>>690230264
The One That Got Away

dying

Screwed up with S...

She was really on to me, and really horny aswell. But I was too dense to play the "game".

I still think about what could have been. I want to rub her huge breasts and titfuck them.

not taking enough ecstasy last night

No regrets.

That i didnt rape my crush

>>690230843
DEGENERATES BE G O N E

>>690230264
Not curing death.

>>690230264
Not trying harder to have a threesome with Lauren and Tamar.

Staying with my current gf instead of the amazing girl i met on tinder in between breakups

>>690230843
>ecstacy

It was probably bath salts dude don't worry.

>>690230264
Not taking the chance when I had it.

>>690230264
wasting my time in your dumb thread

That time I had whiskey dick while I could fuck the hottest girl i've ever met. Like Jessica Alba hot.

That i wasnt strong enough

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>>690231051
>not getting tested & self-tested stuff from deepweb

Not murdering my ex

>>690230264
Living till now

>not having a bf who likes to anal-rape me

>>690230264
not having gay sex tbgh famalamalam

That I never got to really live

All these emo posts.

Guys, if she "got away" the relationship probably would have been shit and one sided or she was probably actually a giant cunt and you've deluded yourself into thinking she's great.

Women are not worth dwelling on. You are men, act like it, and if you do a nice girl that will treat you right will come along eventually. She'll probably be Asian, Latina, or Black though because white girls are incapable of treating a man right.

submitting all those zero days, could have cause mayhem

>>690231151
Tomorrowland logo, where are the Mitsubishis you degenrate fucking millennial

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>>690230264
Not being a proper husband and a better father.

Spending too long on 4chan with you retards

>>690231151
Ahh touche. I take it back - so many young fags these days taking fake molly.

Hey what deep web sites are still running? Last I was on was agora and that's gone now.

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>>690231187
kek

>>690231416
Dad?

>>690231463
YOU'RE A RETARD!

>>690231187
There's still time anon! Do it before it's too late. Unless your ex is an Asian girl that's now married and living in Atlanta. Then don't do it.

No regrets, just unfinished business.

doing my girlfriend on her rags

not realising all the opportunities i had with girls who gave me hints. like for fuck sake i slept with a girl who was single and had asked me that same night if i would fuck her. for fuck sake every fucking day i regret not screwing that bitch the the sun rises

>>690231463
Kek. Truth

>>690230264
That I never bought that boat

>>690231855
29.99 is a hard offer to refuse but you did it, you fucked up not buying that toy boat

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>>690231381
I'm probably older than you and more with the times, get over yourself.

>>690231474
alpha bay

all the things that could've been.

they're inevitable though, i'm fairly satisfied with my life as it is.

>>690230863
no ragrets

>>690231559
I'm sorry I was so gay and fucked all of your friends, son.

Not dying sooner...

Not having my PC set up to delete fucking everything automatically if I don't tell it not to every two days.

I'm going to look into that right now.

>>690231981

What's going on here? Look at all them goodies

>>690230264
Not taking everyone with me.

>>690232324
Share some

>>690232324
cp?

>>690230264
I never got to be a cute girl. >>690230264

>>690230264
being born

>>690231981
Thank you kind sir.

Pre ordering the first watch dogs game. Why god?!?!?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ANOTHER

>>690232422
>>690232434
Not CP. Loads of other weird shit that I'd never want my family to see, though. Mostly legal.

>>690230264
That I left my computer on with my rule 34 folder open.

>>690230264
gonna kill myself this week, don't really regret anything, just don't see my life getting better in the future

>>690232382
I see what I would think is nitrous, acid, mushrooms, and molly. Not sure what the others might be.

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>>690230264
Not dropping everything and not going adventuring.

I have more or less done everything else, made friends, enemies, lovers, tried this and that. I have said lots of things I was affraid to say and saw the results and I have done things I was affraid to do before.

True adventures is what's missing.
On a lighter note - I just quit job yesterday and for the next 2 years will do exactly that.

>>690232636
That's the spirit Anon!

Being an autistic fuck, not even able to talk to girls but always horny as shit.

