Pull out my Beretta 9mm and make him cry like a bitch

>>690221769
fight him then piss in his mouth

Dominance 101

>>690221769
...were the girls impressed by his displays of dominance?

>>690221769
no point in talking shit. deck him in the fucking mouth first thing. he will be caught by surprise and you follow up with more blows until hes out cold or his/your friends break it up.

>>690221769
It depends. If people are hostile towards me, I'll try and make it go away. If people are towards against my friends, I'll get hostile really fast.

>>690221769
I go out all the time and end up in situations just like this from my experience the best thing to do is punch them square in the nose before they get a chance to put a hand on you. Stand up strong like a boss and ask the rest of them if they want some

As a former bouncer, I am a fan of a blood choke.

U did fine, mostly they are full of shit and act tough. And if it came to punches then you better know how to trade blows.. Most of the time try to defuse the situation without it costing any loss to either your character, so they won't think you're being a pussy, or without loosing the girls, so they can see that you are th one who is correct and he is an actual couch bag, otherwise if you fight you can both get kicked out and ruin your friends night as well

>>690221769

i carry a hypodermic full of superglue. straight in the neck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g

>>690221769
I don't want to sound like a cuck but violence doesn't solve anything. Furthermore if the girls you're talking to are impressed at your inability to hold your cool in a difficult situation then you'd be better off standing clear of them.

>>690223176
Spoken like a true cuck

>>690223176
Violence does solve things, but it shouldn't be the first resort but last.

>>690222731
this. had a similiar situation
>at a burger joint in a shitty neighborhood
>with gf
>we walk in
>2 thug tatted mexicans standing there, presumably waiting for their orders
>as we walk past one of them says "damn id like to fuck that"
>i turn at meet his gaze
>hes has a smug look as if im not going to do anything about it
>with a blank expression i hit that spic in the face as hard as i could
>immediately followed throught with a second punch at his friend
>first guy is KO'd
>other guy gets hit but disengages
>we leave the restaurant as the friend falls to aid his unconscious friend
>got the best bj of my life that night

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Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't wan't no trouble bro". flex your traps and your core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here's the crucial part: in a low voice start uttering wolowolowolowolowolo slowly increasing in volume. By now he should be surprised. Sway from side to side while loosening your facial muscles and both anal sphincter and kegel muscle.
You should be pretty loud by now and the guy will have stepped back and be visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and shit yourself. Let your eyes roll in the back of your heal. By now you are chanting WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO at the tops of your lungs.
He will run away
Everyone within a 2 kilometers radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form

>>690223294
I would've done the same. Good job, Anon!

>>690222731
Wtf cunt, people will just think you are a spastic and thinking like that means that you are... You don't think things through do you... The girls will get scared and leave, the security will think you are on ice and get you detained so cops can pick you up. Doing that is the worst plan as you will be seen as the bad guy... Besides don't be a bitch by sucker punching people you weak pussy

>>690223305
top zoz

>>690223254
What has violence ever solved for you anon?

>>690223105
Cringed.

>>690223463
who the fuck cares? there are more girls out there than them at that moment, and that little faggot cunt will think twice before he ever does that shit again.

>>690223294
Well this definitely didn't happen.

>>690223565
Cringe all you like till your flat on your back with your nose pissing all over your face. Pussy

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>>690221769
I'll rape them and if they are with a bunch of guys, than I'll gangrape them. I'll fuck 'em in the ass till it bleeds and prolapse.

>>690223501
I was bullied in high school. One day I had enough and beat the main bully with a rock in my hand. He had to be taken to a hospital. No one bullied me after that, in fact, I got many friends. Some I still have today.

>>690223673
you better believe that it did. and if u ever left your moms basement you'd know a thing or two about the real world. if u ever get a girl and take her out in public i feel sorry for her if u wont defend her honor and let some douchebag retard talk to her like that.

>>690223805
Is that the only time? The thing is in high school you were a child. Childish solutions solve nothing in an adult world.

>>690221769
If you want to be a dick, just headbutt as soon as someone is overly aggressive.
Otherwise just laugh and leave, offer to but the girls a drink and walk off with/without them.
I switch between both methods depending on my temperament on the night.

>>690223294
good story what page in the fairy tell book are you on im lost

>>690223482
NO IT IS KEK YOU FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT

>>690223482
Kill yourself

Look at all the cucks in this thread. OP if you get disrespected like that you knock that faggot on his ass or get your ass whooped trying. If you roll over those girls are gonna see how much of a big pussy you are just like I do.

