Who's the most alpha movie or TV show character ever?
>pic related
Jordan Von Strangle from Fairly Odd Parents
>>690177209
don corleone
>>690177983
This
Would also accept the Crimson Chin but either way
idc what b says about fight club, its a fantastic movie. I am Jacks raging boner.
>>690178589
damn good choice bro
His name was Robert Paulson
Robert Baratheon
His name is Robert Paulson
>>690177209
>4000 year old wizard
>can read minds
>slaughtered an entire town for not giving him what he wanted
If that's not alpha I don't know what is.
In Your Ass
Rick Grimes is a badass alpha motherfucker.
>>690179241
Heh im watching You Only Live Twice right now
>>690177209
Not nearly as alpha as brad pitt as micky in snatch. He would drop tyler in half a second.
Hank Schrader: such a fucking alpha.
probably jotaro from jojo's
>>690180142
Great fucking answer.
>>690180300
Aaay lol
>>690180300
>knocks a bitch up then marries her cheating ass
That seems pretty beta to me
This guy.
>>690177209
Whos the bad guy in that film with lolita Natalie Portman?
>>690180204
That's not Walter White.
>>690179976
Just because one guy can beat another guy up, doesn't make him more of an alpha. It just helps. Tyler Durden was a more charismatic leader, with unshakable confidence.
thanos
>>690180606
The guy from Avacado?
>>690180474
I concur.
Are you fucking children kidding? The answer is Boss Nigger.
Boss. Nigger.
Obviously
>>690177209
Michael westen from burn notice
>>690177209
>>690180474
Yup. Basically commits genocide. Is the greatest wizard ever. Proxy controls an entire government.
Always 10 steps ahead and always wins. Only guy to turn the protagonist evil.
>>690177209
Yeah, he's real alpha, for someone that never fucking existed
>>690180606
Hayden Christensen. Alpha.
>>690180529
Worst movie ever...
Ramsay Bolton. Unapologetically psychotic.
Duh?
Vic Mackey
>>690180212
Yus
>>690181589
But he's a bastard, can a bastard ever truly be an alpha? Plus he's about to be fucked up by Jon Snow.
>>690178589
No better answer
>>690181521
Whatever you say, pal. I'm sure your existential crisis sci fi bullshit keeps you way more entertained between loli wincest jerk sessions. Poo pusher.
>>690181589
This actor is on fucking point, on the same tier as Christoph Waltz.
>>690177209
You guys who are posting murderers and serial killers are missing the idea of what alpha is.
Want alpha? Bill Denbrough from IT. Not the movie, the book.
A strong, but gentle leader.
>>690180669
Right Actor
Wrong Character
This guy.
Ex con, walks into town after doing 15 years in prison, and at least one woman on the way, watches the new sheriff get killed, kills the guys that did it, then says fuck it and takes the sheriff's identity and job. Actually does a half decent job and doesn't get caught.
Watch him fight a championship MMA fighter in the 3rd episode, will not regret it.
https://youtu.be/jqRPaucl8r4
>>690182488
Great answer. Great book
>>690182596
What show is that?
>>690182488
I've seen Rick Grimes and Hank Schrader on here though. Both aren't villains.
>>690182764
One of my favorites. I hope they do it justice in the remake.
>>690182957
I don't know the latter, but Rick in the later seasons is questionable.
I think he was alpha in the earlier seasons, but the hardship obviously decays him.
Doesn't give a single fuck. Goes into battle high as shit. Drives a tank. Fucks bitches. Is a good person.
>Oddball from Kelly's Heroes
Billy Jack
The based
The best
The Bronn
Yeah Billy Jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v325wdgoFH4
>>690181608
That movie is so underrated
Strike Back....jesus all you fags just don't know.
>>690182865
Banshee, just had its final season and it's fucking ridiculously awesome. Every episode is insane. Highly recommend watching it.
Aragorn. Though much more in the books than in the movies. He questions himself too much in the movies. But Aragorn II Elassar in the novels is pretty much the definition of a badass alpha male.
>>690180669
Loved that fucking movie when i was a kid because of that tittyshot in the hotel fight scene. Bef. I had internet.
>>690182559
>>690183253
I might possibly argue Thulsa Doom is more alpha. Possibly.
Jordan Belfort
>>690183454
Fuck yeah.
>>690183986
you state that his behavior upon death was alpha?
fuck the king
>>690183454
this. Hope he'll fuck a bad pussy and kill some important motherfuckers
>>690183201
Fucking seconded. My favorite movie growing up. I have Burning Bridges on my IPOD.
I mean he fucking shoots paint shells at the nazis just to fuck with them
>>690184285
That's what he does best.
