honest and open with him. Talk to him about this. Figure out a plan that works for both of you. I read countless articles on how to heal my insane jealousy.

He loves you. He is afraid of losing you. When he thinks about you, he cannot for one second understand why you haven't left him yet.

Help him love himself, and together you can grow. Fuck, you got me crying on this one.

>>690255672
Not OP, but you sound like you need to try different approches. If she never climaxed, either you don't plan good the preliminaries phase (i.e. you are terrible with words) or she might feel blocked (you should see that by her body moves. If she is frigid, try asking her directly what's that you can do to ignite her lust. Maybe don't ask during sex. If she continue to get naked and try, at least she wants the D, so you know that

>>690256119
If it seems she's trying to avoid you, it's probably so.

Seen that you post on 4chan, probably you should kill yourself because of your worthlessness and neckbeardness.

>>690252100
How do you date a girl who's mentally unstable? (Mentally not emotionally)

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After years of failures and being lied too by women I completely gave up and haven't pursued a girl in over 2 years.
My question is what's the best sex toY a man can buy? Excluding dolls

>>690256320

She is not frigid. She likes sex maybe more than every other girl I've ever been with. She wants me and she loves me. She just can't come.

I've been her first, but I don't know what to do. I really want to make her orgasm.

>>690256562
a pocket pussy.

If it comes from your dad even better.

>>690256587
If you need ideas, there are plenty of good books in online torrents. There may be a lot of fluff and useless shit online, but if you can lurk you can find really good gold nuggets. That's how I did to get the experience needed to fill in my blanks. The shortest way is to understand her temperament: every person has lust, but not everyone lose his or her own mind in the same way. The ideas you can find online, in books or whatever should always have this goal in mind. The more time you spend with her, the easier should be. If not, you are the problem, as you could lack the basic tool of observation or other bullshit things we normal ppl have. Enjoy and try harder!

>>690254635
As said above, Suffering is the Yin or Yang to Fulfillment. It only makes sense that a temple be destroyed so a new one can be born.

Or at least in your analogy, anyway :P

>>690254931
You need to allow something like that a lot of time. By what you've said, it hasn't been that long at all since she has distanced herself from you. If you advance, it will only push her away. Respect the events that have taken place, and understand that you're still alive and well.

You might get back together in the future, but nobody, not even the gods above can tell you when or if that will be true. What I can promise you is that things happen for a reason, and will continue happening with or without reason. You might get back with her, you might not.

Both outcomes are okay. Sorry if this didn't help much. I'm not too keen on futures :(

>>690255202
Your first mistake was thinking that all sorceresses choose a wizard based on the wood in his wand.

I prefer a wizard who knows a unique spell or two, and maybe even treats me like a human being, too.

>>690255229
Don't focus on that. Focus on creating new relationships first. Read my advice above on finding new hobbies, and the dangers of complacency.

>>690255455
Try kegal exercises. it is the muscle that allows us to bounce our cocks when they're hard. It's the same muscle that silences a stream of pee when youre pissin.

Sex is for reproducing. By you cumming in a short time, unfortuately, that makes having longer sex hard, but fortunately, you're extremely fertile on the biology front! Mental exercises, physical exercises, and trial and error is the only way to improve your stamina in bed.

I typically think of really bland and mundane things when I don't want to cum. A grapfruit on a white pedestal. A rusted iron fence in Detroit.

>>690252100
Okay OP, I'll give it a whirl. I'm 18, no problems academic-wise. I have been in love with this girl since we were 9. We were even close friends cause we had common interests. I guess you could say I'm pretty beta but fuck it, I'm in love.

Had a few girls who liked me and I really tried to like them back cause I hated causing someone grief just because of my damn idiocy but it just never happened. All the girls who previously liked probably hate me now or something.

Back to topic. The girl I liked was liked by everybody, not the bitch type popular, she was like the entire school's little sister type figure. She was nice, she wasn't judgmental, she cared about everyone. I supported my best friend into being her boyfriend, he was rich, popular, handsome, nice, you get the idea. I never told them to spare their feelings, besides, I felt that I would never be good enough for her and I wanted them happy.

I'm still in love with her OP, but it's slowly killing me. I don't want to mess them up. Is there a way for me to tell her so that I can finally get some closure and move on with my life?