>>690221769
Basically try and make him look like the asshole he is calmly. If that isnt appealing to the girl then fuck her. Who wants to get into a physical altercation over "some girl"? and more than likely some random douche at a bar has limited to no prospects, and as a result no repercussions for legal trouble.

>>690224138
Are you mad that ur too beta to even consider defending your honor? I grew up a scrapper and I got in fights over shit smaller than that.

>>690223858
hope you didn't drop your fedora on your way out.

>>690224155
Your caps are so alpha. I just pissed myself with fear.

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Show of my mad martian art skills and anally probe the fucker up against the bar.

>>690224016
I've had to resort to violence in adult life, too. Recently a friend went too far into personal things, I told him to stop, he didn't, I told him let's go outside and sort this out, he just kept talking shit, I slapped him, he went quiet and started bitching how he is going to leave if i stay there, I left. I lost a friend, kept my self-respect. Never let people bully you in any way. Violence is the universal language, everyone understands it.

>>690224325
Says your pussy ass. If u said that shit to my face I'd fucking deck ur ass too.

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>>690224343
this
only reasonable solution.

>>690223858
I was about 24 and was chaperoning my friends very hot 14 year old cousin.
Was walking back home and some crackhead looking dude says. "I want to fuck your girlfriend".
Instantly I went it danger mode. I nervously giggled and carried on walking.
That dude should have fucked me up and raped the bitch.

>>690223482
>>690224155
Top Gary

>>690224424
>insert navy seal pasta here

>>690224452
LMAO what a pussy. Pro tip: don't chaperone if you can't do it properly.

>>690224322
Don't worry a lot of ppl on /b/ have never got in a fight or never will haha... I got beaten with a hammer at work the fucken dude used the claw side but he was 55 and I ultimately won ... Few months ago

>>690224327
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>690224514
Laugh it off cus ur online. Guaranteed it would happen. You think the world is full of beta cucks like yourself, but there are some people that won't put up with an ounce of that shit. If someone straight up says they want to fuck ur gf right in front of the both of you are you just shrug it off you're a grade A pussy and ur girl deserves better.

>>690224199
I think i have problems I would have stabbed him depending on how mad i was i would kill him or just stab his leg

>>690224614
Dude I know. I don't know what the fucks wrong with me. I don't feel much pain, I'm quite strong and fairly tall. For some reason I can only fight when I'm being literally attacked.

>>690224343
human beans > aliens

>>690221769
>we're ready to come to blows
See, this is where you fucked up, OP.
You could have just blown each other and everybody would have gone home satisfied.

>>690224382
I admit that I was wrong, though violence should always be the final solution.

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>>690221769

Haha id fucken beat that dude with my massive muscles, then id just squat and take a shit on his face lol.
I would whip out my massive cock just to show off and fuck three supermodels because im a badass.
Fucking betas itt lol

>>690223576
It's not about the girls, your friends won't go out with you if you just cross people in the face the first thing you don't like about them.. They won't hang out with you

>>690221769
>>690223176

I never let it get that point. Most of the guys in this town that are going out to the main night spots aren't trying to act aggressive because it does not get you laid at the end of the day

>>690225219
Said the 9 year old wheelchair kid

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>>690225099
The final solution is the best solution.

>>690225352
Idk what kind of friends you have but any of mine would do the same. Why do you even post in this thread if ur not man enough to handle your business? Pussy

>>690224322
*tips fedora*

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>>690224322
Oh sorry didn't realize you get in idiotic fights that have no reason to be started in the first place you probably will never make anywhere above minimum wage you are a Low life non-Intelligent piece of shit, You get mad at small things and hurt people over it I would say use your words but you got very few. here's a over view of your life
>Get in as many fights as possible
>try to win them
>fuck whores
>get drunk
>vote for trump
>see how it turns out
>die alone as a homeless man
If you ever have a kid you are going to abuse it, as goes for your wife but getting into fights over small stuff you probably wont live past 30

>>690224424
Hahaha. Internet thug

>>690225552
Tips fedora off your pussy head

>>690223140
Let's go to jail over a minor altercation!

ITT: betas vs real men

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>>690224791

noone is implying any of this you fag.
your anonymous keyboard-warrior boasting makes you look like a completely autistic cringelord though.

