Random thread post whatever you want
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
- Home
- Board: /b/ - Random
- Reading: Random thread post whatever you want
Random thread post whatever you want
alright fine
>>690181418
Fucking roach ass nigga
>>690180997
I just tried this like 20 minutes ago. Prolly not going to work. Here's my contribution.
>> I was in a relationship with a 10/10 girl, way out of my league.
>> Sex was great and everything.
>> After a few months of her bedroom antics getting stranger and stranger
>> i do whatever she asks cus pussy is amazing.
>> watersports, clown make-up, and several other ideas later
>>she wanted to invite a couple she worked with over for some fun...
>> friday night comes along and the four of us are naked, in the bedroom.
>> she decides to play a new game she thought of..
>> girls behind the guys, guys acting as meat shields
>> Girls begin jerking us off, trying to have a watergun fight with out super soakers
>> other guy and i watch each other akwardly as our girlfriends try and hide behind us, and get us to cum on the other.
>> other guy looks at me, gives me a nod, then lets out a great big fart that rattled the windows
>> his girlfriend was kneeling behind him, face full of flatus
>>she gags and throws up as her boyfriend laughs
>> this brings the cumfight to an end as they start fighting about the fart facial.
>> Mfw they leave without cleaning the vomit, and i dont get sex that night..
>>690181877
>face full of flatus
What the fuck
>>690169112
Fart facial...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHnGzeN1qLw
anyboby have any good gay memes?
>>690182696
fuck your meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXOQDpawhMA
>>690182603
thats definitaly whatever.
>>690182562
What is libera?
>>690183442
https://youtu.be/Ow_bB6nIiyE?list=PLslHfwiGT4UztcL5c1X0UBhEiir9hgYzW
>>690183528
Those meat flaps that were suppose to keep your dumb ass from falling out of your mother... Someone left them unbuttoned.
>>690183844
Why does this sound good to me
>>690184044
because it's got crazy technical skill poured into it while also being avant-garde
>>690184718
v a p o r m e m e s
>>690181877
God tier
>>690180997
Okay. Thank you
>>690184936
This is Knife Crower. Knife Crower kill you. Unless you reply "No knifer, crower."
>>690185020
>implying you have the rest of the comic.
>implying you have the balls to post it.
>>690185205
you're a faggot
>>690185337
No pls
>>690180997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatl1PBYim4
SJW's can suck it.
>>690185260
you were saying?
>>690185337
>>690185435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU85ptLipPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO9UKPbeQDc
>>690182787
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D61QuZrv9-M
whatever you want
fucking newfags
>>690182787
ALL HAIL CREPE BABY
whatever you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98-yZaTpafU
>>690184772
Mike?! What's Jessi gonna think?
>>690185205
>>690185283
>>690185559
What a delightful exchange!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUi926ses94
If you don't reply to this message your mom will die in her sleep.
anything you want
Let me tell you 'bout a thing or two, if you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru or do some gay shit like Ron fucking Harry Potter with a broom, anything regarding dicks ain't my cup of tea cuz I love the poon.
Hey I like to watch porn where girls suck iff mutiple dicks and swallow multiple loads. But I prefer closed mouth CIM. And one of the best things I have located for this porn is Gloryhole Secrets. But I have seen all their shit, and their new shit stinks because the women catch the cum in their mouths with their mouth's open. Which ruins the whole thing for me. I was wondering if anyone else knows of anything I could look up to satisfy this for myself. Or a site or something? Maybe they know what my fetish is called. idk... Anyways multiple swallows of close up closed CIM. Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJT78ZeMrfU
>>690182787
Why does she wear the mask?
>>690185990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lmq6RDn5O8
>>690185515
>implying he will finish.
There's like 20 more pages.
anything you want in this thread
>>690185938
fuku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPPiK2krsZo
i did a shitty draw
>>690184036
Nvm, I found it. You don't have to be a dick. I still don't get it tho.
For the love of jesus have mercy and tell me about the Close up CIM swallow porn Dx
>>690181686
What were you saying nigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jJYVgzfJYY
>>690186179
its happening, you can't stop it
>>690186181
Shouldn't you be somewhere getting gassed?
https://vimeo.com/groups/329126/videos/138944095
>>690186203
MADNESS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6obic1uh7o
>>690186578
Labia... Liberia...
>>690185205
Lost
This is not a sniper thre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41FZF53ajpk
888888888888 88 88 88888888888 ,ad8888ba, db 88b d88 88888888888
88 88 88 88 d8"' `"8b d88b 888b d888 88
88 88 88 88 d8' d8'`8b 88`8b d8'88 88
88 88aaaaaaaa88 88aaaaa 88 d8' `8b 88 `8b d8' 88 88aaaaa
88 88""""""""88 88""""" 88 88888 d8YaaaaY8b 88 `8b d8' 88 88"""""
88 88 88 88 Y8, 88 d8""""""""8b 88 `8b d8' 88 88
88 88 88 88 Y8a. .a88 d8' `8b 88 `888' 88 88
88 88 88 88888888888 `"Y88888P" d8' `8b 88 `8' 88 88888888888
>>690187278
well you proved me wrong.
OH SHIT CANDLEJACK GOT A SNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q
>>690187278
the end of an empire
>>690187457
and the rise of another
>>690180997
THE GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o0ke0CAspw
>>690187635
OH SHIT NI-
>>690182500
This fucking guy. I love his channel
anybody got that webm where the person filming is at disneyland//world and he catches one chipmunk mascot touching the other chipmunk mascot's ass during a live show????
>>690187538
Rbf
Not bad
>>690187969
>>690188199
Dubs confirm
>>690184409
I can here it in my head...
Please have mercy
>>690187278
The fucking fart at the end makes me KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Kys
>>690185205
it looks like the one in my bathroom (just a steak knife, too lazy to bring stuff to the kitchen). Not risking it.
>>690186085
No stopping now
>>690187278
I want to fucking gouge my eyes out. i just saved that whole comic so i can inflict upon others that you have done to me. fuck you, I might kill myself
>>690188867
>>690185205
"No knifer, crower."
>>690182043
Gay
>>690187737
what is this 2002?
>>690181877
topkek
>>690186480
shit happened in 2001... too soon to play jenga
let's groove, anon
https://futuregirlfriend.bandcamp.com/album/pink-dance-ep
>>690189036
I'm glad I ruined your streak
>>690187635
FUCK WHAT ARE WE GOIN TO D-
>>690186578
God damn you're such a faggot.
Now go masturbate to it
>>690185938
No!
>>690189504
You're not doing it right you have to say candle jack and then he'll ta-
>>690186697
I'm white, and I said I did think it was going to work. Congrats, OP.
>>690191294
Didn't*
>>690188103
S T O P