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>>690256340
I'm actually pretty sporty even though I don't go to the gym, also I'm pretty popular where I'm at so no worthlessness and neckbeardness.

But even though I'm popular doesn't mean that I just "get" the girl I love, and there's the problem. I don't think she wants a relationship with anyone right now, even if we've cuddled around for a bit.

>>690256562
no

>>690256514
Comfort her, be positive, if it's in the direction of depression or similar she would probably welcome an unconditional smile here and there. If she's more in the direction of batshit psychopath shit you should just company her, crazy people often don't care who they're around as long as they can trust this person.
Speaking from some experiences I'm no expert.

>>690252100

Anyone who thinks they're in a position to give others advice is automatically a faggot. Kill yourself

>>690255596
I definitely know what you're saying. You maybe feel like you don't see women often enough, so you instead need to have a quicker way to let them know that they interest you. You could try two things here:

You could use the awesome power of the internet to research ways to quickly and respectfully earn a woman's notice, or

you could put yourself in situations where you see the same women over and over, thus allowing yourself more time to build a relationship and let her know shes interested.

Quick or slow, it doesn't really matter. Don't try and fool yourself, and don't be afraid to let a girl or guy go. A bad relationship is not worth the damage to yourself.

>>690252100
How do i find a women that isnt an insufferable incessint egomanic, in the current world

>>690255634
That is sadistic. Seek professional psychiatric help before you cause serious harm to somebody. Spread love not fear.

>>690255672
Shes got a very attractive figure! This is another case of the communications. You need to bring this concern to her, because I can't help you with her body.. it just doesn't work that way.

With my SO, she can only cum in 1 position, after a while of me fucking, and her masturbating. She can only think about 1 very specific (japanese) fetish, and then she MIGHT cum. It's usually a 25% chance.

All humans, all people, are different. There is no way to masturbate. There is no way to oral sex. There is no way to pleasure and love.

There are WAY(S).

>>690257445
get rich and kill people

>>690257445
Follow your hobbies, you will come across people with the same hobbie which often comes from similar interest, joining clubs or conventions is always a nice way of meeting both male and female humans.
In addition people in such places are confident (because they are visiting conventions) and such must have good social skills resulting from a great personality.

Ogres stay in their swamp anon.

(am not OP)

How much is too much to give up for love?

The girl I'm deeply in love with has to move back to he home country. We've both decided that long distance is something we don't want. I'm tempted to suggest me moving with her but I have a 6 figure salary job here, I study here, I have friends and family here... But I'm still tempted to give it all up for her. What do?

>>690257618
That's not sadistic. That's a well formulated question and yours is an abreaction. You can only know anything about manipulation. On the other hand, you are trying to con me into getting psychiatric help so you are a sadistic by your definition. If you don't know something, just admit your ignorance, before revealing your stupidity.

>>690257708
>6 fiigure
lol
if she wanted you, she would stay with you and not move.That much money, she was using you the entire time, knowing she would have you around her pinky.And now that she is done with you, she is just going to up and leave.
Move on.You were only a wallet to her

>>690257664
>Ogres stay in their swamp anon.

Why the fuck is this so god damn profound to me?

>>690257445
A time machine

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>>690252100
I was very close to have sex with my date last night we've been on 5-6 dates over the past 3 months, I really really want a relationship with him and we have both discussed we want to do more than just date.
But he's off on holiday to one of those boy islands where you stereo typically pick up prostitutes and all that.
>> to be honest don't really want to be with someone who fucks prostitutes
>> dirty
>> STDs
Should I ask to be in a relationship now or am I being too clingy and not trusting him enough ?

>>690255771
.....

>>690255937
So it happened, that's all that matters. Are you going to undo your daughter? Murder her? She doesn't go away then, you've just taken her physical body away if you kill her. Shes still here somewhere because you brought her here.

You and your female friend are the only two who can ensure that your daughter can live a good life. Be the parents she needs, not the parent you currently might be.

I fucking believe in you. Believe in yourself with me.

>>690256119
I would bring this concern to her. Maybe not the whole thing, but namely the part about her acting strange. Maybe something is bothering her and she also doesn't know how to say it. We have a HUGE communication problem in 1st world societies. Be the change we all so desperately need and just be upfront and honest with her. It helps more than you'll ever realize!