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Elbow. Especially in close quarters. Guaranteed knockout or stuns the fucker for you to throw a combo.

I look at it as the fucker is receiving the proper repercussions for his bad behavior. Law of nature.

>>690225625
This whole thread is filled with non-intelligent people that have no life so they rage and fight because they have very little to loose

>>690225625
Holy shit
>When you tryed to meme
>but you kuldn't spell
>or format your pic's werds so peeple lost their shit laffing at yu immediately.

And that's just the pic, the fucking idiot comment is a whole 'nother story.

>>690221769
First of all, if you can completely ignore the guy to the point that both you and the girls don't even know he's there then you have won.

If that's too hard to pull off for the circumstance you are in, try to get her away from the guy, tell her you want to show her something and piss off out of there.

Lastly, if thats too hard, grab one of the girls and leave, get your wing man friend if you have one with you to take his attention quickly and leave the less DTF girl with him.

Let me know what you think. Violence won't get you poon in a club, so its a little out of the question in this situation but nothing better than a good scrim with another bloke for a bit of fun

>>690223176
Violence isn't the answer guys. It's the question. The answer is yes.

>>690223305
I kekd

>>690225625
I got in a fight over someone saying they want to bang my girl, blatant disrespect. If you wouldn't do the same ur a fucking pussy . End of story. PS I make more than min wage but nice paragraph you spelled out there. Next time I see u out with ur gf I'll be sure to slap her ass since I know you'll just bend over and take it like a bitch.

>>690221769
Well you could have just taken his arm off you and put him in a lock on his knees and then looked like da man and reverse his peasant psychology but yeah you did the right thing didn't get arrested

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>don't instigate
>if someone else instigates, tell them to fuck off
>if they grab you, tell them to let go before they get hurt
>if they don't, put them in the ground and tell them to calm down
>if they punch you, fuck them up

Simple as that.

OP here

>>690222710
the girls didn't give a shit
they just walked away
>>690223176
it doesn't make you a cuck at all
you're right at the end of the day I would have hurt a fellow human being and myself over some broads
>>690223254
agreed
>>690223305
lol thanks for that, I still feel a bit heated and your post got me laughing and feeling more relaxed
>>690223463
pretty much what happened with the girls
>>690225960
that's exactly what my friend told me, people who start shit have nothing to lose
>>690225995
the guys were blowing themselves out, you're right I shouldn't have felt all threatened and kept ignoring them.

>>690226227
so your solution is to wait until you get your shit slapped before you do anything at all? fuck you and fuck these betas itt. i bet you still cry about bernie sanders every night

Pull my katana, nobody touches my waifu

>>690226707
zoz'd again

>>690226707
Gary'd

>>690225980
Here I'll correct your Comment as I can see you tried and failed,
>When you tired** to **make a meme**
>but you couldn't** spell
>For the rest I think you had a mental episode
>On the keyboard

>>690226554
Ah yes, a fellow that's developing his skills I see, I recognize that lingo anywhere ;)

One more experience under your belt, now you're better equipped to deal with the situation next time. Keep being critical of your shortcomings and keep asking yourself "why did xyz happen"

You're gonna make it bro

>>690221769
OP ur a fag. and there are so many fucking pussies in this thread i didnt realize how many faggot cucks really lurck this site. as soon as that dool put his hands on me its on. what would it take for you to hit him? does he need to pull your pants down and fuck you in the ass? KYS

I am a yellow belt in judo, i would o soto toshi that faggot into the ground.

>>690226927
lurk*, fool**

>>690226944
zoz!!

>>690227059
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIGN VZXUX8USZXYUZXYZY6YZZSB N FG4ETUIF ZOZZ IS NOT A WORD OR ANYTHIGN YOU DUMB FUCK GO FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>690222495
>hes not wrong

>>690226927
If you were out at a nightclub what would your goal be for the night?

I assume OP's goal was to try to hook a girl, if it was just to have a bit of fun I could understand him bashing the other guy's brains in but I don't believe it will help with girls

i would have pulled out my bow and yelled "RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!!!"

>>690226586
My solution is being confident enough to overpower them at each step they make.

Only insecure white trash pick fights with strangers over nothing.

