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>>690225784
imagine eating her out
>>690225722
Fucking cadets man
>>690225722
lol what a faggot
>>690225905
he isnt cringe
>>690225722
The kids a beta, but at least his shit is tidy.
>>690226041
Less of a faggot than you, he gets to shoot a sick as fuck rifle and you're here on /b/. Nigger
>>690226243
perhaps he is here too...
>>690226424
That may be so, he'd still be less of a faggot than you, he at least has a hobby apart from sitting around all day on /b/.
>>690225722
he is a patriot what are you faggots
>>690225826
this is not a rage thread
>>690225784
>eating cheese by the pound
>so fat it can't walk
notinmyday.jpg
>>690225826
I just hope this one is not real.
>>690225826
take this to >>>/r9k/ bud
>>690226640
fuck
>>690227015
why
>>690227502
A respectfully well dressed man. Whats there to cringe about?
>>690226703
Didn't know this was a ylyl thread
>>690227549
>Whats there to cringe about?
your post
>>690227652
I laughed at a lot of them
>>690225722
Wheres the cringe?
>>690225722
not in his room----------cringe
out having fun-----------cringe
learning new stuff------cringe
>>690226948
>18
even their arms are just in the most pathetic place
>>690227867
found the cringey autismo
>>690226630
>guy in OP's pic confirmed
>>690227867
>not knowing how to use greentext
cringe
>----------
cringe
>defending autists
cringe
>being this new
cringe
>>690226703
There's no girl, but there is his hand.
>statement is true
>>690228388
That's pretty messy but it's not irrecoverably messy. He just needs to do some cleaning.
>>690226546
>you want pizzapits??
>>690225722
Get off of /k/ you cunt
>>690228482
if you live like this you should feel bad
>>690225722
Look at that trigger discipline. Nothing to cringe about here.
>>690228482
it's more about the lifestyle. he's so lazy he's about to step on a cooking pot
>>690226093
yes he is
>>690228263
sometimes i steal bread
>>690228256
Nope, I live in Melbourne, that kid is most likely out near Kapooka or somewhere in the countryside near a military base. They just can't take those rifles to a regular gun range here nor would they ever do that due to security reasons, those are full auto's and our government doesn't trust us with them. You can own a bolt action legally though, I own an old Mauser k98
>>690225826
Jesus fucking christ
>>690228256
it's him alright
>>690225722
not sure where the cringe is.
no name tag, no rising sun badge, older style cams.
looks like a cadet (which is kind of like scouts but army) for the older cadets I believe they get a chance to have very supervised chance to shoot.
It's probably his first time out at the range
>>690228667
One of my friends was a cadet and I went shooting with him a lot and he always had perfect trigger discipline and was always super anal about what way you had your rifle facing when you carried it, he always said carry it barrel facing down but really I prefer barrel facing up, I reckon it's more comfortable.
>>690226581
I can't tell if this is satirical or not
So basically the guy in opies pic is a stud and trolls are not.
>>690229132
Hew not wrong you know
>>690229404
I know he's not wrong but pointing it in the air with the safe on and your finger off the trigger is 100% safe unless you're handling a nambu pistol.
>>690229536
i did an awful job at blocking out his picture kek
>>690229095
>>690229132
>it's a fag with a gun
>time to chime in and try impress everyone on the internet about how important i am
here's the real cringe boys!
>>690229562
So you know he's not wrong yet you're still trying to make it seem okay
>>690229095
Nuh, It's be a pic of some numpty recruit going through kapooka in the early 2000's. Wouldn't been there long enough for name tags yet. They give ya your cam's first and then in the following weeks they chuck on the biscuit (rising sun patch) and your name tag.
Only cringe here I see is his kapooka battle sunbrero.
>>690229536
nice
>>690229605
Lol u gay
>>690229599
he was just looking for a manic pixie dream girl :(
>>690227301
it's basically the essence of
>tfw no gf
culminated into a board.
>>690229536
its the same guy
>>690227502
Okay
He has the phone camera recording from his pocket
He's not that nice then
Magic show for the little kids, and some fresh cp creeping pics for his child butts folder.