>>690257229
Mental gf anon; she's a sociopath, and I'm curious if I should trust her, I know she does actually have feelings for me, I'm just always suspicious of people.

>>690257937
She's worth more than me actually. Her trust fund is worth 50 million. She's moving back home because her mother is dying. We always paid half half for everything.

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>>690257947

becasue playtime is ogre

why get a relationship if i can achieve much more withought spending my time, money & feeling on who may or may not leave me when she finds someone better

>>690258042
Move on

>>690252100
Why cant i stop finding flaws with people? Even in the perfect scenario there is something that makes me dislike them. Be it health issues or daddy issues there is always something. How do i learn to get past their flaws? Im not perfect, but no one is.

>>690252100
i cant talk to girls in the club i literally cant think of any conversation material an the loud music isnt helping
what do?

>>690256514
Like you would date anyone else: With the complete and utter acceptance that all humans, relationships, and everything you encounter in life will present you with challenges that you must face, and a scale with which to balance them on. Use the scale to prioritize which challenges harm and which challenges help you.

My SO stayed with me until I was free from depression. She endured me at my absolute worst, near subhuman level of sadness. For this, I would kill for her. I would walk across the country to buy her a soda. She has more respect in my book than I ever thought possible.

That's what you might earn if you lend her your light. Or, you might get hurt. You can't know for certain.

How do you deal with relationship anxiety and accepting uncertainty in a relationship? Do you have any advice on being in a relationship with somebody who is depressed?

>>690257987
Am man, I come to gift message of importance to you as an individual:
>if he loves you he'll slap a bitch that even touches his arm
>no man who dates you multiple times in a month would fuck a prostitute
>he's probably happy that he has you waiting for him

>>690252100
I got into a conversation with a friend. I know her for 5 years now. When I met her I was like 16 and she was 13. I never thought of her in a sexual way and she neither since our age was to far apart. Now I'm 21 and she's 19. I'm getting weird vibes from her when I'm talking/texting with her. She told me I should go to a modelling agency. She told me I wasn't looking like George Clooney, but I'm apparently comparably hot. She also wants to visit me, because we couldn't see each other (I moved away) and she also started to talk about her sex life and wanted to know more about mine.

This is super obvious, I know, but still I don't know how to handle this. She's just a friend for me. I don't know how to change this mentality.
Another problem is, I'm single for 3 years now and haven't had sex since then. I'm super horny atm especially since summer is coming and my testosterone levels are rising. I don't want to destroy my friendship but I also want some pussy...

>>690258009
Trust her. Unless she threatens you with a knife.
If she does have feelings for you she's safe to trust

>>690258300
why would you talk to girls? make them talk to you. that way, the burden of finding conversation topic falls on them.

confidence is key.

>>690258613
Masturbate to satisfy your dick

Don't get in a relationship with her if you just want to be fucked.

Relationship is just the tightest form of friendship in the universe, think of it as an upgrade you have only one key for

>>690254324
Is alcohol a nice solution to shyness, or should I do something more permanent?

>>690257219
I think you said it yourself, man. You could use some closure, and you definitely should move on. It's not worth it to anybody to get caught up with a girl that much. You have a life yourself to live and enjoy, and you definitely don't need that one fuckin girl out of the other billions of women out there.

You could be honest and tell her, but it's really up to you. My advice is to move on, though. By the way you wrote some of your comment, though, I feel (and can only speculate) that you have a slight complexity of the fedora-esque guy. Don't embrace it. That is a sad trap of a mind-set which is ridiculously hard to break from.

She doesn't owe you anything. You don't owe her anything. You're both humans. You should take a moment today and truly consider if you TRULY, TRULY think women are equal to men.

>>690257279
You just advised me to kill myself ;)

>>690257445
By not being an insufferable immature shit. It's incredible how much I know about you from a single comment! Man oh man are there billions of happy relationships that exist in the world but I'll be damned if ALL WOMEN ARE
>INCESSINT

waaaaahhhhhh waahhh

>>690258999
it is not
just motivate yourself

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>>690258472
Thank you for your insightful information

>have a unrelated picture

How do I get her to swallow?
>inb4 force her to
No I actually care about her and don't want to rape her.

>>690259226
she decides if she drinks your seed
is it really that important to you to have her swallow that shit?