>>690227036
Owned his ass YEAH next time you think about coming to /B/ you better spell right because all of us spell 100% finy

>>690226861
haha
thanks bro

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>>690227190
hahaha. overpower him with your confidence? tips fucking fedora nigger lmaoo

>>690227190
Damn it >Only insecure white trash pick fights >with strangers over nothing.
Its been on the tip of my tongue through out this whole thread

>>690225352
lol... if someone clearly provoked my friend and then said friend fuck that guy up I wouldn't think my buddy is somehow a lepper now, who the fuck are you dude? I suspect little girl

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>>690221769
Op if you look anything half like this he probably will not even pick fight with you

>>690226227
>if someone else instigates, tell them to fuck off
I had this dudes gf trying to get us to fight. Shits fucked son

>>690221769
Most the times when guys act aggressive, it's just that, an act. You called his bluff and he folded.

It's best to avoid any kind of physical conflict as much as possible. You don't know if the other guy is trained or has a weapon.

My buddy had something similar happen, guy started punching his sister so he beat the shit out of him, turns out he was a cop.

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>>690227453
Rich Piranha is cool and all but Richy P eats him for breakfast

l would have bashed him stomped his head in bashed security guard gotten taken out by 4 of them all girls screaming everyone watching in awe

>>690227175
first off theres a difference between bashing his brains in and punching him in that big mouth. second, obviously the goal is to find some girls, but if u get in a situation where u have to check a nigga, girls get pushed off on the back burner. you handle your business. there are other clubs and other girls. you come off as desperate for pussy and a giant pussy yourself

Spike his drink with poison.

>>690227719
Your right gotta make sure you have space before shit get out of hand. Make sure the ladies are in the back

if l was you l would have slapped him across the face after putting arm around me and said that it was because of ptsd

You have to be careful when you decide to use violence. You don't know what people are capable of or what they're packing on them. It's important to not be a little pussy bitch but it's also not worth being stabbed 33 times for. If you're going to do something and it's worth it, do it right. If it's not worth it then keep cool and chill out with a bunch of autistic 14 year olds on /b/.

>>690227719
I suppose you are right. One of the worst cases would be getting barred from the club but everything would be situational.

Perhaps its best to choose your fights, one should never back down unless its smarter to do so, if someone deserves to get punched in the throat then thats one thing but getting jail time over it because you are in front of the police is something else

>>690227798
>>690227185
Zozzle

>>690221769
situations like the ones being described make me feel like a simple animal if i interact back. I guess I'd like a higher sense of myself. The only answer I really see is not being at a club in the first place. Whats the purpose if not to peacock in some way and get laid? guess I want more out of myself than that.

>>690221769
>pull out gun
>shoot up club
>???
>profit

>>690228655
If u don't ever leave ur mons basement why are u even posting in the thread? Gtfo beta cucklord

Aura l hate being around so many people at once

If someone says some shit about your girl in public you grab her ass. people say dumb shit all the time and I'm not wearing a cape so fuck a fight.

Ur capable of more then u think, don't be afraid of fights just cause a guy has a tattoo and some weight on you

>>690228778
That only works in Orlando

>>690223254
why not make it the first and save yourself time.

>>690229093
that works in every state

whoever had less beers or more uppers or is sober or has fighting skills wins beligerants everywhere everyones drunk police patroling go to jail everyone lol your choices

>>690228655
Wow you're so enlightened.

>>690228967
this. minimal effort to call him out that he's pissy cause you're gonna be fucking her and he's not and be on your way

>>690224815
Looks like someone is insecure about himself... Why tH FUCK would you need to stab or kill them over such a little thing?... Trying to prove how big you are on an anonymous board? Stop being so edgy ffs

>>690229271
l am lactating due to steroid induced hormones disruptions to look aesthetic in my calves kunt

>>690228792
U ur mons right back at ya pal.

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>>690228655

>>690229271
doesnt it remind you of watching the discovery channel? so basic, why do we even have reasoning when it all comes down to just that in one way or another

>>690228655
well iut's about going with friends and people you like and also really beautiful woman and fun events lol l don't go to ravves though

>>690221769
Kick him in the balls. For two reasons. First, he'll always 100% go down. No dude will recover from a bunt to the cock.
Second, I don't know what it's like overseas, but in Australia we have one punch laws. If I hit a dude, he falls and bangs his head and dies, that's a minimum 5 years in jail automatically. Really not worth going to jail just to impress a couple of chicks.

>>690225482
It's not what my friends would do it's what I would do. Spazzing out and crossing them in the face like a coward when they don't cect it does no make you tough, it displays insecurity of your ability to handle yourself if you got into a fight and it most certainly does not make you a bigger man... Think what you want but when I watch people get sucker punched no one respects them and everyone can see their insecurity.

