tap water

>>690234014
An innocent smoothie

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>>690234077
has it got that taste of rocks?
>>690234078
heh, also good. fixing to jog?

>>690234014
White wine, mate. Cheers!

homemade apple wine, filtered through dried pear leaves.

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>>690234267
lovely, bro~ saludos!

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>>690234298
pretty complex, how's it taste?

So what are you guys doing? I'm chilling with a buzz on 4chan...checking out threads on /b/

>>690234014
where you from OP?

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Quality beer only. Made in finland. Cheers mate

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>>690234514
likewise, friend! fell asleep after last nite, so I'm drinking my fill in the sunshine~
>>690234561
texas, home of the heatwave...
how about a little music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiWXrVXOMAU

i got myself some canadian club, captain morgan and dead head 6 year aged rum what should i drink ?

>>690234184
No, it's just tasty and makes up 2 of my 5 a day.

>>690234406
really really good, It tastes very sweet and has that finishing wine/apple taste. Cheers!

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I love this new beer, new for us amerifats

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This shittard again fuckin sad

Why the fuck you drinking so early mane? You depressed? Suicidal? Don't worry it'll all be over soon.

>>690234696
nice...well i'm just finishing the bottle from last night. Was out at some friends and came back with some leftovers, including the wine.

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>>690234715
Start with the Club, work your way up!
>>690234755
pace yourself now, not all of us can keep it to five Moscatos a day~

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>>690234014
NZ fag here.
Its currently 12:56 in the fucking morning and I'm enjoying some rum & cola.

>>690234916
Hey...if he wants to suck a dick while drunk, you should let him.

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>>690234014
Texas bro here drinking the "champagne" of beer haha cheers

>>690235068
What happened to your cheek good sir?

>>690235018
French bro here drinking white wine. It's 3pm.

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>>690234826
lovely, have a good one!
>>690234871
oho, what's that one like?
>>690234916
why'd you save that? been looking for me, eh!
>>690234922
I work overnite, this is kind of like 7pm for me these days.. plus, I'm bored
>>690234956
it's fun, no?

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>>690234014

>>690235138
Got my jaw kicked in a couple years back. Got a cyst that bleeds every now and again haha

>>690234999
got nothing to mix with the CC, any ideas?

>>690235187
It is fun...i feel like this is gonna be a comfy thread.

>>690235261
Good belgian beer!

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>>690235018
belly up, brother! up to much at the hour? the sun is coming up over here
>>690235068
ha! High Life'll do in a pinch, but I'm a Dapper Dan man when it comes to this 211~
>>690235175
Salut, mon copain!

>>690235175
You french and your damn wine, lol jk. Enjoy the wine! :)

Just water for me, it's 11pm in Aus

>>690235342
Lets buy the guy who kicked yournface in a beer.

Hi op can you show some pics of your room please

>>690235342
That's fucked anon, is there any kind of surgery you can get for that?
Have you considered developing any badass stories so it can get you laid?

>>690235455
lol faggot ;) jk

OP, do you brew your own beer?

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>>690235400

It's my favorite

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>>690235342
damn! hope you can tear it out some day, bleed a bunch and be done with it
>>690235356
hm... maybe grog that shit, mix it with a measure of water? shit, that's a tough call with no mixer
>>690235358
kick back, relax to the sounds of the day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zd_MR-TL1M

>>690235400
is that like good norweigan wood?

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You fuckin suck stacey

>>690235611
Get him a bigger glass dude

Stick around OP, I'll be back

>>690234916
>y-you guys l-like my OC?

>>690235678
I don't know norwegian wood...but la Chouffe is a beer that gets you drunk fast and is still tasty

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>>690235476
to each their own! and congrats on living in a giant, dangerous version of Texas~
>>690235573
here's the living room where I live at the moment.
>>690235632
I did once back in 2008 with my best friend Face, heat got to it and it exploded one nite..

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>>690235864
Moar

>>690235595
I've been looking into a solution but everytime I went to the hospital they just gave me antibiotics so I think I'd have to see a dermatologist. Sucks I'm a poorfag though.
I should make a badass story though! any ideas?

>>690235917
Holy shit you live like a slob. Show more of the house!

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>>690235864
you gotta admire his devotion, eh?
>>690235832
sure thing, bro
>>690235876
oho, I know of La Chouffe! didn't he weep blood from one eye and poison Bond in Casino Royale?