>there's ways of making your cum actually taste good, look it up on the interweb

I'm 20 and I've never been even a friend to a female. Now there is a girl which seems interested in me but I have a problem talking to women. I can carry small talk for a minute and that's it. I kinda see attractive women as objects, like programmed assholes, and I can't be open with them or talk to them as I talk to my friends. Please help.

>>690257708
So you're going to leave her because shes moving away? Why? Cant you stay in love and share your lives together?

Oh fuck thats right.. we HAVE to be monogamous.. fuck, fuck! What do we do!!

If only there was a way to love more than one person at the same time..Think of the possibilities!....if only!!

>>690257895
Still here?

>>690257987
Be honest with your concerns. If you silently speculate about his actions in the corner of the room, then you'll obviously believe the only fact you've heard in the situation (which would be your own)

You owe it to both of you to be upfront with him. Have an adult conversation if that isn't so hard!

>>690258194
You just said it: nobody is perfect. This is a tricky one that I don't have too much of an answer for. Maybe as an exercise you could try pointing out something good in everybody, nobody how simple or stupid it is.

"The red on that guys shirt is a good tone of red"
"That guys shoes weren't nearly as ugly on him as they would be on someone else"

>>690258300
A club is a terrible, terrible place to meet somebody for a humanly conversation. Try a hobby group, go kayaking with strangers, join a biking parade... there are endless other scenarios in which you could strike conversation with an attractive lady.

>>690259501
It's not super important it would just be nice to not have to clean up. She says its not the taste, but she thinks its just gross. (Im actually allergic to pollen in fruits so i cant eat fruit, thank god it doesnt taste bad.)

I'm too shy for my own good and insecure only when it comes to hitting a girl up or something, i could talk to her normally but the moment i think to try and flirt i become a potato that can't do jack.

>>690252100
OP i have question and please answer me.

Contact with my GF for over a week has been shit. after this time we finally managed to meet up. the day we were suppose to meet she sent me text that we need to talk about us( i knew what is going to happen). When we met up she asked me how do i see our relationship. I told her that i love her (never i did it before but we have been together for 6 months~and know eachother for over a year). SHe told me why only now i told her this. She also told me that she cant open up to me which is very bad(first time she opened up to me i fucked up the situation and she cried like fuck. She couldnt say that we are going to break up but she told me that relationships are useless (her mother cheated on her father and this was the first thing she confessed to me about). I kept pushing her if we are over when she finally nodded yes. i left her apartment. She wrote to me 2 days later how am i and if everythign is allright, i told her yes and asked her the same. She said she is also fine. we talked a little bit via fb later but nothing too meaningful. Buuuut fuck i want her back, do you think i got chance? i think she is broken coz of her parents

>>690258462
I myself was depressed for a very long time. The biggest thing you can do is educate yourself on what it feels like to be depressed. Being honest and open with your SO will always help too. Being there for them at every turn is the absolute biggest thing you can do. I can't tell you how many times I mistreated my GF. Told her off, brushed her hand away from me just so I could continue to wallow in my own pity.. But she never help that against me. She understood that each time I did something like that, I only cried harder because I immediately hated myself for my actions. She knew the real me was in there somewhere, and yet she was willing to endure that suffering with me as I molted that sorrowful skin.

Help your SO try new things. Depression is your body telling you that something in your life IS NOT WORKING. You need to find what that is. It could even be your entire lifestyle, as was the case with me. That's not easy to change, but it's that, or nothingness.

>>690259022
Long-suffering guy here. I guess I do have that fedora-type guy mindset. I'm just tired of feeling empty every time and when my friends set me on a date with someone else(they know my plight) I feel guilty for not giving enough attention to the girl. I guess it will be hard to move on, but I'll try my best, I've got friends, family, it won't be too bad. I guess I just needed someone's agreement on the matter even if I don't know who they are. Thank you, truly, for listening to me.

>>690259670
Thats just it. When i try to find good i end up comparing people. Its all a downward spiral from there.
>wow she is really nice
>she is nice than so and so
>so and so wast as wasteful
>but then again neither was _____

>>690260278
the person you don't find flaws in and don't compare to people is the one
>this fucking retard is worried he won't find love but he's a walking love detector

>>690258613
Sounds like another case of a lack of communication! Bring these concerns to her, not me, and also not so directly. Don't talk to her with your dick out, at least not yet.

