Incorrigible bums.
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Incorrigible bums.
did you die demo
>>690239001
Best bums.
No Demos, you are a buttface. Do not get people to conspire against me.
>>690239131
You're a pretty cool bum.
chet we already did that
>>690239200
T-thanks!
How's it going?
>>690239001
Conquest is natural, inevitable, and just. The colonized are not moral, they are weak.
Julian, wanna be the royal vizier in my coming empire?
>>690239267
Not bad, just got home after two weeks of travelling around. Feels nice to be able to just kick back and relax. What about you?
>>690239548
Oh, nice, where did you go?
I was working in Rotterdam all week, had some nice evenings there.
Yeah, grand vizier sounds good. It's a great job for intelligent, antisocial types.
r8 my skills
Exactly, you could be my Jafar and plot to oust me, with a little twist of course.
>>690239614
Oh, that's pretty neat. I went between Turku, Helsinki and a little place called Imatra. Got my share of buses for a while.
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>>690239898
I made this for demo but he ded
u want sum krabs?
>>690239929
Argh, those damn Finnish buses!
Did you have a good time?
The thing is I probably wouldn't plot to oust you. Having a figurehead is useful.
>>690239953
I still fucking hate that avatar and also
>making
>not make
dude
>>690240023
Just grasp it
>I also got rid of the cowlick
Oh, but surely you would devise some other evil plans?
>>690240042
Aside from spending more than 12 hours on buses, yes, I did.
>>690240252
Good stuff.
Well, I have to restock my flat with food, so I'll go out out on a shopping trip now.
Evil plans absolutely but as long as it's useful for you to be in power, you'll stay there. If I WERE to oust you I doubt I'd replace you with myself.
>>690239001
Over 9000. Hello!
So long as I can count on your evil plans to involve lewdness, it's all good.
>>690240333
Alright, have fun.
Do I NEED to concoct evil plots to be lewd with you?
It's not a requirement, but it's certainly interesting.
Fine, some of the evil will be lewd.
time to go to work
later fagets
later shitbird
Excellent. I look forward to falling victim to your dastardly plans.
Except for probably the 70% that rather than causing sexytimes make the kingdom's economy collapse.
But it's your kingdom as well, you wouldn't want to neglect economy. I trust we would share a common interest in the welfare of the empire.
Not if I can use the economic collapse for my personal profit. EVIL.
Surely you must realise that you will get the most out of it by furthering the empire's cause?
Evil grand viziers make all those calculations, don't you worry.
What the fuck is this thread?
Where the fuck is the porn?
If you lonley faggots just want to talk TTY o each other go find a chatroom or something.
Excellent. That means I can be blissfully ignorant of the people's suffering and just focus on looking important.
You'll probably care about the peoples' suffering when they blame you for it.
I will leave it to you to ensure that my military is strong enough to crack down on those expressing dissent.
Yup that's exactly what I'll do.
This thread is going to the moon
>>690242224
>Not drinking czech beer
Also I want strict censorship laws, any sort of critique of me or my government will be high treason and punishable by death. I'm still considering extending the punishment to the criminal's family.
>>690242984
>not drinking Żywiec piwo
No way that goes wrong at all.
>>690243233
communist
I have complete confidence in my grand vizier. He will make it work.
>>690243233
Czech here
Actually never heard of Živěc, but whatever
See, NOW I'm considering an evil plot that would replace you in power since it'd be easy.
>>690243347
this
but you want someone you can use as a shield against the general public. There will be little reason to replace me.
why aren't u dating a slav boi?
Not if I replace you with a different shield.
W-would you do it to prevent the mob from lynching me?
It all depends on how things go. I like you though so if I can keep the masses from giving you the French neck massage I probably will, unless it inconveniences my plans.
MMMMYES.
>he likes me
It's not exactly a secret, sweetheart.
Part of it is the adulation you heap on me, to be fair. I am critically weak to flattery.
Good, that means my plan is working perfectly.
Seriously winning my heart is super easy. Just compliment everything about me, unless we're having sex at which point insulting everything about me works unsettlingly well.
Plans within plans. I love it.
Grand Vizier thinks of EVERYTHING
You two are so cute
Guess you needed your shitty avatar to balance that out huh
Eisen.
Subby, that wasn't nice.
badj
We had a poll. Nobody likes those fucking bowl cut things.
I know, I saw.
What is the appeal? Does the anime/manga they're from fill the space in your heart left by the lack of normal, healthy male social relationships, that you've twisted into homosexuality? Given the nature of the art made of them I assume it's that.
Absolutely no one.
<<<<<<<<<< MODS
> <<<<<<< a nudist . ...... at the (Seattle) Fremont arts council’s solstice parade.
.................. nude people on bicycles, smoking POT in Public on the street, several hundred.
..................... http://fremontsolstice.com/
>lack of normal, healthy male social relationships
Now that's just wrong.
Then explain.
I think they're cute. I have no further explanation.
And no further explanation is required.
You're all being children tbh fam
it's the north koreans fault
and that sure is something because I'm supposed to be the child of the thread
Everything can be further explained. You choose not to. My hypothesis remains.
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how dank?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sujkGgvkTEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCAkUL2ab2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaZRjQ1HzO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uQuiTd4qUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWfKsWQ7mDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGe4HS3E1Nw
DAMMIT
The world is your oyster.
>>690247119
I LOVE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3BIgD87F4Q
RACCOON EYES AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh62HjOXlk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dF3P7L5hcs
Are 45 armed guards and 15 snipers enough to run a high security prison of 48 prisoners?
>>690247330
its a pretty rare limited edition murica bowl
I've no idea what's going on.
>>690247423
More than enough.
>>690247451
But we also need the hounds to sniff out the narcotics contraband.
>>690247526
At a high security facility? Cavity searches.
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>>690247403
are you who I think you are?
>>690247608
You mean like a routine shakedown?
>>690247652
WYPIERDALAJ CWELU
I mean nobody leaves or enters without having their cheeks spread. The whole 9 yards.
>>690247728
daj mi seks
>>690247802
I only have metal detectors for that
>>690248216
...why not cavity searches? They're cheaper. More time consuming but you've got more guards than prisoners anyway.
>>690248291
Because the prisoners get overly pissy when searches are performed on them, best to have a reason to which is usually caused by either dogs barking at them or when they trigger metal detectors.
>>690248536
They're felons, who the fuck cares if they're grumpy.
Still I like doggos.
>>690247728
Ayyyy.
>>690248593
Well apparently they like to start riots if they aren't satisfied enough.
>>690248727
Which means you get to shoot the buggers.
>>690248820
And then you can say they were bloody well asking for it.
>>690248888
damn right