>>690179820
>dat Filename
>>690179591
maybe until the end of season 4, now he lets the dyke and jiggaboo do everything
the marshal
>>690183946
He was pretty beta, boring, foolish and forgettable in the books as well.
-Tries to get with an elf outside his league - she sees the bitch in him and rejects him. Only plot could save him.
-Spent most of his young life being a forest dwelling hermit fighting orcs and occasionally grouping together other nomadic people for small skirmishes with orcs.
Accomplished very little in his 80+ years - Didnt even become the best swordsman in the land.
Try to name 2 acts of leadership from him in the book. Not just obvious orders like "lets get out of the mountains the goblins will chase us" - what about his character made him a leader or a badass?
You cant name anything because hes a boring mope.
>yo way yo
>>690182596
This.
Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men is my role model.
>>690184172
>>690183454
This. But also Abraham
SANDOR THE HOUND CLEGANE
>>690184172
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" This motherfucker surprised me in current season.
>>690183877
Banshee is fucking awesome!
>>690178589
This
I dont understand how neither of these guys are posted yet.
Ayyy
>>690184606
Spoken like a true dipshit. Well done sir.
This guy in every movie he's ever done
>>690184725
aids is so macho
>>690184606
You idiot, he was a hero in Gondor under a different name, and he went one-on-one with Sauron himself and didn't succumb. He also bagged the most beautiful mortal/immortal in existence, said to be Luthien's likeness.
Aragorn is fucking alpha badass.
>>690185099
Don't just get mad. Refute me nigger.
uncontestably
Homer
the very first words of Google description regarding mad men is alpha male
>>690179202
Alpha as fuck
>>690177209
Mr. Alpha and Dr. Beta
>>690185419
He was never a hero in Gondor before the end.It was just a rumor that the kings line was still around doing fuck all for the kingdom. Most citizens would have said fuck that coward hes not helping save us from this insane steward.
He never went 1v1 vs Sauron. WTF are you even talking about? His picking up a palantir?
Name what he did to get with said elf. I read the books and it amounted to "he changed a little, matured by being around the elfs and she came to see him in another light". Fucking saved by the author.
This guy
Red Forman
>>690180606
Gary Oldman
>>690179241
yesh
Superman, I win.
Come on /b/ros!
>>690180875
What is this? How have I never heard of Wat I assume to be, based on that bitchin cover an awesome film?
duhhhh
>>690185854
Aragorn went out into the Wild, fighting evil wherever it manifested itself. In 2956 he met Gandalf, from whom he learned much. In disguise, he served King Thengel of Rohan and Ecthelion, Steward of Gondor.
"His ways were hard and long, and he became somewhat grim to look upon, unless he chanced to smile; and yet he seemed to Men worthy of honour, as a king that is in exile, when he did not hide his true shape. . . Thus he became at last the most hardy of living Men, skilled in their crafts and lore, and was yet more than they, for he was elven-wise, and there was a light in his eyes that when they were kindled few could endure. His face was sad and stern because of the doom that was laid on him, and yet hope dwelt ever in the depths of his heart, from which mirth would arise at times like a spring from the rock." -- Appendix A, LotR
Fucking Hardy!
>>690185854
>>690186290
Not wishing to claim the kingship yet, Aragorn served Ecthelion in disguise, as a captain in the Army of Gondor. He was called Thorongil (eagle of the star) because he was swift and keen-eyed, and wore a silver star upon his cloak. Thorongil counseled Ecthelion not to trust Saruman, and to welcome Gandalf. In this and other matters he disagreed with Denethor son of Ecthelion. Denethor resented his father's trust of Thorongil despite the fact that Thorongil never held himself higher than a servant of Ecthelion. Thorongil also urged the Steward to rid Gondor of the threat of Umbar. Finally convincing Ecthelion, Thorongil gathered a small fleet, attacked Umbar secretly by night and burned many of the ships. He himself overthrew the Captain of the Havens in battle on the quays. After this victory, however, he refused to return to Gondor, sending a message to Ecthelion saying, "Other tasks now call me, lord, and much time and many perils must pass, ere I come again to Gondor, if that be my fate.
In the course of his years of wandering, Aragorn entered Mordor, passed through Moria, and ventured into Harad in the south of Middle-earth.
Maximus
>>690182559
That movie is epic, any younger peeps lurking should watch
>>690177209
Solo on Empire or Indy in Raiders. Young Harrison Ford fucking wrote the book on alpha. "But Clint Eastwood..." never gets the girl.