>>690235678
Oh man I bleed it out weekly. It used to be so bad it actually bulged out my face like a tumor till I took a knife to it drunk off Johnny walker

>>690235917
You live in the living room op?

>>690236087
lol that's Le Chiffre!

>>690236059
Thats how a man's house usually looks, anon.

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>>690236059
I sleep on that couch, fartknocker, that's the common area where other messes happen.. anyways, here's the kitchen.. we made ribs last nite

>>690236087
Stop pointing your nasty fingers at me

this is so fucking sad its as sad as those furries fucks.

>>690234014

A shitload of Whisley, and a bit of Vodka. I've been doing coke, and I just had my first panic attack ever that made me feel like I was dying. No idea why I would post it here, but I am sitting here, so I figured I would mention it.

It's gone now, gf woke up and 'handled' it for a bit, so now I am back to the whiskey.

>>690236266
You sleep on the couch. Shooooocking!

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>>690236125
I tore out a wart on my hand once like that, just bit at the fucker until there was nothing left but blood.. my doctor was pissed
>>690236137
at the moment, but it is an excellent couch~
>>690236171
ohhh right right.. so this is a beer made from cabbage?
>>690236206
Too right, you!

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>>690236266
Damn I thought I grew up poor. Which part of Dallas you in dude.

im out this is too depressing for me to handle.

>>690236411
i don't know the specifics about that beer

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>>690234014
Morning! South Carolina US checking in. Pic related. 2 shots in and I've been up for about 10 minutes. Why are you drinking SR 40oz, are you poor? Also, your clearly American, where are you?

>>690234298
Omfg jealous.

>>690235068
Nothing wrong with that but isn't it like 7am there?

>>690234916
>>690235645
>>690235785


Why would OP be important enough for you to bother with this garbage?

>>690236266
ribs? ever try making karaage? a japanese style crispy chicken

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>>690236281
FINE!
>>690236354
well that's fine, but take it easy with the nose champagne, shit'll make bad things worse
>>690236361
Don't knock it 'til you've passed out on it, bub~

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>>690236328
Maybe if stacey wasn't a fat drunk who spent all his money on fedoras and malt liquor he wouldn't have to sleep on his mom's couch.

>>690236354
Dude I feel you. Coke is what gave me my first panic attacks with many to come. My advice? Stay away from things that will make your heart race for a couple months
>>690236411
How'd it heal up? My younger brother has one on his hand too

>>690236617

>nose champagne

I know. I don't know what happened. Thanks tho

>>690236266
Show pic of bathroom! This is awesome!

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>>690236596
Omfg I said "your".

You fucking are.

Also, fuck, it's Caturday.

>>690236617
Hey OP, England bro drinking cider right now, got a bit of cinammon whiskey to sup up afterwards :)

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>>690236458
nice.. up by Plano, actually
>>690236582
that was another joke. My brief flirtation with the french language had me figure the word for cabbage, which is close to those two.. la chou?
>>690236596
I know what I like, plus it saves me money~ fine choice on the azul there though.. I live in texas, close to Dallas
>>690236612
not yet, but we have made yakitori on the george foreman.. came out GREAT

>>690236596
Yeah it's 8:18 currently but I had these left over from last night and I figured I'd get some drinking in before my daughter gets dropped off from her mothers.
What time is it over there, anon?

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>>690235832
I'M BACK WITH BEER AND WEED

>>690236617
Passing out on a couch is fine, but you live on yours that's sad bro.

>>690236612
Weab

>>690236868
I'm in Austin. Thank god your ugly ass is up there and not here to drive down property values.

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>>690236661
not a scratch! took about 2 weeks though
>>690236691
of course. don't let the vice own you, brother~
>>690236792
alright?
>>690236860
hey, morning to ya! tell the BBC thanks for giving me Red Dwarf~

>>690235187
It's not skunky like Corona. Smoother finish.

>>690237165
At least you keep your bathroom is somewhat good conditon. I still feel sorry for your toilet. Now show your car!

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>>690236895
FUCK YEAH, BRO!! LET'S DO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_u9rvFKzE

>>690237148
you got a fish to go with those chips on your shoulder?
>>690237243
oh thank god.. I might be texican, but that beer do get stinky.
>>690237272
fuck you, I ain't going outside!