She probably wants sex. Thats what it sounds like from the hints you talked about, but people in general like to play mental gymnastics with situations like these. The best thing you can do is stop guessing, and just be upfront about these feelings. Games are for middle school relationships.

>>690258893
Wow I don't think I could even stay in the same room as someone who vibrates with that kind of mentality. Does the inner working of your brain smell acrid as it performs??

>>690258900
I love your description of relationships.

>>690258999
Alcohol has ruined more relationships and people close to me than I ever imagined it would. If you think drinking can be used for anything except sparing enjoyment, you're in the wrong ballpark. Work on yourself if you seek change, don't drink your progress away.

>>690260547
If you don't understand that confidence is the no.1 thing that women look for in a man, i doubt you will ever procreate.

like, ever.

>>690259670
the problem is where i live in the west of austria all the young 18 like people like me are just clubbing and most of them do nothing all day so this hobby groups really just consist of 30 ish people any alternatives maybe?

>>690259226
If she doesn't like swallowing, then you can't

You can either be okay with that, compromise somewhere in between, or move on.

>>690259550
You are very mature to realize your own fault. You're well beyond your way to becoming a better person, and that excited even me at my very core! I honestly used to feel as you do now about women. That they were... something other than I was. Something lesser... Looking back, I really don't know what changed, but I think when I was dumped for the first time, I really had to take a STRONG look at myself and see how fucked up my views really were. I wasn't treating humans like humans. I only treated males like humans.

I would expose yourself to more and more of the female identity. Embrace it, seriously. You don't have to be gay, straight, or any label. Try painting your nails. Try on a dress. Watch a 'chick flick'

do 'girl things' and realize that theyre just human things. We're all. just. humans.

>>690261045
+ everyone here thinks you are weird when you dont go out clubbing and getting drunk every weekend

>>690260990
The way you talk about women makes me angry. I'm no specialist but I would say that people have very different characters and I'm sure there's some women who would dig up a shy man too. Just as I'm positive that there's men who would check out a very extroverted and progressive chick.

>>690252100
>why get a relationship if i can achieve much more without spending my time, money & feeling on who may or may not leave me when she finds someone better

>>690258042
move on man, dont do it

>>690260033
She is not broken, and neither are you. You are both unique, and your situations are unique. Stop trying to use the most normalized solution you can think of!

If relationships scare her, then don't be "in a relationship", but continue to love each other, have sex, and cuddle. Don't tie yourselves to each other. Let her be free, and let yourself be free. She is afraid because it is unknown to her. This is a new relationship, and you've mentioned that you accidently acted insensitively towards her. This might take her a while to re-open up to you. You can aid this process by continuing to ensure her that you regret what happened that day. Tell her you understand why she feels hesitant to open up to you. Tell her that she can take ALL THE TIME SHE NEEDS to get comfortable opening up. You cannot force her, all you can do is ensure her that it is okay.

I think you guys will work out. Break out of the norms. Don't date, don't have a relationship. Spend time together, have sex. Go out to eat. Take her on a picnic.

Stop using labels and start living life

>>690260215
Thank you for being open to change, and self reflection. These are extremely valuable qualities and I hope you can pass them onto those you know as well! Your head is in the right place. I feel a genuine confidence that you will reach the change you need. In my experience, once you ignite the flame, it only grows hotter. I can feel your heat, friend.

>>690260278
Interesting mind-set... This could be a subtle case of poor self-image, and I can only guess on this matter. What helped me a lot when I dealt with something similar was complimenting people openly, or lending a hand, no matter how small. Feeling these little senses of accomplishment made me feel closer to people and strengthen my relationships with others. It helped me get over the small, annoying stigma that comes with talking to another human being, something that is totally unique to 1st worlds. We are developing in a very strange time. I wish more people understood the great change our relationships as humans have seen.

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>>690261697
>pressing all the hope buttons for anon and anoness
>they seem so fucking cute together
I'm a male just to get this straight
a straight male
I'm not crying
there's just some water on my face

>>690260990
My pregnant SO might have something to argue with you about.. It slips my mind, however

>>690261045
Wow, theres only one hobby group in Australia and only 30 people joined? What a sad country :(

See, here in my small town of 15,000, we have music clubs, disc golf, kayaking, bowling, biking, running, reading, baby sitting, adventuring clubs.. Holy fuck, we even have a club that climbs trees for the SOLE PURPOSE OF PLAYING THEIR UKELELES.

