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Hopeless Romance edition
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carfag from last thread, startin it off before sleep
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>>690222487
Cool
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So i met a guy and had a fun ninsexual night with him.
I wanna date him
We agreed to a few more meetups before deciding.
I so want this to happen
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>>690222487
see ya later mate
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>>690222635
Nice. You guys just do oral?
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That's it, have fun, an gnight
>>690222635
good luck
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>>690222639
cya
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>>690221325
Maybe it'll happen, maybe it won't
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>>690222635
That's a nice way to start
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>>690222755
Nah just a movie and walk in park. Nothin sexy yet.
Hes a whole head taller than me. (Roughly 6'4)
I asked for a hug and then never wanted to get go.
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>>690222885
I think it should
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>>690222954
Dats so gay <3
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>>690223095
I know right. When he hugged me tho omg i wanted to be like that forever.

Got boners on 3 seperate occasions just talking to him. Not even about lewd stuff.
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>>690222954
Aww. But he is interested in you yes? I'm new here. Mostly interested in shota but getting into ferals
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>>690223287
We're interested in eachother quite a bit
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>>690223394
you should fuck
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>>690223210
I'm 6'7 and my bf is 5'2 so I can relate lel
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>>690223558
That is not the right image.
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OP IS OUT!
NIGHT BITCH-LINGS!
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>>690223669
it's 6:30am here fuckhead
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>>690223669
good night homo
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is this thread dead?
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>>690222320
>Be me
>Straight
>Have Bisexual friend
>Realize I like dick
>Fall hopelessly in love with friend
>He has a girlfriend now
>Everyone says how much of a perfect couple they are
>He wants me to be his best man at the wedding
>Cry myself to sleep
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>>690224000
probably
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>>690224060
it's your fault isn't it?
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>>690224003
I charge $4,000 per job, $500 upfront. Give me an address.
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>>690224194
Maybe I did
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>>690224284
I'd like to think this is a joke.
Although I resent her, I know she's a good person, and she makes him happy... So thanks for the offer, for whatever services you're implying, but no thank you.
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>>690224504
damn you frank
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>>690224611
But it's the perfect opportunity to get close to him friend. There are few times more intimate than the grieving process.
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>>690224645
Maybe your cars ran over the thread and now it's in critical care
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>>690224783
some of these cars would be in worse condition than the thread in that case
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>>690224920
post sexy gifs
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>>690224971
but I don't have any car gifs
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>>690225049
sexy gifs of things not cars
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>>690224733
Tempting offer, but I'd never want something like that to happen to them.
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>>690225291
I'll do it for free. No matter how humble you are you and I both know that deep down you would be infinitely better for him.
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>>690225238
like... people?
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>>690225455
well of course
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>>690225511
Can do!
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>>690225650
hng
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>>690225760
oh you like that gif do you?
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>>690225396
I'm like 90% sure this is a joke, but on the off chance you're legit, thanks but my mind is going to some dark places at the moment and I'd like to stop replying before anything happens
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>>690225845
You always find the best shit
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>>690226022
it's a talent I have I guess
I also really liked that guy
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>>690226169
It's a talent worth having
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>>690225896
It's entirely your choice. If you want to live the rest of your life in regret while your soul mate is slowly devoured by a succubus then so be it.
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>>690226247
of course, got heaps of this shit too
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>>690226331
How much have you dug up recently?
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>>690226650
FUCK YEAH!!! i wanna be both of them!
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>>690226697
I have over 500 of these images now, can't say how many recently
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> came to fap

> Loneliness sets in

> Realize am jealous of the genuinely happy couples

> Didn't want to fap anyway
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>>690226812
>came to fap
>someone is offering to murder a bitch to open up a relationship opportunity
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>>690226905
In all fairness it's a completely justifiable act.
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>>690226734
It'd be weird to be both at the same time
>>690226779
God damn
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>>690226905
>Tfw I'm still monitoring this thread for a good fap.
I came for feels and faps, not someone offering to kill someone for me. But thanks to that guy
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>>690226905
This reminds me - if that anon ever changes his mind he's more than welcome to stop by Sonny's in the 12533.
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I'm going to check something in MGSV, hopefully I have enough gifs and captchas done until I get back

>>690227049
pft, that's nothing
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>>690227113
>>690227183
>>690227231
>>690227292
damn son
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Now THIS is God's work.
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>>690223491
Moar
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>>690227745
>>690227783
>>690227834
>>690227890
Saved
>>690227959
I quite like the gay porn over the cars
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>the mafia browses gfur threads
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>>690227959
don't make me choose
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>be gay
>first bf caught in bed with a hooker
>second bf beat the shit outta me, dumped me then he left me heartbroken
>both of them were respectable lawyers
>im_just_looking_for_love.gif

Why can't I get a decent boyfriend who will share the same love as me?

>inb4 an hero immediately
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>>690228354
Why not just bust inside his ass?
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>>690228333
Postcode?
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>>690228480
I'm from Bucharest, Romania.
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>>690228437
because you don't get to see that, and that's pretty hot
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>>690227183
>>690228183

fuck yeah, anal in the gym!
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>>690228437
Cuze lube for round 2.