>>690186231
Yup, you got it anon
>>690177209
>>690185854
>>690186387
In ThirdAge 2980, when Gollum met Shelob in CirithUngol and Théoden became King of the Mark, Aragorn returned from the Wild to Lórien. He was 49 years old. "Aragorn had grown to full stature of mind and body, and Galadriel bade him cast aside his wayworn raiment, and she clothed him in silver and white, with a cloak of elven-grey and a bright gem on his brow. Then more than any kind of Man he appeared, and seemed rather an Elf-lord from the Isles of the West, and thus it was that Arwen first beheld him again after their long parting, and as he came walking towards her under the trees of CarasGaladhon laden with flowers of gold, her choice was made and her doom appointed." They plighted their troth on CerinAmroth on Midsummer's Eve, and Aragorn gave Arwen the Ring of Barahir.
>>690186786
>>690185144
Haha yes
This sick motherfucker
>>690186387
/thread
Thank you for the awesome post.
>>690186799
Dude no one who hangs out with elves can claim most alpha...
>>690186455
how would you fuck this hoe
>>690187006
No need to thank me, Aragorn is alpha as fuck and my favorite LOTR character and people need to know it. Viggo's version didn't do him justice.
>>690186387
TL;dr
> beta fatty
>>690186873
Patton had his merits but he was also sneaky and mocked by his troops for the prissy regalia... This is the idea of alpha and old bitter man has...
>>690179241
this
>>690186290
>>690186290
>"His ways were hard and long, and he be
If he really went into the wild to conquer all evil he would have wandered over to Mordor and gotten raped.
The rest of that is just wishful description. Literally 0 to the character. It reads like a middle schooler describing an ideal version of themselves. Here look at a simpler version of that cringe: google "sonic character description"
Read the non cannon ones: "Name: Mach Eight
Age: eternally 16
Species: Leopard
Made by: Jake Stewart
Who is: The world's most beautiful life form. Has a fake crush on Knuckles and Shadow in her Rouge form and is trying to do the same to Sonic as Amy."
real life alpha
>>690186530
u>>690186339
>>690186255
>>690186231
>>690186169
>>690185909
>>690185854
>>690185842
>>690185794
>>690185499
>>690185483
" My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. " -
>>690186250
The theme song is awesome as shit too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Fig_LoBy4
>>690187066
>>690187185
Fuckwits everywhere.
>>690187185
Spoken like someone who wants to keep believing >>690185854
>>690184970
Obsolete for anyone born after 1970
The Transporter of course
>>690177209
>>690178681
glad other people agree, fan-fucking-tastic movie. books fucking great too.
even the name is alpha
>>690187313
2/10 troll
Now he's dissing Tolkien's writing. Almost fell for it.
>>690177808
thisssssssssssssssssssss
>>690187313
>If he really went into the wild to conquer all evil he would have wandered over to Mordor and gotten raped.
He DID go to Mordor, and he didn't get raped. He was Dunedain, much much stronger than the average human. Strong enough in fact to resist the will of Sauron through the palantir.
Also strong enough to command an army of the dead. That's pretty fucking badass.
>>690185159
Yeah I think he's a winner
Hesher
>>690187381
hell yeah, the dude drank, fucked, fought and gambled 24/7. then wrote about it.
CLINT FUCKING EASTWOOD
>>690184172
This.
>>690177209
>>690187798
>He was Dunedain, much much stronger than the average human. Strong enough in fact to resist the will of Sauron through the palantir.
You realize thats not really a character trait right? Just because the writer gives you strength beyond mortal men doesnt make you badass. Superman/The Hulk/Goku are all more powerful than Aragorn.
>>690180300
Thats the Twilight fag isn't it? That's pretty far from alpha.
>/thread
>>690185961
Not alpha at all
Alphas don't raise betas and it is not like he ever did anything about it. An alpha would have beat the snot out of Eric for being a little faggot
/thread
>>690177983
The only right answer
>>690188239
>>690188306
You haven't read LOTR or The Silmarillion or any of the supplemental works like Unfinished Tales or Lost Tales have you?
>>690188278
winner. hands down cant be gats.
g u t s
Joe Black
If only we could all have the courage to stand for what's right, no matter the consequences.
>>690177209
he didn't even exist, no alpha to be imaginary
>>690181608
/thread
So Alpha its in his name
>>690188498
How is Eric foreplay beta?
>>690189233
he's a dumbass
Still thinking young harrison ford's characters after going through the thread, argument is he could score with girls who could fucking win drinking contests on seethy taverns or lead rebellions. Most of the guys posted either don't get the girl or are so fucking tough they're like the guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels who's so fucking rough he only fucks guys cuz girls are too soft... Not Alpha...
Maximus -. Turned down that hot ass emperor's daughter and failed his duty doing so
Aragorn - Fucking please, just cuz he gets unreal ass as a reward for being the story's chosen one doesn't mean he doesn't star in one of the gayest stories of all time.
hardy - Actually good, respectable choice, still think he comes third, Op's choice is a hard to beat second.