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>>690224424
Well I was sceptical at 1st, I thought you was just talking the big talk on an anon board to try and big yourself up for 5min. I didn't actually think you was THAT guy, you was making yourself out to be. But after seeing the way you handled that situation, the way you stood straight up for yourself against that piss taking anon against all odds. You have made a believer out of me. You are indeed a faggot.

>>690229689
Good to know you have no spine. Also it's not a sucker punch unless you blindside him or he's distracted. Think of it more as a pre-emptive strike.

>>690227367
If you were standing in a bar and you witnessed some dude call someone a cunt and then he gets a bottle and hits him over the head with it; would you not think that it's over the top and unnecessary? Using violence as the first option to resolve the issue just makes you seem like a dumb nigger. Use it as the last option if nothing comes of it and don't hit them when they aren't looking because everyone knows that when you do that it means you are insecure about your ability to handle yourself in a fight, and you would probably run away if you miss the hit.

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>>690221769
Personally i tend to become violent quickly when some douchebag behave like that. Most people are just show offs and never recieved a punch in the face so if you half know what you are doing its cool. Its not the best behaviour maybe, you could end up getting rekt.

The best way to do damage to someone is using your knees and elbows.
Jab or distract them some how, step in with your rear supporting leg and use both arms to grab the back of their neck, quickly deliver 2-3 swift strikes to their abdomen alternating your knees.
Drop your hands and give them a strong double handed strike to the throat/chest if they are still standing deliver a forward pushing kick to their abdomen or start looking to break their legs preferable inwards :)

>>690221769
Simple, one hard punch or knee to their balls usually makes them back the fuck off.

>>690230594
Zoz!!!!!

>>690229870
No, it's a bitch strike for pussies when it's a face to face 1 on 1. It's only valid if he brings a friend or two over so you can use ye "pre-emotive strike" to take one out and then fight the other... Otherwise you are a little bitch if you choose to sucker punch in a one on one. I'm not spineless as I've gotten a martial arts background and I've gotten into a fight at a warehouse party. It was a bunch of guys looking for trouble who got a girl to knock into me and start talking shit, as soon as I said anything back 4 of her friends used th "don't talk shit to my girl" excuse to have a go at me. We were all drunk but it's amazing what martial arts experience can do to those who have none. The 4 people consisted of a Sudanese guy who just wanted to fight and was not even from their group whilst the others where a bunch of eshay lads/Shavs. One of the guys crossed me and used your "pre emptive pussy strike" into my cheekbone lol, since it was not my jawline his punch bounced off like a ping pong ball and I didn't feel much so I pulled the guy who was holding me and elbowed him twice into the face and punched a guy to my right but had a bit of tunnel vision as I had to watch out for the other two. As one guy backed away I took the Sufi to the ground and clever his face with a punch and more elbows before his lips were puffed and cut along with his eyebrows... It lasted only a minute but it seemed like 10 until my friends arrived and scared them off.... Only for them to run away and come back 20 minutes later with 15 other guys because they were never inited to the party in the first place the crowd in the warehouse took my side and told them to leave so they walked away... Cops obviously arrived and started asking questions but they had a sense of humour lol. I'll never forget the cop lady who looked at me and saw my torn shirt and black eye and smiled and asked "have you seen any fights around here? We herd there was trouble" I told her no and they left

>>690221769

If some guy shoves me, I hit him right away and keep punching him until is no longer resisting.

If you don't react immediately, either you pussy out and fuck off or you end up fighting anyway, these situation never resolves themselves by talking it out or whatever.

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> work as a deckhand
> trained as a carpenter
> learned to be accurate with a hammer because roofing is quick
> got used to wearing a hammer all the time because of asshats
that shit becomes a war maul if you use it right, noone wants to tangle with you when you pull a straight claw out, but i also carry a .380 with hollowpoints if shit gets hairy.
then there is the funny situation when someone sets a hand on a surface while you have a hammer....then they loose cartilage.
pic related, had the same one for a while, some idiot dropped it overboard.

ITT: virgin degenerates who think you need to fight at clubs to get laid.

>>690235292
i live out in the stix, there are no clubs, just meth heads looking to take anything that isnt nailed down. ever had to fight an enraged meth head who was sleeping on the boat, thinking you are the cops at 4am, he rammed me overboard, not all fights are about pussy.