Gentleman my balls
>>690225826
That guy deserved it for being so oblivious
>>690226220
Tots not cringe, that was a roll thread
>>690229789
lol
>>690226094
>being american is a race
jesizzle chrisizzle, off to canada i go
>>690226299
but men SHOULD be the heads of households. wtf
>>690229562
You don't point your weapon unless you're ready to fire. That's rules 1 2 and 3 right there.
>>690230019
pure bred alpha
>>690226703
Thatsthejoke.jpg
>>690229789
just realised how fucking dumb i am
>>690225722
>average /k/ poster
>>690229653
Libtard detected.
>>690229684
He's 100% right about it being safe but it's not the only safe way to carry a firearm, I did say I preferred carrying it, not that it's the only way, he thinks that carrying it facing down is literally the only safe way to carry it, what's worse is he carry's his rifle with the barrel facing parallel to the ground and it always looks like he's going to fuck up his wrist doing that.
>>690230043
No shit, I meant like carrying the gun with with one hand facing upwards.
>>690229536
why are you talking to yourself?
>>690229170
It is. It's a screencap from a thread of someone saying they made a fake blog on tumblr. But don't feel relieved just yet, it amassed a large amount of followers. So there are actually people like this.
>>690230146
Do u own a gun?
>>690230287
they arent it saying he seen it
>>690225722
The real cringe is remembering this place.
>>690230287
kek confirmed fake
>>690226640
HE USED AN HONORIFIC
HE USED A FUCKING HONORIFIC
AN HONORIFIC ON FACEBOOK
ON FACEBOOK
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>>690230276
Yeah, no.
See >>690230326
Obviously you are just saying shit that you THINK is ok based off your own personal taste. Stop being retarded.
>>690226703
>not knowing this is a form of satire
>the meme
>>690227549
Fucking summerfags.
>>690230360
This a million times. and the following years of being a huge lid and asking for defence discounts at litterally every shop. God damn.
>>690230326
Yes faggot, a Mauser K98.
>>690230389
Do you guys even use facebook messenger or are you just retarted?
>>690230227
God damn, Benny is a fat fucking grape
>>690229599
btfo
>>690230517
Your dad's gun? Who taught you its ok to have it pointed upwards?
>>690225722
They take this 4 eyed fucker but leave me in the dust this is fucking fucked.
>>690230422
Too bad mate, I'm gonna carry it how I want, as long as my fingers off the trigger and I'm not pointing it at people I consider it safe
>>690226299
>betapedia
is this real
>first time inviting grills to your room
>>690230526
i said i realised that im an idiot
>>690226581
>hanging out with guy
>he leans in for kiss
>blow rape whistle
>thought he was different
>guess he was just a cis white male
>>690230642
probably because you're a shit cunt.
Try navy. Cunts take any dickhead who walks in.
>>690230642
The only reason the kid in OP's pic has the gun is because he's in the cadets - which here is cringe as fuck in itself. He's not actually recruited so cool your jets.
>>690226249
cringe? He got 2 jobs within a week. I've been looking for months.
>>690226853
Gibson is in pretty good shape.
>>690230625
Nope, I bought it myself, my dad is an antigun tard, he get's all his info about guns from retarded australian left wing media. If there isn't a law on carrying it up or down who cares as long as you're doing it safely.
>>690230852
If he was cadets he'd have those blue biscuits on both shoulders. I think this is a recruit from early 2000's when they used those cams
>>690230671
If u tried that shit at any range or around any trained gun owners I know you would get BTFO in 5 seconds.
>>690230732
KEKKOLINO
>>690226249
Fucking hell
>>690230987
Not always tbh. If you look at the Army Cadets website the kids aren't wearing the patches in a number of the photos.
That said, that site looks like it hasn't been updated since 9/11.
>>690230990
I shoot on private property mate, my mother has a farm out in the bush near some beach.
>>690230389
>>690229789
>itt retards who dont know how fb messenger works
>>690230671
At least now we are getting back o thread topic. Absolute cringe
>>690230926
Literally just avoid ABC, SBS and Channel 10 when the project is on and you have right wing media. What the fuck are you on about....
>>690230682
8/10
would have beer with
>>690230671
We as society only go as fast as the slowest.
You're the reason we have strict gun laws.
>>690230019
This kind of makes me sad
>>690230987
couldn't be early 2000s as Styre had the fixed optical site at that point in time. wasn't til late 2000s that they started to introduce the pikinini rail
pic related
>>690226835
>average reddit mod
>>690226640
I like that her replies are kept short
>>690227549
Hey Cameron
>>690231366
Righto mate.