>>690232382
>>690232655
Stuff from over the years. I only have some 1p-lsd now for a few trips.
>250 hits 1p-lsd
>300 hits 1p-lsd (seperate from first, back when it was still legal)
>25 hits 1p-eth-lad
>~2 grams dmt
>nitrous oxide (combines really well with everything, by itself it's meh)
>LSD
>salvia 25x
>p. cubensis shrooms, also bought legally in holland back in the day

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>>690231304

>>690230760
just find a new one.
I am 30 y.o. have had crushes and broken hearts etc.

For experience - whenever you think that one person is the special irreplacible one, you will find another. I bet.

No matter how special you think someone is, they aren't. There are millions like them, with almost the same experiences, looks and thoughts.

>>690232659
I want to do this too when I have the money. How much have you saved up for this adventure or are you just going on foot?

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>>690232789
Exact same situation here for 2 years ago mate. And i know it sounds corny,
but just do it, 20 y/o and fucked multiple women, it can be done mate even when autistic.

>>690230264
to be born. not original but true

>>690230264
being here

>>690232659
Could I request sauce of that webm?

>>690230353
Great White Buffalo

>>690230264
wife was mad at me and going off. I laughed at her and put on my $300 pair of headphones. she picked up a pair of scissors and snipped the headphone cord off. I should have divorced her. I really loved those headphones.

not getting dubs :(

>>690231981
49 or 2000?

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>>690233777

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If you find out you are going to die soon and you can make one last phone call who would you call and what would you say ? ...and why haven't you done it yet ?

>>690230264
Not seeding a woman and breeding the next generation, knowing my family line dies with me

Not getting dubs

Lawling hard

>>690232565
So just shit you've saved from /b/? There's no need to be a complete basket case about it.

>>690230264
Posting in this thread

>>690230264
Having done too much work I didn't like
Not having enough time to myself, my family, friends and hobbies

Also, not having travelled the world as much as I dreamed, not having tasted all the different kinds of great foods around the world

>>690232659
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I sustained a spontaneous spinal injury.

>>690236410
I would call Lincoln and ask I'd it was really John Wilkes Booth that killed him.

Oh. You meant a person in our life?

That I didn't die sooner.

>>690232659
Good for you!

Did you save up a sum of money in order to do this or did you just drop everything and decide to go with the bare minimum?

>>690230264
That I've never had a girlfriend, never love, never hug and say "I love you", that all my life I was alone. Nothing special...

>>690237653
Stuff I've gotten from the onion chans.
But be honest, would you even want you mother to see what you've saved from here?

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>>690230264
i didn't get blacked enough.

>>690230264

Not dying from a cocaine overdose.

>>690238103
Sounds like you are depressed son.
Find ways to improve your life:

>get money
>get fit
>find hobbies and interests
>develop your personality towards being more social
>stop being self-centered, think more about others and what you can do for them

I've failed in the social bit pretty much completely. Got money, got hobbies and stuff but socializing is darn hard without being completely wasted

Not murdering my best friends rapist

>>690230264
not sorting all of my porn

>>690230264
Using 4chan.

No ragrets. Because death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since for the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

>>690230264
My biggest regret would be replying to your shitty thread.

Fuck.

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My only regret... is that I have....bonitis


(Bones snapping)

Becoming an alcholic

>>690232822
Jo?

>>690230264

To never play the new Zelda.

I didnt ask her out...I mean I wouldnt be able to go being dead and all but just the same.

Would have been nice to at least have the courage to try.

>>690232898
i cant even keep track of people who have said im being retarded for thinking the same way you are. I dont think most people actually comprehend how many humans that are alive at the moment and the similarites we have with eachother.

>>690230353
Yep. She was married and had kids my age. Couldn't do that to her family. But fucking her rotten would have been sweeeeeeeeet.

>>690230264
no army

2012-2016

being born

>>690241376
this

i want to go back through time to fix my mistakes. im very serious about it. Therz nothing else i want and i would rather die then fail

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never coming forward to my best friend, who has been my crush for 6 years. I would just tell her if I didn't enjoy her company so much. I wish I could just hold her and kiss her, but being unattractive makes things a million times more difficult

Not killing myself sooner.

