Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
Hey everyone.
>claimed
>>690165898
Y-You know I don't like being teased. J-Just tell me what you want
>>690166112
kagami claimed!!!
gonna take a nap edition, ill see you guys soon, or if not tomorrow!! lol
god i love memes
>these trips claim Amatsu
>>690165891
>except I totally am
Oh shit I have been bamboozled.
>>690166025
>Gonna start drinking soon
Aren't you the lightweight who got totally smashed last time?
>Best waifu claimed
Mumei claim
>>690164675
Weeeell...
Let's just say for now that it's one sided, particularly on my side. I don't really know how she feels about me...
>which is why when the ship sunk I was so afraid that she was mad at me
>>690165206
Wait, WHAT?!
>>690165624
The trips are mine. MINE!
>>690166112
Megumin claimed
89 cent megumeme you COULD share some megumin pics
>>690166179
that bird is whoreifying
>>690166237
>robbed
>re-engaging
>roll
>>690166287
>>690166254
No that was Aqua. I am a lightweight, but I have an extraordinarily fast metabolism so even if I do get really really really drunk, it's usually only for no longer than maybe an hour.
>>690166195
I SEE YOUR OHAYO AND RAISE YOU A MEGASIZED OHAYO!
>>690166025
>Girl on the internet
Pretty sure I admitted 3 days ago openly that that was not the case, actually...
>Although I'd still respond to that name out of habit
>>690166030
>Silver tongue
More like silver coated.
>>690166287
well tell her how you feel silly!!! whenever she's on. don't let this chance pass you by!!!
Akiko claimed
Sorry Aizawa my internet spazzed out
I'm reconnecting
>>690166254
It's just a prank bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbZusVDBf4A
>>690166267
Going to bed soon?
>>690165624
(89 cent megumeme)
what about him
>rolling rattles
>>690166377
>>690166222
And you know I love teasing~
I'm only asking for a favour for when I'll need one
>>690166237
>trips says you're mine
>>690166287
No, they aren't~
>>690166295
If you wanna call me a DM, you could, just get yourself an original one, 5th megumeme
>>690166511
Go get him!
Shoo~
>>690166254
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
woooohoooo. Im fuckin bored. watching evangalion thinking about playing The last of Us
>>690166287
AHA I HAVE FOUND THE REAL HANAKO.
>This is a coup
>I'm gonna steal Hotaru and become your shipmate forever
>ROLLING FOR TRIPS AND HOTARU AND YOUR LOVE
>The ship sunk
Oh.
Well, rolling anyway.
We're gonna rebuild this ship from the ground up, and this time
>I'm the captain
>>690166411
Can't wait to see your actual edits
I really love this image
CLOSING TIME BLEW HORSE NUTS
>>690166585
Penny Claim!
>I fucking love Black Lagoon.
>>690166030
>Some of them a very small amount of them can be pollinators.
>But most of them are bastards
im having major guy issues, dude wont get another messenger so we can talk easier
>yuno claim
>>690166585
give me the chocolate
>>690166710
>>690166781
i prefer rin
>>690166630
>trips to keep the plebs away
>rolling
>>690166858
>>690166676
Would you like a gift, Karen?
>>690166411
>not the case
AHA, so I was right the first time! Either way, calling you Nat. Also I must have not been here for that.
>>690166664
What are we trying so hard to roll for today?
>this shit is cray
>>690166630
Who's this and why is that bottle so tiny.
>>690166906
I would like a gif
>>690166630
I-If you say so b-baka
>>690166858
i just dislike how tryhard big order is overall
that "twist" would have been a lot cooler had the anime not already gone totally whack and off course
>>690166664
>two away from quints
Is this what true pain is
>>690166491
A social experiment, perhaps?
>>690166394
>A really fast metabolism
Vaguely envious, but that's actually really helpful for consuming alcohol.
>>690166927
Son I've been trying to roll to overthrow Hotaru for a long time and I cannot be stopped, no matter what.
>>690167021
>bottom right Karen noticed
>>690166906
>>690167021
Gift****
>>690167021
>>690166904
>>690167056
what? im talking about katawa shoujo
>>690166630
no
>roll
>>690166870
im gonna get trips before you
>>690167157
>>690166924
I was laughing for a good 5 minutes when you said that at first, because you were on point.
>Apparently Operator knew as well, the cheeki breeki.
>>690167021
Alright, give me just a second.
>>690166630
>confirmed by these trips
>>690167101
10/10 picture
>>690166630
DM stands for Dollar Menu Megumin, right?
How's your day?
>>690167216
>>690167157
OH.
pppppft t-totally knew that
;-;
>>690167101
pretty thicc legs there
>>690167225
So ready for this
So fucking ready for this
Mine!
>>690167284
>>690167239
>flat, 1000x1000,075,f.u5.jpg
>flat
Kek
>>690166870
>trip to have you
>roll
>>690166927
>Who's this
I'm Amatsukaze, also known as DM
Pleased to meet you
>why is that bottle so tiny
Beats me
>>690167046
Tsun is best dere
N-not that I like it or anything..
>>690167211
yes
Shoo~
>>690167234
>you mean those one
>>690167239
Discount Megumin, actually
The day is fine, thanks for asking
How's yours?
>>690167351
Enjoy.
>>690167401
thats all the hanako i got. have fun man
>>690167081
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
What a shitty night
>>690167395
Horse
>>690167582
>triggered
>>690167509
>getting intensifies
>>690167509
>N-not that I like it or anything
[spoiler]is this you confessing?[/spoiler]
>>690166494
>Kygo feat. Conrad Sewell - Firestone
I'd really appreciate more of this, Anomaly.