>>690231400
I do avoid that, infact I avoid TV all together, my dad still watches TV though and he watches all of those on that list
>>690231540
I shoot on a private property, it's acres long and I shoot in a rocky quarry area. There's seriously nothing for kilometres
>>690231572
well then. Confirmed cringe then hahaha
>>690226067
Overrated cringe
>back to tumblr
>>690231759
So just because no one else is around to see you being an idiot doesn't mean ur not an idiot??
>>690231759
>There's seriously nothing for kilometres
That doesn't matter. It's a principle you should follow for safety's sake regardless. Do you carry it like a mongoloid on your way back home too?
>>690229536
Poor guy just wanted a cuddle. Total no homo.
>>690231813
yeah OP pic would have been 2010-2012
>>690231955
right?
>>690230682
Dude has games. He ain't even thinking about the bitches on his bed when he has all those games just sitting right there being all unplayed and shit.
>>690232062
Holy fuck!
>>690230019
Well someone had to take the picture right, so he has a friend at least? He looks about ten years old, so perhaps he was off playing with them all dressed up? If so,that ain't cringe.
>>690231894
How is it not safe if you take your finger off the trigger and flick the safety on, the only time I'm ever really pointing it up in the air is when I'm going to grab my target off the dirtmound on my property.
>>690231939
No idiot, I drag it across the ground, what do you think I do.
>>690226243
Fucking hell mate, spinning spurdo, i love you.
>>690232314
Ur supposed to use your turn signal when you change lanes I'm your car, even if it's 3:00 in the morning and there's no other vehicle on the road. Its the law. Do you understand the metaphor?
>>690232062
Fucking hell I was just eating a sandwich... I have no stopped eating said sandwich... Fuck this world.
>>690232468
Yes I know but on private property there isn't anyone around to signal to, I don't shoot at a range, I shoot at a place with nothing for fucking ages.
>>690232062
Fucking hell this cunt looks so fucked up. Is so fucked up. How do you get to that level of fucked up. Are you born like that? What has to happen in your life to become like that. So many questions..
>>690232314
I don't know what to think, you display patent retardation as it is.
I'm just imagining this overweight, self righteous little fuck carrying his gun over his shoulder as he walks towards home as if it'll somehow make you cooler. It doesn't. Fucking behave and treat your gun like the deadly weapon it is.
You're why gun owners can't catch a fucking break here.
>>690232625
You said yourself you're near a beach. Ever occur to you that people may cut through the property?
>>690232625
Ok I'm done arguing with you you dense motherfucker. Do what u want
>>690231571
I wish I had all that shit when I was a kid. I had to wait until I was an adult to buy body armor and matching camo
>>690232770
fuck this gay earth if this is real
>>690232818
everything was good and nerdy till i got to the far right.
then the cringe smacked me in the face
i see now
>>690232792
Im getting some blood pressure from lookin at her too, ifyouknowwhatimean.7z
>>690232734
This is a secluded quarry arewa and the beach is a like a good 5 kilometres away plus it's not a good beach, it's in the shittiest shithole on the coast
>>690233023
Look, I'm done with you like the other guy. You're just making excuses for your poor conduct.
>>690225928
is that female (not that it matters)?
>>690233161
I'll shoot you faggot
>>690233210
You're not the only Australian armed you ridiculous child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLa8M6f71J4
>>690233210
Oh shit anon, calm down, dont shoot the man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1nZviMrO8
>>690228519
We are on /b/ mate, what are you talking about?
>>690233279
sick photoshop skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI_o_N13Q5g
>>690233277
holy shit haha imagine fucking that psycho
King of cringe reporting in
>>690227502
a handsome well dressed classical musician... i dont get why this is cringe.
>>690227502
i don;t get it
>>690233510
OH MY GOD KEEMSTAR I LOVE DRAMA ALERT
>>690225905
That kid is going to be alpha as fuck
>>690233277
>bf
thats a guy kneeling?
>>690230682
The chick on the right so hot
>>690233699
That's a miscarriage.... she fried her miscarriage.
>>690226220
>I have autismo
gets me everytime
>>690233362
insane