>>690237165
Lol it looks like that shower doesn't see much use.

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>>690236887
9:23, how the fuck are you only an hour behind me?

>>690236868
Upgrade, pic related. I spent years on 40oz kicks, at least get real beer.

What do you do for a living?

Also you look like someone who would own 15 cats.

Vetfag, AMA.>>690234014
>>690236596

>>690237165
>red dwarf
holy fuck, you are a legend. i havent met anyone else who knows that show let alone like it
whos your favourite?

>>690237448
Aww come on showing how bad you live gives me motivation not to end up like you. Please!

>>690237165
Hahah that's pretty damn gnarly! I'll let my brother know his options. You ever come around Houston, anon?
>>690237482
Not much of a time zone difference I suppose. I had no idea it was that close though haha. Cheers to that!

>>690234014
jesus christ would you fuck off you attention needy faggot

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>>690237475
daily use results in less accumulated grit, mugglefucker!
>>690237482
I believe in better beers, don't fret! I just do this when I wanna get fucked up and I kinda just went to bed early last nite, so~ also, I'd love a cat, my roommate owns a weinie dog with the worst hi-pitched bark ever..
>>690237485
I started using "Smug Mode" as an expression thanks to Kryten, so I guess him? Also Listy, since I identify with him so well. that'd be me if I was adrift in far-flung space

God only on these instances Op is not a faggot yet he is a legend

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>>690237675
Fresh!
>>690237754
not as such, I work too much
>>690237785
FUCK YOU IM HAVING FUN

>>690237785
Dude if you see how bad he lives you would understand why he does this. If I were him I would have already heroed if I were living like this poor dumb bastard.

>>690234014
moonshine

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>>690237994
Well man as one texas bro to another here's a long distance cheers!

>>690237785
Maybe someday a fat bitch will find pity on him and try to find his dick and jerk him off to brony porn.

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Love this beer

I had to check three times to make sure I wasn't on /soc/. Wtf is with you faggots posting faces lately.
An hero asap

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>>690238185
>>690238136
maximum cheers to you, buddy!
>>690238033
>>690238189
THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS, SHITLORD!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

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>>690237830
There are methods to correct the bark, but if it isn't your dog you'd need compliance from the roomie because it requires very consistent interaction.

Based around the squalor (yeah) you're living in, I'd guess you won't get much compliance on attentive repeated behaviors.

Enjoy the Dachshund sonata.

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>>690237994
Lol its all the fun you could afford

>>690238200
I live in Japan
I like the new kiwi one

>>690238318
Why I'm defending your autistic behavior to the normies.

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I'm catchin' up ya bastard!

>>690238415
Weab

>>690238498
Chug you glorious fucker!!

>>690237485
Shut up smeghead

>>690234014
is that a fucking fedora?

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you remind me of the manager of the Chaos Theater on Earthbound.

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>>690238335
oh no, she ain't mine but she comes up to me when her owners yell at her. I don't exactly have the funnest of situations around here sometimes..
>>690238358
FUCK YOU IM HAVING FUN

>>690238590
It's permanently stapled to his head so he doesn't have to show his bald spot.

>>690238539
Dude, I had no interest in Japan before I came here. Now I'm here I want to kill ALL of these fuckers....including my wife.
Seriously don't come to Japan and stay away from Japanese women.

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>>690238200
oh damn, Kirin caught up?? how's it taste~
>>690238476
thanks muchly.
>>690238498
GO MAN, GO!!
>>690238590
naw man, this here's a bowler! I wear it as a salute to St. Curly of Stooge, hallowed be his knucklehead..

>>690238637
Like I said all the fun you can afford. It's not like you have anything else to like go places and doing things that require money and friends.

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>>690234014

good morning killah, continuing after a few hours sleep

Timestamp faggot

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>>690238498
>empty closet but still has hangers, beard, replied to OP before acquiring goods, shitty small bag of reefer, bud light in both hands but pic exists, big tv but sort of messy, hat on incorrectly, big beard

You're 25, have an I DGAF job where you do physical labor, and probably get intermittent pussy, pic related.

My only question is did you actually have a friend to take this pic, or is your phone on a timer and propped up against your mom's shattered dreams for your success?

SC fag checking back in.