>>690228574
Ouch. Queensland, Australia here.
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>>690228596
I'm a practical man
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>>690228669
>queensland
I'm so sorry
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>>690228749
it's practical enough
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>>690228872
It's for showmanship, hardly practical
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>>690228806
I know all about wanting to an hero.
Have thought about using tranq darts and handcuffs to find a bf. Might help you too.
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>>690228991
as a bottom it feels pretty hot

>>690228999
I was kidding anon, don't do it
and I have a bf
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>>690229098
I wouldn't know about that
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>>690229200
one day you will
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and that is the end of my gifs (the ones that haven't been posted at least)
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>>690229283
Might, might not, only time can tell
>>690229413
It was a great run
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>>690229577
I will continue posting hot guys though
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I'll post hot guys too
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>>690229650
>>690229806
>>690229835
yesh
>>690229845
matsus can't be hot
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>>690229845
try again

>>690229929
you're welcome
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>>690229929
just give them a chance

>>690230087
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>>690230087
danke
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>>690230188
no
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>>690230188
I did, all 25 episodes
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>>690230285
well fuck
i dont know what you're not seeing cus i'm hard as a math class

>>690230293
you didn't like it?
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>>690230322
This I like
>>690230410
I liked the series doesn't mean they're sexy
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>>690230410
I think you're alone on that
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>>690230468
will continue then
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>>690230468
>not liking the series because they're sexy
i dont even know who you are anymore

>>690230492
i thought frank agreed with me but i was wrong and betrayed...
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>>690230603
you thought wrong
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>>690230521
This is also nice
>>690230603
Because it's a comedy not ecchi
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>>690230764
there's a reason for that
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>>690230630
>>690230764
i dont know what to believe anymore
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>>690230891
nothing, there is nothing to believe in
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>>690230832
Warum?
>>690230891
osomatsu-san was funny not sexy
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>>690231144
for what purpose?
I'm sure you can figure it out by yourself
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Anything can be sexy if you stare at it for long enough.
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>>690231301
It's totally the painting
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>>690231395
even my desk?
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>>690231493
Yes. Leather and wood are very erotic, why do you think everyone uses it so much?
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>>690231487
that painting is judging you and your life choices
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>>690231576
That painting doesn't have the standing to judge me
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>>690231677
does too
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>>690231493
Of course, it already has wood.
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>>690231854
what if my desk isn't made of wood?
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>>690231787
Well then it shall find not even a blemish
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>>690231913
Then you should feel bad because I liked that joke.
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>>690231974
says you
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>>690232084
if it makes you feel better, my desk is in fact made of wood
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>>690232123
My life is spotless
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>>690232201
see above somewhere
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>>690232181
Not sure why I like suspenders
>>690232268
pfff. I don't see a problem anywhere
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>>690232268
I'm betting his arms are like 18.5 inches. Most likely on gear,
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>>690232341
because suspenders make people look hot, it may or may not be why I bought some

I'm sure there's something

>>690232388
is that a good thing?
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>>690232531
All my previous statements are quite logical and the painting has no reason to judge me based on them
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>>690232785
oh fine, I concede
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>>690232896
That's how the world should operate. Concede to America
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>>690228333

i dated a lawyer for a few months. dude was a total prick, i think he had NPD.
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>>690233024
>NPD
No Penis Disorder?
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>>690232952
get fucked lol
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>>690233172
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>>690233263
Tough shit, we Aston Martin now
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i agree the world would be more fun if it was run by america
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>>690233085
Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
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>>690233296
This isn't relevant to my interests
>>690233353
Yes it would
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>>690232084
hey make chet less of a buttface please
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>>690233353
I'm not a fan of being shot by mentally-deficient spergs with guns.
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>>690233435
guess what?
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Will Trump finally make anime real?
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>>690233579
you don't care?
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>>690233520
I'm no marriage counselor.
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>>690233700
bingo
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>>690233607
Have you not heard trump's ANTime policies? there's no way he'd let anime be real.
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>>690233746
i just don't know how much longer i can take this sort of abuse.

also i dont wanna be married to chet this sucks
it's like opening up a box of jelly beans and all that's left are the black ones because your diabetic father ate all the good ones and is a racist piece of shit.
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>>690233778
I still don't get cars
>>690233904
>opening up a box of jelly beans and all that's left are the black ones
who does this? has this happened to you?
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>>690234032
because i eat the black ones
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>>690234032
well, I don't know what I can do about that
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>>690234090
No one eats the black ones
>>690234096
I don't know either but I'm going to bed
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>>690234234
I EAT THE BLACK ONES
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>>690234234
good timing, I was about to leave, not posting anymore porn. catcha
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I bet you also leave the wrappers in a box of sweets after you eat them.

>>690233904
What did he do this time?
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>a box of sweets
dont you mean a box of candy like how the rest of the world says it
>>690234384
HE SAYS MEAN THINGS THAT HE PROBABLY WOULD BE ACTUALLY MAD ABOUT IF I QUOTED IN PUBLIC
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>>690234581
At least you don't have to deal with his racist tirades in person.
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>>690234772
whats it like being his housecat
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>>690234581
No I mean sweets like it is in the first world.

He makes good tea but he eats all of my food and drinks all of my water.
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>>690235121
i heard he uses your butt like a pillow
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>>690235409
I shall neither confirm nor deny this.

He's on his way so I shall punish him approriately.
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>>690235833
i thought he was going to work. are you work?
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>>690235889
He's taking a break and coming to visit for a while.
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>>690236261
how sweet like a box of candy
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BABY BABY BABY BABY RIGHT ON TIME
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>>690236437
Suddenly I don't want to tell him off for bullying
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Trump would be down for anime tbh
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>>690236679
awoooo
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no he hates the chinese remember

>>690236639
YES YOU DO IT WILL BE FUN
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hes cool with japan though
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actually he has beef with japan too
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I mean who doesnt have beef with Japan, they were nuked twice
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>>690236736
I'll have my cats do it instead. I'll have her walk over him with her claws
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It's over nato. He dislikes that we protect japan and get nothing in return.
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>>690236936
all i ask of you is to kick him while he's down
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>>690233396
Exactly..and lawyers are usually suffering from antisocial personality disorder
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domo
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>>690233904
whats the name of the show or whatever these characters belong too? SAUCE PLEASE
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>>690239001
>>690239001
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