Fuck off ya cunt, if you're not watching rugby you're a faggot.

Why are IDs even gone?

>>690211550
any horny aucklanders around?

>>690211680

I didn't even know the rugby was on. Who's playing? All Blacks vs Warriors or something isn't it?

>>690213963
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>>690211550
>Christchurch

Queenstown here

>>690213963
Poofta

upperhutt reporting

based on experience... their is nothing different from auzzies and kiwis they actually the same

New Zealand culture is so fucking gay. All your sports are shit. And Paul Henry represents a significant number of you perfectly. You're all fucking gits and your women are frumpy sluts that can't fuck well.

>>690214980

I'm not gay, I'm just vastly more intelligent than plebeians like yourself. You wouldn't understand.

>>690215429

we can deal with rain

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Dunners reporting.

On the subject of big sporting events, 24h of Le Mans is this weekend. Couple of kiwis are racing. Does anyone give a fuck?

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>>690211550
>timaru with a helpful tip for winter

>>690216150
Replace the wrench with your hands and you'll warm up too!

>>690215468
I'm not even in a gang ya cunt. AB's just scored another try! Fuck yeah almost spilled my fucking lion red.

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>>690216285

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>>690216582

>>690215031
I'm in totara Park

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>>690216676
one of my favs

>>690216786
sux to be you

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>>690216786
sorry to here

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>>690216786

>>690216890
>>690216861
Why?

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>>690216998

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dunedin anon, where you at, i made dumplings

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>>690217278

if you're not from waikato you're technically an arab

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>>690217425
>implying i'd ever wear polka dots
plus she doesnt have enough facial hair to be me, im more pic related

>>690213094
Why?

Fucking Wales just scored twice. Fucking coconuts in the blacks can't tackle. Deport the cunts.

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>>690217742

>>690217777

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>>690217278

>>690215455
i see ids are gone.. where are you from?

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>>690217813

>>690217428
South waikato there.

>>690217278
they look pretty arite man. you dont fry your dumplings?

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Kebabs are love.

Kebabs are life.

anyone else here queenstowner

>>690218147
Proper chink dumplings are actually served with a soup & are soft.

>>690218325
yeah i know but fried ones are shitloads better

>>690211550
Isn't New Zealand a province of Australia?

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Fuck yea invercargill

is islander pussy even good

>>690218312
Queertowner? Go find your boyfriend somewhere else ya cunt. We won the rugger, gunna go get more shitfaced & start a fight in town.

>>690218565
kind of like how the vatican is a province of italy

>>690218147
sometimes I fry, sometimes I do gyoza half/half style

>>690218994
that's my jam. fried with a oil and a little water in the bottom and a plate on the pan. chur dumplings.

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>>690215546
And the cold

>>690218652
That's so sad, man. I moved to middle north island recently and it's way better there.

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Dunedin checking in

>>690216150
Also timaru, whats on tonight fellow degenerate?

>>690219156
I normally do it that way too, but I bought a bamboo steamer and wanted to try it out

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>>690218705
I think it too far past your're bedtime to be going to town young man.

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after a t in napier, taradale road. can anyone help?

>>690215455
salty aussie detected

>>690219787
no shit, im over at flanders, may be able to help you suss

>>690218565
I think you'll find it's the other way around mate

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>>690219546

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>>690219523

>>690219523
das a nice dick. Also I know a malakai in dunedin lel

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>>690211550

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8

>>690220185
LOL FUCKING HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY DO THAT BEFORE HEY EVERYBODY CHECK OUT THIS LE EBIN TROLL XD

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>>690220368
..>get out now

>>690219982
i would be keen, only have enough money for one or two though. New to this town city and having trouble sleeping. would help out a shit tonne

>>690220506
>town city
fucking kill myself, too tired to even make sense typing

>>690211550
New Zealand is still a country?
I thought it was just an Aussie meme.

>>690220506
seems like a great way to get v& tbh fam

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>>690220624
Yeah. And they're using the wrong flag.

>>690211680
I have no interest in watching men in tight clothes fondle each other. Seems kinda gay.

>>690220624
Fuck you ya cunt. Got beaten in the rugby last week, prolly will again. That means you're all gay. Aussie cunt.

Also you cunts are racist. And your abos are fucking ugly.

Where da dunedin nudes at?

>>690216786
There's a Totara Park in South Auckland and it's actually very nice.

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>>690221062
Fuck yeah, especially at this time of night.

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>>690221162

>>690221162
Oh that's where you are? I'm in Manurewa.

>>690220894
Not an Aussie. My country actually matters.

>>690220693
Yeah your probably right

>>690221162
good old shrek

>>690221274
Nobody's country matters. All its giving you is your accent.

got no gf lads

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>>690221034
I don't know if she's from Dunedin because I need to sort my nudes folder out.

>>690221427
>twilight

yeah nah fuck that m8

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>>690221252
Yeah. I actually live in totara park, near some houses. Im stealing their wifi lol. gotta get them dank memes y'namsayin

>>690221395
>sociology faggot

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>>690221427
Everything about this

>>690221543
So you're homeless?

>>690213963
Gr8 b8 m8

>>690215429
We are slightly less racist towards niggers.