You're making excuses, and bad ones.

>>690252100
I'm 50% sure i'm autistic and 100% sure i'm socially irreparable. I'm pondering saving enough money to move to a small farm where i can grow what i need and never speak to anyone ever again.

I can't have relationships, Parents, brother, friends, women, none of them are solid, probably because the only place where i can honestly be myself is in a chinese imageboard talking to other socially retarded autists.

I've never had a girlfriend, even though i'm told i'm above average looking, funny, smart, etc.

As soon as a girl shows sexual interest in my 10.000 alarms sound on my head telling me to gtfo of there and back to my room.

Am i too far gone? Is there a coming back? Is there anyone who could love the confused and broken person that i am inside?

I want an honest answer, i wouldn't mind actually becoming a hermit but i think it would make my family sad.

>>690261697
thanks man i needed comfort

>>690261236
You're hanging out with the wrong people. None of my friends club, nor do we judge anyone who does. Your social group sounds toxic, or it could be your point of view :(

>>690262543
What if you find a girl that makes you feel comfortable? That rings only one alarm, which tells you to stick your love into her life, which tells you to cuddle her and cry to her instead of your icecream spoon?

But you don't need a realtionship, you can also be a happy farmfag.

1) How can I get attention by girls?
2) How can I impress girls?

>>690252100
You are a good man OP. Don't forget that. You have shown me the simple solution I was too stubborn to see. Thank you for being here, helping us out and shit. I'll be raising a glass to you, wherever you are.

>>690252100
Fuck it. I am an outgoing guy, have a solid amount of friends, but have the tendency to kiss ass. The number 1 thing preventing me from engaging in new relationships is that I don't to seem like a bother. It's a beta fear I know but I think this might be a deeply rooted complex, I get nervous when I take longer than usual in queue which is normal per se but it has de-evolved to the point where I recount my money before purchasing anything.

Pathetic

>>690262815
I found one once, or that's what i thought, in retrospective i realized i was just obsessed over the only person who smiled that wide when she saw me. But eventually i realized i didn't know who she really was, and that she didn't really know me.

It's a stretch, but it's the closes i've ever been to love, and it still hurts.

>>690256279
Well, I've started a discussion and it seemed to be going well.
He said he didn't like my "vague answers", like when I'm browsing and he asks what I'm doing. I'll usually respond with "nothing" because I'm used to "what are you doing?" meaning "do you have time to do something?"

So I guess it was communication difficulties after all.
Thanks a lot anon.

>>690262402
I warm your heart, you warm mine <3

>>690262543
I haven't finished reading your post yet and I already am compelled to write this firstly:

If you think you are
>100% sure i'm socially irreparable
Then YOU ARE JUST THAT.
You are everything you believe yourself to be.
If you think you are 100% broken, then immediately go lay in the grass and absorb yourself into the earth.

Continuing..

No you are not "too far gone"! Was I too far gone when unconscious laying in a bush and atop some rocks after I jumped from that roof? I sure felt pretty broken, but here I am 4 years later, almost an entirely different person, and the only one who decided to do that was me.

I could have submitted myself to my own trumped up fate card, and I eve tried. I tried to leave this beautiful life, and will forever be changed because of this. You want to change, don't you? As I said above, once you ignite the spark, your flame can only grow hotter.

You like the internet, right? Same dude. Same. I also have been on this cancerous piece of shit url since 2007. I know what you're saying when you talk about easy relationships on an Anon board. What if I told you that the internet was the single most powerful information sharing tool in existence..

What if I told you that through my own efforts, and just a LITTLE bit of thinking, I was able to find all the answers I needed online? Find REAL answers. Don't click the first shitty link in Google. Use the internet to become the scholar we're all capable of.

You are the king and country of your own mind. Rule it. Reign it with iron or love.

It's all and only your claim to the throne.

>>690263096
>1) How can I get attention by girls?
By developing your character and personality, in other words, not worrying about girls and working on improving yourself in the areas of your interest.
>2) How can I impress girls?
By succesfully developing yourself in your areas of personal interest.

Women like men with an interesting life, personality, knowledge, etc.

>>690259987
Help a retard in need

>>690252100
How do you make sure the woman you after isn't a nutjob that will accuse you of rape afterwards?