That I have boneitis

>>690243466
>no chair
>all day
what the fuck

>>690230264
I didn't kill myself sooner

>>690243979


;>)

I would regret all the time I wasted on this site.

>>690230729
Yea pretty much... things have gone pretty well but I could always do more. Oh well.

>>690230264
not fucking an asian girl yet

>>690230264
Being born, I'm fairly salty about being born.

Not achieving my current aims and being the best goddamn man I can be.

I refused anal to my ex gf
Because I knew that bitch was dirty, didn't want to see my penis covered in shit

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Stop complaining about women, you cucks. Life is not only having sex or cuddling with someone who smells good. I would regret the fact that I lived a life without chasing my dreams and trying to stick to something "safe" (money) instead of what a truly love.

I wish i wasnt so naive when i had met the girl i loved

>>690244617
sure, but enjoying everything life has to offer WITH a girl you really like makes it all 30X better.

That i didnt rape my room mate when i had the chance

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I would regret not telling Jamal I love him.

>>690239424
That is a Katy Perry song. Bro...

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Everything...

not having fucked a 14 year old

I didnt snort cheetos and i didn't try to make koolaid with only my nose

>>690246888
>XD
Jesus christ

>>690230264
The amount of time that took me to die already.

>>690230264
no offspring

Making her take all the birth control pills. We could have been happy and i ruined her. I didnt want kids then, but now she cant have any ever. Im glad i moved away at least.

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nothing. i did nothing in my life TO regret.

>>690247933
so your regret would be doing shit-all with your life?

>>690230264
sauce?

>>690231223
/thread

>>690247987
my uneventful life doesn't bother me that much

Not having had killed myself sooner

>>690247987
NO he doesn't regret anything you stupid nigger

>>690231305
This guy gets it. Except on the last part but I just let that part slide.

>>690230264
Lost my virginity to woman, i fucking despise women

>>690248185
he did nothing in his life to regret. unless he is a pretentious, self righteous prick, he will not be completely happy with all of his life choices

Taking that third tour to Afghanistan. Lost a foot, lost friends. Wife left me while i was there. Took the kids. Sold my shit, used all of our money to pay for a lawyer to bury me in divorce court.

>>690230264
still cant triforce

>>690248509
or he lived his life the way he wanted to and did all the things he wanted to do

not everyone is a failure

>>690230264
missing to vote?
https://www.strawpoll.me/10517359

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>>690248509
but the thing is, I LITERALLY have nothing to regret because i've never done anything that requires a significant life choice. i've spent 80% of my life in my bedroom

>>690230264
Never done pic related

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>>690248640
where do you think you are?

>>690248640
see >>690248714
I fucking knew it

>>690238142
why dont you leave a note on your desktop incase anything happens and have it say something like "mom im not really into frog porn its just the only way i can get replies"

>>690248730
meme

>>690248823
yes you were

no ragrets

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I did not think of this

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Blowing 90k and having nothing to show for it.

>>690230264
spending the day on /b/

>>690248947
managing to give 90000 people blowjobs is fairly impressive in itself, even if you did it for free

Not standing up for myself and my needs more often, and not destroying my ex's life

>>690249001
boom phrasing

not killing myself a few years ago

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All these queer responses.

I would regret not raping my coworker, fucking a tranny, fucking an obese bitch, fucking a midget, fucking nigger whore and lastly fucking my cousin.

Not being able to eat more steak.

>>690230729
/thread

>>690249275
this is /b/, not r/4chan

sometimes we answer seriously to serious questions

>>690230264
How does she breathe?

>>690249884
she doesn't until allowed to surface, it's part asphyxiation play part water play part effortless fucking

1.) not sticking in the tight asshole of a girl.
2.) not taking some kind of violent action against Capcom when they cancelled Legends 3

>>690230264
that it didn't happen sooner

4chan

>>690230264
That it didn't happen sooner.

>>690230264
i spent a lot of time in the internet and playing videogames

>>690230264
Sauce? Girl name?