This Conan movie on TV2 is pretty good.

>>690221395
Mine does. And my accent is the closest to the Queen's English unlike the gutter talk you kiwis and Aussies have.

>>690221743
Why are you watching a movie on TV dipshit enjoy your ads

>>690221773
Congratulations on your inbreeding

>>690221820
I'm staying at the exs looking after my boy while she's out rooting and drinking

>>690218212
Get the fuck out of my country terrorist.

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>>690221527
>>690221598
True.

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Guys, I need to find a trap. A real one. As in like, not just a crossdresser from K Road. I swear it's like they don't exist in this country.

How do.

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>>690221645
Well technically yeah

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>>690221903

Am white as fuck.

>>690221971
Cold night for it. Too bad it's too late, I'd have bought you a pizza.

>>690221991
Then all is well friend

>>690221899
ok god bless

>>690221034
i second this

>>690221034
Probably under a blanket. It's a cold night

>>690221991
I used to buy kebabs from Ahmed Zaoui's caravan in Palmy. Terrorist cunt.

>>690221991
best kebabs in auckland open at this time?

>>690222709
Kebabs on Queen is always open

>>690222709
No idea. I'm Dunedin based but I've beard good things from Bestia and Kebabs on Queen.

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>>690222614
Pic related?

>>690221555
Truth. Literally the most useless academic pursuit next to gender and feminist studies.

I'm hungry as now. Time to steal her food

>>690221835
I'm not from the UK or Europe

>>690223063
Congratulations on your rape then. The only other country whose people speak close to "Queens English" are India

You aren't a real Kiwi if you haven't shot up the Australian embassy dual-wielding steyr AUG's while wearing an All-Blacks jersey.

>>690223187
What is the American South?

>>690222994
Hah yeah. Kebabs were ok but I don't trust that cunt. What's he up to now? He chose to move from beautiful Palmy to Auckland. Suspicious. Terrorist cunt.

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>>690223225
>forgetting the jandals and stubbies
Fucking tourists

>>690223365
only reason to go to an Australian embassy

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Christchurch chick

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Can I get a name for her?

>>690223365
You talking USA or the continent? Because if it's a, your accent is disgusting, congratulations on your below average iq and obesity and if it's b, congratulations on your rape.

>>690223559
Sure. I'll call her Creases

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Sorry to chch friends I got from last time, might add you on Steam tonight.

>>690223559
fatty mcfatfat

>>690221932
Would do if I wasn't a pussy

>>690221991
Shit, thought you had nudes of my ex for a second.

>>690224158
Your ex looks tasty

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>>690224158
Pics?

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rugby hasn't been good since about 2007
anyone into fasting? 2 days in and drained after a work out but wired on caffeine

>>690224840
Tried it. Couldn't fucking move the next day. Rekt. Total fatigue. I'll stick with trying & failing to eat better.

>>690223508
More?

>>690225315
its an overwait guy mate

>>690225395
>overwait

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more from chch

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Chch reporting in, just got back from seeing the warcraft movie
Went with my bf, he refused to come home because he's sick but doesn't want to infect me. Is this a normal thing guys do or is he just not that interested?

>>690226125
for the love of fuck

CHRISTCHURCCHHHH

>>690226125
he's either considerate and doesnt want to get you sick, or he wants to have a guilt free wank without you :P

>>690226125
The reasoning sounds nice enough, but if he went with you to the film haven't you already caught his cooties?
May as well just go home with you at that point

>>690226446
i would say just wants a wank

>>690217425
That you? Fuck you are sexy. Wanna bang?

>>690226125
How was it?

>>690226729
well im sure you know him better than me :P

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>>690226912
yes what part you in?

>>690226125
He thinks you're fat.

>>690227146
Auckland

>>690227126
yes its a male thing
even if you get sex everyday you still need to wank its a guy thing

>>690227232
Wanking is just taking some of the sexy time for yourself.

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>>690227146
42 wallaby way sydney come over

>>690227365

I'll bring my dog and not declare. So I can be in one of those jihad videos where I have to read a statement and blink in morse code

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>>690227471
great story

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>>690227010
Yeah it was pretty good. Definitely need to know a bit about Warcraft to really appreciate it though

>>690227660
Probably why it got slated by most critics

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How is your taste /nz/?
Generated this from my last.fm, last seven days.

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>>690228892

>>690229169
>no blue album
what are you doing

evening fags, auckland reporting in

>>690229169

i wish we could listen to music together tf, same taste.

do you enjoy radiohead?

Anyone got any Ruth Whelan nudes?

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Wellington on the scene.

>>690229169
Nice, I've picked up Fantasma recently but not listened to properly yet.

>>690231514
8ch

>>690233196
very wide face

Holy shit this thread is still active

>>690218212
i dont get this meme

>>690217278
Still got some for me?

>>690226088
Moar plz

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>>690234211
You don't need to. Just let a little kebab in your life.

>>690233878
>active

>>690233196
Chch? Bored?

>>690235728
welly

Wake me up, wake me up inside.

>>690235808
Sweet, have fun!

>>690235811
I can't wake up

Why the fuck has Australia become the meme capital?

Holy shit this show on TV3.

>>690236274
comes with the shitposting