>>690263096
I've given a lot of advice about basic relationships. Please take a moment and read through some of those. I think it could help

>>690263162
Appreciation is the most simply powerful thing, isn't it? Thank you for making me smile!

>>690259987
fuck I have this very same problem. Its like there is an inhibitor built it to say something cutesy or nice to a girl, yet I can carry a normal conversation without a problem.

OP are you a psychologist or some sort of counselor? The advice in this thread is really thoughtful and helpful.

>>690263193
I wish I could help but this sounds more ranty than questionable haha

>>690263310
This is excellent news!! I can really empathize with him on that regard too. In my more jealous days, if my SO would say "nothing", to me, that actually meant, "I'm doing something I don't want you to know about, because the reality is that Im on my phone, and not actually doing "nothing"".

Awesome, awesome.

>>690261114
So if I understood you well, you say that I should explore women in their natural habitat and try to understand their everyday routines to learn about them and realise that they are just humans. I'm not gay tho, but that's a good advice. Thanks. Maybe I'll learn that they're actually animals, kek.

>>690263762
By being cautious with your actions, especially during intercourse. Also, by trusting that not every human being is out to hurt you. I don't know who hurt you, but they did a really good job :(

There is a LOT of love in this world. Come join us in it!

>>690263825
Girls are just people, too. You don't have to follow your preconceived norms to rope one in. They are just like you and me, except they have squishy bits in between their shoulders and such.

Mentally, pretend you're taking a guy on a date. Physically? Pound da pussy.

>>690263462
Thanks for the pep talk, m8, i don't think i learned much from it but the honesty and positivity really fills me with determination.

>>690264262
>There is a LOT of love in this world. Come join us in it!
Easy to say for those who have it. Hard to acknowledge for those who never tasted it.

I would love nothing more then a lovey dovey relationship with a girl who isnt materialistic and just wants a loving guy in her life, but Im led to believe such a thing in todays society doesn't exist. Its all about what the other person brings to the table and im not talking about sentimental things.

>>690263968
I might be in a few years, its been an option. I'm just a guy who has faced issues that I don't care to see others face. I feel like I can help people by showing them things in which helped me. I think we can all learn from each other. I've learned a lot about myself in this thread already.

Thank you for your thoughts :)

>>690264065
YES! Thats exactly what I mean hahaha. Don't go to the zoo to observe the women. Go into the wiiiiilllddd

Best of luck! You've got me grinning hard hahaha

Whatever age you are at, you think you now understand a lot about sex. No you don't. It never happens. Did you know that bunachuccers can be used as lubenants?

Alright friends, it's been a really great thread, but I need to find some lunch.

I was having a terrible morning and just wanted people to talk to. I hope I could have helped somebody today. A lot of you, in turn, have even helped me. I was having a bad morning, but I've just learned a lot about myself from this thread.

Have a spicy-ass day, Anons. Keep love close by, and remember to enjoy your daily dose of delusion-shattering. No absolutes in this life. Not yet at least.

Peace out!

>>690262667
youre probably right with my friends its sad but i have a serious problem with leaving people behind and i belive the only solution is to grow balls however i failed that over the last few years and seeing the succes of some friends with girls really doesent help because none of them realy is helpful

>>690264524
Love is present in so much more that sexual relationships.

Family, friends, a pet, or even a random stranger.

Do you want to feel love? go out and give it, find other people who need it and be there for them.
Give a sandwich and a t-shirt to a homeless guy, asking about his life, their stories tend to be sad but amazing.

Find a guy walking around looking at the ground and tell him "cheer up, have a beer!"

Find a stray pup, and take care of him, trust me their love is the most honest you can find.

Go help in a charity, or volunteer at a hospital.

When love is given, it's felt both ways, and there's no love more strong than the one that says "i'm here, i care"

>>690261278
oh no. did i make you upset? do you need me to give u a hug and tell u everything is going to be ok?

kill yourself.

>>690264903

likewise OP thanks for the thread, ive been having a shitty past couple of weeks but this thread brightened my morning.

hope to hear from you again in another one of these threads possibly.