>>690238613
That's actually funny.

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>>690238613
y'know, that's weird, I usually get the guy that runs the flea market, what's his name..

4 pm here, not drinking yet but just had my first line of speed today. Little motivation boost for gardening and setting up new warm water pipes in my house

Do you live with any girls? If so go and show their panties.

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>>690238826
I live with my friends, but they're all asleep. why complicate life with so much necessity anyways?
>>690238840
almost done, eh? where ya from, bro?
>>690238950
we got a spanked one over here~

>>690238415
Fuck rar man! I stick to the grape fruit, but I'll give that kiwi a try

>>690238800
It's fucken good OP! It's 9% alc.
You be fucken fat bitches in no time!

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>>690239036
whatever it takes, eh? hope it goes swimmingly, friend
>>690239087
wouldn't them being in the pic allow better proof? either way, I'm not waking them up, one's getting married and the other one got home two hours ago.

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>>690234014
nothin yet still at work, gonna drink afterwards though and do some soldering!

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>>690239227
I've always wanted to go to japan, visit the ultra-nerd district in tokyo dressed as Master Pain from Kung Pow~
>>690239377
shit, I gotta find that! looks refreshing as hell

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>>690239186

Minneapolis representing. Sobering up too quickly, fucking hell

also sunburn is 1.5 weeks old hurts like fuck wooooooo

>>690239186
God you're a sad sack of shit. Doing things doesn't complicate life your just too fat, lazy and broke to do any thing beyond going on 4chan everyday asking what everyone drinking everyday. Who's a loser like me. Listen to my youtube music blah blah. Fuckin post yourself jogging ya fat tard!

Gonna start on klippies and coke soon

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>>690238950
My closet is filled with gear mostly, I use my closet for jackets and shit like that as you're supposed to, I have dresser drawers for clothes, I moved into this place a month ago, I can get as much weed as I want, when I want, It's a headband, and I hold a happen to hold a corporate office.
Finally to answer your only question, I have a webcam genius.

>>690239628

this guy sounds upset

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>>690239186
>>690238950
Well, I contributed to your thread and stayed on topic. Must be someone you have a crush on that I taunted.

Did you just get butt hurt for your bf?

I mean shit, I've been hanging out like a bro for 40m.

This is why you live like you do.

You also never answered what you do for a living.

I bet you identify as a sperg to make yourself feel better about how you're ok with your poor decision making.

I was on your side, OP, but you've proven me wrong through a lot of previous posts.

I'm less disappointed than your parents, but, you seriously also disappointed a complete stranger who actually identifies with you. I'm sad, a little, and you let me down.

>>690239087
Do you jizz in their panties when nobody's around?

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>>690239525
whoo! see it thru, brother, but uh.. watch yer fingers, yeah?
>>690239619
ARGH, I just noticed that! fuck man, rub some cold cheese on that bitch!
>>690239628
so, what are you doing here then?

>>690239003
Oh yea! Everdread!?

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>>690239853

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Got a random selection of shite that's been festering in my fridge, only ever tried heineken, fuck knows what the other brands are lol

>>690239808
It's /b/ retard you should be asking yourself the same question

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>>690239628
you're not projecting hard enough
should i go cheap and get raineer or get something
spensive?

>>690240056
Get Lonestar!

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>>690239647
what's klippies?
>>690239745
you've heaped an awful lot onto a post on a message board, on a dumpster-dive website on the fucking internet.
frankly, I'm a little let down too.
I work at a hospital, overnites
>>690239853
EVERDRED, goddammit, thank you! couldn't remember that fuckers name.. god, he was a hard fight out of nowhere too!

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When I die tonight, just throw me in a trash can.

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>>690237485
Red dwarf is the fucking shit man

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Stinks the cat says whatup

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>>690239915
jeezus, he looks like frank zappa in hiding~
>>690239940
uhh, start with the wine! get it out of the way
>>690240172
Whatever you say, enbittered Matthew Santoro!

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NZ fag back.
Decided to crack another after seeing your post again.
Cheers mate!