And I'm not too tired right now, probably will in about an hour or so, but I'll stick around until then.
What have you been up to? I'm sure it's late for you, probably around 4 AM.
>>690167593
i claimed this waifu before you.
but also, why's it shitty?
>>690166267
Goodnight
>>690167509
Good, up to anything besides posting?
>>690167509
no
>roll
>>690167593
what wrong heretic tsundere~chan?
>>690167593
Whats wrong???
Ave Maria
>>690166112
It's been too long.
>>690167756
>reroll
>>690166179
Best idol. Even better than maki :^)
>>690166411
Hmmmm?~
>>690166720
For real? Oh shit I'm guessing is this from gardening experience?
i don't think i've been honest with myself.
i like Madoka, but as a little sister.
i fell in love with Sayaka First.
>>690167533
I appreciate this
but I will never be able to upload it, lol.
Can you do different expressions? Like you did on your first one?
It's so cute.
>>690167081
Yeah it's nice. I get shit faced really quickly, but I also recover really quickly too so it evens out.
>>690167225
Being a man who literally sucks dicks, I recognize a boybutt when I see it~ I just gave you the benefit of the doubt because you denied it at the time.
Lets Play some Games!!!!! Who wants to team up for some I dunno Ps4 or Heroes of the storm or some shit. Im fuckin bored.
>>690167830
We barely talked. This was my fault.
Still. Please, sleep well.
>>690167971
It's okay my man, Karen is my little sister too
It's more than a sexual thing
>>690167533
>10000x6250
>wew lad
>>690167756
>Need more get
>>690167775
Confessing my love for tsunderes? Yes
>>690167849
Just listening to some Witcher 3 OST
Yourself?
>>690167858
yes
Shoo~
>>690167784
I saw Kygo live a while ago, a pretty great show.
This was actually the first Kygo song I heard, that was when he was still starting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn_amMJehPU
Alright then, just woke up really early and it's 6 am now.
>>690168079
Isn't tracer in that game
>>690168111
B-Baka
>>690167949
Yeah, I did some research about pollinators to avoid hurting last year, and there are some species of wasp that do pollinate.
>However none of the species listed in my area don't pollinate, so I mercilessly destroy them like an angry god.
Otherwise I avoid hurting bumble bees.
>>690168079
steam?
>>690166112
waifu?
>>690167971
>i fell in love with Sayaka First.
Go on...
>>690168079
Thoughts on Overwatch?
>>690167823
Another one hm? The Yuno army grows
Just instant noodles night
>>690167858
Would appreciate if you stop calling me that
>>690167865
Shitty dinner, nothing devistating just first world problem
>>690168111
>I should follow your example
>claiming amatsu with this trips
>>690168111
>witcher 3 ost
I'm listening to the Gwent music myself
>>690167949
Oh shit thanks fam
>>690168261
ohhhhhhhh kyo!!!
>wink wink nudge nudge
>kagami
>>690168111
Listening to some Weezer, Beck, Sublime, etc. Nice trips btw
>>690168079
I have a ps4 but all I play is destiny or dark souls 3
>>690168111
no
stop teasing me with these trips
>roll
>>690168281
but your tsundere~chan
>>690167949
Oh nothin, Smugs.
>>690167988
Sure thing, what face of those 3 would you like?
>>690168034
Fair enough. Just means I knew it wasn't cute enough to pass.
>>690168111
I could probably make that bigger if I throw a vector compatible file into PS.
>100,000 x 625,000 Karen Ohayo anyone?
No one can surpass Spaghetti-Sama
>>690167949
Cheeky :^)
>>690168446
I ment the heretic part
>>690166112
What?!?! No Hank Hill as the opener?!?!! wOw!!
>>690168447
The upside down sad triangle face
and the regular smile one
You do them so well!
You should do an open mouth happy for yourself too
QOTT: whats the quirky thing you do when trying to sleep?
I can't sleep with my closest open so I keep them closed and my feet has to be tucked under the sheets if that makes sense
>>690168111
>trips seal my claim on Amatsu
>>690168204
What did you expect, cute tsun one?
>>690168283
I knew I should've rolled!
>roll
>>690168350
And I'm listening to the theme of Blood and Wine in polish
Good shit my dude
>>690168398
seems nice enough
Thanks, new friend
>>690168446
I will once you stop
Shoo~
>>690168447
>100,000 x 625,000
Did I miss it?
>>690168773
i can't sleep unless there's something in my arms
>>690168684
Comin right up!
>>690168773
I can hardly ever sleep unless I'm hugging something. Most often times, a pillow.
>>690168939
No, should I do it?
>>690168261
a hero a justice, but such a tragic hero.
i shed a tear over her death.
but lately madoka's been on my mind for some reason.
or maybe it's difficult to pick the least likeable magi.
>>690168275
I play it. On ps4.
I also have rainbow six siege paragon i have a bunch of other digital shit not installed like i black ops 3 and shit
.>>690168239
I have steam but im currenlty only running mac book so i think all i have is team fortress
>>690168196
Yeah tracer came free with the purchase of overwatch
>>690168426
I liked souls i beat it and traded it in for overwatch tho :C
Im currently trying to find a pirated copy of Diablo 2. I had a super legit one for mac awhile back cant find it now tho.
>>690168231
Learn something new everyday huh?
Bumble bees don't live in a colony correct?
>>690168373
I got you. She's my fav in the show
>>690168447
Hmmmmmmmmm?~
>>690168588
I knew that'll draw you out:^)
>>690168502
>waifu
>>690169176
I take you hate Nico too then
>>690168939
>cute tsun one
now you're doing this to torture me now
>>690168773
get drunk or watch tv series until I fall asleep
>>690168939
>rolling to claim