Girl I met at uni and I've been texting has recently started replying only after hours have gone by, but usually asks questions to keep conversation going. When we meet in person she seems generally pretty interested. Seems to me like she is intentionally not replying to my messages because she will update her snapchat and likes my photos on instagram but will not text back for hours? What do you make of this. Thanks

So, i like this girl and she likes me too (she told me) but she's leaving town in a week and we won't see each other until september. Should we start going out now or should we wait until september?

>>690263708
Thank you.

>>690265317
Women don't think like us m8, take this paralel:

Men download a jpeg and see the picture and get the message.

Girls analyze the metadata, size of the file, time it was sent, who it was from, the context, etc. and reach another conclution.


What i mean by this is: She's taking a long time to reply to not seem desperate, or too available.

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I've had a gf for 6 years, she cheated on me and we broke up, my confidence was shattered and my dick lenght is slightly below average.
i'm starting to build up some kind of trauma from all of this, happened 2 years ago and i didn't dated anyone since them.
Partially i didn't searched much, friends, job and myself are filling my time.
Any advice?

>>690265697
Quit being a pussy bitch.

How do i break up with my gf if she is absolutely in love with me

>>690263708
What do you mean with developing your character and personality? I want to know details.

>>690265697
>she cheated on me and we broke up, my confidence was shattered
Don't blame yourself for the actions of a slut, you're a proven loyal guy and that's more than most can say. There's a girl out there, loyal as fuck, who got her heart broken by a male-slut.
She's blaming herself, just like you, sounds like the perfect couple, the two of you.

>and my dick lenght is slightly below average.
Then it's a non-factor

>Partially i didn't searched much
Whenever you want you can go out and hunt, but waiting for it to happen organically is just as fine.

To make a long story short, I've had someone showing interest in me over the past few months, but with me being an insecure beta bitch that frequently talks himself out of doing anything that could better my life, I never did anything about it. Until yesterday. So now we've potentially got a date and shit once we check out our next work schedules.

The problem is that I don't know what to fucking do now. This is all uncharted territory. I mean, I've had relationships in the past, but that was all high school shit. I'm looking for something real and lasting now. I just don't want to fuck it up before it even gets started. So I'll take any and all advice anyone can give me.

>>690266053
Soon and honestly. The bad thing to do is keep her in a one-way relationship. Tell hr however it is that you feel, and if you really want her to not be too beaten up about it make it about your flaws, not hers.

>>690266078
Find out what you like of life (hobbies, etc) and what moves you, and chase the fuck out of it.

>>690252100
What do women want?

>>690253007
>An ex who emotionally abused me, critized my height, shamed the size of my cock to her friends, and would ridicule me on reddit.
your name is bond, cuck bond

>>690266692
The same thing you do. And other things too. The same thing your dad wanted. Your sister. The other sister you never had. They want what the president wants. They want what Hitler wanted. They want what Ghandi does and did.

Women are humans. You're a human.
Get over that fact.

>She's white
>Loves blondes or blue eyed
>I'm not black, but also not white
>She's single
>I'm single
>Whatdo.jpg ?

>>690266255
This is going to be vague but if you get it you get it and if not you don't.

Let go, just let go, let things happen as they happen and don't think about them. Let the anxiety and fear at home and let the real you talk. Don't go into the date thinking "Ive got o be cool, but witty, and a little bit naughty, but also a good boy" or any of that shit, go in thinking "let's see if this girl gets along with the real me".

You might suprise yourself.

>>690267099
prepare to build the wall in a few months, Juan

>>690267099
>She's white
>I'm not black, but also not white
Shouldn't matter unless one of you is racist

>Loves blondes or blue eyed
Which girl doesn't? Also, how do you know that? If she said so in a facebook status or something like that, she's talking about one specific man.

>>690267320
He could be asian, arabic or mediterranean.

>>690267497
he mentioned blacks, so he's most probably Murican and he would probably mention if he's a chinese or an indian shitskin

>>690252100
for average sized penis, is sex really that great?

Actually, I know her more than it sounds, just that my captcha fucked up on a long text while writing my story
to:
#690267320

>>690264685
The girl I mentioned is super friendly, so I'll start talking to her more. I'll ask her to go for a coffee with me (if that's how it's written, I'm bad with english phrases). Maybe she's not into me, but she will shurely help me get better opinion about women.

How to pickup a girl?

>>690266585
ok, thank you.

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>>690267906
>#690267320

>>690268094
With you legs, not you back.