Everyone's got some pretty kick ass facial hair ITT
especially this >>690240265 guy's mustache

smeeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeeeeead

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>>690240230
SMEEEEEE.. HEEEEEEE..!!
>>690240265
oh hey! what's up, stinks? quit fartin' so much, damn

>>690240375
Cheap white wine is fucking disgusting tho, would rather drink super strength chav lager

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>>690240392
AHEAD, GROOVE FACTOR FIVE, YEAH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izr3Cidaz1M

>>690240439
right? be back in 30 seconds, pee break

>>690234014

>mornin'

>what're drinkin

Fucking coffee. Don't really feel like getting drunk at 10am.

>>690234014
water.
smoking a bong though.
I have most of a 5th of jager I could crack into but I think it's about sleepy time.

>>690240172
Is beer good?

>>690240727
What are you, some sort of faggot?

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>>690240727

pussy

>>690240789
No, I take a little bit of pride in my health. I grew out of that shit when I was 21.

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>>690240727
fair enough! some of you folk do have stuff to do in the mornings~
>>690240753
weigh your options! although, I'm thinkin' you'll wanna snooooooze?

So not that anybody gives a shit right but I just had the most fucked up terrifying dream of my life where I was playing videogames in my dream and then the left side of my body started feeling all fucked up and I checked my dream pulse I suppose and it felt like machine-gun levels of too fast for me and I stumbled in my dream outside for help and died on my lawn. Then I woke the fuck up and wonder if I actually had a heart attack or a seizure or something and it takes me like 10 seconds to realize my neighbor is mowing his fucking lawn at 8 in the morning and logically I couldn't give less of a shit but whatever crazy dream shit it caused has me fucking pissed like adrenaline rushing and I'd never complain or give a shit about neighbor bullshit in my life but every piece of my instinct and brain chemistry wants to bash those pieces of shits face in and then take a baseball bat to their lawnmower. Then I'm freaking the fuck out and I log onto real videogames and the first 2 games already I tell that story in like 3 seconds and people are just like "shut the fuck up" and shit and its just like..."NIGGERS...are you fucking serious? What world is everybody living in today? Bunch of immature piles of garbage"

>>690234916
Chill man, this guy atleast makes an original thread and is cool to talk to. Not a fuckin trap thread for a change

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>>690240922
arrgghh!! oh man, don't slap it!
why do I have this hideous fear yer gonna slap it and show us the big white handprint.. errghg..

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>>690241104

sounds like you need a drink

>>690241079
Can we see your big nigga dicc

>>690240922
Hillbilly fag detected

Hurdurr my weapons, hurdurr the trump will stump only fags dont drink in daytime.

>>690240974
I am 21, yet to grow out of it but who knows right?

>>690240230
funny story... the cunt with the dreads was convicted of kiddy fiddling.

>>690241306
>>690240922
DON'T LISTEN TO OP. Slap that shit boyo, then take a big swig.

>>690241418
Yeah but the way he says 'Rimmer' is funny

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>>690241079
Yeah my ass is beat.
Good seeing you again though.
Still dig the glasses.
Don't have any Jameson to sip on this time.
I'm out.
Later

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>>690241365
I'll have one!
>>690241370
private stock cock, buddy
>>690241383
no shame in anything, hm?
>>690241554
RIMMAH.
>>690241662
sleep well, brother

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My liver cant process alcohol correctly. But i do fine with the herbs ;) cheers

>>690234014
Yoo, your back! Good to see your doing alright

>>690241755
No shame as of yet, it seems. Ah well, another drink OP?

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>>690241763
oho, a lush rush! enjoy, buddy~
>>690241857
I appreciate it~ how's you?

>>690241763
Fucking degenerate

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>>690241449

i tried, no handprint.. it's too far gone. still taking a swig for you brother

>>690242010
Damn good, browsing/b/ before work as usual

>>690242067
You hero. Drink up boyo

>>690234014 you look like fripozo xd

Come on man lol relax.

>>690242010
Ive saved every picture of you
Keep posting more you magnificent faggot

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>>690241965
I'll drink to that~! and another tune, how 'bout ya?
this one comes from my little bitty childhood, when I saw a character from local commercials suddenly have a movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0JC3UhDhbk

>>690242067
>>690242227
here's to you, brother!!

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5 beers done, 7 to go and I'm picking up speed

>>690242490
Pound them like you pound your hand every night!!