>>690184350
Ewww Aids monkey.
>>690185062
Unibrows were cool back then
>>690181167
Agreed. Bonus points because he did iit all for the lulz
>>690189614
Well no shit Han Solo is number 1
>>690177209
the man with no name
played by Clint eastwood
Boris the Blade
you all lose
>>690179005
Lol yes. Or the viper.
>>690189471
My foot^(your ass+ a fathers love)
>>690177209
>>690177209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCk_yTLI7A0
>>690184437
Second. He's a gentleman barbarian. The perfect alpha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-vU152-XAE
>>690190159
>>690181167
Clarice doesn't become evil in Silence of the Lambs and even in the sequels she doesn't quite cross the line. Lecter isn't an alpha, as in leader of the pack, even if he's a master manipulator. You could compare him to a lone wolf, those sometimes prey on packs.
From many of the choices here a lot of people are mixing those two concepts.
>>690184970
I was always an Eastwood fan but Marion was decent.
>>690190478
If masturbating in an adult theater made you an alpha the only thing that keeps most /btards from being fucking Chad is having been born a couple of decades too late...
>>690190568
Not my top pick but good fucking choice
>>690185159
I only think of corinthian leather
>>690181589
I would't exactly call him an Alpha. Hes psycho, but hes going to be completely inept at running a house. Ironically, I suspect he will be as successful as Theon was when Theon had his chance to shine.
>>690190812
>>690180231
That's a really cool 9gag meme, I hope you have a lot more funny memes to post here. You seem like a really funny guy and you'll add a lot to the 4chan community.
>>690188278
Probably the only genuine alpha here. Challenged a god of war to combat and not only survived, but later earned a blade from him in his most dire time of need, survives amongst an actual nightmare world that corrupted and kills hundreds of his companions and all but one of his friends, saw his girlfriend raped by his previous bestfriend-gone-Lovecraftian-horror (corrupting the fetus inside his girlfriend), wields a blade weighing hundreds of pounds (one-handed and even in his teeth), all while working with a metal prosthetic hand and one eye.
His current plans are to make his girlfriend not retarded, and achieved the most alpha thing possible: closure. He doesn't want to kill his previous best friend anymore, he just wants to fix his drooler of a lover.
AL BUNDY
>>690188704
retarded image, unrelated and not anon
>>690191308
Plebs
>>690191581
nothing more cringey than a protagonist that just HAS to KILL for REVENGE
he fucking killed 100 men in a forest with a blunt sword and an arrow through his hand
that's fairly alpha, in comparison to some of this other shit
>>690191308
Lost
>>690184726
Abraham is just a shittier version of the badass that is Randleman.
>Gets left behind enemy lines, surrounded by Nazis within earshot
>doesn't give a fuck
>Get a hottie to swoon over him
>bayonets a Nazi in front of hottie
>gets hotties' fathers' respect
>abandons hottie and escapes back to his unit to continue killing Nazis.
>>690189763
>Boris the Blade
This
>>690191775
I never realized how effective the term cringe was.
There's literally nothing more cringey than ALPHAS who HAVE to FUCK PUSSY.
>>690191775
I think you're all missing the point of what an alpha is suposed to be, it isn't lone wolf, man's man, tough guy or anything like that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNc45FTenhg
>mfw ITT betas idealize alphas
You all lost fam
>>690186670
He was crazy. Not alpha
>>690191856
Oh and also he had shrapnel in his shoulder.
>>690189890
You sir, understand GoT
>>690191969
>>690186996
Pete was the boss.
>>690177209
this guy. Best part is, hes no actor.
>>690177209
None finer...
>>690191924
because of his troubled past, to atone for his sins, to put the past BEHIND him, he's too sad to EVER be happy!!!
sike, gets a gaggle of pals and can actually enjoy himself from time to time
fucking hell, let the character be a person, not a trope
>>690192400
cringed.
>>690189763
>had to wear ear plugs to shoot a gun
>alpha
>pick only one
>>690189763
Its Bullet Dodger you fucking muppit!!
>>690179241
thish
>>690187610
He avenged his old family. Tried to do right with the girl he got preggers and I have some catching up to do with this show. He is pretty alpha though.
>>690193761
>Its Bullet Dodger you fucking muppit!!
He's called both in the movie
kill yourself
>>690179241
Didn't have to go far to find the man himself, Dalton also acceptable.
>Sam could destroy all the fag characters you guys suggested
>>690193761
why do they call him the bullet dodger?
>>690194097
>why do they call him the bullet dodger?
cos he dodges bullets Abi
>>690194097
because he dodges bullets you muppet