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>>690242490
you're a goddamn BEAST, friend!! CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG~

>>690242490
>>690242363
>>690242067
>the people browsing /b/ and drinking in the morning look like this

No surprise they look like failures working minimum wage jobs

>>690242555
Normally, I'd engage such a snarky comment with unrelenting banter from the bowels of hell, but mother of god, I must check those fucking trips,

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>>690242738
what worth is measured by money, fuck face?

>>690242738
Post a picture of yourself for everyone to judge you coward.

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>>690242738

oh lawd if only it were true.. my life would be so much simpler

>>690241365
No money for alcohol at the moment. Might be able to get some LSD tho.

>>690243144
Jealous, I wish I had a /psy/ hook up

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>>690243055
WELL FLIPPED! I second that notion~

>>690242555
My first trips!

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>>690243144
That would be the smarter choice.

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>>690243273
savor it, bro~
>>690243336
uh oh.. time to kick off the FLASHING LIGHTS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

For me it is 16:37 so no drink yet only some water because it is fucking warm. If this thread still is alive by 20:00 I can probably send you a few pics from me getting wasted at some party.

>>690236059
not everyone has their mom to clean up their hot pocket messes and wash their cum stained bedsheets

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>>690234014
This is the finest beer that we produce in straya and I will stop drinking it when the birds foot hits the ground

>>690240974

Uhh, thanks for taking up my cause, but you needn't speak for me.

Also I wholeheartedly agree with what you say.

I grew out of smoking weed at age 20. Still see people in their early 30s with no life prospects doing that shit. It's pretty sad man.

>>690243764
Welcome to the party, Ausbro

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>>690243700
unlikely! I'll be at work by then..
MUSIC CUE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI

>>690243764
Respect! I'll seek that brew out when I get there~

>>690243831
There is such thing as moderation. My dad worked his way up in his company and is making a killing now, living happily with my younger sister and is present and available to her. Still knows how to have fun and load up a bowl a few nights of the week. Sorry you couldnt maintain work and have fun too. Some people have trouble with that

Its probably not a good idea to take LSD when I feel this fucked up though.

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Like a fuckin patriot

I don't see why everyone's giving op so much flak. seems like a pretty cool dude if you ask me.

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Should I open her up?

>>690244160

ahhh you'll be fine

>>690234014
goddamnit are you drinking everyday ? i drink once a week but its 1.5 liter of booze

>>690244334

yes. yes you should.

>>690240265
Dude wtf! What kind of techniques are those?

>>690244108
Run it cuz. Good thing about coon eggs are you can drink them warm or cold. You will be a brother to every aboriginal in the country too.

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>>690244305
my fellow american?
>>690244312
and you seem like a pretty cool dude too!
>>690244334
hold off for 4th of July!
>>690244382
nah, got some leftovers from last nite! I gotta work overnites

>>690244529
funny enough, I kinda like warm lager~

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>>690242490

When I drink I'll get drunk off like one large can of beer and then anything after that for like weeks is pointless unless I resort to everclear or something.

>>690243764
Nice

Not drinking but will bump with what I am listening right now.
https://youtu.be/qoSpzbE31KA

>>690244761
Bloke at my local puts a slice of lemon in it and calls it a corolla

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Moved on to my fav IPA

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>>690244914
That's going on the list!!

anyways, gotta call it quits early, gents.
friend needs a ride to pick up his car, so I gotta go.. but take care and savor the taste of life! I'll leave you this odd one in the wake.. thanks for chattin', guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M_jh4CA8a8

>>690245155
We've got a high class drinker with a hot set of dubs over here

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>>690244463

you don't want to know

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>>690245348
Fucking love Primus

>>690245548
Really thought that was your dick in the thumbnail

>>690246086
post ur tits

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heh, one last link for now

this one's for you~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0b0TxdwwBM

>>690245155
nasty army boot

>>690246270
Buckethead too, man you're alright.

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ah yeah off work
washington reporting in

does anyone else work the graveyard?

I work in disabilityland on the corner of Not Giving a Fuck Avenue and Stealing your Taxes Street.

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420

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apparently, my friend is getting a ride with cops, SO!

>>690246725
been a long vacation thru his ferocious theme park, but I always wind up coming back~

>>690247146
shit, had a bunch of people that got rides from them last night. he gonna get a dwi o wa?

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>>690247146

yeah THREAD RESUMED DRINK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-WoPn_WGts

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>>690238950

>>690239619
Cheers fellow Minneapolis anon